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   Now that Kate Middleton is preggers, here's what the royal snowflake may look like

03 Dec 2012 06:21 PM   |   14942 clicks   |   Mirror.co.uk
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Nadie_AZ    [TotalFark]  
The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.

03 Dec 2012 05:22 PM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  
Who? Is she on a reality show or something?

03 Dec 2012 05:43 PM
Methadone Girls    [TotalFark]  
i love how one of the things passed onto the kid is Kate's perfect hair.

I didn't realize hair stylists were passed on from generation to generation.

03 Dec 2012 05:53 PM
Darth_Lukecash    [TotalFark]  

Mugato: Who? Is she on a reality show or something?


No, this is newsworthy, as Kate is carrying the a future king/queen of England.

She's married to Prince Harry- who is second in line after his father. You may have heard about his wedding last year.

03 Dec 2012 05:54 PM
Darth_Lukecash    [TotalFark]  

Methadone Girls: i love how one of the things passed onto the kid is Kate's perfect hair.

I didn't realize hair stylists were passed on from generation to generation.


I believe the mothers genetics play a higher percent in child's make up.

03 Dec 2012 05:56 PM
Peaceboy    [TotalFark]  

Methadone Girls: i love how one of the things passed onto the kid is Kate's perfect hair.


Their daughter will have her perfect hair, but it will start thinning in her early 20's.

03 Dec 2012 05:57 PM
PsiChick     
Or a red, screaming monkey. That's generally what babies look like. At age eight, who knows, that computer model might have some basis in reality, but babies generally look the same.

03 Dec 2012 05:58 PM
ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  
I suppose it'll look like an amalgam of Kate and whomever she's been sleeping with

03 Dec 2012 06:15 PM
The Onion is prophetic     

Nadie_AZ: The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.


Yup, just like Orlando Bloom with Miranda Kerr.

Oh, wait...

03 Dec 2012 06:15 PM
AdolfOliverPanties     
I predict twins.

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03 Dec 2012 06:16 PM
KellyKellyKelly     

Darth_Lukecash: Mugato: Who? Is she on a reality show or something?

No, this is newsworthy, as Kate is carrying the a future king/queen of England.

She's married to Prince Harry- who is second in line after his father. You may have heard about his wedding last year.


Harry'shiatched? News to him...

03 Dec 2012 06:20 PM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  

Darth_Lukecash: Mugato: Who? Is she on a reality show or something?

No, this is newsworthy, as Kate is carrying the a future king/queen of England.

She's married to Prince Harry- who is second in line after his father. You may have heard about his wedding last year.


Oh right. Civilized countries still have monarchies.

03 Dec 2012 06:22 PM
brap    [TotalFark]  
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03 Dec 2012 06:23 PM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  
Well, they've cut down the inbreeding the last two generations. Should help.

03 Dec 2012 06:24 PM
EViLTeW     
Subby, you and every other idiot out there that uses the term 'preggers' can DIAF.

//Pet peeve.

03 Dec 2012 06:25 PM
Darth_Lukecash    [TotalFark]  

KellyKellyKelly: Darth_Lukecash: Mugato: Who? Is she on a reality show or something?

No, this is newsworthy, as Kate is carrying the a future king/queen of England.

She's married to Prince Harry- who is second in line after his father. You may have heard about his wedding last year.

Harry'shiatched? News to him...


I plead brainfart!

03 Dec 2012 06:26 PM
thebleedingthumb     
who the fark did these masterful images??? the interns? the hell is wrong with that hypothetical male child head

03 Dec 2012 06:26 PM
Smeggy Smurf     
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

03 Dec 2012 06:27 PM
2xhelix    [TotalFark]  

AdolfOliverPanties: I predict twins.


Like Abby and Brittany Hensel? That would really screw with the line of succession.

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03 Dec 2012 06:28 PM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
Sounds like an opportunity for a photoshop contest.

03 Dec 2012 06:28 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum     
I predict this:

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03 Dec 2012 06:29 PM
maxpower007     
Chucky?

03 Dec 2012 06:30 PM
thebleedingthumb     

Britney Spear's Speculum: I predict this:

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ha haaa ...

i see what you did there!!!

03 Dec 2012 06:31 PM
Rahsa Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy     
Pippa is the better looking one.
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03 Dec 2012 06:32 PM
Rent Party     
All babies look like...

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03 Dec 2012 06:33 PM
skinink     

Jeebus H Christ, who do they think got her pregnant, a mannequin? The kids would be better off being inbred rather than looking like these computer generated pics.


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03 Dec 2012 06:36 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
I think this:

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I'm an "expert" too.

03 Dec 2012 06:36 PM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Oh, Noes! It's Chucky, Junior!

The Midwich Cuckoos are loose! Run away before they read your minds and make you injure yourself fatally!

Come to think of it, that boy looks suspiciously like Leonardo Di Caprio.

Oh, goody! Royal beheading! Yaaaaaaaaay!

03 Dec 2012 06:39 PM
CigaretteSmokingMan     

Nadie_AZ: The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.


Her first duty was to produce an heir and a spare.

03 Dec 2012 06:39 PM
DangerGentleman     
But they're royals. So...what if Snowflake has an extra Y chromosome?

03 Dec 2012 06:41 PM
Meatybrain    [TotalFark]  
Infants frequently resemble their grandparents, so...
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or
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03 Dec 2012 06:41 PM
DORMAMU     

2xhelix: AdolfOliverPanties: I predict twins.

Like Abby and Brittany Hensel? That would really screw with the line of succession.


What happens when the one on the left wants to go down on a guy?

If you sleep with them, is still a threesome? Or us it a 2.5some?

/end threadjack
//yes I am horrible

03 Dec 2012 06:41 PM
bim1154     
If they have an ugly child, they'll kill it and bury it with a dead female jackal and steal someone else's good looking baby.

03 Dec 2012 06:42 PM
Funk Brothers     
What would happen if the child born by Kate Middleton is actually autistic?

03 Dec 2012 06:42 PM
wildcardjack    [TotalFark]  
I'd like to remind everyone of the wonders of the young MILF

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This 60's era pin-up had two kids, I think it was in 57 and 59. Motherhood shaped her curves and gave her a fulsome pair of funbags in an era without implants.

As for what the kid might look like

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03 Dec 2012 06:43 PM
Amphipath     

skinink: Jeebus H Christ, who do they think got her pregnant, a mannequin? The kids would be better off being inbred rather than looking like these computer generated pics.
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This. It seems the new monarchy will be firmly entrenched in the uncanny valley.

03 Dec 2012 06:43 PM
Felix_T_Cat     

PsiChick: Or a red, screaming monkey. That's generally what babies look like. At age eight, who knows, that computer model might have some basis in reality, but babies generally look the same.


Little Winston Churchills?

03 Dec 2012 06:44 PM
Peaceboy    [TotalFark]  

03 Dec 2012 06:45 PM
haywatchthis    [TotalFark]  
she should have an abortion

03 Dec 2012 06:46 PM
Saracuda     
My husband and I had pictures done of our future children when we got married in Vegas. It was some crappy photobooth-type thing in Circus Circus. Now that we have a daughter, I should go find those pictures and see how accurate they are!

03 Dec 2012 06:47 PM
iheartscotch    [TotalFark]  
So; what's the over/under on the possibility that the royal crotchfruit looks kinda like the royal milkman?

03 Dec 2012 06:47 PM
Anthracite     
Boy will look like her side and a girl will look like his...

So the girl should look more like Diana. Im voting for blond hair as well. Shes going to be a looker. William was really cute as a boy.

03 Dec 2012 06:50 PM
PsiChick     

Peaceboy: The Princess has spoken:  "For the love of God, for the love of all that is holy, cut this farking monster out of me!"


Came here to reply to something else. Died laughing at this. You, sir\ma'am, win +1 Internets

Felix_T_Cat: PsiChick: Or a red, screaming monkey. That's generally what babies look like. At age eight, who knows, that computer model might have some basis in reality, but babies generally look the same.

Little Winston Churchills?


Maybe?

03 Dec 2012 06:53 PM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  

CigaretteSmokingMan: Nadie_AZ: The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.

Her first duty was to produce an heir and a spare.


Wait. If she has twins, is the heir the first one to pop out?

03 Dec 2012 06:56 PM
glave27     
This seems vaguely familiar. Where have I seen speculation about a royal heir before????

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03 Dec 2012 06:57 PM
Oldiron_79     
wildcardjack: I'd like to remind everyone of the wonders of the young MILF

[img2.timeinc.net image 400x580]

This 60's era pin-up had two kids, I think it was in 57 and 59. Motherhood shaped her curves and gave her a fulsome pair of funbags in an era without implants.

As for what the kid might look like

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I'd hit it with Miss Fuzzy Britches like the fist of an angry gawd

03 Dec 2012 06:58 PM
God--     
She shoulda taken it in the pooper

03 Dec 2012 07:02 PM
SomethingToDo     
In the FLK stakes, the kid isn't even going to be on the same racetrack as little Lady Louise.

I used to think that uncorrected strabismus was a poor uninsured American thing.

03 Dec 2012 07:04 PM
phenn     

EViLTeW: Subby, you and every other idiot out there that uses the term 'preggers' can DIAF.

//Pet peeve.


Agreed. Add the people who insist on saying 'baby bump' and I'll buy the lighter fluid.

03 Dec 2012 07:06 PM
Mr. Eugenides     

Nadie_AZ: The prince done goofed. He's never gonna have that hot, tight body again. Shoulda waited.


You say that like he can't get hot tight bodies by the gross. His family has never been one to avoid mistresses.

03 Dec 2012 07:06 PM
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