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   That awkward moment when your friend asks you to get him another beer, and you grab a frozen kitten

04 Dec 2012 01:09 PM   |   8745 clicks   |   WPTV
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SlothB77    [TotalFark]  
kittens in plastic sandwich bags in the freezer. just awful. amazing three survived. i wonder how long they were in there.

04 Dec 2012 10:57 AM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
Rather draconian means of killing fleas. Advantage isn't that expensive.

04 Dec 2012 11:14 AM
brigid_fitch    [TotalFark]  
Christ, why do some people have pets?? This makes me all stabby.

Just rescued a 1-yo Great Dane puppy last week. Guy bought a purebred Great Dane from a breeder, papers and all, and...just threw it in the back yard and virtually ignored it. Left her some food and water every once in a while before he left for work but that was all the interaction he ever had with her. Poor thing spent her entire life completely alone and near starvation. And for what? Why do that to an animal? Why take 6-week-old kittens and let them suffocate and/or freeze to death? God, some people are assholes.

04 Dec 2012 11:22 AM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
So I assume that the beer was in the freezer to quickly cool it. So did he just forget he had dying cats in there or did he just assume a human with an actual heart wouldn't care?

I hate these severely abbreviated local news pieces.

04 Dec 2012 11:44 AM
Apos     
WTF?!

04 Dec 2012 12:04 PM
Snarfangel     
You can really only enjoy one kitten at a time. He was wisely saving the rest for later.

04 Dec 2012 12:28 PM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
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04 Dec 2012 01:09 PM
Canton     
That's just sick. Poor babies...

04 Dec 2012 01:12 PM
DubtodaIll     
Keep your hands off my kitten-pops!

04 Dec 2012 01:14 PM
SirTanon     
Put HIM in a freezer for a day

04 Dec 2012 01:14 PM
Snapper Carr     
Makes sense. They're easier to juggle when frozen.

04 Dec 2012 01:14 PM
Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  
That's a HARD 38....

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04 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
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04 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
phelix     
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUGDjUv oFsY

04 Dec 2012 01:16 PM
lordjupiter     
This guy needs to DIAF*


Die In A Freezer

04 Dec 2012 01:16 PM
b3x     
so he portioned out his family pack, whats the big deal? Not gonna eat all 4 kittens in one sitting ...

04 Dec 2012 01:16 PM
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad     
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04 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
Malacon     
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He has angered the Fark.

04 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
BarkingUnicorn     
Bet he owns a python.

04 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
assjuice     
That is not a sentence, redditard.

04 Dec 2012 01:18 PM
Brubold     
It would be a shame if some Tampa resident, armed with this guy's name and picture, was to go and make sure he's ever able to do this to another creature again. Just saying...it would be a shame.

04 Dec 2012 01:18 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
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/Why yes, I kill kittens on a regular basis, just not that way.

04 Dec 2012 01:18 PM
spicorama     
They should start digging around his property, dude looks and acts like a *.*path

/any unsolved missing persons cases around

04 Dec 2012 01:19 PM
fappomatic     
I'm energizing the cryo bath. Bring him to me.

04 Dec 2012 01:19 PM
numbone     
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04 Dec 2012 01:19 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
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04 Dec 2012 01:20 PM
Zeb Hesselgresser     
I have a rescue kat in my office right now. Found her abandoned, de-clawed, mauled and starving on a job-site. Some food, a vet visit and an hour at the cat spa later she's a fine office mate. Snowshoe Himalayan.

If he had any kind of explanation I'd like to hear it, otherwise, end him.

04 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
SkylineRecords     
Man those are some crazy eyes.

04 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
MayoSlather     

Smoky Dragon Dish: That's a HARD 38....

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That's exactly what I thought. Even a hard 48 for that matter.

04 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
jvl     

SlothB77: kittens in plastic sandwich bags in the freezer. just awful. amazing three survived. i wonder how long they were in there.


Not long enough.

04 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
The My Little Pony Killer     
Why was he keeping beer in his freezer with kittens? He wanted somebody to find them, that's why.

04 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
freewill    [TotalFark]  

Zeb Hesselgresser: If he had any kind of explanation I'd like to hear it, otherwise, end him.


On meth, it is.

Wait, what?

04 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
DarkSoulNoHope     
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04 Dec 2012 01:25 PM
tricycleracer     
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04 Dec 2012 01:26 PM
justanotherfarkinfarker     
PETA does the same thing.

04 Dec 2012 01:27 PM
thecpt     

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I don't know what I expected.

04 Dec 2012 01:27 PM
rooftop235    [TotalFark]  
Every time you masturbate a guy in Tampa kills a kitten

04 Dec 2012 01:27 PM
DarkSoulNoHope     
Let me try this again.

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04 Dec 2012 01:27 PM
walkerhound     
He obviously hasn't heard of the rolling method: Find yourself a bunch of shaved ice and a kitten. Roll the kitten in the shaved ice for 10-15min or so, and you've got yourself a nice, chilled kitten. Way faster than trying to get it cold in the freezer.

04 Dec 2012 01:28 PM
Kurmudgeon     

Zeb Hesselgresser: If he had any kind of explanation I'd like to hear it, otherwise, end him.


There is no explanation. Have at it.

04 Dec 2012 01:28 PM
Salty8482     
What the fark is wrong with people? I want an explanation, but it won't contain logic. It's probably just some farking redneck euthanasia trick he learned while at a klan rally. The lack of oxygen will make them all see pretty colors while they're dying.

04 Dec 2012 01:29 PM
PirateKing     

Snapper Carr: Makes sense. They're easier to juggle when frozen.


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I've heard of this...

04 Dec 2012 01:30 PM
freewill    [TotalFark]  

walkerhound: He obviously hasn't heard of the rolling method: Find yourself a bunch of shaved ice and a kitten. Roll the kitten in the shaved ice for 10-15min or so, and you've got yourself a nice, chilled kitten. Way faster than trying to get it cold in the freezer.


Yeah, but if you're going to put them in your morning smoothie after you get back from the gym, it's more convenient to just throw one in the freezer the night before.

/ Protein AND fiber.

04 Dec 2012 01:31 PM
reillan     

walkerhound: He obviously hasn't heard of the rolling method: Find yourself a bunch of shaved ice and a kitten. Roll the kitten in the shaved ice for 10-15min or so, and you've got yourself a nice, chilled kitten. Way faster than trying to get it cold in the freezer.


dry ice is a better choice. it'll cool fast, and keep from soaking the cat.

04 Dec 2012 01:33 PM
Canton     
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04 Dec 2012 01:34 PM
fireclown     
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I was of the impression that I was renting a PRIVATE room.

04 Dec 2012 01:35 PM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
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One of the kittens that survived.

I damn near in tears just thinking of what this bastard did to those babies. :-(

04 Dec 2012 01:38 PM
bionicjoe    [TotalFark]  
WTF was this doing at the bottom of the article, in line with the text!?
Cedric the Entertainer did not freeze kittens! Disgraceful.
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04 Dec 2012 01:42 PM
The Southern Logic Company     

Bathia_Mapes: [media2.wptv.com image 320x240]

One of the kittens that survived.

I damn near in tears just thinking of what this bastard did to those babies. :-(


Damn, that looks like my kitten I rescued from a pit bull attacking him.

I has a sad now

04 Dec 2012 01:43 PM
Zeb Hesselgresser     
good for the broad, ratting the prick out in a timely manner

04 Dec 2012 01:46 PM
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