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   Maggots found in nursing home patient's ear. Great, now everyone is gonna want them

03 Dec 2012 02:55 PM   |   7287 clicks   |   CBS Chicago
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
Vile forms of Necros lie rotting my mind
Feasting like maggots - maggots in flesh
So left your ruined cortex behind
Now the maggot knows glee as it nibbles on your spine!

03 Dec 2012 02:35 PM
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo     
WHAT??

03 Dec 2012 02:58 PM
occamswrist     
Khan approves this thread

03 Dec 2012 02:59 PM
Harry Freakstorm     
I got a what in my ear? Aint cha supposed ta call em gays now?

03 Dec 2012 02:59 PM
Grapple     
Now I'm going to have that earworm all day... THANKS

03 Dec 2012 03:00 PM
Gunny Highway     
Maggot are falling, falling like rain.

03 Dec 2012 03:01 PM
HighOnCraic     
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I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe. I was not offended. For I
knew I had to rise above it all. Or drown in my own shiat.

03 Dec 2012 03:02 PM
devilEther     
Maggots, Michael, you're eating maggots, how do they taste?

03 Dec 2012 03:02 PM
das     
They put creatures in our ears.....

03 Dec 2012 03:02 PM
vernonFL    [TotalFark]  
Unfortunately, this isn't surprising or rare. I've heard worse stories regarding the care of bedridden patients, specifically women patients and their feminine hygiene or lack thereof.

03 Dec 2012 03:03 PM
advres     
Yeah, no farking way am I clicking on that video.

03 Dec 2012 03:03 PM
emgamera     
what's that? you have maggots in your ear?

well, now you're going to have maggots in your knees, because you just pulled garden duty.

03 Dec 2012 03:03 PM
lunchinlewis    [TotalFark]  
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Last thing they saw.

03 Dec 2012 03:04 PM
imtheonlylp     
We prefer to call it meatus acusticus externus Brachyceran fly larvae treatment. But to each his own.

03 Dec 2012 03:04 PM
Mega Steve     
It's the big deal? They make a great late-night snack

03 Dec 2012 03:05 PM
wildcat2011     
See the little maggot with the earring and the make-up
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little maggot got his own jet airplane
That little maggot he's a millionaire

03 Dec 2012 03:06 PM
JackieRabbit     
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out...

03 Dec 2012 03:08 PM
Salmon     
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03 Dec 2012 03:09 PM
olapbill     
KAHNNNNNNN!

03 Dec 2012 03:09 PM
nucular bum    [TotalFark]  
Maggots... nature's cure for gangrene. That nursing home should be commended for preventing some old gummer's ear from rotting off.

03 Dec 2012 03:10 PM
The more you eat the more you fart     
Yay for for-profit, private nursing homes.

Privatized healthcare ftw

03 Dec 2012 03:10 PM
ChipNASA     
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"Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fark is that? WHAT IS THAT, GRANDMA MC CANN?!??!?"
"Sir, maggots in my ear, sir!"
"Maggots in your ear?"
"Sir, yes, sir!"
"How did they get there?"
"Sir, I took them from the the nursing home, sir!"
"Are maggots allowed your room, Grandama McCann?"
"Sir, no, sir!"
"Are you allowed to have maggots Grandma McCann?"
"Sir, no, sir!"
"And why not, Grandma McCann?"
"Sir, because I'm too old and infirm, sir!"
"Because you are a disgusting worthless geriatric, Grandma McCann!"
"Sir, yes, sir!"
"Then why did you hide maggots in your ear, Grandma McCann?"
"Sir, because I was hungry, sir!"
"Because you were hungry? " [walks down the line of wheelchairs in the Nursing Home, with a fist full of maggots in his hand.]
"Grandma McCann has dishonored herself and dishonored this HOME! I have tried to help her, but I have failed! I have failed because you have not helped me! You people have not given Grandma McCann the proper motivation! So! From now on, whenever Grandma McCann farks up, I will not punish her. I will punish all of you! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for one fist full of EAR MAGGOTS! Now, get on your faces!"
[senior citizens slump out of their wheelchairs and get in front-leaning-rest position)
(to Grandma McCann]
"Open your mouth! " [shoves maggots in to Grandma McCann's mouth)
" They're paying for it, you eat it!"

(Grandma McCann slowly chews and cries.......)

 
/end

03 Dec 2012 03:10 PM
ChipNASA     

lunchinlewis: [blogs.houstonpress.com image 450x325]

Last thing they saw.


Fark you lewis....I was TYPING!!!!!

03 Dec 2012 03:11 PM
kkinnison     
new definition of wet willie

03 Dec 2012 03:12 PM
cgraves67     
Damn, I hate earworms.

03 Dec 2012 03:12 PM
gerbilpox     
They counted each one?

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ONE maggot, ha ha ha!
TWO maggots, ha ha ha!

03 Dec 2012 03:12 PM
gunga galunga     
I have maggots in my scrotum.

03 Dec 2012 03:13 PM
Oznog     
The good news... the noises you're hearing aren't schizophrenia!

The bad news... you know what, just sit back and let the anesthetic kick in.

03 Dec 2012 03:13 PM
Beerguy    [TotalFark]  
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"And here I am breathing using my own lungs, like a sucker" - Homer Simpson

03 Dec 2012 03:16 PM
Stoker     
I didn't click on the story, is the person a Senator?

I mean, maggots typically eat dead rotting material, and they have shiat for brains, so I had to ask.

03 Dec 2012 03:17 PM
justanotherfarkinfarker     
Another good reason to allow assisted suicide when you still have enough brains left to process it. That woman has no reason to be left alive other than make some company rich and drain the family savings.

03 Dec 2012 03:18 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Wasn't there a story a while back where a spider laid eggs in a kids ear? There is no way I'm googling for that story.

03 Dec 2012 03:22 PM
ChipNASA     

blatz514: Wasn't there a story a while back where a spider laid eggs in a kids ear? There is no way I'm googling for that story.


Urban Legand......

/it was his urethra

03 Dec 2012 03:26 PM
kareninsf     

nucular bum: Maggots... nature's cure for gangrene. That nursing home should be commended for preventing some old gummer's ear from rotting off.


Beat me to it
sigh

03 Dec 2012 03:30 PM
The One True TheDavid     

nucular bum: Maggots... nature's cure for gangrene. That nursing home should be commended for preventing some old gummer's ear from rotting off.


Maggot therapy (link). Sure the crawling wouldn't feel nice but wouldn't the maggots just eat the wax and infectious gunk?

03 Dec 2012 03:33 PM
The One True TheDavid     
justanotherfarkinfarker:

Another good reason to allow assisted suicide when you still have enough brains left to process it. That woman has no reason to be left alive other than make some company rich and drain the family savings.

This.

03 Dec 2012 03:35 PM
Bronzemom     
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Dirty little birdies feet
Percolated monkey meat
French fried eyeballs
Dipped in a bowl of blood
Eat 'em with a spoon or straw
SLUUUURRRPP

03 Dec 2012 03:35 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
Beetles into my carpet
Under my feet
They come out in the heat
Beetles into my carpet
Under my feet
They come out in the heat

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03 Dec 2012 03:36 PM
LeroyBourne     

cgraves67: Damn, I hate earworms.


I wouldn't mind calling them earmaggots.
Link
Link

03 Dec 2012 03:37 PM
Gough     

The One True TheDavid: nucular bum: Maggots... nature's cure for gangrene. That nursing home should be commended for preventing some old gummer's ear from rotting off.

Maggot therapy (link). Sure the crawling wouldn't feel nice but wouldn't the maggots just eat the wax and infectious gunk?


Thanks for posting that. My mom and aunt were both RNs starting in the '30s and told us about using maggot therapy to remove necrotic tissue. I see from the Wikipedia article that it's back....a little like using leeches.

03 Dec 2012 03:43 PM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  

vernonFL: Unfortunately, this isn't surprising or rare. I've heard worse stories regarding the care of bedridden patients, specifically women patients and their feminine hygiene or lack thereof.


Like this one about hoo-hah maggots?

03 Dec 2012 03:44 PM
Nurglitch     
The article mentions how the patient screamed as they extracted the maggots. Alrighty then, nightmares tonight it is.

03 Dec 2012 03:55 PM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  

Nurglitch: The article mentions how the patient screamed as they extracted the maggots. Alrighty then, nightmares tonight it is.


"They put creatures...in our bodies..."

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03 Dec 2012 03:58 PM
probesport     

Gunny Highway: Maggot are falling, falling like rain.


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03 Dec 2012 03:58 PM
Private_Citizen    [TotalFark]  
Don't worry, there are enough for everybody.
-Horny Fly.

03 Dec 2012 04:00 PM
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER     
I will personally eat a bullet rather than be put in a nursing home.

/YMMV

03 Dec 2012 04:01 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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03 Dec 2012 04:05 PM
Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
I bet her ears are f*cking clean as hell now.

F*cking bleeding hearts...always finding something to biatch about

03 Dec 2012 04:06 PM
Tyrosine     
The maggots were eating dead tissue and bacteria, so as gross as it sounds they were doing her more good than harm. Likely more effective that the topical antibiotics she was given (which are far less effective than ones taken orally). One would think that the enlarged ear canal being a per-existing condition making her prone to infections and the need to periodically clean out wax, the doctor would have put her on a 10 day course of oral antibiotics 72 hours before the wax removal.

03 Dec 2012 04:06 PM
devilEther     

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: I will personally eat a bullet rather than be put in a nursing home.


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Choose life

03 Dec 2012 04:07 PM
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