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   Today is moving day for Cornelius, the Mystery Monkey of Tampa Bay. What should he take with him?

03 Dec 2012 12:35 PM   |   2619 clicks   |   WTSP
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cretinbob     
poop

03 Dec 2012 11:46 AM
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Nana's Vibrator    [TotalFark]  
His trainer's face.

03 Dec 2012 12:36 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
Fae Ray?

03 Dec 2012 12:37 PM
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Devo     
Is he moving out of Florida?

03 Dec 2012 12:37 PM
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Phony_Soldier     
Hookers and blow.

03 Dec 2012 12:37 PM
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Phony_Soldier     

Phony_Soldier: Hookers and blow.


or a tub of heineken.

03 Dec 2012 12:39 PM
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fruitloop    [TotalFark]  
Just the ashtray...and the paddle game.

03 Dec 2012 12:39 PM
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Wrath of Heaven     
Lots of classy news links at the bottom of the page... I clicked on several of them

03 Dec 2012 12:39 PM
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votephatt     
Dr. Zaius

03 Dec 2012 12:39 PM
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david_gaithersburg     
Sad

03 Dec 2012 12:40 PM
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Grapple     
A change of clothes and some breath mints?

03 Dec 2012 12:41 PM
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probesport     

ChipNASA: Fae Ray?


That delicate satin-draped frame.

03 Dec 2012 12:42 PM
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eatin' fetus     
Tampa

03 Dec 2012 12:44 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
his cymbals. he loves those cymbals.

03 Dec 2012 12:46 PM
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david_gaithersburg     

Wrath of Heaven: Lots of classy news links at the bottom of the page... I clicked on several of them


.
I miss Florida, double sad now.

03 Dec 2012 12:47 PM
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imtheonlylp     

eatin' fetus: Tampa


was going to say "moving from west to east? take the Gulf of Mexico, solve a lot of our problems."

03 Dec 2012 12:47 PM
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tennessee.hillbilly     
Came for the Jerk reference. Leaving satiated.

/and this lamp

03 Dec 2012 12:47 PM
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Jiro Dreams Of McRibs     

fruitloop: Just the ashtray...and the paddle game.


and this remote control...

03 Dec 2012 12:48 PM
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imtheonlylp     
one of these: squirrelworld.lincatz.com

03 Dec 2012 12:48 PM
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dagdog     
and this thermos....

and the dog.....

03 Dec 2012 12:48 PM
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Dilvias     
(growl)

I don't need my dog

03 Dec 2012 12:54 PM
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Crunch61     
Zira.

03 Dec 2012 12:55 PM
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Lt. Cheese Weasel    [TotalFark]  
His dynamite.

03 Dec 2012 12:59 PM
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rocketpants    [TotalFark]  
A towel. Always bring a towel.

03 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

probesport: ChipNASA: Fae Ray?

That delicate satin-draped frame.


Or not....

www.filmmisery.com

/many a kitten....

03 Dec 2012 01:02 PM
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Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
Only his convictions.

i47.tinypic.com

03 Dec 2012 01:09 PM
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tricycleracer     
images.benquick.net

03 Dec 2012 01:22 PM
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dugitman    [TotalFark]  
ChipNASA:

[www.filmmisery.com image 472x341]

/many a kitten....

 
I was always a brunette guy, but Jessica Lange totally did it for me.

 

03 Dec 2012 01:27 PM
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skink     

Devo: Is he moving out of Florida?


Came here to post...No, he is moving to Dade City, Florida, just north of the Tampa Bay area...Same county as me. So I can go visit him.

03 Dec 2012 01:30 PM
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cleveoh     
Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission officers decided he had to be captured after he bit a woman in October

Attention Marv Albert: Stay out of the Tampa/St Pete area if you know what's good for you..

03 Dec 2012 01:43 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

ChipNASA: "Bring Yer OWN Bub!!"
i.imgur.com

/gorilla pussy


works better with the image....farking fark...

03 Dec 2012 01:45 PM
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djemonk     
monkey biatches

03 Dec 2012 01:46 PM
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gregscott     
Dynamite
Blasting caps
Detonator
Warning sign

03 Dec 2012 01:49 PM
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RatOmeter     
I'd take some lube. You know, just in case macaque got trapped.

03 Dec 2012 02:12 PM
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Mystery monkey of Tampa Bay     
i1048.photobucket.com

03 Dec 2012 02:19 PM
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maltedmothball     

tricycleracer: [images.benquick.net image 640x512]



www.thepensivecitadel.com

There are FIVE bananas

03 Dec 2012 02:29 PM
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suburbanguy     

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: fruitloop: Just the ashtray...and the paddle game.

and this remote control...


and this chair...

03 Dec 2012 02:34 PM
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KarmicDisaster    [TotalFark]  
Take the pellets.

03 Dec 2012 02:43 PM
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Skarekrough     
His rabies.

03 Dec 2012 02:55 PM
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DeadBaby     
I hope an anti monkey death squad intercepts his convoy and he finally gets that face full of buckshot he deserves.

Nothing good can come from monkeys.

03 Dec 2012 03:09 PM
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gregscott     

gregscott: Dynamite
Blasting caps
Detonator
Warning sign


Dang. Forgot the wire.

03 Dec 2012 03:23 PM
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StoPPeRmobile     

DeadBaby: I hope an anti monkey death squad intercepts his convoy and he finally gets that face full of buckshot he deserves.

Nothing good can come from monkeys.


1.bp.blogspot.com

03 Dec 2012 04:42 PM
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weemonkey     

Mystery monkey of Tampa Bay: [i1048.photobucket.com image 640x360]


And....favorited!

/us monkeys have to stick together!

03 Dec 2012 04:43 PM
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terminusrex     
...South St. Petersburg

03 Dec 2012 04:51 PM
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XplodedSynapses     
11 other monkeys?

03 Dec 2012 05:08 PM
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LordOrion     
Moving from Tampa, only one things comes to mind - Jill Kelley!!

03 Dec 2012 05:38 PM
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o4tuna     
The Soul Train Dancers? 

straightfromthea.com

Didn't know he lived in Florida

03 Dec 2012 07:22 PM
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bubbadave1056     
Governor Rick Scott!

03 Dec 2012 08:42 PM
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Mega Steve     

o4tuna: The Soul Train Solid Gold Dancers?


03 Dec 2012 08:45 PM
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Ebenator     
Cigarettes

03 Dec 2012 08:55 PM
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