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PreMortem: Mheh, the government already is through your cellphone.
SurfaceTension: //who do you trust more? those with a motive to get your vote or those who are motivated to get your money?
BigDamn: Patent application != patent.
THX 1138: 1. Put laptop near set-top box.2. Stream endless porn with volume up.3. Profit.
CujoQuarrel: Is there anyone who would allow this monstrosity into their homes?
Prank Call of Cthulhu: What's a set-top box?/TiVo and cablecards FTW
DeathCipris: CujoQuarrel: Is there anyone who would allow this monstrosity into their homes?People that A) know no better. B) don't care (the kind of people that have a public facebook/twitter profile). C) think it's neat (see brain-damaged). D) were upsold by Verizon for some bullshiat new "feature" that they have to "upgrade" for.
Gordon Bennett: The next step will be to make it illegal to have an off switch on your TV.[math.ucsd.edu image 512x384]
Jim.Casy: I'm a lazy stoner
mr_a: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 600x614]
Chabash: What happens when they are forced to become mandatory reporters?
JackieRabbit: Do people still use DVRs? Seems rather last decade to me, since any content can be be streamed Netflix, Amazon, iTunes and a several other places.So they patented it. So what? This doesn't mean that they intend to deploy it, but only to get a license fee from someone else.
BoxOfBees: I'm envisioning a mod that puts the mic and camera on a toggle so that the user can turn it on, stage a conversation, and then turn it off again.
bearded clamorer: Won't be long before I'm flooded with Beano, and Gas-X ads./Turn it up, biatches
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: BigDamn: Patent application != patent.Well you weren't supposed to read the article before commenting.
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