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   Nigerian government continues to have problems negotiating with Boko Haram terrorist group, number one is mistaking them for Van Morrison

03 Dec 2012 01:25 PM   |   2432 clicks   |   Some Guy
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Koggie     
Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

03 Dec 2012 12:26 PM
Head_Shot     
Procol Harum Scarum?

03 Dec 2012 01:27 PM
taurusowner     
Probably because it's utterly impossible to ever have actual peace with any Islamic militia. Not fighting would be, in their eyes, turning their back on god.

03 Dec 2012 01:28 PM
ISO15693     
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03 Dec 2012 01:30 PM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  

taurusowner: Probably because it's utterly impossible to ever have actual peace with any Islamic militia. Not fighting would be, in their eyes, turning their back on god.


A "hudna" is cool with them, though. That's a truce to rearm before resuming the attack on the infidels.

03 Dec 2012 01:30 PM
Inflatable Rhetoric     

Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".


Did Van Morrison do that?

03 Dec 2012 01:33 PM
dryknife     
I always like to say Them were good.

/G-l-o-r-i-a

03 Dec 2012 01:34 PM
THX 1138     

Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?


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03 Dec 2012 01:35 PM
Inflatable Rhetoric     

THX 1138: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?

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Now I feel really bad.

03 Dec 2012 01:38 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

THX 1138: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?

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JIM MORRISON DUMBASS!

03 Dec 2012 01:40 PM
Inflatable Rhetoric     

THX 1138: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?

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Will I still receive my fund?

03 Dec 2012 01:41 PM
Inflatable Rhetoric     

ChipNASA: THX 1138: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?

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JIM MORRISON DUMBASS!


What about him?

03 Dec 2012 01:41 PM
spawn73     
the president has on a number of occasions been duped and deceived by people in the corridors of power who usually present fictitious peace proposal that ends up as a scam.

That doesn't sound like Nigeria at all.

03 Dec 2012 01:43 PM
redmid17    [TotalFark]  

Inflatable Rhetoric: ChipNASA: THX 1138: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?

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JIM MORRISON DUMBASS!

What about him?


He was the lead singer of the Eagles and best friends with Don Henley, who coincidentally wrote "A whiter shade of pale." He was a legend until his wife shot him in the back and parleyed her relationship with him into a grunge rock career.

03 Dec 2012 01:45 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

redmid17: Inflatable Rhetoric: ChipNASA: THX 1138: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 483x471]

JIM MORRISON DUMBASS!

What about him?

He was the lead singer of the Eagles and best friends with Don Henley, who coincidentally wrote "A whiter shade of pale." He was a legend until his wife shot him in the back and parleyed her relationship with him into a grunge rock career.


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/you don't even....the whole thing.

03 Dec 2012 01:46 PM
eltejon     

03 Dec 2012 01:48 PM
redmid17    [TotalFark]  

ChipNASA: redmid17: Inflatable Rhetoric: ChipNASA: THX 1138: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 483x471]

JIM MORRISON DUMBASS!

What about him?

He was the lead singer of the Eagles and best friends with Don Henley, who coincidentally wrote "A whiter shade of pale." He was a legend until his wife shot him in the back and parleyed her relationship with him into a grunge rock career.

[i.qkme.me image 270x270]
/you don't even....the whole thing.


When people ask a question, they deserve a fair answer. Who am I to deprive them of my vast knowledge?

03 Dec 2012 01:49 PM
Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  

Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?


I thought it was Morsei who did that.

03 Dec 2012 01:52 PM
booger42     
Tis a curious lyric, that. I've always wondered about it myself

03 Dec 2012 02:25 PM
stupiddream     
I'd like to go on record as saying that I think Van Morrison sucks and that Procul Harum is awesome and that their respective music bares no resemblance to one another.

03 Dec 2012 02:40 PM
Skarekrough     

Smoky Dragon Dish: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?

I thought it was Morsei who did that.


No, he's the lead singer for the Boomtown Rats.

You're thinking of the guy from Motorhead.

03 Dec 2012 02:56 PM
Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  

Skarekrough: Smoky Dragon Dish: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?

I thought it was Morsei who did that.

No, he's the lead singer for the Boomtown Rats.

You're thinking of the guy from Motorhead.


Yeah... the guy who plays the flute really good... Jethro Tull I think his name is...

03 Dec 2012 03:11 PM
Inflatable Rhetoric     

Smoky Dragon Dish: Skarekrough: Smoky Dragon Dish: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?

I thought it was Morsei who did that.

No, he's the lead singer for the Boomtown Rats.

You're thinking of the guy from Motorhead.

Yeah... the guy who plays the flute really good... Jethro Tull I think his name is...


I feel totally vindicated now.

03 Dec 2012 03:14 PM
Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  

Inflatable Rhetoric: Smoky Dragon Dish: Skarekrough: Smoky Dragon Dish: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?

I thought it was Morsei who did that.

No, he's the lead singer for the Boomtown Rats.

You're thinking of the guy from Motorhead.

Yeah... the guy who plays the flute really good... Jethro Tull I think his name is...

I feel totally vindicated now.


Once again, from the top... a one, two, three, four...

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03 Dec 2012 03:17 PM
Inflatable Rhetoric     

Smoky Dragon Dish: Inflatable Rhetoric: Smoky Dragon Dish: Skarekrough: Smoky Dragon Dish: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?

I thought it was Morsei who did that.

No, he's the lead singer for the Boomtown Rats.

You're thinking of the guy from Motorhead.

Yeah... the guy who plays the flute really good... Jethro Tull I think his name is...

I feel totally vindicated now.

Once again, from the top... a one, two, three, four...

[24.media.tumblr.com image 483x471]


When will I receive my fund?

03 Dec 2012 03:21 PM
The Southern Logic Company     
"The major obstacle to dialogue with Boko Haram is the involvement of scammers," added Sani.

"Most of the proposals for dialogue are targeted at getting money from the government and the president has on a number of occasions been duped and deceived by people in the corridors of power who usually present fictitious peace proposal that ends up as a scam."


Nigerian scammers scamming their own peace process? Nigeria has elevated scamming to an art it seems.

03 Dec 2012 03:23 PM
MBooda    [TotalFark]  
I always mistake 'em for Cat Stevens.
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03 Dec 2012 03:28 PM
Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  

MBooda: I always mistake 'em for Cat Stevens.
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No, that's Jim Croche. The one who sang all the songs in that movie about the kid and the old woman... Benny and Joon.

/Tazer and the Ice Dog.

03 Dec 2012 03:33 PM
Absurdity     

taurusowner: Probably because it's utterly impossible to ever have actual peace with any Islamic militia. Not fighting would be, in their eyes, turning their back on god.


I would say that the fact that Muslims in the north are completely marginalized by the Christian government in the south and the Nigerian government response to Boko Haram has been extremely heavy handed are the biggest factors for the group gaining strength.

Most Nigerian Muslims don't like Boko Haram, but they are seen as a lesser of two evils because of the way they have been treated by the government.

/just my 2c

03 Dec 2012 03:40 PM
MBooda    [TotalFark]  

Absurdity: I would say that the fact that Muslims in the north are completely marginalized by the Christian government in the south


50.4% of Nigeria's population are Muslims, 48.2% are Christians and 1.4% adhere to other religions. Largest Muslim population in subsaharan Africa.

http://www.pewforum.org/newassets/ima ges/reports/Muslimpopulation/Mus l impopulation.pdf

Hey, your "margins" are taking up half the page.

03 Dec 2012 03:56 PM
redmid17    [TotalFark]  

MBooda: Absurdity: I would say that the fact that Muslims in the north are completely marginalized by the Christian government in the south

50.4% of Nigeria's population are Muslims, 48.2% are Christians and 1.4% adhere to other religions. Largest Muslim population in subsaharan Africa.

http://www.pewforum.org/newassets/ima ges/reports/Muslimpopulation/Mus l impopulation.pdf

Hey, your "margins" are taking up half the page.


Yeah but how many princes do they have?

03 Dec 2012 04:00 PM
Inflatable Rhetoric     
Could they keep this squabble going without the religious differences?

03 Dec 2012 04:21 PM
zososcott     

Smoky Dragon Dish: Skarekrough: Smoky Dragon Dish: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?

I thought it was Morsei who did that.

No, he's the lead singer for the Boomtown Rats.

You're thinking of the guy from Motorhead.

Yeah... the guy who plays the flute really good... Jethro Tull I think his name is...


I thought is was Molly Hatchet, she's a hottie!

03 Dec 2012 04:25 PM
Mouser     

Inflatable Rhetoric: Could they keep this squabble going without the religious differences?


"Boko Haram" literally translates as "Western education is taboo". I'm sure if you took religion out of the equation, these idiots would find something else to fight about.

03 Dec 2012 04:59 PM
Gyrfalcon     

Smoky Dragon Dish: Skarekrough: Smoky Dragon Dish: Inflatable Rhetoric: Koggie: Even still, I loved "A Whiter Shade of Pale".

Did Van Morrison do that?

I thought it was Morsei who did that.

No, he's the lead singer for the Boomtown Rats.

You're thinking of the guy from Motorhead.

Yeah... the guy who plays the flute really good... Jethro Tull I think his name is...


You're thinking of the guy who fronted the Dead Kennedys. Kenny G was the flute player.

03 Dec 2012 05:01 PM
Absurdity     
MBooda:

50.4% of Nigeria's population are Muslims, 48.2% are Christians and 1.4% adhere to other religions. Largest Muslim population in subsaharan Africa.

http://www.pewforum.org/newassets/ima ges/reports/Muslimpopulation/Mus l impopulation.pdf

Hey, your "margins" are taking up half the page.


No denying their Muslim population. I was trying to point out that despite their slight majority population-wise, they are very underrepresented in the government. There is also an enormous amount of resource disparity between the north and the south, which isn't really anyone's fault, but it isn't helping matters either. And finally, the Nigerian government is meeting extreme violence with extreme violence, further angering the Muslims.

None of this justifies going out and blowing things up of course, but is creates a situation where it can and does happen.

/And yes, Boko Haram hate "western" education. I always giggle when I remember they are literally flat Earthers.

03 Dec 2012 05:53 PM
give me doughnuts     

Absurdity: /And yes, Boko Haram hate "western" education. I always giggle when I remember they are literally flat Earthers.


Flat-Earthers with a shiat-ton of AKs and RPGs. Although I wish they would take that thing away from Jamal.

03 Dec 2012 06:17 PM
Absurdity     

give me doughnuts:

Flat-Earthers with a shiat-ton of AKs and RPGs. Although I wish they would take that thing away from Jamal.


Yeah, when I remember that part of it I get depressed. And people still seem to wonder why I drink.

03 Dec 2012 06:24 PM
oi_piss_me_off    [TotalFark]  
it'll be interesting to see what happens in 2015 if Goodluck Jonathan runs again

03 Dec 2012 06:31 PM
Mr. Shabooboo     
It sounds like they are really into their mystics...

03 Dec 2012 09:47 PM
clyph     

Absurdity: /And yes, Boko Haram hate "western" education. I always giggle when I remember they are literally flat Earthers.


So, basically, they're the Muslim version of the Tea Party.

03 Dec 2012 09:56 PM
LaughingRadish     

Absurdity: taurusowner: Probably because it's utterly impossible to ever have actual peace with any Islamic militia. Not fighting would be, in their eyes, turning their back on god.

I would say that the fact that Muslims in the north are completely marginalized by the Christian government in the south and the Nigerian government response to Boko Haram has been extremely heavy handed are the biggest factors for the group gaining strength.

Most Nigerian Muslims don't like Boko Haram, but they are seen as a lesser of two evils because of the way they have been treated by the government.

/just my 2c


Just what are they angry at the government for? Not making Islam the official religion and switching to sharia law?

04 Dec 2012 02:51 AM
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