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   "I'm a WICKED nice guy," reads the Facebook bio of a guy who just murdered his online date

03 Dec 2012 03:03 PM   |   20588 clicks   |   Daily Dot
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Walker    [TotalFark]  
Delete the "nice" and you've got it right.

03 Dec 2012 01:53 PM
Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
I don't see how any of that counts as Dark Humor, in fact his profile seems so normal that he may have copied it from other people.

03 Dec 2012 02:00 PM
Relatively Obscure    [TotalFark]  
Man who murdered online date had 900 Facebook friends
[...]
If police had taken Fabi's Facebook activity literally, would Leigh Swanson still be alive?

Really, journalism? Really?

03 Dec 2012 02:03 PM
vartian    [TotalFark]  

Relatively Obscure: Really, journalism? Really?


Hey, maybe as a journalist you can attempt to answer the question you riased. No? Okay, carry on.

03 Dec 2012 02:17 PM
Ed Finnerty     
FTFA:"Lets see, my name is Steve, I'm a pretty retarded dude."

Ayup.

03 Dec 2012 02:31 PM
Zombie DJ     
OK:

1) I'm a pretty retarded dude. I don't know what to say about myself. I'm a WICKED nice guy (to most people) and like to go out and have fun (sometimes a little too much - and I've got the bruises to prove it), then I wake up, laugh it off and do it all over again. I love hanging out with my friends and doing what ever won't get us arrested (well, most of the time).

If you're thought is, "This guy sounds fun to date, you're retarded.

2) Man who murdered online date had 900 Facebook friends

Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

03 Dec 2012 02:36 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.


Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

03 Dec 2012 02:56 PM
Apos     
Not to sound insensitive,but there's nothing overtly ominous about those posts. Just sounds like a raucous,albeit sllow-witted, frat boy.

03 Dec 2012 03:02 PM
imtheonlylp     
DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?

03 Dec 2012 03:06 PM
sprawl15     

Zombie DJ: 2) Man who murdered online date had 900 Facebook friends

Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.


i wonder how many of his friends were minorities

i think thats relevant since he looks like a white guy

03 Dec 2012 03:06 PM
rushthatspeaks     
45 and 30? Trashy.

03 Dec 2012 03:08 PM
The sound of one hand clapping     
Seconded on the 'can see anything particularly worrying about the guys profile'. He doesn't sound like a serial killer. Hell, he doesn't even sound like a creep. He just sounds like a typical no commitments kind of guy, also a little bit reckless and stupid, who might take you out for a date and then never call you again.

I've seen way, way worse on dating profiles.

03 Dec 2012 03:10 PM
SkylineRecords     

vartian: Relatively Obscure: Really, journalism? Really?

Hey, maybe as a journalist you can attempt to answer the question you riased. No? Okay, carry on.


Did they REALLY attempt to answer the very question they posed?? We'll find out, at 11:00.

03 Dec 2012 03:10 PM
Mega Steve     

CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.


You're not marketing yourself properly. Steal a picture of some good-looking bad-boy type, put on your bio that you're in jail for the most terrible things imaginable, and I bet you'll make lots of friends.

u r so hawt we shuld totes get 2gether after u get out just dont kill me LOL

03 Dec 2012 03:11 PM
kombat_unit     
Can we tie this to the Jovan murder-suicide and have more gun blame?

03 Dec 2012 03:11 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
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Why the long face?

03 Dec 2012 03:13 PM
groppet     
900 FB friends? How many real life friends?

I always put " I wont fark your best friend after we break up to reassure the ladies"

03 Dec 2012 03:13 PM
Grapple     
Thank goodness I only have like 75 friends... I must be completely sane.

03 Dec 2012 03:15 PM
Talos     
45 year old lady hanging out with a 30 year old simpleton. (shrugs) You get what you get...

03 Dec 2012 03:16 PM
OhioUGrad     

Mega Steve: CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

You're not marketing yourself properly. Steal a picture of some good-looking bad-boy type, put on your bio that you're in jail for the most terrible things imaginable, and I bet you'll make lots of friends.

u r so hawt we shuld totes get 2gether after u get out just dont kill me LOL


aka the retarded females that follow Chris Brown on Twitter and say things like "he can beat me anytime"...or Rhianna herself.

/hates that Firefox spell check has celebrity names in it

03 Dec 2012 03:16 PM
China White Tea    [TotalFark]  
This is a pretty stupid contextual trick, really. If Mary Poppins killed her e-date, she would also, in retrospect, have a Facebook profile that reads like something by Attila the Hun.

03 Dec 2012 03:17 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [cdn0.dailydot.com image 270x200]

Why the long face?


Am I the only one/?!?!??!


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03 Dec 2012 03:19 PM
LooseLips     

Apos: Not to sound insensitive,but there's nothing overtly ominous about those posts. Just sounds like a raucous,albeit sllow-witted, frat boy.


This. Nothing out of the ordinary here-- reads like the typical, random, uncompelling facebook spew that trickles down my newsfeed.

In other (depressing) news, people on the edge tend to camouflage the extent of their instability exceedingly well. More at 11

03 Dec 2012 03:22 PM
MBooda     
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03 Dec 2012 03:22 PM
JackieRabbit     

rushthatspeaks: 45 and 30? Trashy.


Desperate is more like it. Desperate and now dead. The FA is not very detailed, but it sounds like she broke the first rule of on-line dating. First couple of dates: meet in a public place, let everyone know where you will be, and time-limit the date. Never, ever go home with a man on a first date!

03 Dec 2012 03:25 PM
SuperNinjaToad     

imtheonlylp: DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?


[picker setMinimumDate: [NSDate date]];

03 Dec 2012 03:27 PM
RenownedCurator     
".But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. ..Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: ..We're ALL mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' ..How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice. ..You MUST be,' said the Cat, ..or you wouldn't have come here.'

I trust that the writer of this article realizes that this is actually a Lewis Carroll quote and not actually a sign of imminent mental collapse (at least, I sure hope not, since it's been my email sig for about eight years now).

Unfortunately, if those are the best quotes they can come up with from the guy's page, all this demonstrates is that some things can't be predicted or prevented by looking at someone's Facebook.

03 Dec 2012 03:28 PM
groppet     

JackieRabbit: rushthatspeaks: 45 and 30? Trashy.

Desperate is more like it. Desperate and now dead. The FA is not very detailed, but it sounds like she broke the first rule of on-line dating. First couple of dates: meet in a public place, let everyone know where you will be, and time-limit the date. Never, ever go home with a man on a first date!


Hey hey hey!! You pipe down or you will ruin it for the rest of us serial killers missy.

03 Dec 2012 03:28 PM
LeroyBourne     
Sad, just two lonely souls. She's looking for someone to love and he was just looking for a mate that loves Limp Bizquit the way he does.

03 Dec 2012 03:28 PM
occamswrist     
Not all "Steves" are like this. Don't go all being judgemental.

03 Dec 2012 03:32 PM
Duck_of_Doom     
AposNot to sound insensitive,but there's nothing overtly ominous about those posts. Just sounds like a raucous,albeit sllow-witted, frat boy.

Exactly. His stuff, as posted in the article, comes across as hyperbolic nonsense, with maybe a fascination on things of a dark nature. Doesn't necessarily mean he's a psycho waiting to rampage. Haven't people learned that things posted on the internet aren't necessarily true?

Sounds like he freaked out when the girl's parents called, and did himself in. Shame, because if he did kill her, it would have been nice to lock him in jail. Or, find out what happened to her, even if it was accidental. Now the family has little closure and no recourse.

03 Dec 2012 03:32 PM
Odd Bird     

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [cdn0.dailydot.com image 270x200]

Why the long face?


She just had a chat with a three-nippled woman, the news was not good.

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03 Dec 2012 03:32 PM
zerkalo     
Don't let crazy stick its dick in you

03 Dec 2012 03:35 PM
occamswrist     

Duck_of_Doom: AposNot to sound insensitive,but there's nothing overtly ominous about those posts. Just sounds like a raucous,albeit sllow-witted, frat boy.

Exactly. His stuff, as posted in the article, comes across as hyperbolic nonsense, with maybe a fascination on things of a dark nature. Doesn't necessarily mean he's a psycho waiting to rampage. Haven't people learned that things posted on the internet aren't necessarily true?

Sounds like he freaked out when the girl's parents called, and did himself in. Shame, because if he did kill her, it would have been nice to lock him in jail. Or, find out what happened to her, even if it was accidental. Now the family has little closure and no recourse.


Maybe when he killed himself he screwed up and suffered for hours. Theres always that.

03 Dec 2012 03:36 PM
GBB     
I guess they can add "Murdered online date" and "Committed Suicide" to his Timeline.

03 Dec 2012 03:37 PM
ReapTheChaos     
Where did they get that his profile was full of dark humor? None of that seemed dark to me, in fact it looked quite normal. Those last three quotes they had in the article were all taken from tv shows and movies.

03 Dec 2012 03:37 PM
amp82deuce     
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Moss: That's good.
Roy: What's yours?
Moss: Mine doesn't look any good now.
Roy: Go on.
Moss: "I'm going to murder you! You bloody woman!"
Roy: You might want to play a bit hard to get.

03 Dec 2012 03:38 PM
occamswrist     

ReapTheChaos: Where did they get that his profile was full of dark humor? None of that seemed dark to me, in fact it looked quite normal. Those last three quotes they had in the article were all taken from tv shows and movies.


That just shows how dark you really are.

03 Dec 2012 03:39 PM
Englebert Slaptyback     

imtheonlylp


DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?


del *.jpg


rm *.jpg

03 Dec 2012 03:39 PM
Nana's Vibrator    [TotalFark]  
Let me 'splain:
1. I thought 'wicked' was only used around here (Boston)

2. Having 900 Facebook friends is desperate narcissism

3. He killed her because they were going to have sex and he found her penis.

03 Dec 2012 03:40 PM
UsikFark     

CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.


You associate with a group of argumentative social outcasts with no stronger goal than to perpetuate a "party lifestyle" of drinking, sarcasm, and disruptive behavior. Any topic of trivial or paramount importance is viewed with cynicism or apathy by a group itself composed of sexual deviants, antisocial agitators, and an anti-capitalist proletariat.

03 Dec 2012 03:40 PM
Bacontastesgood     

LeroyBourne: Sad, just two lonely souls. She's looking for someone to love and he was just looking for a mate that loves Limp Bizquit the way he does.


Spell Bizkit right or I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FARKING FACE!!!!!1!!!1!! HULK SMASHHH!!!

03 Dec 2012 03:40 PM
Wittenberg Dropout     
Sounds like a typical Chowd. "I'm pretty retaaahhded"

03 Dec 2012 03:40 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     

SuperNinjaToad: imtheonlylp: DNRTFA but...

..did he use email bombs, or stab her with a profile hack?
I mean, how do you really "kill" an internet date? Unplug the router?

[picker setMinimumDate: [NSDate date]];


DateTime dt = new DateTime("666");

03 Dec 2012 03:42 PM
imgod2u     

MBooda: ?
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Kristin Chenoweth made a better Galinda.

03 Dec 2012 03:42 PM
freewill    [TotalFark]  

Apos: Not to sound insensitive,but there's nothing overtly ominous about those posts. Just sounds like a raucous,albeit sllow-witted, frat boy.


That's the warning sign, right there.

03 Dec 2012 03:43 PM
Rapmaster2000     
That was just a typo. He's not a "WICKED-nice guy, he's a "WICKED, nice guy".

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See.

03 Dec 2012 03:44 PM
thisiszombocom     

Bacontastesgood: LeroyBourne: Sad, just two lonely souls. She's looking for someone to love and he was just looking for a mate that loves Limp Bizquit the way he does.

Spell Bizkit right or I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR FARKING FACE!!!!!1!!!1!! HULK SMASHHH!!!


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03 Dec 2012 03:44 PM
moothemagiccow    [TotalFark]  
guys, you know what's the best? Shrimp.

03 Dec 2012 03:45 PM
royone     

zerkalo: Don't let crazy stick its dick knife in you


03 Dec 2012 03:46 PM
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