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That's a rough 27 years. O_o

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Looks like he escaped the zombies alright.

Is his mom a wizard?

This thread was Godwinned before it began

It's sad when children no longer look up to their parents.

steerforth: It's sad when children no longer look up to their parents.

I see what you did there.

And over there.

Police say 27-year-old Vaughn Godwin was suspected of selling methamphetamine - or meth.

I'm glad they cleared that up for us. I had NO idea.

A face only a mother could love - - making this guy officially screwed.

An Albuquerque meth addict, you say? Where have I heard this before?

I had no idea finding an alien at a younger age, feeding it Reese's Pieces, building a phone for it and sending it home would take such a toll on a man in his later years.

Got dayum eyes cocked like a gun! One eye picking cotton the other eye picking corn

Onkel Buck: Got dayum eyes cocked like a gun! One eye picking cotton the other eye picking corn

Ha! Yet another phrase I'm stealing for my own use!

Deacon Blue: Onkel Buck: Got dayum eyes cocked like a gun! One eye picking cotton the other eye picking corn

Ha! Yet another phrase I'm stealing for my own use!

Feel free. These are things I have heard while living in the south

FTA: "went to go look for him"

How about "went to find him" or even "went to look for him" ?

Farking grammar, how does it work?

You know who ELSE had problems with his mother???

... Freud.

/I think

>Meth.
>Not taking medicine.
>Marijuana.

I'll take "What's an unmedicated bipolar sufferer" for 350, Alex.

Eye against Eye?

Disapproves, assuming he's looking at the correct article.

/(Colin Hay)

Police say 27-year-old Vaughn Godwin was suspected of selling methamphetamine - or meth.

Well, which one is it?

I'm pretty sure that guy lives in the shire

FTFA: Police said when they went to go look for him at his apartment on they saw walls spray painted and smashed in. 

My, that was a poorly written article. It's like...the writer can only achieve orgasm when in the presence of excessive prepositions.

I think it's hot the way he looks right a lot.

Also I was just reminded of an excerpt from a personal ad I wrote years ago:

"You know, I can't help but notice that you're smiling at me. Well, I suppose you could be smiling at that guy at the other end of the bar, but one of your eyes is looking at me and you're smiling and that's close enough."

The rest of it is worse.

So I guess he was keeping one eye on mom's shenanigans?

Xanlexian: I see what you did there. And over there.

hammettman: This thread was Godwinned before it began

The correct term is "Godwin'd in the boobies."

How not to think things through.

Obviously the cops sneaked up from behind.

Kibbler: How not to think things through.

Public school system?

dad?

fusillade762: Police say 27-year-old Vaughn Godwin was suspected of selling methamphetamine - or meth.

I'm glad they cleared that up for us. I had NO idea.

Also known to absolutely none of its users as double-methylated phenylethylamine, or speed, a type of drug ...

BronyMedic: >Meth.
>Not taking medicine.
>Marijuana.

I'll take "What's an unmedicated bipolar sufferer" for 350, Alex.

It was just ridiculously generic Desoxyn. Nothing to get worked up about.

Kibbler: How not to think things through.

I'm sure charges will be dropped once he explains that it was just the right-handed isomer of a Vicks inhaler.

/I'll stop now.
//Very sorry.

Onkel Buck: Got dayum eyes cocked like a gun! One eye picking cotton the other eye picking corn

Got one eye fishin', one lookin' for bait.

Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.

He is cross eyed.

steerforth: It's sad when children no longer look up to their parents.

He can't even look her in the eye!

/aisle seat please

Obligatory Derpy picture.

Iceman_Cometh: steerforth: It's sad when children no longer look up to their parents.

He can't even look her in the eye!

/aisle seat please

 

Jack Elam frowns on your shenanigans!

LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKIN' TO YA BOY

I so want to go to that families Christmas.

"suspected of selling methamphetamine - or 'meth'

thanks for clearing that up

His face rings a bell.

I went looking for a pic of Jon Cryer's walleye pills from Hot Shots!, but got distracted by Valeria Golino. She's kind of a mixed bag for me. Sometimes I think she's smoking hot, and other times she's just kinda meh.



Hot or not, she was banging Sean Penn, so I think I'll pass

Hobbits gone wild.

What color are his eyes?
Looks to me like they're blew everywhere.

Mega Steve: I went looking for a pic of Jon Cryer's walleye pills from Hot Shots!, but got distracted by Valeria Golino. She's kind of a mixed bag for me. Sometimes I think she's smoking hot, and other times she's just kinda meh.

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Hot or not, she was banging Sean Penn, so I think I'll pass

What a shame. I'm sure she was banging down your door, Mega Steve