THIS IS IMPORTANT

You mean someone actually HIT THAT?!?!?!?
/inconceivable.

Ready to grow some Bristol's is she?

Finally. Damn tabloids have been convinced she was preggers for months. Now I can get back to chuckling over Kristin Stewart the homewrecker.

Why would she needs a hospital stay of several days?

Is morning sickness worse for rich people, or something?

second degree abuse of news flash, one year probation

I heard Prince Charles is all ears for the details.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed but she's no Felicity Jones.

Awwwwwwwwwww......

You may now commence with your royal family bashing.

Does it bode badly for the pregnancy when the morning sickness is so severe, it sends you to the hospital?

If it ain't involving Phil Spector, it ain't a newsflash.

was admitted this afternoon to the King Edward VII Hospital in central London with acute morning sickness and is expected to stay in hospital for several days.

Farking really? Several days for morning sickness?
Does the future queen puke acid like an alien or what?

Oblig....

U.K. -

U.S. -  

news flash?

I do not know why I still have Newsflash texted to my phone.

Oh, wait- I just laughed my ass off. Good jorb subby.

Let's celebrate with photos of Pippa's ass!

Kate in about 5 months.

Splendid news! Who's the father?

I can't wait for the Maury episode in 8-12 months or so.

doczoidberg: Why would she needs a hospital stay of several days?

Is morning sickness worse for rich people, or something?

I'm guessing she's just badly dehydrated.

Jedekai: I heard Prince Charles is all ears for the details.

Too bad his wife ate them already.

ChipNASA: You mean someone actually HIT THAT?!?!?!?
/inconceivable.



GROSS!

And if it's a boy, expect the crown to pass Charles by shortly thereafter.

NephilimNexus: Splendid news! Who's the father?

Damn, 9 seconds late. Would've been an amusing simul.

We have Kardashians and Lohan.

Not much room to talk.

Duke shoots; he scores!

ChipNASA: You mean someone actually HIT THAT?!?!?!?
/inconceivable.

I assume you're referring to Charles

/took long enough, now counting the years/months/days/hours until the unruly hellspawn tries to one-up it's uncle
//let alone any other family member

Must suck when your single most important job is to be the breed sow of a creaky, decrepit old clan that was inbred until very recently.

doczoidberg: Why would she needs a hospital stay of several days?

Is morning sickness worse for rich people, or something?

Socialized medicine. Abusing the system. Blah blah blah

doczoidberg: Why would she needs a hospital stay of several days?

Is morning sickness worse for rich people, or something?

I think that's the typical assessment. However, being stupendously rich and generally beloved as a figurehead of legitimate government has its perks. They are probably going to do a battery of tests to make sure the fetus is viable and without defect, the sort of tests not normally available to the common woman.

rwfan: Let's celebrate with photos of Pippa's ass!



Here's to many healthy Middleton children.

sorry, shoulda pulled out.

/my bad.

doczoidberg: Why would she needs a hospital stay of several days?

Because she can. Plus when you are fourth in line for the throne, you get a little extra attention.

Well, the tabloids had to be right eventually.

I'd like to meet he person who has a world view in which this is relevant in any way.

There are times that I envy Fb-.

MaliFinn: And if it's a boy, expect the crown to pass Charles by shortly thereafter.

No, the only thing that will ever make the crown pass Charles will be his own death.

MaliFinn: And if it's a boy, expect the crown to pass Charles by shortly thereafter.

How would that work? I thought Charles was the only person would could decide that he could be skipped in the line of succession.

ChipNASA: You mean someone actually HIT THAT?!?!?!?
/inconceivable.

I cannot believe she is going to saddle Prince William with raising someone else's child.

Her Majesty is pleased and gives nary a f**k about the Yanks apathy! 
Congratulations to the happy couple and the sperm-donor manservant!

Slaxl: MaliFinn: And if it's a boy, expect the crown to pass Charles by shortly thereafter.

No, the only thing that will ever make the crown pass Charles will be his own death.

Remains to be seen. (No pun intended.)

Are they sure it is her's?

/Too bloody late now

doczoidberg: Why would she needs a hospital stay of several days?

Is morning sickness worse for rich people, or something?


In this case, it's mourning sickness.

MaliFinn: And if it's a boy, expect the crown to pass Charles by shortly thereafter.

I don't see why. Every other English king named Charles has been a raving success and beloved by the people and Parliament.

Gunny Walker: doczoidberg: Why would she needs a hospital stay of several days?

Because she can. Plus when you are fourth in line for the throne, you get a little extra attention.

Third. You don't count the person who's on the throne currently :)

Congratulations on the sex!

Holy shiat this is so farking great oh wait I'm an American I don't give a flying fark.

bulldg4life: Are they sure it is her's?

She would step out on her handsome, princely, extremely wealthy, new husband? Not that quickly, I would think. And would he hit it? Like it's his royal duty, yes sir.