Was his name Tony Rocky Horror?

jspenguin: Was his name Tony Rocky Horror?

Not even the same ballpark

Well I know a couple teachers back in the day that.....

his

Oh Jesus

Was he serving cookies with "secret sauce" as well?

The difference between unorthodoxy and indecency is now two feet.....

The relevant authorities on the matter.

FTFA: A Taylorsville Elementary School teacher has returned to his third-grade classroom after being disciplined for violating professional standards after students reported they scratched his back, rubbed his feet and had other inappropriate contact while at school.

Well... now... it's not like he was scratching their backs or rubbing their feet... As long as it was them touching him, it was cool... right?

"Sweetheart, your grandma Nora's got a real painful burr on my heel. If you rub it for me, I'll give you a whole quarter. Okay?"

kinda developed a speech impediment?

I can see why this might not be a good thing. If they were older, like high school, and they just liked him genuinely enough to rub his feet, that would be different.

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

To be fair, it is difficult to find a decent foot rub, even when you're married.

Um, the teacher wasn't disciplined for doing those things, he was disciplined for allegations of misconduct even though law enforcement found no evidence of any wrongdoing on his part. The article makes this clear and even though the article headline convicts him on the basis of a few kid complaining about their teacher.

Even the principle makes it clear action was taken to protect the children from unfounded allegations.

Dude. It's hard enough to get anyone to accept a male elementary-school teacher nowadays. You're not helping.

Semi-crazy teacher with a hammer?

That Guy...From That Show!: Um, the teacher wasn't disciplined for doing those things, he was disciplined for allegations of misconduct even though law enforcement found no evidence of any wrongdoing on his part. The article makes this clear and even though the article headline convicts him on the basis of a few kid complaining about their teacher.

Even the principle makes it clear action was taken to protect the children from unfounded allegations.

Principal. The principal is your pal. Or not.

Kevin72: [zippythepinhead.com image 800x335]

Semi-crazy teacher with a hammer?

That cartoonist is the hipster's hipster.

Hermit Tard: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

The baby looked at you?

Kevin72: That Guy...From That Show!: Um, the teacher wasn't disciplined for doing those things, he was disciplined for allegations of misconduct even though law enforcement found no evidence of any wrongdoing on his part. The article makes this clear and even though the article headline convicts him on the basis of a few kid complaining about their teacher.

Even the principle makes it clear action was taken to protect the children from unfounded allegations.

Principal. The principal is your pal. Or not.

The principle is the belief and the chain of reasoning that follows and is believed to protect the children.

DAT FOOT

That Guy...From That Show!: on the basis of a few kid complaining about their teacher.

"A few kid"... Is that like "They had 35 head of cattle," or "The artillery battery has eight cannon" ?

Fark Me To Tears: That Guy...From That Show!: on the basis of a few kid complaining about their teacher.

"A few kid"... Is that like "They had 35 head of cattle," or "The artillery battery has eight cannon" ?

"A few kid" as in "a few kid Fark Me To Tears about his tiny penis size and so he now suffers from a nervous tick whenever he sees someone use the word kid"

/i kid
//just like those kids kid

What an interesting story! I had no idea Taylorsville Elementary was built in 1962!

dodgeball

*click*

Well, that was surprisingly clean.

Cree-pee.

Their tiny hands make your penis look huge!

That Guy...From That Show!: Kevin72: That Guy...From That Show!: Um, the teacher wasn't disciplined for doing those things, he was disciplined for allegations of misconduct even though law enforcement found no evidence of any wrongdoing on his part. The article makes this clear and even though the article headline convicts him on the basis of a few kid complaining about their teacher.

Even the principle makes it clear action was taken to protect the children from unfounded allegations.

Principal. The principal is your pal. Or not.

The principle is the belief and the chain of reasoning that follows and is believed to protect the children.

Works with both this late at night.

Could be worser 

That Guy...From That Show!: Um, the teacher wasn't disciplined for doing those things, he was disciplined for allegations of misconduct even though law enforcement found no evidence of any wrongdoing on his part. The article makes this clear and even though the article headline convicts him on the basis of a few kid complaining about their teacher.

Even the principle makes it clear action was taken to protect the children from unfounded allegations.

He's lucky he didn't get the classic treatment

(A)Plead guilty and get murdered in prison
(B)Plead not guilty and get probation

They almost always choose B, no matter how little evidence you present of their alleged crimes. Rinse, repeat, wait for the next kid who has a gripe against a teacher and scare another man into pleading guilty.

And by guilty I mean not guilty, and by not guilty I mean guilty

/Holy fark I need to sleep

My 4th grade teacher used to ask female students to rub her back when there were breaks in class. It wasn't creepy and we would do it. Then again, she had cancer and we really loved having her come to class when she could. She died about 2 years later.

This guy doesn't seem to have a reason to have little girls touch him. Perv.

FTA: She complained that her daughter [name redacted] told her that Watts asks students to rub his feet and back during 'movie time,

And yet nobody's asked the burning question, "Was she hot?"

Fark, I am disappoint