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03 Dec 2012 02:13 AM   |   44291 clicks   |   The Sun
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  
"During her eight-year career ..."

37,500/year still isn't bad, though.

02 Dec 2012 10:11 PM
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ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha     
I never knew Britney Spears was so popular with blind people.

02 Dec 2012 10:15 PM
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marius2    [TotalFark]  
Apparently being blonde is all one needs to be in order to impersonate Miss Spears

02 Dec 2012 10:18 PM
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R.A.Danny    [TotalFark]  
I'm not saying I wouldn't hit that, I'm just saying I wouldn't tell YOU I hit that.

02 Dec 2012 10:18 PM
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Rev.K    [TotalFark]  
That's a hard 24.

02 Dec 2012 10:19 PM
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kmmontandon     
Jesus, do the English even realize we can see their teeth when they smile?

Also, ditto on the hard 24 - I honestly figured she was in her mid-30s.

02 Dec 2012 10:21 PM
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GAT_00     

kmmontandon: Jesus, do the English even realize we can see their teeth when they smile?


That's pretty much an American thing though. I don't think other countries are so obsessed with perfect straight teeth.

02 Dec 2012 10:23 PM
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Lorelle    [TotalFark]  
By golly, she DOES look like Slutney.

02 Dec 2012 10:37 PM
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The Muthaship    [TotalFark]  
I hope she's not British, those yellow teeth would be stereotype reinforcing.

02 Dec 2012 10:45 PM
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Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  
CATFIGHT

02 Dec 2012 11:01 PM
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NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  
Toxic

02 Dec 2012 11:06 PM
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Shostie    [TotalFark]  
What was the phrase Douglas Adams used?

"Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Britney Spears."

02 Dec 2012 11:12 PM
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feckingmorons    [TotalFark]  
IF she is 24 I'm Pope Urban VII.

03 Dec 2012 12:03 AM
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FishyFred    [TotalFark]  
She actually does look like her. Whatever.

The last photo in the article is hilariously bad.

03 Dec 2012 12:05 AM
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Apos     
*scans headline*

I'm not falling for it, subby. Not this time.

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03 Dec 2012 12:53 AM
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FNG    [TotalFark]  
Maybe we need a new headline filter.

03 Dec 2012 02:01 AM
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
Eh, she's ugly, but not quite butt ugly enough to pass for Britney.

03 Dec 2012 02:15 AM
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CTZanderman     
3.bp.blogspot.com

03 Dec 2012 02:17 AM
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Sherman Potter     
Except that BS has perfect teeth, and you have, well...

03 Dec 2012 02:18 AM
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SoxSweepAgain     
There are degrees. "Hot" is the top degree.

1) Hot. You'd remember it your whole life if you somehow got there.
2) Braggable. You'd be proud enough if you got there to let your jealous friends make envious jokes.
3) Not bad! Hey, saw who you hooked up with last night. Not bad!
4) Was it fun? Hey saw you kinda hooked up (while farked up) last night, was it fun?
5) Goggles. Wow, uh, ok, wow.

This chick fits into "Not bad!"

03 Dec 2012 02:21 AM
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hammettman     
So is it kinda like the movie "Dave," as Britney detours to have a secret tryst with a groupie, her security detail brings the fake Britney onstage to lipsync through her set, then the real Britney comes back out to do the encore lipsync and bask in all that applause??????

03 Dec 2012 02:21 AM
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JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  

feckingmorons: IF she is 24 I'm Pope Urban VII.


Wow, you had the shortest reign in papal history, less than two weeks, and a fab beard:
upload.wikimedia.org

03 Dec 2012 02:21 AM
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jtown     

Sherman Potter: Except that BS has perfect teeth, and you have, well...


But she's Britainy Spears.

03 Dec 2012 02:22 AM
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Pfighting Polish     
The eyes and the hair? Sure.

The body? She could use a little more chest and a little less hips, but we'll give leeway.

The teeth and the imitation "Oops I Did It Again" catsuit? No.

Verdict? OK, but not stellar.

03 Dec 2012 02:22 AM
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vice_magnet     

JohnAnnArbor: feckingmorons: IF she is 24 I'm Pope Urban VII.

Wow, you had the shortest reign in papal history, less than two weeks, and a fab beard:


I was thinking Keith Urban or Urban Meyer. Didn't realize there was a real pope with that name.

03 Dec 2012 02:25 AM
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Smackledorfer    [TotalFark]  

kmmontandon: Jesus, do the English even realize we can see their teeth when they smile?

Also, ditto on the hard 24 - I honestly figured she was in her mid-30s.


Her teeth aren't all that bad. Definitely not the worst part of her face.

03 Dec 2012 02:26 AM
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NobleHam     
That is a very hard 24. She looked 25 already at 16. And the nose is all wrong for Britney Spears, although she looks somewhat close in one of the pictures.

03 Dec 2012 02:28 AM
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Gunther     

Rev.K: That's a hard 24.


Yeah, she looks older than everyone in my group of friends, and we're all around 30.

03 Dec 2012 02:30 AM
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Badgers     
And her incredible likeness to the star has earned her a staggering £300,000 as a full time doppelganger.

www.freewebs.com

03 Dec 2012 02:37 AM
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hamfast gamgee     
files.myopera.com

03 Dec 2012 02:42 AM
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LDM90     
Misspeling Mikeighla fail LOL!!1!

03 Dec 2012 02:43 AM
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gaspode     
She does look like a rough/old britney.. good enough to completely work on a stage or in a club for example. Except for... love, how can i put this.. you are going to need to pad out those there titties some. Britney is a LOT better endowed.

03 Dec 2012 02:43 AM
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red5ish     
Maybe, from a distance, if you shaved her head.

03 Dec 2012 02:45 AM
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Shazam999     
Looks like Tranny Britney.

03 Dec 2012 02:49 AM
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Piestar     
Wow, that was a rough 16 too.

03 Dec 2012 02:51 AM
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Satanus Maximus     
"Hot 24-year-old-blonde..."

LOL, wut?

No more, I've had enough of falling for this "hot chick" crap. 24 years old? My ass! Biatch makes ME feel like I'm 24.

03 Dec 2012 02:56 AM
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BlackMtnMan     
Empty head too, just like B.S.

03 Dec 2012 03:01 AM
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Dickson Poon     
I really feel sorry for British dudes. They got screwed on attractive girls. At least the girls try to make up for it by being easy. If you're talk/dance with a British girl for 5 minutes, you're going home.

Obviously there's some hotties but they're few and far between.

What's funny is London is full of hot chicks, they just aren't British.

03 Dec 2012 03:04 AM
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arentol     
Hot and Britney Spears do not belong in the same sentence (except one saying they don't).

03 Dec 2012 03:06 AM
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Bonanza Jellybean     
Serious question: Why do sososo many English women look like they have developmental disorders?

03 Dec 2012 03:10 AM
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voran     
Wow, that's a hard 24 years.

03 Dec 2012 03:13 AM
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octopied     
Hmmm. Paint myself green, use a nose prosthesis, wear a little torso padding, and I can probably come pretty close to ogre Fiona.

03 Dec 2012 03:21 AM
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L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
24? She's pushing 40. Same with Britney. After she turned 18, she went straight to middle age.

Anyhow, good on her if she can make some money at it.

03 Dec 2012 03:22 AM
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publikenemy     

Bonanza Jellybean: Serious question: Why do sososo many English women look like they have developmental disorders?


Something...somethin just ain't right wit that girl.

03 Dec 2012 03:40 AM
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sexorcisst     
*ahem*

A what now?

03 Dec 2012 03:44 AM
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M0nkeyp0x     
Hey, fark your college degree!

03 Dec 2012 03:47 AM
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Max Awesome     
i42.photobucket.com

03 Dec 2012 04:01 AM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

GAT_00: kmmontandon: Jesus, do the English even realize we can see their teeth when they smile?

That's pretty much an American thing though. I don't think other countries are so obsessed with perfect straight teeth.


You make a (rare) good point. Americans are obsessed with the superficial cosmetic in people. We tend to be like idiots who buy what is being advertised with little question to consequence or true importance.

03 Dec 2012 04:07 AM
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gaspode     

KrispyKritter: GAT_00: kmmontandon: Jesus, do the English even realize we can see their teeth when they smile?

That's pretty much an American thing though. I don't think other countries are so obsessed with perfect straight teeth.

You make a (rare) good point. Americans are obsessed with the superficial cosmetic in people. We tend to be like idiots who buy what is being advertised with little question to consequence or true importance.


Funny thing is a pretty wide survey a couple of years back showed murcans have, on average, much worse teeth than brits or any other westernised people.. but wealthy americans and those on tv and movies are always perfect about it.. so people think murcan teeth are perfect.

Poor people CANNOT AFFORD DENTAL in your unsubsidised hellhole. sorry guys.

03 Dec 2012 04:11 AM
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JonnyBGoode    [TotalFark]  
I misread the headline as "Britney Spears CLOWN"; after seeing the pic I can see I wasn't wrong.

03 Dec 2012 04:53 AM
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