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04 Dec 2012 10:47 AM   |   4417 clicks   |   Columbus Dispatch
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BAMFinator     
I think we can all agree that pics will be needed to determine the level of outrage.

04 Dec 2012 10:49 AM
Englebert Slaptyback     

The Road House has taken the place of the Candy Store strip club at 333 Georgesville Rd. One longtime community activist says the club is tarnishing what was supposed to be a new era of growth after the opening of the casino.


Management is currently in talks to acquire the best cooler in the business.

04 Dec 2012 10:49 AM
Farking Canuck     
I find it funny that you guys have strip clubs that are not 'all-nude'.

What's the point?

04 Dec 2012 10:50 AM
FarkinHostile     
Strip clubs serve a real purpose and are needed, casinos are nothing more than corruption and greed made "flesh".

04 Dec 2012 10:50 AM
flaminio     
Pleased:

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04 Dec 2012 10:53 AM
ChipNASA     

Farking Canuck: I find it funny that you guys have strip clubs that are not 'all-nude'.

What's the point?


I find it funny that you guys have "bacon" that is not in any way shape or form, *bacon*.
What's the point.
/it's farking HAM, biatches.

04 Dec 2012 10:54 AM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
I think we can all agree that "all nude" strip clubs are the worst strip clubs of all. Where's the challenge? Where's the suspense? Where's the stripping?

On the other hand, "fully clothed" strip clubs don't make much sense unless you really hate strip clubs, i.e., you are the Taliban.

04 Dec 2012 10:55 AM
The Wizard of Frobozz     
I live in central Ohio. Just went to check out the new casino this past Saturday. Meh. I could see going there to check it out and maybe going back once a year for the lulz but that's about it. I mean, if you're into casinos I guess it's nice enough. But it's not my thing.

As for that strip club...I've not been to the new place but when it was The Candy Store you could catch a venereal disease just by driving past with your windows open.

/Obligatory: I'm really getting a kick out of these responses...

04 Dec 2012 10:58 AM
Mr.Hawk     
The all-nude club, which opened about a month ago, is open from 5 p.m. to midnight. Alcohol is prohibited. Security cameras and lights abound.


Yee Haw...?

04 Dec 2012 10:59 AM
Guns n' Farkin Roses     

ChipNASA: Farking Canuck: I find it funny that you guys have strip clubs that are not 'all-nude'.

What's the point?

I find it funny that you guys have "bacon" that is not in any way shape or form, *bacon*.
What's the point.
/it's farking HAM, biatches.


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And I'll tell you another thing; their beer sucks!

04 Dec 2012 10:59 AM
Egoy3k     

ChipNASA: Farking Canuck: I find it funny that you guys have strip clubs that are not 'all-nude'.

What's the point?

I find it funny that you guys have "bacon" that is not in any way shape or form, *bacon*.
What's the point.
/it's farking HAM, biatches.


I find it funny that only Americans have ever called back bacon 'canadian bacon'.

04 Dec 2012 10:59 AM
Mr.Hawk     

Guns n' Farkin Roses: ChipNASA: Farking Canuck: I find it funny that you guys have strip clubs that are not 'all-nude'.

What's the point?

I find it funny that you guys have "bacon" that is not in any way shape or form, *bacon*.
What's the point.
/it's farking HAM, biatches.

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And I'll tell you another thing; their beer sucks!


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Used to be my favorite actually.

04 Dec 2012 11:02 AM
BarkingUnicorn     

Mr.Hawk: The all-nude club, which opened about a month ago, is open from 5 p.m. to midnight. Alcohol is prohibited. Security cameras and lights abound.


Yee Haw...?


No, "Hoo Haw."

04 Dec 2012 11:04 AM
BarkingUnicorn     
Tipping a stripper is just another form of gambling.

04 Dec 2012 11:05 AM
Farking Canuck     

Mr.Hawk: Yee Haw...?


I stand corrected ... a lack of alcohol is even crazier than the lack of nudity.

No wonder we get massive traffic from NY and MI to the border towns. No g-string law, booze served (at outrageous prices) and drinking age 19.

/Canada ... corrupting American youths since 1867

04 Dec 2012 11:06 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
The Candy Store attracted gang members, "some of our more violent citizens," said the officer, who didn't want his identity known for security reasons. "It was a powder keg." The Candy Store closed about eight months ago. Authorities, including township police and the sheriff's office, reported an above-average number of incidents there, including fights, disturbances and alcohol abuse.

They should count their blessings. It could have been a Chuck-E-Cheese moving in.

04 Dec 2012 11:14 AM
reillan     

Farking Canuck: I find it funny that you guys have strip clubs that are not 'all-nude'.

What's the point?


I find it funny that anyone has strip clubs. What's the point?

/I'm a nudist, so I really, really don't get it...

04 Dec 2012 11:16 AM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

reillan: Farking Canuck: I find it funny that you guys have strip clubs that are not 'all-nude'.

What's the point?

I find it funny that anyone has strip clubs. What's the point?

/I'm a nudist, so I really, really don't get it...


Nudist reillan? So the whole world knows you've cut your balls off?

04 Dec 2012 11:20 AM
Gunny Walker     

BAMFinator: I think we can all agree that pics will be needed to determine the level of outrage.


You can't get them from their website. It sucks. 
The community should be ashamed of that website.

04 Dec 2012 11:23 AM
thewulf     

Farking Canuck: I find it funny that you guys have strip clubs that are not 'all-nude'.

What's the point?


This.

Mr.Hawk: The all-nude club, which opened about a month ago, is open from 5 p.m. to midnight. Alcohol is prohibited. Security cameras and lights abound.


Yee Haw...?


Again... What's the point?


/O Canada

04 Dec 2012 11:26 AM
cig-mkr     
In an all nude club, where do the girls keep their tips?

04 Dec 2012 11:29 AM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

cig-mkr: In an all nude club, where do the girls keep their tips?

 

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04 Dec 2012 11:52 AM
BarkingUnicorn     

cig-mkr: In an all nude club, where do the girls keep their tips?


On the stage, where customers try to steal them.

04 Dec 2012 12:00 PM
DirkTheDaring     

cig-mkr: In an all nude club, where do the girls keep their tips?


Typically, in a garter on their leg.

04 Dec 2012 12:14 PM
slayer199    [TotalFark]  

Farking Canuck: I find it funny that you guys have strip clubs that are not 'all-nude'.

What's the point?


One of the things I love about Canada. You're all so laid back about strippers, hookers and pot.

04 Dec 2012 12:30 PM
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     

Fark Rye For Many Whores: cig-mkr: In an all nude club, where do the girls keep their tips? 

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*gag*

04 Dec 2012 12:34 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  
It had better not close. How else am I going to pay for my meth!

And i still have to pay off my sequin g-string and "swipe credit card here" tattoo.

Simply tragic.

04 Dec 2012 12:43 PM
SuperChuck     

Egoy3k: ChipNASA: Farking Canuck: I find it funny that you guys have strip clubs that are not 'all-nude'.

What's the point?

I find it funny that you guys have "bacon" that is not in any way shape or form, *bacon*.
What's the point.
/it's farking HAM, biatches.

I find it funny that only Americans have ever called back bacon 'canadian bacon'.


In Canada, Canadian bacon is just called 'bacon.'

04 Dec 2012 12:46 PM
Egoy3k     

SuperChuck: Egoy3k: ChipNASA: Farking Canuck: I find it funny that you guys have strip clubs that are not 'all-nude'.

What's the point?

I find it funny that you guys have "bacon" that is not in any way shape or form, *bacon*.
What's the point.
/it's farking HAM, biatches.

I find it funny that only Americans have ever called back bacon 'canadian bacon'.

In Canada, Canadian bacon is just called 'bacon.'


No it isn't. Trust me on this one.

04 Dec 2012 12:49 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

04 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
cig-mkr     

BarkingUnicorn: cig-mkr: In an all nude club, where do the girls keep their tips?

On the stage, where customers try to steal them.


DirkTheDaring: cig-mkr: In an all nude club, where do the girls keep their tips?

Typically, in a garter on their leg.


Next question, Do your wives know you know that?

04 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
karmaceutical     

Egoy3k: SuperChuck: Egoy3k: ChipNASA: Farking Canuck: I find it funny that you guys have strip clubs that are not 'all-nude'.

What's the point?

I find it funny that you guys have "bacon" that is not in any way shape or form, *bacon*.
What's the point.
/it's farking HAM, biatches.

I find it funny that only Americans have ever called back bacon 'canadian bacon'.

In Canada, Canadian bacon is just called 'bacon.'

No it isn't. Trust me on this one.


No way, it is ham... PEA MEAL HAM!!

04 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
karmaceutical     

cig-mkr: In an all nude club, where do the girls keep their tips?


Well, I sat there at the table and I acted real naive
For I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve

04 Dec 2012 01:27 PM
DirkTheDaring     

cig-mkr: BarkingUnicorn: cig-mkr: In an all nude club, where do the girls keep their tips?

On the stage, where customers try to steal them.

DirkTheDaring: cig-mkr: In an all nude club, where do the girls keep their tips?

Typically, in a garter on their leg.

Next question, Do your wives know you know that?


My whats?

04 Dec 2012 01:30 PM
ds615     

cig-mkr:
Next question, Do your wives know you know that?


Normally she's the one that puts them there.
So, yes.

/My Wife is awesome.

04 Dec 2012 01:43 PM
buckeyebrain    [TotalFark]  

Farking Canuck: I find it funny that you guys have strip clubs that are not 'all-nude'.

What's the point?


In most jurisdictions, all-nude clubs can't serve alcohol, while topless/go-go clubs can serve alcohol. So you can have nekkid wimmins, or beer, but not both at the same time.

04 Dec 2012 02:08 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

cig-mkr: BarkingUnicorn: cig-mkr: In an all nude club, where do the girls keep their tips?

On the stage, where customers try to steal them.

DirkTheDaring: cig-mkr: In an all nude club, where do the girls keep their tips?

Typically, in a garter on their leg.

Next question, Do your wives know you know that?


Wives are for insecure men.

04 Dec 2012 02:15 PM
Farking Canuck     

karmaceutical: No way, it is ham... PEA MEAL HAM!!


Never heard it called peameal ham.

Usually referred to as "back bacon" or "peameal bacon" around here.

The most common bacon we have around here is the same one that is common in the US. Usually just called 'bacon' ... occasionally 'side bacon'. I think the British call it fatty bacon which is hard to argue with since there is so much fat.

The back-bacon makes a nice breakfast sandwich. And yes it is pretty close to ham.

04 Dec 2012 02:35 PM
DirkTheDaring     

buckeyebrain: Farking Canuck: I find it funny that you guys have strip clubs that are not 'all-nude'.

What's the point?

In most jurisdictions, all-nude clubs can't serve alcohol, while topless/go-go clubs can serve alcohol. So you can have nekkid wimmins, or beer, but not both at the same time.


In Maryland, they get around that by letting customers bring their own beer. Technically, they're not serving alcohol, so it's full nude aplenty.

04 Dec 2012 02:49 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

buckeyebrain: Farking Canuck: I find it funny that you guys have strip clubs that are not 'all-nude'.

What's the point?

In most jurisdictions, all-nude clubs can't serve alcohol, while topless/go-go clubs can serve alcohol. So you can have nekkid wimmins, or beer, but not both at the same time.


A couple of clubs in Denver got around that by dividing themselves into drinking and non-drinking sections. Turned out the liquor license could be restricted to just part of a building, putting the non-drinking portion outside of the nudity rule.

Strippers appreciated it too; no drink spills or broken glass under their bare feet.

The clubs charge a second cover to enter the nude room. Which is nice for them.

04 Dec 2012 03:01 PM
reillan     

Fark Rye For Many Whores: /I'm a nudist, so I really, really don't get it...

Nudist reillan? So the whole world knows you've cut your balls off?


I don't get that, either.

Oh don't get me wrong, I can still appreciate the sexiness of a girl. But simply being naked does nothing for me, and grinding on an infested pole is not sexy...

04 Dec 2012 03:11 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

reillan: Fark Rye For Many Whores: /I'm a nudist, so I really, really don't get it...

Nudist reillan? So the whole world knows you've cut your balls off?

I don't get that, either.

Oh don't get me wrong, I can still appreciate the sexiness of a girl. But simply being naked does nothing for me, and grinding on an infested pole is not sexy...


I agree; pole dancing is not sexy. It's art, like ballet. Beautiful erotic art.

04 Dec 2012 05:33 PM
kona     
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