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04 Dec 2012 01:35 AM   |   18326 clicks   |   Google
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feckingmorons    [TotalFark]  
Is it possible to replicate that? We could try that.

03 Dec 2012 11:52 PM
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dudemanbro     
www.sunnewsnetwork.ca

Approves

03 Dec 2012 11:56 PM
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RobertBruce    [TotalFark]  
Not too different than most governments really. We pay them to give us stuff and keep us "safe"

04 Dec 2012 12:03 AM
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RodneyToady    [TotalFark]  
The Ukraine is weak, it's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine...

/Ukraine is game to you?!

04 Dec 2012 12:10 AM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  
???

i.ebayimg.com

04 Dec 2012 12:35 AM
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mamoru    [TotalFark]  
lh5.googleusercontent.com
Approves.

Well, he's come a long way from the Meresti Train Yard.

04 Dec 2012 01:12 AM
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Shadow Blasko     
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

04 Dec 2012 01:40 AM
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Dahnkster     
media.nj.com

04 Dec 2012 01:41 AM
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Gosling     
Anything run by something called "The [X]" can't possibly be bad!

04 Dec 2012 01:41 AM
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Fano    [TotalFark]  
In other news, Ukraine now owned by Olive Garden

04 Dec 2012 01:45 AM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
www.blogcdn.com

04 Dec 2012 01:47 AM
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RodneyToady    [TotalFark]  

Fano: In other news, Ukraine now owned by Olive Garden


Outstanding!

04 Dec 2012 01:47 AM
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Novart     
New Ukrainian state motto: "Hey, it's better than the Nazis"

04 Dec 2012 01:48 AM
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jaytkay     
static.guim.co.uk

04 Dec 2012 01:48 AM
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Apos     
www.moviesaboutgladiators.com
Ready and Waiting

04 Dec 2012 01:48 AM
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Dahnkster     

Gosling: Anything run by something called "The [X]" can't possibly be bad!


images.nymag.com

Hail Satan?

04 Dec 2012 01:49 AM
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Gyrfalcon     
Bruce Cutler seen headed for Kiev.

04 Dec 2012 01:50 AM
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Yoyo     
I'm sure the USA and UN will claim irregularity in the elections when the Ukrainians vote for the pro-Russian faction again. Just like last time.

04 Dec 2012 01:53 AM
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Dahnkster     
www.borumbafishing.com

Fredo had a bad feeling about going fishing that morning...

04 Dec 2012 01:55 AM
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you are a puppet     
Uh oh...absolute power will definitely corrupt Kirk Franklin absolutely.

04 Dec 2012 01:55 AM
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alienated     
So, are they based on K street ? It pops

04 Dec 2012 01:56 AM
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jaytkay     

Apos: Ready and Waiting


2012-12-04 01:48:36 AM JayTKay
2012-12-04 01:48:55 AM Apos

HAH!

04 Dec 2012 01:56 AM
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JesusJuice     
Why do journalists always use 'slammed' instead of 'condemned', 'denounced' or any number of other lovely verbs. It seems like whenever any sort of criticism occurs the media jumps to, "Ooh! Slammed!".

04 Dec 2012 01:58 AM
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Apos     

jaytkay: Apos: Ready and Waiting

2012-12-04 01:48:36 AM JayTKay
2012-12-04 01:48:55 AM Apos

HAH!



Heh....How about that!

04 Dec 2012 01:58 AM
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Oznog     
02varvara.files.wordpress.com

This never would have come to this if Princess Leia had been able to get the secret datatapes to the Rebellion.

04 Dec 2012 01:59 AM
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Bonanza Jellybean     

alienated: So, are they based on K street ? It pops


This right here. As long as it's not these guys, we have nothing (more than usual) to worry about.

04 Dec 2012 01:59 AM
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Gyrfalcon     

Yoyo: I'm sure the USA and UN will claim irregularity in the elections when the Ukrainians vote for the pro-Russian faction again. Just like last time.


There's always an irregularity when a country votes for a government we don't like.

04 Dec 2012 01:59 AM
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alienated     

Bonanza Jellybean: alienated: So, are they based on K street ? It pops

This right here. As long as it's not these guys, we have nothing (more than usual) to worry about.


Yeah, but I got the street letter wrong
/me hangs head in shame

04 Dec 2012 02:01 AM
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The Gordie Howe Hat Trick     
I got all my sisters with me

04 Dec 2012 02:01 AM
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jaytkay     

Oznog: This never would have come to this if Princess Leia had been able to get the secret datatapes to the Rebellion.


PMILF

04 Dec 2012 02:01 AM
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Hagenhatesyouall     
Ukraine chicks are some of THE hottest on the planet.

04 Dec 2012 02:03 AM
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Medic Zero     

Oznog: [02varvara.files.wordpress.com image 850x1252]

This never would have come to this if Princess Leia had been able to get the secret datatapes to the Rebellion.


She can lead my country if you know what I mean! And I think you do!

04 Dec 2012 02:11 AM
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alienated     

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: I got all my sisters with me


You went there, best old school hockey player evar, didnt you ?
Fine I named my oldest cat Gordie as he has a curved tail and this is Sister Sledge

04 Dec 2012 02:11 AM
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r1chard3     
www.biography.com

04 Dec 2012 02:12 AM
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Mega Steve     
Nice country you got here. Shame if something happened to it

04 Dec 2012 02:14 AM
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DarkSoulNoHope     
Just as long as the name of the new leadership doesn't start with "Focus On" then it won't be that bad.

04 Dec 2012 02:17 AM
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zerkalo     
Throw your opposition in jail? Yeah, that might be a problem

04 Dec 2012 02:21 AM
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Jedekai     
fusillade762

Wow. I thought I was going to get the "Obscure Fark Reference" joke in this thread, but wow... just.... wow.

/Tip my hat to you, Sir.
//Shock-OLA!

04 Dec 2012 02:22 AM
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swahnhennessy     
The Orange Revolution failed.

Silver lining: Femen has more reasons to protest.

04 Dec 2012 02:24 AM
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Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste     
Is their hot ex prime minister or president or whatever still in prison?

04 Dec 2012 02:25 AM
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ExcaliburPrime111     
I hate that the routine resignation of a Prime Minister in a parliamentary democracy is often dramatically called a "fall of the government." It is not an end to democracy, just a simple change from one leader to another or from one party to another.

In this instance, the Ukrainian PM decided that his influence was being undermined by the new top officials that the President has around him (the so-called "Family") and decided he wanted to be an ordinary member of parliament again. So he resigned his post. His remaining ministers are also obliged to resign, but everyone will remain in their jobs for a little while, until the new PM and ministers are sorted out. No biggie.

04 Dec 2012 02:28 AM
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HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

Yoyo: I'm sure the USA and UN will claim irregularity in the elections when the Ukrainians vote for the pro-Russian faction again. Just like last time.


If by "the Ukrainians voted" you mean "the FSB interfered with election of a sovereign nation" then yeah, you're totally right. Keep farking that chicken.

Ukraine is what Russia wanted Georgia to become.

04 Dec 2012 02:31 AM
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jaytkay     

ExcaliburPrime111: I hate that the routine resignation of a Prime Minister in a parliamentary democracy is often dramatically called a "fall of the government."...everyone will remain in their jobs for a little while, until the new PM and ministers are sorted out. No biggie.


Everyone understands that, I don't think anyone is hysterical about a "fall".

04 Dec 2012 02:33 AM
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Kevin72     
The map with just the word "Ukraine" and a line for a river or two was incredibly helpful.

04 Dec 2012 02:34 AM
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zerkalo     

Yoyo: I'm sure the USA and UN will claim irregularity in the elections when the Ukrainians vote for the pro-Russian faction again. Just like last time.


Again? The pro-Kremlin party won the last election. And then the opposition started going in jail. For doing their jobs. But yeah, that's normal for the blok

04 Dec 2012 02:35 AM
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bluorangefyre    [TotalFark]  
Didn't Russia try to kill their president and only succeeded in making him look ugly?

04 Dec 2012 02:39 AM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

Bonanza Jellybean: alienated: So, are they based on K street ? It pops

This right here. As long as it's not these guys, we have nothing (more than usual) to worry about.


Those farks have already screwed with another country starting with "U" plenty.

Was going to make that reference myself but decided to go with The Murder Family instead.

04 Dec 2012 02:40 AM
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Fano    [TotalFark]  

fusillade762: Bonanza Jellybean: alienated: So, are they based on K street ? It pops

This right here. As long as it's not these guys, we have nothing (more than usual) to worry about.

Those farks have already screwed with another country starting with "U" plenty.

Was going to make that reference myself but decided to go with The Murder Family instead.


The Family that slays together, stays together.

04 Dec 2012 02:50 AM
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lelio     
All retiring members of the government get a free stay in Prypiat

04 Dec 2012 02:50 AM
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Kevin72     
zippythepinhead.com

04 Dec 2012 02:58 AM
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