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03 Dec 2012 12:54 AM   |   4231 clicks   |   Centre Daily Times
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urban.derelict     
Should have picked up the pint glass instead.

02 Dec 2012 09:31 PM
quatchi    [TotalFark]  
How much cocaine does this guy go through that he has to cut lines with a hatchet?

Also, let's just get this out of the way...

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03 Dec 2012 12:01 AM
PhiloeBedoe    [TotalFark]  
The makers of Trivial Pursuit copied a bunch of their Genus Edition from some dude's book, including deliberate mistakes the guy had made to (unsuccessfully) protect his copyright. How many arguments/fistfights was that responsible for?


On his LAPD I.D. card, Columbo's first name is shown to be Frank...

03 Dec 2012 12:31 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

quatchi: How much cocaine does this guy go through that he has to cut lines with a hatchet?

Also, let's just get this out of the way...

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Or was it a bong? And if so, how?

(get it?)

03 Dec 2012 12:56 AM
sp86     
The object in question?

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03 Dec 2012 12:56 AM
King Something     

quatchi: How much cocaine does this guy go through that he has to cut lines with a hatchet?


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03 Dec 2012 12:57 AM
demaL-demaL-yeH    [TotalFark]  
FTA:
The incident happened Thanksgiving night at a home on South High Street, but was reported by police today.
When troopers arrived at the home, they seized the hatchet and discovered it was actually a piece of drug paraphernalia.


Well. Isn't that special?

03 Dec 2012 12:58 AM
lewismarktwo     

sp86: The object in question?

[i45.tinypic.com image 750x579]


Yes, this is most likely what it was. Me smokum peace pipe.

03 Dec 2012 12:59 AM
Bob_Sled    [TotalFark]  
"at a home on South High Street" How appropriate.

03 Dec 2012 01:00 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
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03 Dec 2012 01:00 AM
skinink     

"The incident happened Thanksgiving night at a home on South High Street, but was reported by police today."


Why do people want to ruin a holiday? I had a relative try to start up things on Thanksgiving by ranting about Obama, and in the past other relatives who were in a bad relationship would show up at family gatherings and get into arguments with their wife/husband/etc...


03 Dec 2012 01:01 AM
qlenfg     

sp86: The object in question?


Ah. Our smoking stuff looked like smoking stuff back in the day.

03 Dec 2012 01:03 AM
TomD9938     
FTHL : Argument breaks out Trivial Pursuit

Yeah... Argument loves that goddamn game.

03 Dec 2012 01:04 AM
quatchi    [TotalFark]  

Gyrfalcon: Or was it a bong? And if so, how?

(get it?)


*blink*

Um yeah, heap big joke is big!

/I thought was the one doing silly jokes around here this week and you were supposed to be the sensible one. 

03 Dec 2012 01:06 AM
lewismarktwo     

qlenfg: sp86: The object in question?

Ah. Our smoking stuff looked like smoking stuff back in the day.


Lol, that design is from ye olde injuns back in the day.

03 Dec 2012 01:15 AM
UsikFark     

03 Dec 2012 01:18 AM
qlenfg     

lewismarktwo: qlenfg: sp86: The object in question?

Ah. Our smoking stuff looked like smoking stuff back in the day.

Lol, that design is from ye olde injuns back in the day.


See, we'd get busted for having a weapon, etc... in the car. However, a pipe or bit of weed or a beer would be tossed out, and we'd be told to sober up and go home. This was back in the day when the cops at concerts would pass the communal joint from the end of one row up or back to the end of the next one...

03 Dec 2012 01:19 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

quatchi: Gyrfalcon: Or was it a bong? And if so, how?

(get it?)

*blink*

Um yeah, heap big joke is big!

/I thought was the one doing silly jokes around here this week and you were supposed to be the sensible one.


I have a concussion.

03 Dec 2012 01:20 AM
walrusonion     
there's an ICP trivial pursuit? Gross.

03 Dec 2012 01:20 AM
BronyMedic     

walrusonion: there's an ICP trivial pursuit? Gross.


Yeah, but it's mostly questions on Mannitol and Cushing's Triad. So it's kinda boring.

quatchi: How much cocaine does this guy go through that he has to cut lines with a hatchet?


I was just thinking that. What, is this guy related to Amy Winehouse?

03 Dec 2012 01:29 AM
mjjt     
hmmm

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03 Dec 2012 01:30 AM
pnkgtr     
MOOPS!

03 Dec 2012 01:38 AM
quatchi    [TotalFark]  

Gyrfalcon: I have a concussion


That's yer story and yer sticking to it, eh?

BronyMedic: quatchi: How much cocaine does this guy go through that he has to cut lines with a hatchet?

I was just thinking that. What, is this guy related to Amy Winehouse?


I was thinking a pal of Charlie Sheen's.

I was banging 7 gram rocks...

03 Dec 2012 01:41 AM
Maul555     
so many questions... so little answers...

03 Dec 2012 01:48 AM
lordargent     
Not news: Argument breaks out Trivial Pursuit.

Although I love it when arguments break out board games, I prefer my arguments to break out cutthroat monopoly.

03 Dec 2012 02:01 AM
BlousyBrown     

lordargent: Not news: Argument breaks out Trivial Pursuit.

Although I love it when arguments break out board games, I prefer my arguments to break out cutthroat monopoly.


I agree to some extent, but i think my arguments would break out the weapons first. Whoever is left standing goes to sudden death pictionary.

03 Dec 2012 02:08 AM
BlousyBrown     

BronyMedic: walrusonion: there's an ICP trivial pursuit? Gross.

Yeah, but it's mostly questions on Mannitol and Cushing's Triad. So it's kinda boring.

quatchi: How much cocaine does this guy go through that he has to cut lines with a hatchet?

I was just thinking that. What, is this guy related to Amy Winehouse?


Also who's doing coke and playing trivial pursuit? That's like taking meth and going to a quilting bee or b or something

03 Dec 2012 02:12 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

quatchi: Gyrfalcon: I have a concussion

That's yer story and yer sticking to it, eh?

BronyMedic: quatchi: How much cocaine does this guy go through that he has to cut lines with a hatchet?

I was just thinking that. What, is this guy related to Amy Winehouse?

I was thinking a pal of Charlie Sheen's.

I was banging 7 gram rocks...


I banged my head on a shelf.

03 Dec 2012 02:20 AM
aagrajag     
Juggalos?

03 Dec 2012 02:28 AM
Resident Muslim     
Came for possible pictures and/or personal anecdotes.

Not disappointed.

Also, board games should have adapted. Some possible suggestions for the draw cards:
- go to jail, don't pass go, don't collect 200, now go take a drink and sit outside for half an hour until you CALM DOWN!!
- you just won the sweepstakes, you get to punch one (1) player of your choice.
- this is token (1/2) Of End Game. If you have the other token, feel free to take this board outside and light it on fire (player must not be in the 1st position)
- Graball card. Choose the player that you want, grab all their cash and kick them out the game
- "up the creek WITH a paddle" everyone anonymously votes who is the whiniest player. The person such voted must be blindfolded, bent over and all players get to whack one (1) time with the paddle (provided with premium game set)


Who's with me?!!

/what grudges?!

03 Dec 2012 02:37 AM
BronyMedic     

Resident Muslim: - "up the creek WITH a paddle" everyone anonymously votes who is the whiniest player. The person such voted must be blindfolded, bent over and all players get to whack one (1) time with the paddle (provided with premium game set)


03 Dec 2012 02:41 AM
BronyMedic     

Resident Muslim: - "up the creek WITH a paddle" everyone anonymously votes who is the whiniest player. The person such voted must be blindfolded, bent over and all players get to whack one (1) time with the paddle (provided with premium game set)


Damnit.

The picture didn't post.

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03 Dec 2012 02:43 AM
Fano    [TotalFark]  
Everyone knows Columbo's first name is Philip

03 Dec 2012 02:45 AM
LDM90     
Ya put yer weeed in it , man!

03 Dec 2012 02:47 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

BlousyBrown: BronyMedic: walrusonion: there's an ICP trivial pursuit? Gross.

Yeah, but it's mostly questions on Mannitol and Cushing's Triad. So it's kinda boring.

quatchi: How much cocaine does this guy go through that he has to cut lines with a hatchet?

I was just thinking that. What, is this guy related to Amy Winehouse?

Also who's doing coke and playing trivial pursuit? That's like taking meth and going to a quilting bee or b or something


I used to do speed and play Boggle with the GF.

Good times...

03 Dec 2012 03:02 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

fusillade762: BlousyBrown: BronyMedic: walrusonion: there's an ICP trivial pursuit? Gross.

Yeah, but it's mostly questions on Mannitol and Cushing's Triad. So it's kinda boring.

quatchi: How much cocaine does this guy go through that he has to cut lines with a hatchet?

I was just thinking that. What, is this guy related to Amy Winehouse?

Also who's doing coke and playing trivial pursuit? That's like taking meth and going to a quilting bee or b or something

I used to do speed and play Boggle with the GF.

Good times...


Oh, that must have sounded interesting.

03 Dec 2012 03:46 AM
logruszed     
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"The axe was possessed by a demon because someone was trying to use a wizard spell two levels above his experience. And he knew that!"

03 Dec 2012 03:55 AM
KrispyKritter     
hate trivia games, have given away several, they suck. Rummikub or Monopoly are good fun, Water Works and Uno also much fun.

/have a close relative/family that plays Bible Trivia
//put my head in a industrial power vise, hit "On" please

03 Dec 2012 04:28 AM
untaken_name     

KrispyKritter: /have a close relative/family that plays Bible Trivia


Oh, man, that's a hilarious game to play with religious people. It's quite amazing how bad at it most of them are. I'm like, "Hey, isn't this YOUR religion? Why am I beating you at a Bible game and I'm not even religious?"

/Good times, good times.

03 Dec 2012 04:31 AM
BlameBush     
Easy access to hatchets is causing needless pain and suffering. We need stricter hatchet control laws. Maybe we should ban them.

03 Dec 2012 05:06 AM
hershy799     
Subby here. I wish I could say that I was high when I wrote that headline (forgot to put "over" before "Trivial Pursuit"; added an extra "the" later on)... but I wasn't. Just tired.

/I was trying to decide whether or not to incorporate Moops into the headline, but I'm glad others have taken care of that.

03 Dec 2012 05:51 AM
spyderqueen     
I wish I remembered which Farker proposed Riskrabbopoly as the game responsible for the most gaming related fatalties in the world.

03 Dec 2012 07:06 AM
Onkel Buck     

sp86: The object in question?

[i45.tinypic.com image 750x579]


Seeing you again makes my heart soar like a hawk...let's smoke.
Peace Pipe
/Partied with these guys

03 Dec 2012 07:58 AM
SultanofSchwing     
Done in 2.

03 Dec 2012 11:31 AM
offmymeds     

pnkgtr: MOOPS!


MOORS!

03 Dec 2012 11:36 AM
karlandtanya     
Bong pursuit is a very egalitarian game.
If one guy start out smart and gets a couple pie pieces, the BHs will make him stupid enough that the rest of us can catch up.

03 Dec 2012 11:45 AM
Resident Muslim     

BronyMedic: Resident Muslim: - "up the creek WITH a paddle" everyone anonymously votes who is the whiniest player. The person such voted must be blindfolded, bent over and all players get to whack one (1) time with the paddle (provided with premium game set)

Damnit.

The picture didn't post.


Eeeewwww!!!


I said whiney!!!
Not whinney!!!


Dammit!!

03 Dec 2012 12:55 PM
AgentKGB     
I've seen some heated arguments over Trivial Pursuit over the years but Risk... especially Risk plus alcohol = ticking time bomb.

I've seen seemingly happy couples fight like the people on COPS because of Risk.

03 Dec 2012 02:09 PM
Mega Steve     

sp86: The object in question?

[i45.tinypic.com image 750x579]


Nice as a novelty pipe, but professional stoners use a good hookah

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You're in Wasilla, Alaska for a week. You have a kick-ass hookah and an ounce of BC bud. What do you do, hot shot?

03 Dec 2012 04:16 PM
untaken_name     

Mega Steve: sp86: The object in question?

[i45.tinypic.com image 750x579]

Nice as a novelty pipe, but professional stoners use a good hookah

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You're in Wasilla, Alaska for a week. You have a kick-ass hookah and an ounce of BC bud. What do you do, hot shot?


Professional stoners, eh? How do you get paid for smoking pot?

03 Dec 2012 08:51 PM
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