Just hand the Angry Birds toys over to my dogs, they'll be happy to un-stuff them.

Old and busted: Melamine-laced products from China
New scourge: Rat scat-laced products from China

The seizures also uncovered plush Angry Birds toys containing rat droppings and dog fur.

Toys. As in more than one. I can see being bored and stuffing one toy full of dog fur and rat droppings. But more than one? To sell? Where do you go to find enough rat droppings and dog fur to stuff a bunch of toys?

What else should they be made of?

No wonder they're angry.

So is that a good thing or a bad thing?

'rat droppings and dog fur.'

That's China all right. Broth out of sewage, soy sauce out of human hair, stuffing from rat shiat and dog fur.

Angry Bird plush toys

There's you FAIL right there.

Mega Steve: The seizures also uncovered plush Angry Birds toys containing rat droppings and dog fur.

Toys. As in more than one. I can see being bored and stuffing one toy full of dog fur and rat droppings. But more than one? To sell? Where do you go to find enough rat droppings and dog fur to stuff a bunch of toys?

Chuck E Cheese.

Mega Steve: The seizures also uncovered plush Angry Birds toys containing rat droppings and dog fur.

Toys. As in more than one. I can see being bored and stuffing one toy full of dog fur and rat droppings. But more than one? To sell? Where do you go to find enough rat droppings and dog fur to stuff a bunch of toys?

China, where yes, they eat dogs, and thus have a surplus of dog fur. Not sure about the rat droppings, that just seems like trolling.

"Hey, what can we do with all these spare rat droppings?"

Sometimes you just have to admire the Chinese ingenuity.
"Well, he needed a haircut, and the rat shiat is just sitting there."

Mao had alot of bad ideas, but killing millions of his own people wasn't one of them.

Waste not, want not.

That explains the smell in JC Penny's

Hoyoyiiiii-eeeee

Angry Bird plush toys stuffed with dog hair and rat droppings

Sounds like the plush toy factory makes good use of the floor sweepings from their canteen. Those Celestials are a very efficient people.

That is just bat rat shiat insane!

The evening news was talking about jackets stuffed with chicken parts. How bad would that smell?

Apos: Rat scat

I chortled profusely.

Oh Pacific Mall... I am disappoint.

"Beauty products, cigars and auto parts were also among the wide variety of items seized in the past two weeks."

I wondered why my brake pads and stogies were both made by Hy-Top

Apos: Old and busted: Melamine-laced products from China
New scourge: Rat scat-laced products from China

Real Scourge: All the Chinese from China.

CAPITALISM!

I say let the market decide.

Mega Steve: The seizures also uncovered plush Angry Birds toys containing rat droppings and dog fur.

Toys. As in more than one. I can see being bored and stuffing one toy full of dog fur and rat droppings. But more than one? To sell? Where do you go to find enough rat droppings and dog fur to stuff a bunch of toys?

On the floor of the illegal, unsanitary dog meat processing factory, duh.

well, I just want to say . . .

YAHOOOOOOOO!

8 years, and I finally got my first green light! Main page even!

/and all it took was dog fur and rat shiat