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   Chiropractor, apparently trying to relive his college days, gets arrested for a panty raid. FARK: he was arrested for the same thing just last month

03 Dec 2012 06:23 PM   |   4957 clicks   |   ABC Local
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jimmyego    [TotalFark]  
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This image has it's own special wtf-ness about it.

03 Dec 2012 04:06 PM
Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  
Was he stealing dirty underwear or clean underwear? This is important.

03 Dec 2012 04:38 PM
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
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I bet he didn't even offer her a bent pen.
 

/creepy......

03 Dec 2012 04:53 PM
Thelyphthoric     

jimmyego: This image has it's own special wtf-ness about it.


He looks like every chiropractor I've ever met. They all have that same dead stare.

03 Dec 2012 04:57 PM
UberDave    [TotalFark]  
This bra bomb better work Nerdlinger...

03 Dec 2012 05:08 PM
BarkingUnicorn     
He needs and adjustment.

03 Dec 2012 06:00 PM
jigger     
Is this his office? 

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03 Dec 2012 06:26 PM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
Why the hell would an educated, medical professio.... Chiropractor? Oh, OK.

03 Dec 2012 06:27 PM
skinink     
I like the picture from his earlier arrest. He kind of looks like Harvey Dent. Yso serious?


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03 Dec 2012 06:31 PM
zerkalo     
No mas

03 Dec 2012 06:34 PM
badaboom     
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03 Dec 2012 06:35 PM
GopherGuts     
Skinink beat me to it.

His first mugshot was a lot better:
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03 Dec 2012 06:36 PM
Sin_City_Superhero    [TotalFark]  

zerkalo: No mas


You sunuvabiatch. That's what I came here to say.

03 Dec 2012 06:37 PM
occamswrist     
Police say she told him to leave and watched him take off in his silver Mercedes.

Figures...

03 Dec 2012 06:39 PM
farkingismybusiness     
Arrested twice in a month? Sounds like Murphy's Law.

/who steals the most gets the highest score!

03 Dec 2012 06:41 PM
occamswrist     
Why doesn't he just buy used panties off the internet like the rest of us?

03 Dec 2012 06:43 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
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PROUD

03 Dec 2012 06:45 PM
Fear the Clam     
That can't be a real story about a chiropractor--it didn't have "Dr." written every time before the guy's name.

03 Dec 2012 06:53 PM
Apos     
No Maas!

03 Dec 2012 06:57 PM
Apos     

zerkalo: No mas


Damn it. *shakes Internet fist*

03 Dec 2012 06:57 PM
wildcardjack     

occamswrist: Why doesn't he just buy used panties off the internet like the rest of us?


'cuz he's a chiropractor. He's too stupid to know that what he does for a living is fake, he's too stupid to know you can buy lightly worn undies online.

03 Dec 2012 07:00 PM
dryknife     
Real doctors are never weirdos.

03 Dec 2012 07:07 PM
KrispyKritter     
i've seen a lot of pr0n, a lot. never seen chiropractor pr0n. maybe he'd be happier if he became a masseuse.

03 Dec 2012 07:09 PM
Apos     

dryknife: Real doctors are never weirdos.


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"Oh, really?"

03 Dec 2012 07:13 PM
vudukungfu     

KrispyKritter: i've seen a lot of pr0n, a lot. never seen chiropractor pr0n. maybe he'd be happier if he became a masseuse.


Rule 24, baby NSFW

03 Dec 2012 07:14 PM
Fear the Clam     

vudukungfu: KrispyKritter: i've seen a lot of pr0n, a lot. never seen chiropractor pr0n. maybe he'd be happier if he became a masseuse.

Rule 24, baby NSFW


Is that like Rule 34 with a compressed spine?

03 Dec 2012 07:16 PM
vudukungfu     

Fear the Clam: Is that like Rule 34 with a compressed spine?


Sticky key board.
Mea culpa.
/best comment on that website is following the bobby star link.
Why do you like bobby star?

If you dare.....

03 Dec 2012 07:20 PM
Shenanigans!     
Oh yeah, he's got the crazy.

03 Dec 2012 07:20 PM
That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials     

Mark Ratner: Was he stealing dirty underwear or clean underwear? This is important.


He looks like a fine aficionado of teh clitty litter.

03 Dec 2012 07:21 PM
occamswrist     
My money is on bath salts.

03 Dec 2012 07:29 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
That can't be good for business.

03 Dec 2012 07:30 PM
UsikFark     
Officers allegedly saw him walking down the street with women's underwear hanging out of his pants.

He forgot to zip up?

03 Dec 2012 07:41 PM
UsikFark     

fusillade762: That can't be good for business.


He was unable to post a measly $7k for bond, this guy has issues.

03 Dec 2012 07:43 PM
davidphogan     

UsikFark: fusillade762: That can't be good for business.

He was unable to post a measly $7k for bond, this guy has issues.


I was wondering about that.

03 Dec 2012 07:48 PM
occamswrist     

UsikFark: fusillade762: That can't be good for business.

He was unable to post a measly $7k for bond, this guy has issues.


Why do you have to all shove that in our faces like $7k is no big deal? Keep enjoying that huge ego.


/sarcasm

03 Dec 2012 07:49 PM
FatherChaos     
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I'M FARTING!!!!!

03 Dec 2012 07:56 PM
martid4    [TotalFark]  
I do my panty raids at WalMart. I use them as tents...

03 Dec 2012 07:57 PM
UsikFark     

occamswrist: UsikFark: fusillade762: That can't be good for business.

He was unable to post a measly $7k for bond, this guy has issues.

Why do you have to all shove that in our faces like $7k is no big deal? Keep enjoying that huge ego.


/sarcasm


Since you don't pay anything near the bail amount unless you skip trial, yeah, I'll shove it in all your faces!

/acknowledged

03 Dec 2012 08:08 PM
Sean M     

vudukungfu: KrispyKritter: i've seen a lot of pr0n, a lot. never seen chiropractor pr0n. maybe he'd be happier if he became a masseuse.

Rule 24, baby NSFW


Now I've seen everything... I had no idea... and I don't want to know what else is out there I don't know about.

03 Dec 2012 08:30 PM
Ambivalence    [TotalFark]  
Step 3: PROFIT!

03 Dec 2012 08:37 PM
ZzeusS     

Sean M: vudukungfu: KrispyKritter: i've seen a lot of pr0n, a lot. never seen chiropractor pr0n. maybe he'd be happier if he became a masseuse.

Rule 24, baby NSFW

Now I've seen everything... I had no idea... and I don't want to know what else is out there I don't know about.



Well yeah. Massage porn if the best. But hit RedTube or YouPorn. I don't even know what the hell that site is. It's garbage.

03 Dec 2012 08:41 PM
wallywam1     

Sin_City_Superhero: zerkalo: No mas

You sunuvabiatch. That's what I came here to say.


I guess we're not so original, eh?

03 Dec 2012 08:47 PM
phunkey_monkey     
7K bail?!?!?!?

What else did he do, fart in the presence of Obama's dog?

03 Dec 2012 08:49 PM
davidphogan     

UsikFark: occamswrist: UsikFark: fusillade762: That can't be good for business.

He was unable to post a measly $7k for bond, this guy has issues.

Why do you have to all shove that in our faces like $7k is no big deal? Keep enjoying that huge ego.


/sarcasm

Since you don't pay anything near the bail amount unless you skip trial, yeah, I'll shove it in all your faces!

/acknowledged


Doesn't the % paid of the bail depend on the state?

03 Dec 2012 09:02 PM
o'really    [TotalFark]  
Anybody see that episode of intervention where the chiro is freebasing between adjustments?

03 Dec 2012 09:31 PM
o'really    [TotalFark]  
Also, I think the lack of bail money is the least of his "issues".

03 Dec 2012 09:32 PM
occamswrist     

davidphogan: UsikFark: occamswrist: UsikFark: fusillade762: That can't be good for business.

He was unable to post a measly $7k for bond, this guy has issues.

Why do you have to all shove that in our faces like $7k is no big deal? Keep enjoying that huge ego.


/sarcasm

Since you don't pay anything near the bail amount unless you skip trial, yeah, I'll shove it in all your faces!

/acknowledged

Doesn't the % paid of the bail depend on the state?


Dunno. I wonder if there's a way to find out.

03 Dec 2012 09:35 PM
davidphogan     

occamswrist: davidphogan: UsikFark: occamswrist: UsikFark: fusillade762: That can't be good for business.

He was unable to post a measly $7k for bond, this guy has issues.

Why do you have to all shove that in our faces like $7k is no big deal? Keep enjoying that huge ego.


/sarcasm

Since you don't pay anything near the bail amount unless you skip trial, yeah, I'll shove it in all your faces!

/acknowledged

Doesn't the % paid of the bail depend on the state?

Dunno. I wonder if there's a way to find out.


Hold my beer and check this shiat out?

03 Dec 2012 09:43 PM
armor helix     

vudukungfu: KrispyKritter: i've seen a lot of pr0n, a lot. never seen chiropractor pr0n. maybe he'd be happier if he became a masseuse.

Rule 24, baby NSFW


Considering how rare truly hermaphroditic people are, how is it possible they find so many to do porn? I thought that legitimate examples of hermaphrodites were scientific anomalies.

However every time somebody posts a NSFW link it has something to do with Hermos (in this case the feminine Hermo had a male chriopractor bent over the table).

Where do they find all this people?

03 Dec 2012 09:44 PM
vudukungfu     

armor helix: here do they find all this people?


Bolivia has craig's list, too.

03 Dec 2012 09:46 PM
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