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   Today is moving day for Cornelius, the Mystery Monkey of Tampa Bay. What should he take with him?

03 Dec 2012 12:35 PM   |   2622 clicks   |   WTSP
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cretinbob     
poop

03 Dec 2012 11:46 AM
Nana's Vibrator     
His trainer's face.

03 Dec 2012 12:36 PM
ChipNASA     
Fae Ray?

03 Dec 2012 12:37 PM
Devo     
Is he moving out of Florida?

03 Dec 2012 12:37 PM
Phony_Soldier     
Hookers and blow.

03 Dec 2012 12:37 PM
Phony_Soldier     

Phony_Soldier: Hookers and blow.


or a tub of heineken.

03 Dec 2012 12:39 PM
fruitloop     
Just the ashtray...and the paddle game.

03 Dec 2012 12:39 PM
Wrath of Heaven     
Lots of classy news links at the bottom of the page... I clicked on several of them

03 Dec 2012 12:39 PM
votephatt     
Dr. Zaius

03 Dec 2012 12:39 PM
david_gaithersburg     
Sad

03 Dec 2012 12:40 PM
Grapple     
A change of clothes and some breath mints?

03 Dec 2012 12:41 PM
probesport     

ChipNASA: Fae Ray?


That delicate satin-draped frame.

03 Dec 2012 12:42 PM
eatin' fetus     
Tampa

03 Dec 2012 12:44 PM
KrispyKritter     
his cymbals. he loves those cymbals.

03 Dec 2012 12:46 PM
david_gaithersburg     

Wrath of Heaven: Lots of classy news links at the bottom of the page... I clicked on several of them


.
I miss Florida, double sad now.

03 Dec 2012 12:47 PM
imtheonlylp     

eatin' fetus: Tampa


was going to say "moving from west to east? take the Gulf of Mexico, solve a lot of our problems."

03 Dec 2012 12:47 PM
tennessee.hillbilly     
Came for the Jerk reference. Leaving satiated.

/and this lamp

03 Dec 2012 12:47 PM
Jiro Dreams Of McRibs     

fruitloop: Just the ashtray...and the paddle game.


and this remote control...

03 Dec 2012 12:48 PM
imtheonlylp     
one of these:
squirrelworld.lincatz.comView Full Size

03 Dec 2012 12:48 PM
dagdog     
and this thermos....

and the dog.....

03 Dec 2012 12:48 PM
Dilvias     
(growl)

I don't need my dog

03 Dec 2012 12:54 PM
Crunch61     
Zira.

03 Dec 2012 12:55 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel    [TotalFark]  
His dynamite.

03 Dec 2012 12:59 PM
rocketpants    [TotalFark]  
A towel. Always bring a towel.

03 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
ChipNASA     

probesport: ChipNASA: Fae Ray?

That delicate satin-draped frame.


Or not....

www.filmmisery.comView Full Size


/many a kitten....

03 Dec 2012 01:02 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
Only his convictions.

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03 Dec 2012 01:09 PM
tricycleracer     
images.benquick.netView Full Size

03 Dec 2012 01:22 PM
dugitman    [TotalFark]  
ChipNASA:

[www.filmmisery.com image 472x341]

/many a kitten....

 
I was always a brunette guy, but Jessica Lange totally did it for me.

 

03 Dec 2012 01:27 PM
skink     

Devo: Is he moving out of Florida?


Came here to post...No, he is moving to Dade City, Florida, just north of the Tampa Bay area...Same county as me. So I can go visit him.

03 Dec 2012 01:30 PM
cleveoh     
Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission officers decided he had to be captured after he bit a woman in October

Attention Marv Albert: Stay out of the Tampa/St Pete area if you know what's good for you..

03 Dec 2012 01:43 PM
ChipNASA     

ChipNASA: "Bring Yer OWN Bub!!"

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/gorilla pussy


works better with the image....farking fark...

03 Dec 2012 01:45 PM
djemonk     
monkey biatches

03 Dec 2012 01:46 PM
gregscott     
Dynamite
Blasting caps
Detonator
Warning sign

03 Dec 2012 01:49 PM
RatOmeter     
I'd take some lube. You know, just in case macaque got trapped.

03 Dec 2012 02:12 PM
Mystery monkey of Tampa Bay     
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03 Dec 2012 02:19 PM
maltedmothball     

tricycleracer: [images.benquick.net image 640x512]



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There are FIVE bananas

03 Dec 2012 02:29 PM
suburbanguy     

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: fruitloop: Just the ashtray...and the paddle game.

and this remote control...


and this chair...

03 Dec 2012 02:34 PM
KarmicDisaster    [TotalFark]  
Take the pellets.

03 Dec 2012 02:43 PM
Skarekrough     
His rabies.

03 Dec 2012 02:55 PM
DeadBaby     
I hope an anti monkey death squad intercepts his convoy and he finally gets that face full of buckshot he deserves.

Nothing good can come from monkeys.

03 Dec 2012 03:09 PM
gregscott     

gregscott: Dynamite
Blasting caps
Detonator
Warning sign


Dang. Forgot the wire.

03 Dec 2012 03:23 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

DeadBaby: I hope an anti monkey death squad intercepts his convoy and he finally gets that face full of buckshot he deserves.

Nothing good can come from monkeys.


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03 Dec 2012 04:42 PM
weemonkey     

Mystery monkey of Tampa Bay: [i1048.photobucket.com image 640x360]


And....favorited!

/us monkeys have to stick together!

03 Dec 2012 04:43 PM
terminusrex     
...South St. Petersburg

03 Dec 2012 04:51 PM
XplodedSynapses     
11 other monkeys?

03 Dec 2012 05:08 PM
LordOrion     
Moving from Tampa, only one things comes to mind - Jill Kelley!!

03 Dec 2012 05:38 PM
o4tuna     
The Soul Train Dancers? 

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Didn't know he lived in Florida

03 Dec 2012 07:22 PM
bubbadave1056     
Governor Rick Scott!

03 Dec 2012 08:42 PM
Mega Steve     

o4tuna: The Soul Train Solid Gold Dancers?


03 Dec 2012 08:45 PM
Ebenator     
Cigarettes

03 Dec 2012 08:55 PM
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