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   Police officers intercept truck with 60 lb shipment of marijuana worth approximately 6 million dollars. The 30 lb haul was logged into evidence, press conference tomorrow regarding the 10 lb shipment

04 Dec 2012 03:56 PM   |   9619 clicks   |   News Central
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Gecko Gingrich    [TotalFark]  
I would like to smoke that $6250/oz weed!

/Oh wait, the article says it's $280/oz.
//I'd still smoke that.

04 Dec 2012 10:07 AM
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urban.derelict     
Sounds about right, when will the po-po be depositing that 5lb into the evidence locker?

04 Dec 2012 10:28 AM
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Jackson Herring    [TotalFark]  
holy shiat submitter did you think of that joke all by yourself

04 Dec 2012 11:56 AM
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Barfmaker    [TotalFark]  
Subby forgot to tell us if .

04 Dec 2012 12:34 PM
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Barfmaker    [TotalFark]  

Barfmaker: Subby forgot to tell us if .


Heh, I thought maybe the filter had forgotten that by now.

04 Dec 2012 12:34 PM
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MrBallou    [TotalFark]  
The first time I saw this headline meme it made me laugh 10 times. Really, those were 5 of the best laughs I ever had. Those 2 laughs will go down in history.

Today, I just marvel at how much those -2 laughs enriched my life. 

Give it a freaking rest, guys.

04 Dec 2012 01:06 PM
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Weaver95    [TotalFark]  
which contained sixty pounds of marijuana with an estimated street value of $270,000.00

so basically all we need to do to fix this fiscal cliff thing is ship a couple of rail cars of weed out to california?

04 Dec 2012 01:41 PM
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thomps     
well that's headline of the year material right there, subby. NOT!!!

hahahaha get it? i humorously strung you along with a compliment and then reversed it by saying "not" at the end!! it's a hilarious new joke that i just thought of and you can start integrating into your fantastic link submissions!

04 Dec 2012 02:05 PM
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MrBallou    [TotalFark]  
Finally found the quote I wanted, from the great RAH:

"Mike, you want to discuss nature of humor. Are two types of jokes. One sort goes on being funny forever. Other sort is funny once. Second time it's dull. This joke is second sort. Use it once, you're a wit. Use twice, you're a halfwit."

"Geometrical progression?"

"Or worse."

04 Dec 2012 02:39 PM
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gopher321    [TotalFark]  
What shipment? *looks around*

04 Dec 2012 03:30 PM
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Treygreen13     
Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I'm an idiot.

04 Dec 2012 03:58 PM
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Wrath of Heaven     
I for one am pleased that they skipped over the driving out of lanes/broken headlight bullshiat and just straight out admitted they already knew where and when this shipment was headed.

04 Dec 2012 03:58 PM
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Mirrorz     
I liked that joke better as the Jewish father joke but I'm sure it's still someone's first time hearing it so I won't knock it.

Besides every joke ever told has been recycled at some point.

04 Dec 2012 04:00 PM
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capnmonkey     
It's funny, because the amount declared decreases each time, implying that the cops are taking it for their own use.

04 Dec 2012 04:00 PM
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The Jami Turman Fan Club     
Must...not...troll...comments...

"Sorry to hear that. For those affected by this tragedy, I can make you mellow out about it, but the price has gone up ^DEL^DEL^DEL^DEL^DEL

04 Dec 2012 04:01 PM
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F22raptom     
This headline joke isnt funny anymore.

04 Dec 2012 04:01 PM
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DoctorOfLove     

capnmonkey: It's funny, because the amount declared decreases each time, implying that the cops are taking it for their own use.


That you Ben?

04 Dec 2012 04:02 PM
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kpaxoid     

Mirrorz: I liked that joke better as the Jewish father joke but I'm sure it's still someone's first time hearing it so I won't knock it.

Besides every joke ever told has been recycled at some point.


Mein hund hat keine nase.

04 Dec 2012 04:03 PM
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Silly Jesus     
Worst. Headline. Ever.

www.bleachernation.com

04 Dec 2012 04:03 PM
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BitwiseShift     
Press conference admission price: Four bags of Cheetos.

04 Dec 2012 04:07 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Why the sad tag? Oh, right, everyone on Fark smokes pot.

/doesn't smoke pot
//anymore

04 Dec 2012 04:09 PM
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tricycleracer     
project-blu.com

04 Dec 2012 04:09 PM
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JK47     

Weaver95: so basically all we need to do to fix this fiscal cliff thing is ship a couple of rail cars of weed out to california?



Let's learn from history....and solve our trade imbalance by shipping weed to China.

04 Dec 2012 04:10 PM
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cgraves67     
Don't blame subby for the bad headline. Fark has admins who are supposed to be weeding out this banal crap. When you figure out that the admins will auto-green some cliche meme, you start using it to death. Believe me, I've resorted to it before.

/not subs

04 Dec 2012 04:10 PM
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Headso    [TotalFark]  

blatz514: Why the sad tag? Oh, right, everyone on Fark smokes pot.


Everyone on fark smokes pot and pays taxes.

04 Dec 2012 04:14 PM
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MycroftHolmes     
This joke is really funny. I love this funny joke. But maybe this slightly funny joke gets used too much. Maybe someone could be original instead of using this unfunny joke.

04 Dec 2012 04:16 PM
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rufus-t-firefly     

Gecko Gingrich: I would like to smoke that $6250/oz weed!

/Oh wait, the article says it's $280/oz.
//I'd still smoke that.


It's almost like cops and prosecutors are full of shiat when it comes to drug charges.

I saw these tweets from Neil deGrasse Tyson this morning:

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Serving Jury Duty this week. Criminal Court, Manhattan. I wonder if they will pick me.

Last time, defendant was accused of selling 3000milligrams of cocaine. I told the Judge it was just 3grams. Was then sent home

FYI: Three thousand milligrams is about the weight of a penny. More tweets to come -- in at least a few billion nanoseconds.

04 Dec 2012 04:16 PM
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PirateKing     

kpaxoid: Mirrorz: I liked that joke better as the Jewish father joke but I'm sure it's still someone's first time hearing it so I won't knock it.

Besides every joke ever told has been recycled at some point.

Mein hund hat keine nase.


Terrible!

04 Dec 2012 04:16 PM
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myrrh     
This meme is so farking tired. Get some new material already.

04 Dec 2012 04:16 PM
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Dwedit     
i.imgur.com
"Very well, we will now hear suggestions for the, uh, dispersement of the, uh, two million dollars."

04 Dec 2012 04:16 PM
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bullwrinkle     
and they wonder why they were busted

25.media.tumblr.com

04 Dec 2012 04:17 PM
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Wayne 985     
Why did the chicken cross the road?

I ask, because that joke is about as original as the headline's at this point.

04 Dec 2012 04:17 PM
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john3052     
Dammit!!!!
I mean way to go officers keeping Bibb county safe.

04 Dec 2012 04:17 PM
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Somaticasual     

JK47: Weaver95: so basically all we need to do to fix this fiscal cliff thing is ship a couple of rail cars of weed out to california?


Let's learn from history....and solve our trade imbalance by shipping weed to China.


Or better yet, dragon's blood incense..

//and nothing of value was lost..

04 Dec 2012 04:20 PM
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Highroller48    [TotalFark]  
As a former Cop, 2 things:

1. I still love that meme. Haters can suck it.
2. I'd be very proud of myself for interdicting that 5lbs of marijuana.

04 Dec 2012 04:21 PM
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MutantMotherMouse     
$6M? Really? Really? Glad I don't smoke.

04 Dec 2012 04:21 PM
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Cheron     

cgraves67: Don't blame subby for the bad headline. Fark has admins who are supposed to be weeding out this banal crap. When you figure out that the admins will auto-green some cliche meme, you start using it to death. Believe me, I've resorted to it before.

/not subs


I think admins are looking for something that will increase traffic, 15 posts about the headline is 15 page views. I have a better approval rate for headlines with misspellings or grammatical mistakes, if you can a the grammar nazis going it is still page views.

/not cynical

04 Dec 2012 04:22 PM
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FedExPope     

tricycleracer: [project-blu.com image 500x314]


Spread it on!

04 Dec 2012 04:27 PM
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manimal2878     

Jackson Herring: holy shiat submitter did you think of that joke all by yourself


Seriously, you should be banned at fark for posting that as a headline.

04 Dec 2012 04:29 PM
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sandbar67     
HOTY!

It's funny because the cops overvalue the weed they bust, and then they steal it! HAHAHAHAHAHA

04 Dec 2012 04:30 PM
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super_grass     
I don't know why people cheer when we reject the products of forced and sweatshop labor while whining about the interception of large marijuana shipments, which more likely to be the product of some cartel or other criminal organization than your local supplier with a sun lamp.

Child labor Nikes are bad... but cartel murder or national park squatter drugs good?

04 Dec 2012 04:30 PM
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gunther_bumpass     

Jackson Herring: holy shiat submitter did you think of that joke all by yourself


Wow - lighten up francis! That was - inhale-. hold. . hold. .. hilarious!. . . . . exhale..

04 Dec 2012 04:33 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
10 lb shipment?

www.300bowl.com

04 Dec 2012 04:33 PM
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tricycleracer     

FedExPope: tricycleracer: [project-blu.com image 500x314]

Spread it on!


Should've built a stinky igloo.

04 Dec 2012 04:33 PM
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The Larch     
Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.

04 Dec 2012 04:34 PM
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Hale-Bopp     
Hey look, another marijuana bust that will have absolutely NO positive impact whatsoever in the war on drugs. Let's do this again sometime!

04 Dec 2012 04:35 PM
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Alpo 3000     
Lol at the Facebook comments though!

04 Dec 2012 04:36 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

The Larch: Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.


no it's actually $4500 an ounce. that's what my dealer used to want.

04 Dec 2012 04:37 PM
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H31N0US     

The Larch: Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.


Good hydro can run $400 / oz hereabouts. Or so I have heard.

04 Dec 2012 04:38 PM
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jigger     

rufus-t-firefly: Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Serving Jury Duty this week. Criminal Court, Manhattan. I wonder if they will pick me.

Last time, defendant was accused of selling 3000milligrams of cocaine. I told the Judge it was just 3grams. Was then sent home

FYI: Three thousand milligrams is about the weight of a penny. More tweets to come -- in at least a few billion nanoseconds.


But 3 grams of coke will fark you up. You'd likely die if you snorted it all at once.

04 Dec 2012 04:43 PM
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