I hear they enjoy pets as well.

hehehe


Damn you submitter.

"Thanks for the drum set!"

I think a better strategy would be to take them to the dollar store and get the cheap knock-offs.

A Playsution!

Oh for heaven's sake.

This is a great story.

Get them Transformers.

/There's more than meets the eye.

ChipNASA: "Thanks for the drum set!"

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Damn you.

lol, at least i will have company in hell for very tacky jokes

I don't see what you did there, submitter. Can you speak up?

Wasn't willing to 'click for more', and the article page was just 'they took the kids to cherry hill target and gave them 50$'.

Where's the hook?

They probably took them to K-Mart instead.

Aw. Target burned down. Good thing you can't see this. I said: GOOD THING YOU CAN'T SEE THIS. BURNED TOYS EVERYWHERE.

Well, Harry's gonna take this money he found and go drinking. It's a strip bar. I'll tell them you're blind. They'll let you in.

Stories like this make me tear up a little. No, it isn't dusty in here, I'm just kind of a sucker for a good story like this.

/Blind farkers unite!
//I said: BLIND FARKERS UNITE!
///Where? Goddamnit I'm pointing to where...

'tis the season:

http://www.africafornorway.no/updates
Link

All I can think of is that scene in May...

when I read the headline and it said Charity, I automatically thought of a stripper.

/maybe I need a break from fark? naw.

I don't see a single problem with this.

ChipNASA: "Thanks for the drum set!"

[www.scrapbookpages.com image 298x298]

To whom should I send the bill for my new keyboard?

Hey little girl, look what Uncle Ernie has for you. A Nimbus 2000. Grab it right here and you can pretend you're flying on a magic broomstick!!

Too Pretty For Prison: Hey little girl, look what Uncle Ernie has for you. A Nimbus 2000. Grab it right here and you can pretend you're flying on a magic broomstick!!



/I couldn't get my daughter off of it.....
//That's the problem!!!!

Do they take them in the Free Candy van?

ChipNASA: [www.dontpaniconline.com image 850x395]

/I couldn't get my daughter off of it.....

Well, yeah, they do tend to rub right there....

You're a champion, Eagle Eye!

"Next stop, toy store!"



"I think." 

Done in one.

maram500: Stories like this make me tear up a little. No, it isn't dusty in here, I'm just kind of a sucker for a good story like this.

/Blind farkers unite!
//I said: BLIND FARKERS UNITE!
///Where? Goddamnit I'm pointing to where...

Blind farker checking in