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NewsFlash  Duchess of Cambridge announces that she is expecting an embarrassment to the throne

03 Dec 2012 11:28 AM   |   14815 clicks   |   Telegraph
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beantowndog     
THIS IS IMPORTANT

03 Dec 2012 11:29 AM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
You mean someone actually HIT THAT?!?!?!?
/inconceivable.

03 Dec 2012 11:29 AM
Butterfinger     
Ready to grow some Bristol's is she?

03 Dec 2012 11:30 AM
BrynnMacFlynn     
Finally. Damn tabloids have been convinced she was preggers for months. Now I can get back to chuckling over Kristin Stewart the homewrecker.

03 Dec 2012 11:31 AM
doczoidberg     
Why would she needs a hospital stay of several days?

Is morning sickness worse for rich people, or something?

03 Dec 2012 11:31 AM
Sun Khan    [TotalFark]  
second degree abuse of news flash, one year probation

03 Dec 2012 11:31 AM
Jedekai     
I heard Prince Charles is all ears for the details.

03 Dec 2012 11:31 AM
Wellon Dowd     
I wouldn't kick her out of bed but she's no Felicity Jones.

03 Dec 2012 11:31 AM
cryinoutloud    [TotalFark]  
Awwwwwwwwwww......

You may now commence with your royal family bashing.

03 Dec 2012 11:32 AM
blazemongr     
Does it bode badly for the pregnancy when the morning sickness is so severe, it sends you to the hospital?

03 Dec 2012 11:32 AM
croesius     
If it ain't involving Phil Spector, it ain't a newsflash.

03 Dec 2012 11:32 AM
Cheese eating surrender monkey     
was admitted this afternoon to the King Edward VII Hospital in central London with acute morning sickness and is expected to stay in hospital for several days.

Farking really? Several days for morning sickness?
Does the future queen puke acid like an alien or what?

03 Dec 2012 11:32 AM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
Oblig....

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03 Dec 2012 11:32 AM
vegasj     
news flash?

03 Dec 2012 11:32 AM
OregonVet    [TotalFark]  
I do not know why I still have Newsflash texted to my phone.

Oh, wait- I just laughed my ass off. Good jorb subby.

03 Dec 2012 11:33 AM
rwfan     
Let's celebrate with photos of Pippa's ass!

03 Dec 2012 11:33 AM
FatherChaos    [TotalFark]  
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Kate in about 5 months.

03 Dec 2012 11:33 AM
NephilimNexus     
Splendid news! Who's the father?

03 Dec 2012 11:33 AM
DGS    [TotalFark]  
I can't wait for the Maury episode in 8-12 months or so.

03 Dec 2012 11:33 AM
blazemongr     

doczoidberg: Why would she needs a hospital stay of several days?

Is morning sickness worse for rich people, or something?


I'm guessing she's just badly dehydrated.

03 Dec 2012 11:33 AM
OregonVet    [TotalFark]  

Jedekai: I heard Prince Charles is all ears for the details.


Too bad his wife ate them already.

03 Dec 2012 11:33 AM
abhorrent1     

ChipNASA: You mean someone actually HIT THAT?!?!?!?
/inconceivable.


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GROSS!

03 Dec 2012 11:34 AM
MaliFinn     
And if it's a boy, expect the crown to pass Charles by shortly thereafter.

03 Dec 2012 11:34 AM
DGS    [TotalFark]  

NephilimNexus: Splendid news! Who's the father?


Damn, 9 seconds late. Would've been an amusing simul.

03 Dec 2012 11:34 AM
EdNortonsTwin     
We have Kardashians and Lohan.

Not much room to talk.

03 Dec 2012 11:34 AM
Mad Scientist     
Duke shoots; he scores!

03 Dec 2012 11:35 AM
No Time To Explain     

ChipNASA: You mean someone actually HIT THAT?!?!?!?
/inconceivable.


I assume you're referring to Charles

/took long enough, now counting the years/months/days/hours until the unruly hellspawn tries to one-up it's uncle
//let alone any other family member

03 Dec 2012 11:35 AM
gshepnyc     
Must suck when your single most important job is to be the breed sow of a creaky, decrepit old clan that was inbred until very recently.

03 Dec 2012 11:35 AM
DubyaHater     

doczoidberg: Why would she needs a hospital stay of several days?

Is morning sickness worse for rich people, or something?


Socialized medicine. Abusing the system. Blah blah blah

03 Dec 2012 11:35 AM
cgraves67     

doczoidberg: Why would she needs a hospital stay of several days?

Is morning sickness worse for rich people, or something?


I think that's the typical assessment. However, being stupendously rich and generally beloved as a figurehead of legitimate government has its perks. They are probably going to do a battery of tests to make sure the fetus is viable and without defect, the sort of tests not normally available to the common woman.

03 Dec 2012 11:36 AM
that was my nickname in highschool     

rwfan: Let's celebrate with photos of Pippa's ass!


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Here's to many healthy Middleton children.

03 Dec 2012 11:36 AM
imtheonlylp     
sorry, shoulda pulled out.

/my bad.

03 Dec 2012 11:36 AM
Gunny Walker     

doczoidberg: Why would she needs a hospital stay of several days?


Because she can. Plus when you are fourth in line for the throne, you get a little extra attention.

03 Dec 2012 11:36 AM
KhamanV     
Well, the tabloids had to be right eventually.

03 Dec 2012 11:36 AM
nekom    [TotalFark]  
I'd like to meet he person who has a world view in which this is relevant in any way.

03 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
hogans     
There are times that I envy Fb-.

03 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
forteblast     
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03 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
Slaxl     

MaliFinn: And if it's a boy, expect the crown to pass Charles by shortly thereafter.


No, the only thing that will ever make the crown pass Charles will be his own death.

03 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
Wellon Dowd     

MaliFinn: And if it's a boy, expect the crown to pass Charles by shortly thereafter.


How would that work? I thought Charles was the only person would could decide that he could be skipped in the line of succession.

03 Dec 2012 11:38 AM
redmid17    [TotalFark]  

ChipNASA: You mean someone actually HIT THAT?!?!?!?
/inconceivable.


I cannot believe she is going to saddle Prince William with raising someone else's child.

03 Dec 2012 11:38 AM
oldfarthenry     
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Her Majesty is pleased and gives nary a f**k about the Yanks apathy! 
Congratulations to the happy couple and the sperm-donor manservant!

03 Dec 2012 11:38 AM
MaliFinn     

Slaxl: MaliFinn: And if it's a boy, expect the crown to pass Charles by shortly thereafter.

No, the only thing that will ever make the crown pass Charles will be his own death.


Remains to be seen. (No pun intended.)

03 Dec 2012 11:38 AM
bulldg4life     
Are they sure it is her's?

03 Dec 2012 11:38 AM
denbroc     
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/Too bloody late now

03 Dec 2012 11:38 AM
Amos Quito     

doczoidberg: Why would she needs a hospital stay of several days?

Is morning sickness worse for rich people, or something?



In this case, it's mourning sickness.

03 Dec 2012 11:39 AM
Tax Boy     

MaliFinn: And if it's a boy, expect the crown to pass Charles by shortly thereafter.


I don't see why. Every other English king named Charles has been a raving success and beloved by the people and Parliament.

03 Dec 2012 11:39 AM
reillan     

Gunny Walker: doczoidberg: Why would she needs a hospital stay of several days?

Because she can. Plus when you are fourth in line for the throne, you get a little extra attention.


Third. You don't count the person who's on the throne currently :)

03 Dec 2012 11:39 AM
66dude     
Congratulations on the sex!

03 Dec 2012 11:40 AM
GAT_00     
Holy shiat this is so farking great oh wait I'm an American I don't give a flying fark.

03 Dec 2012 11:40 AM
MaliFinn     

bulldg4life: Are they sure it is her's?


She would step out on her handsome, princely, extremely wealthy, new husband? Not that quickly, I would think. And would he hit it? Like it's his royal duty, yes sir.

03 Dec 2012 11:41 AM
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