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   Good: Your girlfriend tells you she'd like to have a threesome. Bad: With a dog

04 Dec 2012 01:11 AM   |   24688 clicks   |   Huffington Post
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Elzar     
Meh... #2, #5 and #8 please.

03 Dec 2012 08:58 PM
ManateeGag    [TotalFark]  

Elzar: Meh... #2, #5 and #8 please.


agreed.

03 Dec 2012 09:41 PM
bingethinker     
Was the dog's name Lucky?

03 Dec 2012 09:46 PM
Relatively Obscure    [TotalFark]  
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03 Dec 2012 10:11 PM
GAT_00     
Quality HuffPo reporting. FB pictures of a woman under arrest.

03 Dec 2012 10:34 PM
wambu     
Trim his nails; do something about his breath.

03 Dec 2012 10:46 PM
propasaurus    [TotalFark]  
Man, that's ruff.

03 Dec 2012 11:20 PM
Cyberluddite    [TotalFark]  
Friendly pup, isn't he?

03 Dec 2012 11:22 PM
Solon Isonomia     
"Crimes against nature," now there's one hell of statute...

03 Dec 2012 11:30 PM
doglover    [TotalFark]  

Solon Isonomia: "Crimes against nature," now there's one hell of statute...


I think bestiality should be its own charge.

Crimes against nature sounds more like taking a squirrel hostage until his wife delivers his stash of acorns to ya.

04 Dec 2012 12:37 AM
Mentat    [TotalFark]  
What a biatch.

04 Dec 2012 12:40 AM
KrispyKritter     
once again Rent-A-Dog fulfills all your canine needs that's 1-800-Rent-A-Dog

04 Dec 2012 01:13 AM
HBK     
"Brittany Sonnier Accused Of Engaging In Illicit Acts With Dog"

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She's in trouble for masturbating?

/drtfa

04 Dec 2012 01:14 AM
ChrisDe     
Ol' Rex liked it human style.

04 Dec 2012 01:15 AM
Omahawg     
wasn't this the plot of some family guy episode?

04 Dec 2012 01:15 AM
King Something     
Bow chicka bow-wow.

04 Dec 2012 01:15 AM
Brick-House     
Breakout the peanut butter...

04 Dec 2012 01:16 AM
harrydorcas     
So what if that girl was fertile, will she conceived some kind of a hybrid?

04 Dec 2012 01:17 AM
lewismarktwo     
Hey, it's not her fault that Sparky took advantage when she was around 13, forever warping her sexuality. She's the victim here.

04 Dec 2012 01:18 AM
MessyDwarf     
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04 Dec 2012 01:20 AM
generallyso     
Don't you love the way American media broadcasts accusations and full names in headlines?

04 Dec 2012 01:20 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  
WTF? Really? ewww

04 Dec 2012 01:21 AM
Summoner101     
This was Arizona?

I figured Chicago, IL.

/60652

04 Dec 2012 01:21 AM
LordOfThePings     

harrydorcas: So what if that girl was fertile, will she conceived some kind of a hybrid?


Mongrel. The word is mongrel.

04 Dec 2012 01:21 AM
Notabunny    [TotalFark]  
fta Our investigations bureau investigated the allegations

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04 Dec 2012 01:21 AM
ongbok     
WTF?

I hope this guy isn't just lying to get custody of the alleged child or to get back at her for breaking up with him.

04 Dec 2012 01:21 AM
ecl     

harrydorcas: So what if that girl was fertile, will she conceived some kind of a hybrid?


http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/n ewsfeed/000/117/814/are-you-wiza r d.jpg

04 Dec 2012 01:22 AM
willfullyobscure     

MessyDwarf:


why is that dude have bewbs? what has gone wrong

04 Dec 2012 01:22 AM
ecl     
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04 Dec 2012 01:23 AM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
I was plowin' the old lady last night and the dog jumped up in bed with us. It's a girl dog though so it wasn't gay or nothin'.

04 Dec 2012 01:23 AM
Mr. Ekshun     
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Approves

04 Dec 2012 01:26 AM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

doglover: Solon Isonomia: "Crimes against nature," now there's one hell of statute...

I think bestiality should be its own charge.

Crimes against nature sounds more like taking a squirrel hostage until his wife delivers his stash of acorns to ya.


Crimes against nature sounds like a mad scientist.

04 Dec 2012 01:27 AM
you are a puppet     
Ha! With this thread open, I just a few seconds ago saw a droid commercial where a girl picked up a dog for sex. (I'm not sure what that has to do with droids but she was definitely trying to hook up with that dog)

04 Dec 2012 01:28 AM
Shazam999     

Elzar: Meh... #2, #5 and #8 please.


Take em. While you're at it take the rest.

04 Dec 2012 01:28 AM
Snotboble     
Your dog gives a bone

04 Dec 2012 01:28 AM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

Notabunny: fta Our investigations bureau investigated the allegations

[img.photobucket.com image 480x392]


Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor dog a bone
But when she bent over
Rover took over
For the dog had a bone of his own

04 Dec 2012 01:29 AM
LordOfThePings     

you are a puppet: Ha! With this thread open, I just a few seconds ago saw a droid commercial where a girl picked up a dog for sex. (I'm not sure what that has to do with droids but she was definitely trying to hook up with that dog)


She can go about her business. Move along.

04 Dec 2012 01:29 AM
aragonphx     
Subby must be new to the Internet if this is supposed to be revolting. Way more twisted stuff on the Internet. Not sure what this young girl likes to do in her spare time has to do with her being a fit parent. I live in Arizona and I am way more sickened by the political views of the majority of the people here.

04 Dec 2012 01:30 AM
Uglybarnacle     
furries!

04 Dec 2012 01:30 AM
Apos     
It appears that this is one lady who doesn't mind.......



*dons sunglasses*

......being hounded.

/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!

04 Dec 2012 01:30 AM
Notabunny    [TotalFark]  

ChrisDe: Ol' Rex liked it human style.


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04 Dec 2012 01:32 AM
Precision Boobery     

lewismarktwo: Hey, it's not her fault that Sparky took advantage when she was around 13, forever warping her sexuality. She's the victim here.


She's so ugly I kinda feel like that's what happened. After this coverage I'll be surprised if she doesn't kill herself.

04 Dec 2012 01:33 AM
UltimaCS     
The ex-boyfriend, the report states, told police he had started dating Sonnier in March or April. The ex, whose name has been redacted from the police report, said Sonnier seemed, "like a nice, sweet and innocent girl."

I hate to say "momma told you so", but what did you really expect dating a girl with facial piercings, tattoos, and shoving her mosquito bites into a camera lens?

04 Dec 2012 01:35 AM
Krieghund     
This is the second fairly attractive woman from Arizona that's made Fark for bestiality this year. And when I say "fairly attractive", I mean they wouldn't have a problem finding a guy to take care of their needs.

But I wonder if this guy is just trying to get even with an ex for some reason. If that's the case I hope she sues his ass for every penny he has.

04 Dec 2012 01:36 AM
ecl     

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I was plowin' the old lady last night and the dog jumped up in bed with us. It's a girl dog though so it wasn't gay or nothin'.


You f*cked the dog? Did you let her finish?

04 Dec 2012 01:36 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

Krieghund: This is the second fairly attractive woman from Arizona that's made Fark for bestiality this year. And when I say "fairly attractive", I mean they wouldn't have a problem finding a guy to take care of their needs.

But I wonder if this guy is just trying to get even with an ex for some reason. If that's the case I hope she sues his ass for every penny he has.


If that's the case she can sue a lot of people granted I only scanned the article but didn't notice the word alleged in there.

04 Dec 2012 01:38 AM
ecl     

UltimaCS: The ex-boyfriend, the report states, told police he had started dating Sonnier in March or April. The ex, whose name has been redacted from the police report, said Sonnier seemed, "like a nice, sweet and innocent girl."

I hate to say "momma told you so", but what did you really expect dating a girl with facial piercings, tattoos, and shoving her mosquito bites into a camera lens?


Assplay?

04 Dec 2012 01:39 AM
White_Scarf_Syndrome     
Her Father is to blame, oh I'm sure of it.

You wanna whine about PTSD as a soldier, try dealing with it as a 7 year old.

Result. This.

People talk about how scary and crazy PTSD is for adults, but no one ever talks about how incest and abuse affects the kids further down the road.

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark. Just something I don't budge on and feel strongly about.

Sad, she's attractive. Probably has real ambitions and is actually pretty normal most of the time. Way to go Huffington Post for posting her pictures.

I farking hate the internet sometimes.

04 Dec 2012 01:41 AM
tolallorti     

ecl: UltimaCS: The ex-boyfriend, the report states, told police he had started dating Sonnier in March or April. The ex, whose name has been redacted from the police report, said Sonnier seemed, "like a nice, sweet and innocent girl."

I hate to say "momma told you so", but what did you really expect dating a girl with facial piercings, tattoos, and shoving her mosquito bites into a camera lens?

Assplay?


I dunno, but at least in the Phoenix metro area it's pretty common to see girls and guys with all sorts of piercings and tattoos. It's pretty trashy, but it isn't a rare form of trashy and chances are at least some of those people are normal other than the fact that they'd be heavily inconvenienced going through metal detectors.

04 Dec 2012 01:43 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Well... is the dog hot?

04 Dec 2012 01:44 AM
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