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   While you've been fascinated about what's going to happen to Lindsay Lohan, the Mars rover is quietly recording all kinds of photos and videos of Martian animals and UFOs

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Cythraul     
That looks like a rock.

04 Dec 2012 08:16 AM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
static5.businessinsider.com

04 Dec 2012 08:31 AM
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sno man    [TotalFark]  
By Natalie Wolchover, Life's Little Mysteries
Mon, Aug 27 2012 at 11:28 AM EST

This was old news when it was written...

FARK thread from Aug 8

04 Dec 2012 08:46 AM
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cretinbob     

sno man: By Natalie Wolchover, Life's Little Mysteries
Mon, Aug 27 2012 at 11:28 AM EST

This was old news when it was written...

FARK thread from Aug 8


04 Dec 2012 09:29 AM
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Agent Smiths Laugh     

Cythraul: That looks like a rock.


A pet rock to be precise.

04 Dec 2012 10:38 AM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  
Lohan and Curiosity are equally unimportant.

04 Dec 2012 10:39 AM
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dabbletech     

BarkingUnicorn: Lohan and Curiosity are equally unimportant.


Except that I took the under on Lindsay.

04 Dec 2012 10:39 AM
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Old_Chief_Scott    [TotalFark]  

sno man: By Natalie Wolchover, Life's Little Mysteries
Mon, Aug 27 2012 at 11:28 AM EST

This was old news when it was written...

FARK thread from Aug 8


The Fark bylaws allow for repeat stories as long as they do not occur:

a) in the same tab

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c) if the Duty Administrator feels like it

Might I recommend a that thorough reading of the bylaws be placed on your busy schedule?

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04 Dec 2012 10:40 AM
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smunns     
When was August 2012 again?

04 Dec 2012 10:40 AM
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pmmal     
Call back when you get a Martian upskirt and we'll talk.

04 Dec 2012 10:40 AM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     
img.photobucket.com
No don't dig it up you morons!

04 Dec 2012 10:41 AM
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LowbrowDeluxe     

BarkingUnicorn: Lohan and Curiosity are equally unimportant.


Too many people put you on ignore as QA?

04 Dec 2012 10:42 AM
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yves0010     
www.mnn.com

Hey Look! Its a rock! but it looks like its smiling so its got to be an alien!

04 Dec 2012 10:44 AM
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meat0918    [TotalFark]  
It's cool enough we've got a farking robot on another planet, but these yahoos just have to act like their special and they have special, unique knowledge regarding Mars

04 Dec 2012 10:45 AM
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tuxq     
Kids in future science classes will look back on the time that the Mars rover was sending back data and will think that it must have been an awesome time to live in.

Heh.

04 Dec 2012 10:45 AM
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publikenemy     
I'm sure most of those sightings are just streetlights..Martian streetlights..

/somebody had to say it

04 Dec 2012 10:46 AM
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JackieRabbit     
I'm waiting for Curiosity to come upon tire tracks and a used rubber.

04 Dec 2012 10:46 AM
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machoprogrammer     

tuxq: Kids in future science classes will look back on the time that the Mars rover was sending back data and will think that it must have been an awesome time to live in.

Heh.


Nah, they will be able to go there with their flying cars anytime they want.

04 Dec 2012 10:46 AM
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baronvonzipper     
We keep landing space junk on the God of War and there's gonna be trouble.

/just sayin'

04 Dec 2012 10:46 AM
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crazytrain     
Everyone just has to be such a snob. Liz and Dick was a good, entertaining movie for what it was. And for the record, if Lohan wants to drink 2 liters of vodka and f*ck all day over at my crummy place, then come on over girl and I'll sling the ham until that thing looks like 2 pounds of shredded pork in a 1 pound bag.

04 Dec 2012 10:49 AM
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Mr.Hawk     
Thanks. I feel much more stupid now subby.


/Thought that was impossible...

04 Dec 2012 10:49 AM
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bim1154     
Why Lindsay Lohan? Kim Kardshian never gets any attention!

04 Dec 2012 10:51 AM
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doubled99     
Yeah, that's really fascinating.

04 Dec 2012 10:51 AM
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probesport     

Cythraul: That looks like a rock.


as strong as it could be.

04 Dec 2012 10:52 AM
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SuddenlySamhain     
first of all ,what does any of this Mars nonsense have to do with Linsey?
Shes a talented artist who suffers for her craft.Jealous much?

All these 'anomolies' have more to do with combating waning interest in a real space program than anything else.If NASA still had a vigorous manned exploration program they wouldnt need to drum up these bogeys to keep americas attention.

04 Dec 2012 10:55 AM
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Weidbrewer     
publikenemy:
/somebody had to say it

No, they really didn't.

04 Dec 2012 10:55 AM
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heavymetal     

meat0918: It's cool enough we've got a farking robot on another planet, but these yahoos just have to act like their special and they have special, unique knowledge regarding Mars


Better with Mars where they can't do any real damage than with politics and electing them to office.

04 Dec 2012 10:55 AM
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Sultan Of Herf     

crazytrain: And for the record, if Lohan wants to drink 2 liters of vodka and f*ck all day over at my crummy place, then come on over girl and I'll sling the ham until that thing looks like 2 pounds of shredded pork in a 1 pound bag.


Ill go along with this.

04 Dec 2012 10:58 AM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  

LowbrowDeluxe: BarkingUnicorn: Lohan and Curiosity are equally unimportant.

Too many people put you on ignore as QA?


"QA?"

04 Dec 2012 11:07 AM
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xaratherus     

SuddenlySamhain: first of all ,what does any of this Mars nonsense have to do with Linsey?
Shes a talented artist who suffers for her craft.Jealous much?

She is? I thought she was being primed as a harvest sacrifice.

All these 'anomolies' have more to do with combating waning interest in a real space program than anything else.If NASA still had a vigorous manned exploration program they wouldnt need to drum up these bogeys to keep americas attention.

I'm hoping that the privatization of extra-atmospheric travel will lead to some major breakthroughs in technology. Wishful thinking perhaps, but let's face it - it tends to be the people who are looking to make a buck who make the best technological discoveries.

On the whole though I agree with you. We shouldn't have a rover on Mars - we should BE on Mars already.


04 Dec 2012 11:08 AM
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No Time To Explain     

yves0010: Hey Look! Its a rock! but it looks like its smiling so its got to be an alien!


That's what the guys on Apollo 13 said

/that is until the Moon crabs showed themselves

04 Dec 2012 11:09 AM
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yves0010     

No Time To Explain: yves0010: Hey Look! Its a rock! but it looks like its smiling so its got to be an alien!

That's what the guys on Apollo 13 said

/that is until the Moon crabs showed themselves


Crap... Crab People are real?

04 Dec 2012 11:12 AM
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inner ted     

crazytrain: Everyone just has to be such a snob. Liz and Dick was a good, entertaining movie for what it was. And for the record, if Lohan wants to drink 2 liters of vodka and f*ck all day over at my crummy place, then come on over girl and I'll sling the ham until that thing looks like 2 pounds of shredded pork in a 1 pound bag.


i barfed in my mouth a little

then i lol'd

would do both again

04 Dec 2012 11:15 AM
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threadjackistan     

BarkingUnicorn: LowbrowDeluxe: BarkingUnicorn: Lohan and Curiosity are equally unimportant.

Too many people put you on ignore as QA?

"QA?"


And now he feigns ignorence. But seriously, QA is still around, I think.

04 Dec 2012 11:17 AM
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CygnusDarius     
I'd really like to believe there's aliens out there, but, c'mon!.

04 Dec 2012 11:18 AM
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JackieRabbit     

xaratherus: I'm hoping that the privatization of extra-atmospheric travel will lead to some major breakthroughs in technology. Wishful thinking perhaps, but let's face it - it tends to be the people who are looking to make a buck who make the best technological discoveries.


This is not true at all. Private enterprise rarely conducts original technology research. Governments do this and put the results of those researches into the public domain, so that private enterprise can apply it to new products and services. Almost all of the electronic advances we know today came from NASA and other technology-based government research programs or by grants to academic institutions conducting research on behalf of them. Why the internet itself was developed by ARPA.

04 Dec 2012 11:19 AM
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bim1154     

crazytrain: Everyone just has to be such a snob. Liz and Dick was a good, entertaining movie for what it was. And for the record, if Lohan wants to drink 2 liters of vodka and f*ck all day over at my crummy place, then come on over girl and I'll sling the ham until that thing looks like 2 pounds of shredded pork in a 1 pound bag.


Not saying I wouldn't bang her, but only after she's been thoroughly scrubbed with disinfectant and I have some quality rubbers. Having said that, from all the images I see of her, she appears to have the muscle ton of a bowl of jello, so I don't expect much there.

04 Dec 2012 11:19 AM
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DROxINxTHExWIND    [TotalFark]  

threadjackistan: BarkingUnicorn: LowbrowDeluxe: BarkingUnicorn: Lohan and Curiosity are equally unimportant.

Too many people put you on ignore as QA?

"QA?"

And now he feigns ignorence. But seriously, QA is still around, I think.


I'd also like to know what QA means. We're not all fluent in Nerd. Don't judge us.

04 Dec 2012 11:25 AM
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meat0918    [TotalFark]  

heavymetal: meat0918: It's cool enough we've got a farking robot on another planet, but these yahoos just have to act like their special and they have special, unique knowledge regarding Mars

Better with Mars where they can't do any real damage than with politics and electing them to office.


Sad, but true.

04 Dec 2012 11:31 AM
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probesport     

meat0918: heavymetal: meat0918: It's cool enough we've got a farking robot on another planet, but these yahoos just have to act like their special and they have special, unique knowledge regarding Mars

Better with Mars where they can't do any real damage than with politics and electing them to office.

Sad, but true.


I'm your hate when you want love.

04 Dec 2012 11:33 AM
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jaybeezey     
In other news, dipshiats think everything that isn't dirt is an alien/spaceship.

04 Dec 2012 11:41 AM
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SlothB77    [TotalFark]  
youtube commenters > nasa photo commenters

????

04 Dec 2012 11:56 AM
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Uncle Bester     

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [img.photobucket.com image 576x320]
No don't dig it up you morons!


And definitely don't try to put someone inside it it...

04 Dec 2012 12:02 PM
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rotsky    [TotalFark]  

yves0010: Hey Look! Its a rock! but it looks like its smiling so its got to be an alien!


East of the Rockies, hello.... Turn your radio down please.

04 Dec 2012 12:02 PM
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NateAsbestos     
FTFA: Speculation about Martians in Curiosity's midst got off to a running start when the very first sequence of photos taken by the rover raised questions. A hazy, distant object mysteriously appeared and then disappeared in consecutive images of the Martian horizon, perplexing even NASA scientists at first.

But the much-discussed "anomaly" turned out not to be a sign of alien activity, but rather the plume of dust kicked up by the sky crane that delivered the rover close to the Martian surface, then veered off and struck the ground some 2,000 feet (600 meters) away.


So it was a sign of alien activity.

/Aliens to Mars anyway

04 Dec 2012 12:04 PM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  

threadjackistan: BarkingUnicorn: LowbrowDeluxe: BarkingUnicorn: Lohan and Curiosity are equally unimportant.

Too many people put you on ignore as QA?

"QA?"

And now he feigns ignorence. But seriously, QA is still around, I think.


Oh, an alt! Now I get it. More coffee needed.

You realize that your assumption is no different from Romney declaring that nobody goes without health care in this country. Right?

04 Dec 2012 12:05 PM
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telejester     
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2012-12-04 11:19:27 AM


xaratherus: I'm hoping that the privatization of extra-atmospheric travel will lead to some major breakthroughs in technology. Wishful thinking perhaps, but let's face it - it tends to be the people who are looking to make a buck who make the best technological discoveries.

This is not true at all. Private enterprise rarely conducts original technology research. Governments do this and put the results of those researches into the public domain, so that private enterprise can apply it to new products and services. Almost all of the electronic advances we know today came from NASA and other technology-based government research programs or by grants to academic institutions conducting research on behalf of them. Why the internet itself was developed by ARPA Al Gore.


FTFY

04 Dec 2012 12:06 PM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  

DROxINxTHExWIND: threadjackistan: BarkingUnicorn: LowbrowDeluxe: BarkingUnicorn: Lohan and Curiosity are equally unimportant.

Too many people put you on ignore as QA?

"QA?"

And now he feigns ignorence. But seriously, QA is still around, I think.

I'd also like to know what QA means. We're not all fluent in Nerd. Don't judge us.


He thinks I'm a Farker with the initials "QA" who's just trolling. I'm not a real person, so my opinion doesn't matter.

You know, like the opinions of all those fake poor people out there.

04 Dec 2012 12:09 PM
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Diagonal     

JackieRabbit: xaratherus: I'm hoping that the privatization of extra-atmospheric travel will lead to some major breakthroughs in technology. Wishful thinking perhaps, but let's face it - it tends to be the people who are looking to make a buck who make the best technological discoveries.

This is not true at all. Private enterprise rarely conducts original technology research. Governments do this and put the results of those researches into the public domain, so that private enterprise can apply it to new products and services. Almost all of the electronic advances we know today came from NASA and other technology-based government research programs or by grants to academic institutions conducting research on behalf of them. Why the internet itself was developed by ARPA.


Come on over here and have a seat. Just sit right here. I'll get you a cup of coffee and a slab of pie. While you're waiting, please meet two old chums -- Thomas A. Edison and Otto Diesel. They will be joined in a minute by a couple o' bros named Wright. We also invited Glenn Curtis, but he probably won't show up. Something between him and the Wrights. Eli Whitney should be here real soon. I think that Sikorsky guy is giving him a lift.

/"lift"
//Sikorsky
/// oh never mind.

04 Dec 2012 12:12 PM
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DROxINxTHExWIND    [TotalFark]  

BarkingUnicorn: DROxINxTHExWIND: threadjackistan: BarkingUnicorn: LowbrowDeluxe: BarkingUnicorn: Lohan and Curiosity are equally unimportant.

Too many people put you on ignore as QA?

"QA?"

And now he feigns ignorence. But seriously, QA is still around, I think.

I'd also like to know what QA means. We're not all fluent in Nerd. Don't judge us.

He thinks I'm a Farker with the initials "QA" who's just trolling. I'm not a real person, so my opinion doesn't matter.

You know, like the opinions of all those fake poor people out there.



Meh, I'm not a fan of alts who troll, but I don't like when people throw that label around without evidence.

/Idk if he has the evidence to call you out, so I'm just sayin'.

04 Dec 2012 12:13 PM
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