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03 Dec 2012 04:25 PM   |   23350 clicks   |   NASA
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flucto    [TotalFark]  
Newsflash to report they haven't found much yet? Seems legit.

03 Dec 2012 01:53 PM
markie_farkie    [TotalFark]  
I hope to hell they found my goddamn car keys.. They disappeared right around the time that thing launched.

03 Dec 2012 02:01 PM
Pista    [TotalFark]  
I have unexplained sock disappearances.
Hoping to be reunited with one or two of them.

03 Dec 2012 02:10 PM
WhiskeyBender    [TotalFark]  

Pista: I have unexplained sock disappearances.
Hoping to be reunited with one or two of them.


It helps if you wipe something sticky on them. It works so well, I have a hard time after the weekends peeling them from the wall.

03 Dec 2012 02:13 PM
ManateeGag    [TotalFark]  
Found an exclusive photo:

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03 Dec 2012 02:24 PM
Sgygus    [TotalFark]  
Just add water and stir.

03 Dec 2012 02:51 PM
smells_like_meat    [TotalFark]  
I think they meant "origami". Probably a pterodactyl.

03 Dec 2012 03:34 PM
kid_icarus     
So they're cautiously optimistic that they might have found some things that could indicate something maybe. Got it.

03 Dec 2012 03:36 PM
FloydA    [TotalFark]  

smells_like_meat: I think they meant "origami". Probably a pterodactyl.


Could be a hat or a brooch.

03 Dec 2012 03:40 PM
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  

kid_icarus: So they're cautiously optimistic that they might have found some things that could indicate something maybe. Got it.


They've already got enough morons yelling "NASA is a bunch of morons, defund them!", no reason to give them more ammo by overselling.

03 Dec 2012 03:42 PM
kid_icarus     

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: kid_icarus: So they're cautiously optimistic that they might have found some things that could indicate something maybe. Got it.

They've already got enough morons yelling "NASA is a bunch of morons, defund them!", no reason to give them more ammo by overselling.


Point.

03 Dec 2012 03:49 PM
OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
The discovery:

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03 Dec 2012 03:52 PM
brap    [TotalFark]  
I clicked on the article, thought the first photo was of footprints, and about had an aneurism.

03 Dec 2012 03:55 PM
smells_like_meat    [TotalFark]  

FloydA: smells_like_meat: I think they meant "origami". Probably a pterodactyl.

Could be a hat or a brooch.


Who cares? There's a sale at Penney's.

03 Dec 2012 03:56 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
" This... is an ex-microbe"

03 Dec 2012 03:59 PM
I_C_Weener    [TotalFark]  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: " This... is an ex-microbe"



Is that like an ex-Marine?

03 Dec 2012 04:01 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

I_C_Weener: MaudlinMutantMollusk: " This... is an ex-microbe"


Is that like an ex-Marine?


More like an ex-parrot was what I was going for

03 Dec 2012 04:04 PM
KarmicDisaster    [TotalFark]  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: " This... is an ex-microbe"


No it isn't, it's just stunned.

03 Dec 2012 04:18 PM
HailRobonia     

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03 Dec 2012 04:27 PM
Grapple     
If it was orgasmic, it's obviously none of the women I've ever known. *sad trombone*

03 Dec 2012 04:27 PM
gweilo8888     

03 Dec 2012 04:29 PM
Feral_and_Preposterous     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: " This... is an ex-microbe"


They found Norwegians on Mars?

03 Dec 2012 04:31 PM
Tr0mBoNe    [TotalFark]  
GALE CRATER I AM IN YOU

03 Dec 2012 04:32 PM
StrangeQ     
So is this the "big news" they were being cautiously guarded about a couple weeks ago?

03 Dec 2012 04:33 PM
FunkOut     

Feral_and_Preposterous: MaudlinMutantMollusk: " This... is an ex-microbe"

They found Norwegians on Mars?


Where there's frozen water, there could be fjords.

03 Dec 2012 04:34 PM
Smeggy Smurf     
Great. Let's invade. I'm tired of killing brown people. Let's kill green people.

03 Dec 2012 04:34 PM
Old_Chief_Scott     
Something orgasmic...

Reads TFA...

Ah, close enough.

*spooge*

03 Dec 2012 04:34 PM
eraser8     
smitty: NASA announcing the discovery of something orgasmic on Mars. I think that's what they said

Was it the Mars penis lady who made the announcement?

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03 Dec 2012 04:35 PM
Snapper Carr     
So...is this the "earth shaking" announcement they teased a few weeks back? "Good news everyone, the soil sample analyzer we designed to analyze soil samples successfully analyzed a soil sample today".

03 Dec 2012 04:35 PM
tzzhc4     
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03 Dec 2012 04:35 PM
FunkOut     

Snapper Carr: So...is this the "earth shaking" announcement they teased a few weeks back? "Good news everyone, the soil sample analyzer we designed to analyze soil samples successfully analyzed a soil sample today".


"We are now going to plant some marigolds and tomatoes. Maybe some basil."

03 Dec 2012 04:40 PM
Bomb Head Mohammed     
quick! send bibles!

03 Dec 2012 04:40 PM
HammerHeadSnark     
So, news is not "earthshaking" like NASA promised? 

Dang, and I was filled to the brim with alien-finding hope.

03 Dec 2012 04:41 PM
thisiszombocom     
when will we be able to welcome them ta earf?

03 Dec 2012 04:43 PM
Mega Steve     
Was it three-breasted hookers? No? Then I will not be getting my ass to Mars

03 Dec 2012 04:44 PM
Jgok     

HammerHeadSnark: So, news is not "earthshaking" like NASA promised? 

Dang, and I was filled to the brim with alien-finding hope.


Ahem...

FTA: "Sand was vibrated inside the chambers to remove residue from Earth."

Sounds like they shook some Earth to me...

03 Dec 2012 04:44 PM
Devolving_Spud     
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for the old farkers

03 Dec 2012 04:44 PM
ZER0T0THEC0RE     

Snapper Carr: So...is this the "earth shaking" announcement they teased a few weeks back? "Good news everyone, the soil sample analyzer we designed to analyze soil samples successfully analyzed a soil sample today".


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/First thing I think of every time I hear about an 'earth shaking' discovery.

03 Dec 2012 04:46 PM
doczoidberg     
What happened to those Mardis Gras beads they found on Mars a few weeks ago?

03 Dec 2012 04:46 PM
minnesotaboy     
Space Girl?

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Lauren Francesca FTW

03 Dec 2012 04:47 PM
Pro Zack     

brap: foot


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found the source of the footprints.

03 Dec 2012 04:47 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  

Pista: I have unexplained sock disappearances.
Hoping to be reunited with one or two of them.


Were they all left socks?

You may want to have a word with Ren & Stimpy.

03 Dec 2012 04:48 PM
shower_in_my_socks    [TotalFark]  
I sneezed on the rover's scooper. I meant to tell them before it launched, but there was a Frasier marathon, soooo...

03 Dec 2012 04:48 PM
Great_Milenko     
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Yawn.

03 Dec 2012 04:48 PM
shower_in_my_socks    [TotalFark]  
I want them to find a fossil of a unicorn giving us the finger.

03 Dec 2012 04:49 PM
Robert1966     
Wow, that was even more anticlimactic than I was expecting.

03 Dec 2012 04:50 PM
Master Passion Greed     
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03 Dec 2012 04:51 PM
FlashHarry    [TotalFark]  
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'bout bloody time!

03 Dec 2012 04:52 PM
CruJones     
Is this the "big announcement" we were told may be coming?

Un-wow

03 Dec 2012 04:52 PM
bim1154     
A very young Pia Zadora on the right with little chest nublets

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/Wonder how many recognize where this is from.

03 Dec 2012 04:53 PM
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