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   Does Congress make you sick? That's because Congress is making you sick

04 Dec 2012 03:32 PM   |   10025 clicks   |   Slate
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The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
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04 Dec 2012 12:52 PM
The Bad Astronomer     

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Sit down, John.

04 Dec 2012 01:06 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  

The Bad Astronomer: Sit down, John.


NEVER

04 Dec 2012 01:20 PM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
And if the evidence doesn't agree Burton's ridiculous assertions, he'll just falsify something and face no consequences. Worked with Webster Hubbell.

04 Dec 2012 01:27 PM
Darth_Lukecash    [TotalFark]  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: The Bad Astronomer: Sit down, John.

NEVER


Simple! Stealth Hippopotamus, here, is obnoxious and disliked!

04 Dec 2012 01:34 PM
Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
Congress REPUBLICANS are making us sick.

04 Dec 2012 01:36 PM
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
I had some congress that made me sick, but a shot of penicillin cleared it right up.

04 Dec 2012 01:50 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Well, they do make me nauseous on a pretty regular basis

04 Dec 2012 01:53 PM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  

Sybarite: I had some congress that made me sick, but a shot of penicillin cleared it right up.


Clapping for Congress.

04 Dec 2012 01:54 PM
Cythraul     
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04 Dec 2012 01:59 PM
GAT_00     
How did I know this was going to be Issa's work?

04 Dec 2012 02:52 PM
God Is My Co-Pirate     

Diogenes: Sybarite: I had some congress that made me sick, but a shot of penicillin cleared it right up.

Clapping for Congress.


The GOP pox.

04 Dec 2012 02:59 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Diogenes: Sybarite: I had some congress that made me sick, but a shot of penicillin cleared it right up.

Clapping for Congress.

The GOP pox.


They had to know constantly farking that chicken was going to lead to something like this

04 Dec 2012 03:12 PM
Carn     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: God Is My Co-Pirate: Diogenes: Sybarite: I had some congress that made me sick, but a shot of penicillin cleared it right up.

Clapping for Congress.

The GOP pox.

They had to know constantly farking that chicken was going to lead to something like this


Bird syphilis?

04 Dec 2012 03:34 PM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  

Because People in power are Stupid: Congress REPUBLICANS are making us sick.


Eh, TFA says Kucinich is also part of the anti-vax derp brigade.

/derpers gonna derp.

04 Dec 2012 03:34 PM
BronyMedic     

The Bad Astronomer: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img23.imageshack.us image 720x364]

Sit down, John.


Our Messiah! Ben Goldacre! The one heaven sent to stamp out stupidity! He speaks.

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Teach us, oh mystical magic scientist. We await your word!

04 Dec 2012 03:36 PM
you have pee hands     

Because People in power are Stupid: Congress REPUBLICANS are making us sick.


Kucinich is one of them, too.

04 Dec 2012 03:36 PM
BronyMedic     
Ben Goldacre? Wtf?

Phil Plat. Where is my brain today.

04 Dec 2012 03:37 PM
HotWingConspiracy     
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Vaccines turn ya tarded! Some lady told me so!

04 Dec 2012 03:37 PM
snocone    [TotalFark]  
This is as good as it gets when you license profit from sick and suffering humans.

04 Dec 2012 03:37 PM
busy chillin'     
Jenny McCarthy Body Count

vaxxed my kids fresh out the box...what?

04 Dec 2012 03:38 PM
JackieRabbit     
Let's mow this crop of Congress down and plant again. Only this time can we spring for certified seed that isn;t full of weeds?

04 Dec 2012 03:38 PM
Slaves2Darkness     
Anti-Vaccine quackary? Well duh you can't really expect much out of Christians, and most congress critters are Christians. I mean anybody that believes in magic has an inherent bias against science, so of course they can't be counted on to think rationally about vaccines.

04 Dec 2012 03:38 PM
ChipNASA     
There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened.

04 Dec 2012 03:39 PM
Stone Meadow    [TotalFark]  
The answer is simple, Dear Phil...because Congress has people like Todd "Legitimate Rape" Atkins on the Science Committee. Their SELF APPOINTED TASK is to discredit science where ever and when ever they can.

04 Dec 2012 03:40 PM
fisker    [TotalFark]  
Pertussis.

04 Dec 2012 03:40 PM
Princess Ryans Knickers     

04 Dec 2012 03:40 PM
tboucher    [TotalFark]  

Because People in power are Stupid: Congress REPUBLICANS are making us sick.


no, Kucinich isn't a republican, this is an equal opportunity idiot thing. You just need to be upper middle class to believe this shiat apparently.

04 Dec 2012 03:40 PM
Vegan Meat Popsicle     

ChipNASA: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened.


Oh, this should be good.

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04 Dec 2012 03:42 PM
rezaxis     
ThreadKilla!

04 Dec 2012 03:43 PM
CrazyCracka420     
I could care less about the arguments back and forth about the flu vaccine causing autism (I don't believe it does personally from what I've seen). I abstain from getting a flu vaccine every year because I think it's retarded as fark to inject your body with a vaccine to a minor annoyance. Vaccines should be only for the life threatening or body crippling ailments, the stuff we got vaccines for as kids.

Just because they have a vaccine for a minor inconvenience, doesn't mean you should inject your body with it. I'll let someone else be the guinea pig.

04 Dec 2012 03:43 PM
BronyMedic     

ChipNASA: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened.


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Bravo, Sir. Bravo. You are an hero to us all.

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04 Dec 2012 03:44 PM
apotheosis27     

ChipNASA: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened.


ohhhhhh......you.

04 Dec 2012 03:45 PM
tboucher    [TotalFark]  

ChipNASA: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened.


First off, sorry for your loss. shiat happens and it's never good. My little Quinn is alive and well (and female, guess the name is multi gender) and vaccinated and while I dread the chance of an allergic reaction with each of my children I would do it again each time. They work, Allergic reactions / adverse reactions happen, and when they give you the odds they sound great until it's yours. So it sucks.

However, I'd take that odd with any of my child if it kept the much more larger odds of them dying by the things they protect against. They aren't million to one odds when you get some of the ones you're being vaccinated against, or the others.

You can go fark yourself for blaming Obama for this though, that's idiotic. Vaccines have been required by law for over 40 years, as I have them and I'm over 40 years old and to go to school in the 70s I had to have them. nixon was in office, he's a republican. It's his fault.

04 Dec 2012 03:45 PM
MilesTeg     
The real question is how much is Slate paying Fark to greenlight all their links?

04 Dec 2012 03:45 PM
CrazyCracka420     

ChipNASA: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

[img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened.


Which vaccine was it, pray tell?

04 Dec 2012 03:45 PM
Smackledorfer     
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
A representative government can get broken by its weakest representatives.

Or something. I felt I had something for this, and now I really don't.

04 Dec 2012 03:45 PM
piledhigheranddeeper     

tboucher: Because People in power are Stupid: Congress REPUBLICANS are making us sick.

no, Kucinich isn't a republican, this is an equal opportunity idiot thing. You just need to be upper middle class to believe this shiat apparently.


Vaccines are a good moneymaker for special interests. I would think that Republicans would be in the minority for this cause.

/ProVacc

04 Dec 2012 03:46 PM
Vegan Meat Popsicle     

CrazyCracka420: I abstain from getting a flu vaccine every year because I think it's retarded as fark to inject your body with a vaccine to a minor annoyance


Wanna hear something neat?

You may have actually killed people by being such a stupid person yourself.

Cool, huh?

04 Dec 2012 03:46 PM
The Face Of Oblivion     

ChipNASA: This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.


Why did you sew his ashes into a teddy bear? Isn't that a bit creepy?

Also...

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Old, lame copypasta is old, lame.

04 Dec 2012 03:46 PM
Car_Ramrod     
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First voting against disability rights, now this. God I hate Republicans.

04 Dec 2012 03:46 PM
BronyMedic     

tboucher: Doesn't get the joke.


Account Created: 2005.

You CANNOT be that new here that you don't know the glory of the Babyquarium.

04 Dec 2012 03:46 PM
you have pee hands     

ChipNASA:
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I noticed your picture is called "babyquarium2". What happened to the first babyquarium? Thanks in advance.

04 Dec 2012 03:47 PM
Slaves2Darkness     

CrazyCracka420: I could care less about the arguments back and forth about the flu vaccine causing autism (I don't believe it does personally from what I've seen). I abstain from getting a flu vaccine every year because I think it's retarded as fark to inject your body with a vaccine to a minor annoyance. Vaccines should be only for the life threatening or body crippling ailments, the stuff we got vaccines for as kids.

Just because they have a vaccine for a minor inconvenience, doesn't mean you should inject your body with it. I'll let someone else be the guinea pig.


You do realize the influenza kills? That on average 200,000 people will be hospitalized every flu season? That in any given year 3000-50000 will die from it?

The flu is not a minor inconvenience, it is a major farking killer.

04 Dec 2012 03:47 PM
ChipNASA     

BronyMedic: ChipNASA: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

[img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened.

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Bravo, Sir. Bravo. You are an hero to us all.

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It's Ed Grubermann 's fault. He reminded me of this when he posted the Baby in the SkyMall thread.
/good times. Good times.
//I already see I started an S-Storm!!! {;-D

04 Dec 2012 03:47 PM
Slaves2Darkness     

ChipNASA: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "they cant find a heartbeat".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

[img214.imageshack.us image 648x484]

This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano. He was KILLED by vaccinations that the government forced on us. If it weren't for Obama and his healthcare reform, NONE of this would have happened.


Yeah, sorry about your cat.

04 Dec 2012 03:47 PM
BronyMedic     

you have pee hands: ChipNASA:
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I noticed your picture is called "babyquarium2". What happened to the first babyquarium? Thanks in advance.


We don't talk about that around here. It was a horrible tragedy, and many people died as a result.

04 Dec 2012 03:48 PM
hstein3     

Slaves2Darkness: Anti-Vaccine quackary? Well duh you can't really expect much out of Christians, and most congress critters are Christians. I mean anybody that believes in magic has an inherent bias against science, so of course they can't be counted on to think rationally about vaccines.


This craziness isn't really restricted by religion or political party.

04 Dec 2012 03:48 PM
ominousinc     
Came for the burgers, leaving with my ass.

04 Dec 2012 03:48 PM
HotWingConspiracy     

CrazyCracka420: I abstain from getting a flu vaccine every year because I think it's retarded as fark to inject your body with a vaccine to a minor annoyance. Vaccines should be only for the life threatening


Flu is life threatening.

04 Dec 2012 03:48 PM
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