I would like to smoke that $6250/oz weed!

/Oh wait, the article says it's $280/oz.
//I'd still smoke that.

Sounds about right, when will the po-po be depositing that 5lb into the evidence locker?

holy shiat submitter did you think of that joke all by yourself

Subby forgot to tell us if .

Barfmaker: Subby forgot to tell us if .

Heh, I thought maybe the filter had forgotten that by now.

The first time I saw this headline meme it made me laugh 10 times. Really, those were 5 of the best laughs I ever had. Those 2 laughs will go down in history.

Today, I just marvel at how much those -2 laughs enriched my life. 

Give it a freaking rest, guys.

which contained sixty pounds of marijuana with an estimated street value of $270,000.00

so basically all we need to do to fix this fiscal cliff thing is ship a couple of rail cars of weed out to california?

well that's headline of the year material right there, subby. NOT!!!

hahahaha get it? i humorously strung you along with a compliment and then reversed it by saying "not" at the end!! it's a hilarious new joke that i just thought of and you can start integrating into your fantastic link submissions!

Finally found the quote I wanted, from the great RAH:

"Mike, you want to discuss nature of humor. Are two types of jokes. One sort goes on being funny forever. Other sort is funny once. Second time it's dull. This joke is second sort. Use it once, you're a wit. Use twice, you're a halfwit."

"Geometrical progression?"

"Or worse."

What shipment? *looks around*

Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I'm an idiot.

I for one am pleased that they skipped over the driving out of lanes/broken headlight bullshiat and just straight out admitted they already knew where and when this shipment was headed.

I liked that joke better as the Jewish father joke but I'm sure it's still someone's first time hearing it so I won't knock it.

Besides every joke ever told has been recycled at some point.

It's funny, because the amount declared decreases each time, implying that the cops are taking it for their own use.

Must...not...troll...comments...

"Sorry to hear that. For those affected by this tragedy, I can make you mellow out about it, but the price has gone up ^DEL^DEL^DEL^DEL^DEL

This headline joke isnt funny anymore.

capnmonkey: It's funny, because the amount declared decreases each time, implying that the cops are taking it for their own use.

That you Ben?

Mirrorz: I liked that joke better as the Jewish father joke but I'm sure it's still someone's first time hearing it so I won't knock it.

Besides every joke ever told has been recycled at some point.

Mein hund hat keine nase.

Worst. Headline. Ever.

Press conference admission price: Four bags of Cheetos.

Why the sad tag? Oh, right, everyone on Fark smokes pot.

/doesn't smoke pot
//anymore

Weaver95: so basically all we need to do to fix this fiscal cliff thing is ship a couple of rail cars of weed out to california?


Let's learn from history....and solve our trade imbalance by shipping weed to China.

Don't blame subby for the bad headline. Fark has admins who are supposed to be weeding out this banal crap. When you figure out that the admins will auto-green some cliche meme, you start using it to death. Believe me, I've resorted to it before.

/not subs

blatz514: Why the sad tag? Oh, right, everyone on Fark smokes pot.

Everyone on fark smokes pot and pays taxes.

This joke is really funny. I love this funny joke. But maybe this slightly funny joke gets used too much. Maybe someone could be original instead of using this unfunny joke.

Gecko Gingrich: I would like to smoke that $6250/oz weed!

/Oh wait, the article says it's $280/oz.
//I'd still smoke that.

It's almost like cops and prosecutors are full of shiat when it comes to drug charges.

I saw these tweets from Neil deGrasse Tyson this morning:

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Serving Jury Duty this week. Criminal Court, Manhattan. I wonder if they will pick me.

Last time, defendant was accused of selling 3000milligrams of cocaine. I told the Judge it was just 3grams. Was then sent home

FYI: Three thousand milligrams is about the weight of a penny. More tweets to come -- in at least a few billion nanoseconds.

kpaxoid: Mirrorz: I liked that joke better as the Jewish father joke but I'm sure it's still someone's first time hearing it so I won't knock it.

Besides every joke ever told has been recycled at some point.

Mein hund hat keine nase.

Terrible!

This meme is so farking tired. Get some new material already.

"Very well, we will now hear suggestions for the, uh, dispersement of the, uh, two million dollars."

and they wonder why they were busted

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I ask, because that joke is about as original as the headline's at this point.

Dammit!!!!
I mean way to go officers keeping Bibb county safe.

JK47: Weaver95: so basically all we need to do to fix this fiscal cliff thing is ship a couple of rail cars of weed out to california?


Let's learn from history....and solve our trade imbalance by shipping weed to China.

Or better yet, dragon's blood incense..

//and nothing of value was lost..

As a former Cop, 2 things:

1. I still love that meme. Haters can suck it.
2. I'd be very proud of myself for interdicting that 5lbs of marijuana.

$6M? Really? Really? Glad I don't smoke.

cgraves67: Don't blame subby for the bad headline. Fark has admins who are supposed to be weeding out this banal crap. When you figure out that the admins will auto-green some cliche meme, you start using it to death. Believe me, I've resorted to it before.

/not subs

I think admins are looking for something that will increase traffic, 15 posts about the headline is 15 page views. I have a better approval rate for headlines with misspellings or grammatical mistakes, if you can a the grammar nazis going it is still page views.

/not cynical

tricycleracer: [project-blu.com image 500x314]

Spread it on!

Jackson Herring: holy shiat submitter did you think of that joke all by yourself

Seriously, you should be banned at fark for posting that as a headline.

HOTY!

It's funny because the cops overvalue the weed they bust, and then they steal it! HAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't know why people cheer when we reject the products of forced and sweatshop labor while whining about the interception of large marijuana shipments, which more likely to be the product of some cartel or other criminal organization than your local supplier with a sun lamp.

Child labor Nikes are bad... but cartel murder or national park squatter drugs good?

Jackson Herring: holy shiat submitter did you think of that joke all by yourself

Wow - lighten up francis! That was - inhale-. hold. . hold. .. hilarious!. . . . . exhale..

10 lb shipment?

FedExPope: tricycleracer: [project-blu.com image 500x314]

Spread it on!

Should've built a stinky igloo.

Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.

Hey look, another marijuana bust that will have absolutely NO positive impact whatsoever in the war on drugs. Let's do this again sometime!

Lol at the Facebook comments though!

The Larch: Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.

no it's actually $4500 an ounce. that's what my dealer used to want.

The Larch: Let's see... 6 lbs is 96 ounces. At $270,000 dollars, that's about $270 an ounce, or about $10 a gram. Is that the real price for marijuana on the street? That's crazy; it's higher than the cost of saffron.

Good hydro can run $400 / oz hereabouts. Or so I have heard.

rufus-t-firefly: Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

Serving Jury Duty this week. Criminal Court, Manhattan. I wonder if they will pick me.

Last time, defendant was accused of selling 3000milligrams of cocaine. I told the Judge it was just 3grams. Was then sent home

FYI: Three thousand milligrams is about the weight of a penny. More tweets to come -- in at least a few billion nanoseconds.

But 3 grams of coke will fark you up. You'd likely die if you snorted it all at once.