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   "Applez" and "Sauce" named persons of interest in brutal machete attack in Arizona. Police say "Porkchops" is an alleged co-conspirator

04 Dec 2012 12:20 AM   |   2975 clicks   |   AZ Family
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Apos     
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pleads the Fifth.

03 Dec 2012 08:34 PM
Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
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03 Dec 2012 08:36 PM
doglover    [TotalFark]  
Damnit Applejack.

03 Dec 2012 08:50 PM
Three Crooked Squirrels    [TotalFark]  

03 Dec 2012 08:56 PM
djkutch    [TotalFark]  
Hometown makes the main page! Yay!

03 Dec 2012 09:00 PM
elvisaintdead    [TotalFark]  
I blame George Glass.

03 Dec 2012 09:13 PM
borg    [TotalFark]  
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Porkchops and applez sauce & Sunflower cookies Maw,

03 Dec 2012 09:46 PM
Fark Me To Tears    [TotalFark]  

elvisaintdead: I blame George Glass.


It's the result of middle child syndrome.

03 Dec 2012 09:57 PM
Godscrack     
"a man had been attacked"

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Good ol' Arizona.

03 Dec 2012 10:52 PM
BravadoGT    [TotalFark]  
Damn--that's probably going to be a black mark on their DREAM Act applications...

03 Dec 2012 11:01 PM
Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
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03 Dec 2012 11:39 PM
Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  

BravadoGT: Damn--that's probably going to be a black mark on their DREAM Act applications...


Maybe not...if they choose the military route.

Have you seen the kind of riff-raff our military accepts these days?

03 Dec 2012 11:42 PM
untaken_name     

BravadoGT: Damn--that's probably going to be a black brown mark on their DREAM Act applications...


Don't be racist.

04 Dec 2012 12:24 AM
Glendale     
Are they straight ballin?

04 Dec 2012 12:25 AM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Jimmy Cagney? Humphrey Bogart? Alan Ladd! No, wait...

04 Dec 2012 12:28 AM
Gurlugon     
oh shiat, get the fark out of here

04 Dec 2012 12:31 AM
eraser8     
Dammit. Now I want pork chops and apple sauce.

04 Dec 2012 12:35 AM
GranoblasticMan     

doglover: Damnit Applejack.


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04 Dec 2012 12:36 AM
Abacus9     
What, no Cinnamon?

04 Dec 2012 12:36 AM
sandbar67     
Potato Latkes seen fleeing from the scene

Link

04 Dec 2012 12:37 AM
ojin_migoto     
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... wanted for questioning.

/Hot like the latest Beets album.

04 Dec 2012 12:41 AM
Sneakernets     

GranoblasticMan: doglover: Damnit Applejack.


Is it bad that I came here for this?

04 Dec 2012 12:44 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
He is said to be driving a yellow 1991 four-door Cadillac.

He wears button-up shirts and may be driving a blue 1990s four-door Cadillac.


Cholos do love their Caddys, don't they?

04 Dec 2012 12:44 AM
farkingismybusiness     

borg: [rodnews.files.wordpress.com image 396x396]
Porkchops and applez sauce & Sunflower cookies Maw,


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Biebs got it covered.

04 Dec 2012 01:01 AM
Fano    [TotalFark]  

04 Dec 2012 01:47 AM
prjindigo     
Glad to see Tater Salad sat this one out.

04 Dec 2012 02:20 AM
Prof. Frink     
Co-conspirator?

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04 Dec 2012 02:32 AM
tillerman35     

ojin_migoto: [a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 378x367]

... wanted for questioning.

/Hot like the latest Beets album.


At least Killer Tofu isn't accused of anything.... This time.

04 Dec 2012 03:03 AM
merzbow     
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Can't stop the Chop, baby!

04 Dec 2012 03:09 AM
g20kid     
I used to be a salesman at a car stereo shop. One of my regular customers went by the name of "Porkchop". Then he shortened it to just Chops after awhile. Then he went to jail and I never saw him again.

/True story

04 Dec 2012 03:27 AM
Coffee Snob     

Fano: You're not cooking NSFW language


Came for this. Leaving satisfied.

04 Dec 2012 07:40 AM
Mudd's woman    [TotalFark]  

elvisaintdead: I blame George Glass.


LOL

04 Dec 2012 07:40 AM
BinderWoman     
Isn't that swell?

04 Dec 2012 08:14 AM
sureyado     

Godscrack: "a man had been attacked"

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Good ol' Arizona.



You are so right, we should totally blame this on a white guy so we don't seem racist to every idiot(you) on the net.

04 Dec 2012 09:56 AM
danno_to_infinity     
what a fine outstanding citizen in that picture. I can't wait to have him visit me at the nursing home and do my banking and file my beneficiary paperwork for me. I can tell he's a trustworthy soul. Because if that biatch farks me over, I'll have him ground into dog food and feed him to my alzheimer's afflicted neighbor.

04 Dec 2012 10:01 AM
booger42     

merzbow: [www.history.com image 605x412]

Can't stop the Chop, baby!


What a useless twot - perfect for 'realtiy' TV though


/Damn, subby is old and so are some of these farkers
//and me
///Marsha Marsha Marsha!

04 Dec 2012 10:15 AM
offmymeds     

BinderWoman: Isn't that swell?


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Awww...applesauce!

04 Dec 2012 12:46 PM
Chainsaw Turd Elf     

elvisaintdead: I blame George Glass.


Phil Packer was seen leaving the area sans mustache.

04 Dec 2012 04:49 PM
sunsawed     
CSB: I once woke Christopher Knight up from a dead sleep to get him to say "Pork chops and Apple sauce."

05 Dec 2012 07:58 AM
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