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   "If I had more blood I would throw it on you"

04 Dec 2012 08:28 AM   |   5926 clicks   |   NW Florida Daily News
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candiru.fish     
Now 404 errors get green lights, but I can't get one?

04 Dec 2012 08:33 AM
saboisgod     
Farked?

04 Dec 2012 08:34 AM
AfroX     
Crap link.

04 Dec 2012 08:34 AM
BronyMedic     

saboisgod: Farked?


AfroX: Crap link.


candiru.fish: Now 404 errors get green lights, but I can't get one?


Worked for me.

04 Dec 2012 08:36 AM
Gunny Walker     
If his chest had been a cannon, he would have shot his heart upon it.

04 Dec 2012 08:37 AM
Englebert Slaptyback     
You're doing it wrong. The link is fine.


'If I had more blood I would throw it on you'
By staff reports
Published: Tuesday, November 27, 2012 at 15:37 PM.

OKALOOSA ISLAND - A man who became enraged with his girlfriend because she didn't have a job had to be restrained by others and flicked blood at deputies, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office arrest report.

On Nov. 19 deputies were called to an apartment on Billfish Avenue to deal with a disturbance. There, they found two men holding down a third man who was screaming he would kill them. He started swinging at one of the men and deputies intervened. The man had to be handcuffed with his hands in front of him because deputies couldn't get him on his back. Even then he swung at them and kicked them.

The man's girlfriend told lawmen they'd been out and had just gotten home when he began to yell at her about not having a job. He became violent and started throwing things, and grabbed her by the pants and tried to pull her outside. At one point during the rampage he hit her in the head with a chair, she said; deputies noticed a large lump on her head.

He was taken to Fort Walton Beach Medical Center where he continued to be violent with deputies and hospital staff members (the report didn't say why he was taken to the hospital). As he was waiting to be discharged, he ripped out the IV in his hand and it began to bleed, the report said. He flicked his wrist at a deputy, splattering him with blood, and said, "If I had more blood I would throw it on you."

He was charged with battery and battery on an officer or firefighter. His court date is Jan. 15.
 

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04 Dec 2012 08:37 AM
ltdanman44     
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come at me, bro

04 Dec 2012 08:38 AM
BronyMedic     

Gunny Walker: If his chest had been a cannon, he would have shot his heart upon it.


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FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE. FOR HATES' SAKE, I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT YOU!

04 Dec 2012 08:39 AM
Dinobot     
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A plague on both your houses!

04 Dec 2012 08:47 AM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  
Somebody's off their meds...

And I'm sure when they said "hospital," they meant the psych ward.

04 Dec 2012 08:48 AM
THX 1138     
The man had to be handcuffed with his hands in front of him because deputies couldn't get him on his back.

???

04 Dec 2012 08:52 AM
probesport     
From a lacerated sky.

Bleeding it's horror.

04 Dec 2012 08:54 AM
Whale Biologist     
Assumed PETA.

04 Dec 2012 08:57 AM
BronyMedic     

xanadian: Somebody's off their meds...

And I'm sure when they said "hospital," they meant the psych ward.


They usually go to the ER for medical clearance before they go to the Psych Ward. Too many cases of acute delirium were dying because they were written off as crazy or high, when they actually had profound metabolic or electrolyte problems, or they had a head bleed.

04 Dec 2012 09:02 AM
Carn     

probesport: From a lacerated sky.

Bleeding it's horror.


Awaiting the hour of reprisal

Your time slips away

04 Dec 2012 09:06 AM
Englebert Slaptyback     

probesport


From a lacerated sky.

Bleeding it's horror.


\m/

04 Dec 2012 09:07 AM
CarpeScrotum     
If you have any poo, fling it now

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04 Dec 2012 09:15 AM
Jiro Dreams Of McRibs     
Hot grease is better.

04 Dec 2012 09:16 AM
Gunny Walker     

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Hot grease is better.


Try something viscous like refied beans or grits. That sticks and burns you more.

04 Dec 2012 09:21 AM
darth_badger     
In Garland, Texas it's best for you to wait and let the cops get your blood out of you on their own.

They know how to do it better than you do.


/thanks Russ

04 Dec 2012 10:11 AM
Cybernetic    [TotalFark]  

04 Dec 2012 10:49 AM
The_Original_Roxtar     

Englebert Slaptyback: The man's girlfriend told lawmen they'd been out and had just gotten home when he began to yell at her about not having a job. He became violent and started throwing things, and grabbed her by the pants and tried to pull her outside. At one point during the rampage he hit her in the head with a chair, she said; deputies noticed a large lump on her head.


"why you never take me no place FANCY?"
"because i got bills to pay that YOU aren't exactly helping me with"
"whatever, i'm tired of being with your broke ass"
"biatch, get the fark out of my house"

04 Dec 2012 11:58 AM
Palfas     
Came for Deadman Wonderland reference, leaving disappointed



/weird and slightly disturbing series

04 Dec 2012 12:54 PM
Palfas     

Palfas: Came for Deadman Wonderland reference, leaving disappointed



/weird and slightly disturbing series


Try that again with a smaller pic

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04 Dec 2012 12:55 PM
boinkingbill     
One fish, two fish, Billlfish, blood fish.

04 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
Pawprint     
The man had to be handcuffed with his hands in front of him because deputies couldn't get him on his back.

...so if they had gotten him on his back, then they'd have been able to handcuff his hands behind him? Wut? I'm as perplexed as THX 1138.

04 Dec 2012 02:23 PM
Mega Steve     
"If I had more blood I would throw it on you."

He was still talking, so I'm pretty sure he had plenty left.

As he was waiting to be discharged, he ripped out the IV in his hand and it began to bleed, the report said. He flicked his wrist at a deputy, splattering him with blood

Oh, whatever! If you're going to do something like that, don't half-ass it. Dig the IV in there, get a gusher going, and hit the deputy between the eyes.

04 Dec 2012 05:02 PM
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