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   People in Rudolph, Ohio volunteer at the local post office to make sure anyone who wants a Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer stamp gets one. City officials say they'll go down in history. Like Columbus

03 Dec 2012 08:24 PM   |   1603 clicks   |   Oregon Live
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Like Attila the Hun.

03 Dec 2012 08:25 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
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03 Dec 2012 08:26 PM
skinink     
Like subby's mom.

03 Dec 2012 08:27 PM
Ebenator    [TotalFark]  
Ohio is the worst.

03 Dec 2012 08:28 PM
My Bologna Has A Maiden Name     
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I wonder what the good folks here are distributing...

03 Dec 2012 08:29 PM
Candygram4Mongo    [TotalFark]  
Rudolph the RUDE nosed reindeer.

Lololol

Rudolph the RUNNY nosed reindeer.

Lololol

Rudolph the....

/some of us still laugh and call him names

03 Dec 2012 08:31 PM
Albert911emt     

My Bologna Has A Maiden Name: [religionnerd.com image 500x333]

I wonder what the good folks here are distributing...


STDs.

03 Dec 2012 08:32 PM
Mega Steve     
Like Columbus

NIXON YOU DOLT!

03 Dec 2012 08:38 PM
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  

AverageAmericanGuy: Like Attila the Hun.


Mega Steve: Like Columbus

NIXON YOU DOLT!


We always sang "Like George Washington"

/it preserves the cadence

03 Dec 2012 08:39 PM
tenpoundsofcheese     
waiting for the left wing nuts to start whining about separation of Church and state.

03 Dec 2012 08:41 PM
OlderGuy    [TotalFark]  
"like Columbus".. went to a Christmas event a few years back with a friend who had two daughters.. about 9 and 10.. Christmas Carols were being sung.. "Rudolph" started up, and the two girls chimed in with their accompaniment.. including 'like Columbus" .. it was a riot.. we had to do the song over, with all the kids doing the extra verses.. great time, and the hot cider and ginger cookies hit the spot.. I seem to remember "rudolph" stamps being available then.. albeit cheaper....

03 Dec 2012 08:45 PM
FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: AverageAmericanGuy: Like Attila the Hun.

Mega Steve: Like Columbus

NIXON YOU DOLT!

We always sang "Like George Washington"

/it preserves the cadence


This.

03 Dec 2012 08:47 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers    [TotalFark]  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: AverageAmericanGuy: Like Attila the Hun.

Mega Steve: Like Columbus

NIXON YOU DOLT!

We always sang "Like George Washington"

/it preserves the cadence


In what language? That doesn't fit at all.

03 Dec 2012 08:52 PM
dofus     
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer was an advertising thing created by Montgomery Ward in 1939. Kinda like the Geico lizard today.

03 Dec 2012 08:57 PM
VictoryCabal     

tenpoundsofcheese: waiting for the left wing nuts to start whining about separation of Church and state.


CRY MOAR!

03 Dec 2012 08:57 PM
scalpod     

skinink: Like subby's mom.


For going down *on* history.

03 Dec 2012 09:01 PM
12349876     

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: We always sang "Like George Washington"


Me too.

03 Dec 2012 09:02 PM
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  

ecmoRandomNumbers: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: AverageAmericanGuy: Like Attila the Hun.

Mega Steve: Like Columbus

NIXON YOU DOLT!

We always sang "Like George Washington"

/it preserves the cadence

In what language? That doesn't fit at all.


"You'll go down in hist-or-y"
"Like George WASH-ington"

Any of the others just have an awkward number of syllables.

03 Dec 2012 09:05 PM
you are a puppet     

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: ecmoRandomNumbers: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: AverageAmericanGuy: Like Attila the Hun.

Mega Steve: Like Columbus

NIXON YOU DOLT!

We always sang "Like George Washington"

/it preserves the cadence

In what language? That doesn't fit at all.

"You'll go down in hist-or-y"
"Like George WASH-ington"

Any of the others just have an awkward number of syllables.


Like Columbus is the closest to Like a Lightbulb though.

Like George Washington is closest to Like Monopoly and Like Pinocchio.

03 Dec 2012 09:21 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
The codexes show Christobal Columbo liked to have his head pushed down while fellating the unwashed cawks of the nativities.
Fark the Euro-Invaders all to hell.
ANd a very Shyphillatic christmas to all.

/bites?

03 Dec 2012 09:28 PM
davidphogan     

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: AverageAmericanGuy: Like Attila the Hun.

Mega Steve: Like Columbus

NIXON YOU DOLT!

We always sang "Like George Washington"

/it preserves the cadence


I preferred "like Jesus!" It made things slightly more confusing.

03 Dec 2012 09:33 PM
dmars     
I have heard like Columbus and like George Washington as I moved as a kid, but I first learned it as like Jamestown. Then again I did live in Virginia at the time

03 Dec 2012 09:49 PM
BGates     
The Pony Express delivers Christmas cards every year here in Wyoming.

03 Dec 2012 10:07 PM
Wolfling    [TotalFark]  
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Did someone say 'go down in history'?

03 Dec 2012 10:49 PM
schmez     
We used to sing "like Dolly Parton."

03 Dec 2012 11:13 PM
Perducci     
Shouldn't the postal union be up in arms about this? "These so-called 'volunteers' are taking work away from Hard-Working Real Americans (tm)!!!"

03 Dec 2012 11:29 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

tenpoundsofcheese: waiting for the left wing nuts to start whining about separation of Church and state.


PUT RUDOLPH BACK IN SCHOOL LIKE IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE!!!

04 Dec 2012 12:19 AM
Mega Steve     

fusillade762: tenpoundsofcheese: waiting for the left wing nuts to start whining about separation of Church and state.

PUT RUDOLPH BACK IN SCHOOL LIKE IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE!!!


AMEN BROTHER! I bet Santa showed up at the manger and offered Baby Jesus a Coke and a smile

Santa's Birthday Gift by Sherrill S. Cannon. I wish it was a joke

04 Dec 2012 02:08 AM
sniderman     
You only need two "answering" phases: "Reindeer" and "Like the light bulb"

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
(Reindeer!)
had a very shiny nose.
(Like the light bulb!)
And if you ever saw him,
(Reindeer!)
you would even say it glows.
(Like the light bulb!)

All of the other reindeer
(Reindeer!)
used to laugh and call him names.
(Like the light bulb!)
They never let poor Rudolph
(Reindeer!)
join in any reindeer games.
(Like the light bulb!)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the reindeer loved him
(Reindeer!)
as they shouted out with glee,
(Like the light bulb!)
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
(Reindeer!)
you'll go down in history!
(Like the light bulb!)

04 Dec 2012 08:11 AM
Barnstormer     

Wolfling: [upload.wikimedia.org image 175x219]

Did someone say 'go down in history'?


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Prancer with vixens

04 Dec 2012 08:26 AM
chemrebel     
The kidlettes and a cousin of theirs have added this charming italicized piece:

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say
(IN HIS UNDERWEAR)

/no they don't realize the double meaning
//yet

04 Dec 2012 09:51 AM
gyttam     
Santa came to say (Gimme a beer!)

You'll go down in his-to-ry! (Like Mickey Mouse)

/Ohio version

04 Dec 2012 01:01 PM
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