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03 Dec 2012 07:16 AM   |   20083 clicks   |   KOB4
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DERP

03 Dec 2012 12:30 AM
Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  
That's a rough 27 years. O_o

03 Dec 2012 12:35 AM
RedPhoenix122    [TotalFark]  

Apos: [www.kob.com image 300x225]

DERP


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Looks like he escaped the zombies alright.

03 Dec 2012 01:15 AM
Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
Is his mom a wizard?

03 Dec 2012 01:31 AM
hammettman     
This thread was Godwinned before it began

03 Dec 2012 02:14 AM
steerforth     
It's sad when children no longer look up to their parents.

03 Dec 2012 03:12 AM
Xanlexian     

steerforth: It's sad when children no longer look up to their parents.


I see what you did there.

And over there.

03 Dec 2012 07:19 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Police say 27-year-old Vaughn Godwin was suspected of selling methamphetamine - or meth.

I'm glad they cleared that up for us. I had NO idea.

03 Dec 2012 07:24 AM
Teflon Billy     
A face only a mother could love - - making this guy officially screwed.

03 Dec 2012 07:27 AM
HBK     
An Albuquerque meth addict, you say? Where have I heard this before?

03 Dec 2012 07:29 AM
poe_zlaw     
I had no idea finding an alien at a younger age, feeding it Reese's Pieces, building a phone for it and sending it home would take such a toll on a man in his later years.

03 Dec 2012 07:33 AM
Onkel Buck     
Got dayum eyes cocked like a gun! One eye picking cotton the other eye picking corn

03 Dec 2012 07:34 AM
Deacon Blue    [TotalFark]  

Onkel Buck: Got dayum eyes cocked like a gun! One eye picking cotton the other eye picking corn


Ha! Yet another phrase I'm stealing for my own use!

03 Dec 2012 07:37 AM
Onkel Buck     

Deacon Blue: Onkel Buck: Got dayum eyes cocked like a gun! One eye picking cotton the other eye picking corn

Ha! Yet another phrase I'm stealing for my own use!


Feel free. These are things I have heard while living in the south

03 Dec 2012 07:40 AM
id10ts    [TotalFark]  
FTA: "went to go look for him"

How about "went to find him" or even "went to look for him" ?

Farking grammar, how does it work?

03 Dec 2012 07:42 AM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  
You know who ELSE had problems with his mother???

... Freud.

/I think

03 Dec 2012 07:49 AM
BronyMedic     
>Meth.
>Not taking medicine.
>Marijuana.

I'll take "What's an unmedicated bipolar sufferer" for 350, Alex.

03 Dec 2012 07:53 AM
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03 Dec 2012 07:57 AM
Mr. Ekshun     
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Disapproves, assuming he's looking at the correct article.

/(Colin Hay)

03 Dec 2012 08:00 AM
LordPomposity     
Police say 27-year-old Vaughn Godwin was suspected of selling methamphetamine - or meth.

Well, which one is it?

03 Dec 2012 08:03 AM
Turfshoe     
I'm pretty sure that guy lives in the shire

03 Dec 2012 08:03 AM
Omnis_evil_twin     
FTFA: Police said when they went to go look for him at his apartment on they saw walls spray painted and smashed in. 

My, that was a poorly written article. It's like...the writer can only achieve orgasm when in the presence of excessive prepositions.

03 Dec 2012 08:04 AM
MrHappyRotter     
I think it's hot the way he looks right a lot.

03 Dec 2012 08:04 AM
Mr. Ekshun     
Also I was just reminded of an excerpt from a personal ad I wrote years ago:

"You know, I can't help but notice that you're smiling at me. Well, I suppose you could be smiling at that guy at the other end of the bar, but one of your eyes is looking at me and you're smiling and that's close enough."

The rest of it is worse.

03 Dec 2012 08:05 AM
VenomousDuck     
So I guess he was keeping one eye on mom's shenanigans?

03 Dec 2012 08:21 AM
Fluorescent Testicle     

Xanlexian: I see what you did there. And over there.


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03 Dec 2012 08:29 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie     

hammettman: This thread was Godwinned before it began


The correct term is "Godwin'd in the boobies."

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03 Dec 2012 08:29 AM
Kibbler     
How not to think things through.

03 Dec 2012 08:31 AM
numbone     
Obviously the cops sneaked up from behind.

03 Dec 2012 08:36 AM
diaphoresis     

Kibbler: How not to think things through.


Public school system?

03 Dec 2012 08:49 AM
Mini Ditka    [TotalFark]  
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03 Dec 2012 09:04 AM
imtheonlylp     
dad?
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03 Dec 2012 09:05 AM
AdrianLamo    [TotalFark]  

fusillade762: Police say 27-year-old Vaughn Godwin was suspected of selling methamphetamine - or meth.

I'm glad they cleared that up for us. I had NO idea.


Also known to absolutely none of its users as double-methylated phenylethylamine, or speed, a type of drug ...

03 Dec 2012 09:22 AM
AdrianLamo    [TotalFark]  

BronyMedic: >Meth.
>Not taking medicine.
>Marijuana.

I'll take "What's an unmedicated bipolar sufferer" for 350, Alex.


It was just ridiculously generic Desoxyn. Nothing to get worked up about.

03 Dec 2012 09:24 AM
AdrianLamo    [TotalFark]  

Kibbler: How not to think things through.


I'm sure charges will be dropped once he explains that it was just the right-handed isomer of a Vicks inhaler.

/I'll stop now.
//Very sorry.

03 Dec 2012 09:32 AM
Noticeably F.A.T.    [TotalFark]  

Onkel Buck: Got dayum eyes cocked like a gun! One eye picking cotton the other eye picking corn


Got one eye fishin', one lookin' for bait.

03 Dec 2012 10:21 AM
DaMoGan     
Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.

03 Dec 2012 10:27 AM
fritopendejo     
He is cross eyed.

03 Dec 2012 10:28 AM
Iceman_Cometh     

steerforth: It's sad when children no longer look up to their parents.


He can't even look her in the eye!

/aisle seat please

03 Dec 2012 10:33 AM
Mouser     
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Obligatory Derpy picture.

03 Dec 2012 11:29 AM
offmymeds     

Iceman_Cometh: steerforth: It's sad when children no longer look up to their parents.

He can't even look her in the eye!

/aisle seat please


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Jack Elam frowns on your shenanigans!

03 Dec 2012 11:30 AM
Wrath of Heaven     
LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKIN' TO YA BOY

03 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
stuffy     
I so want to go to that families Christmas.

03 Dec 2012 12:00 PM
HelloNeuman     
"suspected of selling methamphetamine - or 'meth'

thanks for clearing that up

03 Dec 2012 12:31 PM
SPLAMM     
His face rings a bell.
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03 Dec 2012 01:36 PM
Mega Steve     
I went looking for a pic of Jon Cryer's walleye pills from Hot Shots!, but got distracted by Valeria Golino. She's kind of a mixed bag for me. Sometimes I think she's smoking hot, and other times she's just kinda meh.

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Hot or not, she was banging Sean Penn, so I think I'll pass

03 Dec 2012 01:46 PM
rushthatspeaks     
Hobbits gone wild.

03 Dec 2012 03:14 PM
imtheonlylp     
What color are his eyes?
Looks to me like they're blew everywhere.

03 Dec 2012 04:00 PM
mattg     

Mega Steve: I went looking for a pic of Jon Cryer's walleye pills from Hot Shots!, but got distracted by Valeria Golino. She's kind of a mixed bag for me. Sometimes I think she's smoking hot, and other times she's just kinda meh.

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Hot or not, she was banging Sean Penn, so I think I'll pass


What a shame. I'm sure she was banging down your door, Mega Steve

04 Dec 2012 04:33 AM
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