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   San Francisco based porn company catches-up with your Mom, offers Sex-Ed classes with live demonstrations

03 Dec 2012 09:46 PM   |   9935 clicks   |   SFist
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teto85    [TotalFark]  
$35.00 a session. And they sell out quickly. First time the Mrs. and I have taken classes together in a long time. These are the best. Especially the homework. The practical exams are the most fun I've had in a classroom ever.

03 Dec 2012 05:18 PM
MasterAdkins    [TotalFark]  
About time, sensible response to a sensible issue. Will the religious fundamentalists please just shut up and go away.

03 Dec 2012 07:11 PM
pizen    [TotalFark]  

teto85: $35.00 a session. And they sell out quickly. First time the Mrs. and I have taken classes together in a long time. These are the best. Especially the homework. The practical exams are the most fun I've had in a classroom ever.


Do you get to pick your own lab partner or are they assigned by the professor?

03 Dec 2012 09:04 PM
mamoru    [TotalFark]  
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Approves.

/"What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy."

03 Dec 2012 09:08 PM
wambu     
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03 Dec 2012 09:11 PM
MrHappyRotter     
Step One: Stick it in the hole.

03 Dec 2012 09:48 PM
davidphogan     
Is that wrong? Should I not have done that?

03 Dec 2012 09:48 PM
Sock Ruh Tease     
Based on the NSFW GIS, Rain DeGrey seems to enjoy, um... bonding... with her classmates.

03 Dec 2012 09:51 PM
fusillade762     
Kink.com/

Have a friend who used to work there. Gave me a tour of the Armory once. Interesting stuff.

/csb

03 Dec 2012 09:51 PM
occamswrist     
Subby is confusing his mom with everyone else's.

03 Dec 2012 09:52 PM
Spanky_McFarksalot     
something something oral exam

03 Dec 2012 09:53 PM
12349876     

pizen: teto85: $35.00 a session. And they sell out quickly. First time the Mrs. and I have taken classes together in a long time. These are the best. Especially the homework. The practical exams are the most fun I've had in a classroom ever.

Do you get to pick your own lab partner or are they assigned by the professor?


Better not be the latter during the gay sex section.

03 Dec 2012 09:53 PM
KrispyKritter     
I am interested in obtaining one of your franchises.

03 Dec 2012 09:54 PM
That Guy...From That Show!     

occamswrist: Subby is confusing his mom with everyone else's.


Ooh, hit a tender spot eh?

03 Dec 2012 09:55 PM
davidphogan     

fusillade762: Kink.com/

Have a friend who used to work there. Gave me a tour of the Armory once. Interesting stuff.

/csb


Oh, I should have known it was that place.

03 Dec 2012 09:56 PM
JayCab     

fusillade762: Kink.com/

Have a friend who used to work there. Gave me a tour of the Armory once. Interesting stuff.


Interviewed for a job there (IT side of things, there's no way anyone wants to see me on their laptops) and I agree, it's a really interesting place (though for me about half of the coolness comes from the old building, I love repurposed places like that).

03 Dec 2012 09:58 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

fusillade762: Kink.com/

Have a friend who used to work there. Gave me a tour of the Armoury once. Interesting stuff.

/csb


03 Dec 2012 09:58 PM
wichitaleaf     

MasterAdkins: About time, sensible response to a sensible issue. Will the religious fundamentalists please just shut up and go away.


Didn't know they were here.

03 Dec 2012 09:59 PM
phunkey_monkey     
As long as its for adults only.

I wish they had a class to teach my wife to STFU during the football game.

03 Dec 2012 09:59 PM
MrHappyRotter     

phunkey_monkey: As long as its for adults only.

I wish they had a class to teach my wife to STFU during the football game.


They do. It's called my cock.

03 Dec 2012 10:02 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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Alright kids, break! Play time! Recess!

03 Dec 2012 10:02 PM
gja    [TotalFark]  
From a link on her profile "Two of Rain's favorite things are getting f***ed and getting tied up."

I guess I could tie her up, grab her wallet/purse and leave her there, and that would satisfy both items, right?

Seriously though, she has a pretty "used, high-mileage" look to her. No thanks. I like a softer look in women.

/so i'm old fashioned in some ways, so sue me, what-the-fark-ever

03 Dec 2012 10:04 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
The bad news is...its a all male line up. Sorry, ill pass. Thanks.

03 Dec 2012 10:06 PM
Ryker's Peninsula     
I don't feel tardy.

03 Dec 2012 10:06 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
San Francisco based porn company

So.. gay porn?

03 Dec 2012 10:07 PM
Handsome B. Wonderful     
Most Farkers are already doing online courses by themselves at home.

03 Dec 2012 10:10 PM
Gergesa     
And today we will work on cleaning our the colon in three easy steps!!!

03 Dec 2012 10:11 PM
davidphogan     

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: San Francisco based porn company

So.. gay porn?


That's like assuming all porn made in New Zealand involves sheep, or all porn filmed in Texas involves Steer.

Okay, maybe it's more incorrect than either of those. But, you get my point, right?

03 Dec 2012 10:14 PM
Oysterman     
How bad is it that I guessed the company before clicking the link?

03 Dec 2012 10:16 PM
mjjt     
Will it be on the Khan Academy?

I'm not in SF so can't get there. Why don't they do web-based tutorials that l could copy?

oh, wait ....

03 Dec 2012 10:17 PM
MarkMartinFan     

davidphogan: fusillade762: Kink.com/

Have a friend who used to work there. Gave me a tour of the Armory once. Interesting stuff.

/csb

Oh, I should have known it was that place.


Wonder if I replacement him or he was my replacement there...
/Bring ur daughter to work day was interesting to say the least

03 Dec 2012 10:18 PM
skantea     
If it was legal to watch live penetration sex acts on stage, wouldn't it be everywhere? That's to say I'm pretty sure paying to see a man and woman perform actual genital penetration is still illegal in the U.S.. Even here in Vegas.
Underground it happens, but sanctioned?

03 Dec 2012 10:18 PM
UltimaCS     
Monday/Wednesday 9:30AM-11:00AM - Screaming Like a Banshee
Tuesday/Thursday 1:00PM-2:30PM - How to Utilize All of Your Holes (Prereqs: Douching 105 and Double Handing 201)
Saturdays 8:00AM-12:00PM - Fetishes 311: Daddy Issues

03 Dec 2012 10:20 PM
MrEricSir     
You know subby, you could have just linked us directly to the original article at SFist...

03 Dec 2012 10:21 PM
Don Piano     
Is the Welcomed group getting some news-time?
No?
Somebody else then, I suppose.

03 Dec 2012 10:22 PM
That Guy...From That Show!     

skantea: If it was legal to watch live penetration sex acts on stage, wouldn't it be everywhere? That's to say I'm pretty sure paying to see a man and woman perform actual genital penetration is still illegal in the U.S.. Even here in Vegas.
Underground it happens, but sanctioned?


Local laws vary.

03 Dec 2012 10:23 PM
God-is-a-Taco     
SF seems like it'd be one of the last places where people would be severely sheltered and ignorant about sex.
There's a fair amount of Chinese immigration, isn't there? I suppose they could use it.
Although, their numbers would suggest they know what they're doing.

03 Dec 2012 10:24 PM
JayCab     

That Guy...From That Show!: skantea: If it was legal to watch live penetration sex acts on stage, wouldn't it be everywhere? That's to say I'm pretty sure paying to see a man and woman perform actual genital penetration is still illegal in the U.S.. Even here in Vegas.
Underground it happens, but sanctioned?

Local laws vary.


It may also be that you're "paying for the class" and everything after it is just an "after party" that class members are cordially invited to.

03 Dec 2012 10:27 PM
Podmore    [TotalFark]  
So don't GIS Rain DeGrey if you're someplace that a screen full of bondage sex pics wouldn't be appreciated

03 Dec 2012 10:30 PM
Nuclear Monk     
Hmmm....I don't recall the textbook mentioning midgets...

03 Dec 2012 10:34 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
San Francisco based porn company catches-up with your Mom, offers Sex-Ed classes with live demonstrations

Yer subby, "yer mom." Possibly even "yer momz" as a singular noun.

03 Dec 2012 10:42 PM
skantea     

That Guy...From That Show!: skantea: If it was legal to watch live penetration sex acts on stage, wouldn't it be everywhere? That's to say I'm pretty sure paying to see a man and woman perform actual genital penetration is still illegal in the U.S.. Even here in Vegas.
Underground it happens, but sanctioned?

Local laws vary.


Mm, not really. We would know where to go to see people in a club having sex. I lived in S.F. 20 years and yeah, you could occasionally see people having sex at the Exotic Erotic Ball or an adult street fair, but that was more of "don't let the cops see it" thing.
Even if you see a vid clip online of penetration at a strip club, it's amateur recording.
I'm calling publicity stunt. something to make noise about when they get shut down. Or, more obviously, there is no actual penetration by a second party.

03 Dec 2012 10:43 PM
illannoyin     

davidphogan: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: San Francisco based porn company

So.. gay porn?

That's like assuming all porn made in New Zealand involves sheep, or all porn filmed in Texas involves Steer.

Okay, maybe it's more incorrect than either of those. But, you get my point, right?


Actually it's far worse...

NSFW Link

03 Dec 2012 10:48 PM
willfullyobscure     

gja: From a link on her profile "Two of Rain's favorite things are getting f***ed and getting tied up."

I guess I could tie her up, grab her wallet/purse and leave her there, and that would satisfy both items, right?

Seriously though, she has a pretty "used, high-mileage" look to her. No thanks. I like a softer look in women.

/so i'm old fashioned in some ways, so sue me, what-the-fark-ever


2.34/10 just too squeezed out and bitter, mang, there's some fun potential there but just, ick, no. Like the guy who pretends to be a clown when there's an actual clown at the party. I read that and felt let down and sad, not energized and awake, and that's just poor form all around. {:^{

03 Dec 2012 10:50 PM
scruffynerfherder     
Porn is still free on the interwebs though, right?

03 Dec 2012 10:57 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

God-is-a-Taco: SF seems like it'd be one of the last places where people would be severely sheltered and ignorant about sex.
There's a fair amount of Chinese immigration, isn't there? I suppose they could use it.
Although, their numbers would suggest they know what they're doing.


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03 Dec 2012 10:57 PM
JayCab     
skantea:Mm, not really. We would know where to go to see people in a club having sex. I lived in S.F. 20 years and yeah, you could occasionally see people having sex at the Exotic Erotic Ball or an adult street fair, but that was more of "don't let the cops see it" thing.
Even if you see a vid clip online of penetration at a strip club, it's amateur recording.
I'm calling publicity stunt. something to make noise about when they get shut down. Or, more obviously, there is no actual penetration by a second party.

There are a number of places in San Francisco that charge admission and people are welcome to have sex, penetration included, and other people attending are welcome to watch. These aren't even particularly underground places. I think the only potential issue with what TFA is talking about is the idea that you're specifically paying to watch, and the places I'm thinking of are specifically about paying to use the space; people watching are secondary.

That's kind of why I suspect that, when it comes down to what your ticket gets you, you're just paying for the class part. It's kind of not-quite-legal, but I think that SFPD has much bigger fish to fry.

03 Dec 2012 10:58 PM
neilbradley     

davidphogan: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: San Francisco based porn company

So.. gay porn?

That's like assuming all porn made in New Zealand involves sheep, or all porn filmed in Texas involves Steer.


You're saying that like it's NOT true. ;-)

03 Dec 2012 10:59 PM
JayCab     
Bloody hell. One of these days I'll learn how to remove a secondary quote without leaving the bold tab in.

03 Dec 2012 10:59 PM
JustLookin     
What's with the hyphen?

03 Dec 2012 11:00 PM
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