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   Not News: Toronto Cops bust a counterfeit goods ring. News: Seized goods include fake Viagra and Cialis. WTF: . . . and Angry Bird plush toys stuffed with dog hair and rat droppings

04 Dec 2012 03:09 AM   |   3144 clicks   |   CBC
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PacManDreaming     
Just hand the Angry Birds toys over to my dogs, they'll be happy to un-stuff them.

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04 Dec 2012 12:31 AM
Apos     
Old and busted: Melamine-laced products from China
New scourge: Rat scat-laced products from China

04 Dec 2012 03:13 AM
Mega Steve     
The seizures also uncovered plush Angry Birds toys containing rat droppings and dog fur.

Toys. As in more than one. I can see being bored and stuffing one toy full of dog fur and rat droppings. But more than one? To sell? Where do you go to find enough rat droppings and dog fur to stuff a bunch of toys?

04 Dec 2012 03:15 AM
Fano     
What else should they be made of?

04 Dec 2012 03:20 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
No wonder they're angry.

04 Dec 2012 03:22 AM
Gyrfalcon     
So is that a good thing or a bad thing?

04 Dec 2012 03:22 AM
oldtaku     
'rat droppings and dog fur.'

That's China all right. Broth out of sewage, soy sauce out of human hair, stuffing from rat shiat and dog fur.

04 Dec 2012 04:18 AM
Bob Down     
Angry Bird plush toys

There's you FAIL right there.

04 Dec 2012 04:20 AM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

Mega Steve: The seizures also uncovered plush Angry Birds toys containing rat droppings and dog fur.

Toys. As in more than one. I can see being bored and stuffing one toy full of dog fur and rat droppings. But more than one? To sell? Where do you go to find enough rat droppings and dog fur to stuff a bunch of toys?


Chuck E Cheese.

04 Dec 2012 04:39 AM
BokChoy     

Mega Steve: The seizures also uncovered plush Angry Birds toys containing rat droppings and dog fur.

Toys. As in more than one. I can see being bored and stuffing one toy full of dog fur and rat droppings. But more than one? To sell? Where do you go to find enough rat droppings and dog fur to stuff a bunch of toys?


China, where yes, they eat dogs, and thus have a surplus of dog fur. Not sure about the rat droppings, that just seems like trolling.

04 Dec 2012 05:09 AM
txchad     
"Hey, what can we do with all these spare rat droppings?"

04 Dec 2012 05:23 AM
Matthew Keene     
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04 Dec 2012 05:23 AM
God-is-a-Taco     
Sometimes you just have to admire the Chinese ingenuity.
"Well, he needed a haircut, and the rat shiat is just sitting there."

04 Dec 2012 05:39 AM
albuquerquehalsey     
Mao had alot of bad ideas, but killing millions of his own people wasn't one of them.

04 Dec 2012 06:02 AM
Nick Nostril     
Waste not, want not.

04 Dec 2012 06:17 AM
mike_d85     
That explains the smell in JC Penny's

04 Dec 2012 06:24 AM
Resident Muslim     
Hoyoyiiiii-eeeee

04 Dec 2012 07:34 AM
0Icky0     
Angry Bird plush toys stuffed with dog hair and rat droppings

Sounds like the plush toy factory makes good use of the floor sweepings from their canteen. Those Celestials are a very efficient people.

04 Dec 2012 07:52 AM
danielscissorhands     
That is just bat rat shiat insane!

04 Dec 2012 07:53 AM
Pope Larry II    [TotalFark]  
The evening news was talking about jackets stuffed with chicken parts. How bad would that smell?

04 Dec 2012 08:08 AM
Hawnkee     

Apos: Rat scat


I chortled profusely.

04 Dec 2012 08:13 AM
vevolis     
Oh Pacific Mall... I am disappoint.

04 Dec 2012 08:40 AM
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     
"Beauty products, cigars and auto parts were also among the wide variety of items seized in the past two weeks."

I wondered why my brake pads and stogies were both made by Hy-Top

04 Dec 2012 09:11 AM
Apik0r0s     

Apos: Old and busted: Melamine-laced products from China
New scourge: Rat scat-laced products from China


Real Scourge: All the Chinese from China.

04 Dec 2012 09:50 AM
mciann     
CAPITALISM!

I say let the market decide.

04 Dec 2012 10:56 AM
Ronin_S     

Mega Steve: The seizures also uncovered plush Angry Birds toys containing rat droppings and dog fur.

Toys. As in more than one. I can see being bored and stuffing one toy full of dog fur and rat droppings. But more than one? To sell? Where do you go to find enough rat droppings and dog fur to stuff a bunch of toys?


On the floor of the illegal, unsanitary dog meat processing factory, duh.

04 Dec 2012 04:26 PM
dsider     
well, I just want to say . . .

YAHOOOOOOOO!

8 years, and I finally got my first green light! Main page even!

/and all it took was dog fur and rat shiat

04 Dec 2012 07:24 PM
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