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   A word of friendly advice: if you're dumb enough to steal a pig statue from a restaurant, don't be dumb enough to pose for pictures with it

03 Dec 2012 10:16 PM   |   4945 clicks   |   Click On Detroit
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RodneyToady    [TotalFark]  
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Don't look at me, I only stole Meaty Boy!

03 Dec 2012 08:54 PM
Makh    [TotalFark]  
I prefer my criminals to be dumb.

03 Dec 2012 09:08 PM
MrHappyRotter     
As long as it wasn't a cow statue. That would be offensive to some cultures.

03 Dec 2012 10:18 PM
Pvt Joker     
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03 Dec 2012 10:23 PM
rocinante721     
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03 Dec 2012 10:24 PM
scandalrag     
FTA: The man apparently paid his bill using a credit card and then picked up the ceramic statue and simply walked out.

I wonder how they will ever find this criminal mastermind?

03 Dec 2012 10:26 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
I took a pig from a restaurant once

/but I had to bring her back for her shift the next day
//squeal

03 Dec 2012 10:28 PM
apathy2673     
I'm thinking maybe he was gonna take it on a road trip and send pictures of the pig back to the restaurant at various landmarks.The old garden gnome on vacation"" prank. Or he's an idiot. At least he's a happy looking fellow...oh God, he's gonna have sex with it.

03 Dec 2012 10:33 PM
LoneWolf343     
Oh, it's just Clinton running around high again.

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03 Dec 2012 10:34 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

apathy2673: At least he's a happy looking fellow...


orly?
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03 Dec 2012 10:40 PM
nytmare     
The suspect is not wearing a hat.

03 Dec 2012 10:48 PM
Begoggle     
What is his Fark ID?

03 Dec 2012 10:49 PM
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The whole thing was totally not kosher.

03 Dec 2012 10:51 PM
Nothing To See Here     
Stealing Pigs ain't kosher, Sarge.

03 Dec 2012 10:59 PM
Fluorescent Testicle     
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/Not a statue.
//Still relevant.

03 Dec 2012 11:14 PM
Gyrfalcon     
If you're dumb enough to steal a pig statue from a restaurant...

How are you even intelligent enough to breathe on your own?

03 Dec 2012 11:30 PM
apathy2673     

Fark Rye For Many Whores: apathy2673: At least he's a happy looking fellow...

orly?
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Spit take!!!!

03 Dec 2012 11:59 PM
Summer Glau's Love Slave     
Oh God, not the pig gif, not again.

/It's the tongue that gets me.
///Shiver.

04 Dec 2012 12:17 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Oh God, not the pig gif, not again.

/It's the tongue that gets me.
///Shiver.


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04 Dec 2012 12:20 AM
Fano     
And don't let your spider friend snitch by putting your name next to it.

04 Dec 2012 12:39 AM
thegod082     
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Knows a thing or two about stealing restaurant decorations.

04 Dec 2012 01:01 AM
Abacus9     

nytmare: The suspect is not wearing a hat.


He can dance if he wants to.

04 Dec 2012 02:03 AM
bubo_sibiricus     

Nothing To See Here: Stealing Pigs ain't kosher, Sarge.


"CAN THE WISE LIP, SLIBBERBERG!"

04 Dec 2012 05:53 AM
Onkel Buck     
This was in Detroit. If it isnt nailed down its getting stolen or burned, usually both.

04 Dec 2012 07:12 AM
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