It's a spit guard.

BarkingUnicorn: It's a spit guard.

I guess it Depends

Arrested for failure to appear. Indeed. On my face.

/started drinking early today, sorry

This one is just begging for a shop job

/and a decent haircut

She's got a tattoo of a chastity belt? Or is it the Key to the Gate Keeper?

AirForceVet: She's got a tattoo of a chastity belt? Or is it the Key to the Gate Keeper?

On second thought, could it be the chain holding the sign that reads: "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate?"

/More commonly known "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

I've seen the diaper before, can't remember his name but there was a famous case of a guy in Providence who was like a cop killer or something who had his ass handed to him by the cops and was still spitting at people. He wore that for his first few hearings.

Otherwise, why does mascara that bleeds as much as it does on that blond DUI chick still exist?

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Arrested for failure to appear. Indeed. On my face.

She can appear on my face anytime...wait...did someone already...?

/started drinking early today, sorry

Me too. West coast early

Arrested for attempting to pass a forged instrument:



Like a forged vagina?

Arrested for pumping gas and not paying, driving with a suspended license.

I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

=

AirForceVet: She's got a tattoo of a chastity belt? Or is it the Key to the Gate Keeper?

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Tattoo artists get confused about where to put the tramp stamp if you have a front butt.

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That is farking brilliant. A++++.

The sex acts I would perform with number five are innumerable.

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lulz

That's awesome.

Three Crooked Squirrels: minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 600x736]

That is farking brilliant. A++++.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

awesome, minnkat

I'll wager he didn't get the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball to get that tatoo.

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HA!

Excellent jorb.

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Arrested for failure to appear. Indeed. On my face.

/started drinking early today, sorry

Wow. She might be the hottest girl to ever have graced TSG's weekly mugs.

"Arrested for erratic driving,..."

Well, duh. The hair aerodynamics will screw that up.

How you doin?

#5... yes please.

Three Crooked Squirrels:

I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

Oregon has a state law that doesn't allow you to pump your own gas. Only trained employees of service stations are allowed to put so-called "Class 1 Flammable Liquids" into cars.

JohnAnnArbor: "Arrested for erratic driving,..."

Well, duh. The hair aerodynamics will screw that up.

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nick cage's birdhair?

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How you doin?

the lizard king who can do anything?

dskot1: Three Crooked Squirrels:

I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

Oregon has a state law that doesn't allow you to pump your own gas. Only trained employees of service stations are allowed to put so-called "Class 1 Flammable Liquids" into cars.

i believe nj also has a similar law. but does that explain how this guy was able to get to the pump and pump his own?

I knew Mantan Moreland; Mantan Moreland was a friend of mine. Mug Shot #12, you're no Mantan Moreland.

 

STEVE HOLT!

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Arrested for pumping gas and not paying, driving with a suspended license.

I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

I don't know why I think this, but he's like the black Shia Labeouf.

Really? Nobody?

"Son, you got a panty on your head."

#11 -- Strong to the finish 'cause he eats his spinach or bend over like a sweet lad and let Bubba toss your salad?

I think this guy played linebacker on my high school football team.

 
 

Why do so many of the Hookers on Mugshot roundup look like Trannies?

/NTTAWWT.

"WHEEEEEE!!!"

"Sir, please stop doing that. You are not on a rollercoaster."

Three Crooked Squirrels: I think it has been 10+ years since I encountered a pump that didn't require you to either prepay or pay at the pump with a card. Where does this guy live? 1989?

If you live somewhere where you're required to pay for your fuel before you're allowed to dispense it, it's not a good reflection on the area in which you live.

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I was thinking more William Defoe

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minnkat Excellent - still laughing