HELL YEAH MOTHERBLOOKER 

I love Skymall.

The EZ Jump Rope


What in the

lolracist

Skymall is the best thing ever.

B*tches, I'm from the f*cking future

What do I do for a living I said. Modelling for magazines I said.

LOL IS THIS CHAIR FOR GIANTS?

I entertain myself on flights by writing cartoon captions in the Skymall catalogue.

For those times when you just want to spray your TV down with a hose

Ok I actually like this one kind of.

ami5000: For those times when you just want to spray your TV down with a hose

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That's not a hose.

lol

brap: That's not a hose.

They have attachments like that for hoses...

I missed this, I fly once/month - I'd actually get this.

And we all think you're weird.

Workin on my pecs while I TFD

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Well it's good to see Josh Romney is keeping himself busy.

tuna fingers: I missed this, I fly once/month - I'd actually get this.

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That's how I like my toast - untouched for the most part, but blackened in the center. It all evens out.

McBatt: tuna fingers: I missed this, I fly once/month - I'd actually get this.

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That's how I like my toast - untouched for the most part, but blackened in the center. It all evens out.

Are you mocking me?
Do we have toast snobs now?

I did all my Christmas shopping out of the Skymall catalogue on the plane to PA in November.

Just an FYI, to my SS giftee.

Blushing Wall Flower: I did all my Christmas shopping out of the Skymall catalogue on the plane to PA in November.

Just an FYI, to my SS giftee.

You're a bad but awesome person.

I love this thread. Ami + ABW + skymall = *tears in eyes*

YOU CAN TAKE IT OFF WHEN I SAY YOU CAN TAKE IT OFF

It's a cat pressure cooker

Adjective Bird Whiskey: It's a cat pressure cooker

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Oh dear god I snorted.

mahuika: The EZ Jump Rope
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What in the

There is a better product where they didn't even bother with rope at all, it's just two sticks

Still my favorite Skymall item.



I'm not sure what my reaction to an actual human being using one of these would be.

Blushing Wall Flower: I did all my Christmas shopping out of the Skymall catalogue on the plane to PA in November.

Just an FYI, to my SS giftee.

That's awesome but did you have to take out a small business loan just to afford it??

YOU WILL NEVER BE PRETTY

I got this for BWF

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Ok I actually like this one kind of.

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I have one of those! An ex gave it to me.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: I got this for BWF

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Hahahaha what a lovely genie costume!

I KNOW WHAT IT IS PUT DOWN YOUR NERD AND COOL IT

Blushing Wall Flower: Adjective Bird Whiskey: I got this for BWF

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Hahahaha what a lovely genie costume!

..that's Leia from Star Wars

If I won the lottery I would place like 20 of these right outside my brother's window.

Did I just get trolled?

Damn you're good.

When a mason jar is just too classy

*voice cracking pre-pubescently*  Gorsh Sluggo, I'd really love to stop and give you my lunch money but me and this backpack full of condoms has yet another very important "getting laid" apointment we've got to race to.
 
 

For the alcoholic in your life.

ami5000: When a mason jar is just too classy

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OMG I'm getting a set for my cousin's wedding gift

HEY GUYS REMEMBER 1995? WELL IT'S BACK!

Blushing Wall Flower: I did all my Christmas shopping out of the Skymall catalogue on the plane to PA in November.

I've got two round trips before Christmas. Skymall might get some of my money. I'm really trying to shop local.

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Did I just get trolled?

Damn you're good.

*shrugs*

You gotta know your audience. ;)

Want to humiliate your child?

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The Amazing Kreskin: Psychic Jockstrap

Adjective Bird Whiskey: It's a cat pressure cooker

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Wut choo lookin at?

ami5000: Want to humiliate your child?

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And the kids by the mushroom burrito stand in the parking lot scoffed when I said "I need an MBA IN MIRACLES, man."