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   The tiny town of Bugarach, France is the safest place to be on December 21, as aliens will emerge from a nearby mountain to rescue humans from the Mayan apocalypse

04 Dec 2012 02:18 PM   |   5797 clicks   |   Outside Online
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Snarfangel    [TotalFark]  
O little town of Bugarach
How still we see thee lie
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep
The glowing saucers fly...

04 Dec 2012 01:30 PM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
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It's been done.

04 Dec 2012 01:32 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Star children on the black road to salvation
Children of the forest, child of the Woodstock Nation
You've gotta care for the needs of your planet
Catch the dawn that once was there
First-born atomic generation
Open the door, don't you know that's what it's for
Come on and join us ... on the other side of the Sun

04 Dec 2012 01:49 PM
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Obliteration or anal probe? It's a tough choice. I get the feeling once they've got you up there it's not going to be just the once either.

04 Dec 2012 02:05 PM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  

Sybarite: Obliteration or anal probe? It's a tough choice. I get the feeling once they've got you up there it's not going to be just the once either.


I know I'm hot and all, but I don't understand what intelligent beings who have mastered interstellar travel would find interesting about my anus.

04 Dec 2012 02:07 PM
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
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That's just silly talk!

04 Dec 2012 02:14 PM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  
Good to know.

04 Dec 2012 02:20 PM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  
Raelians?

/DNRTFA

04 Dec 2012 02:21 PM
ladyfortuna     
This has been so well publicized at this point, undoubtedly the aliens will show up there first.

04 Dec 2012 02:22 PM
Langdon Alger     
If you don't want the aliens to get you, just hang out with the border patrol

bah-dum-tish

04 Dec 2012 02:27 PM
Your_Dog     
The Sun has video of a "jellyfish-like object" zipping around over said mountain...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

scroll down for vid.

04 Dec 2012 02:28 PM
JohnnyApocalypse     
"Hey everyone! Stupid is coming to town! Time to make some money!"

I'm OK with this.

04 Dec 2012 02:33 PM
BronyMedic     
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Oh, is that so? We'll see about that.

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04 Dec 2012 02:34 PM
CruJones     
As the annunaki taught us, these star beings descended on Jacob's ladder, while talking to Benjamin Franklin and causing the destruction of the dinosaurs just before altering our DNA by merging it with their own, ex-TRA-terrestrial DNA. The aliens are why all these divergent global cultures built pyramids, it's definitely not because it's the easiest way to build something tall. The Hopi indians landed at Area 51.

/that's what I've learned watching the History Channel

04 Dec 2012 02:34 PM
bwilson27     

Your_Dog: The Sun has video of a "jellyfish-like object" zipping around over said mountain...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

scroll down for vid.


How in the hell did you make it past Kate Upton's squirting boobies??

04 Dec 2012 02:34 PM
Your_Dog     

bwilson27: Your_Dog: The Sun has video of a "jellyfish-like object" zipping around over said mountain...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

scroll down for vid.

How in the hell did you make it past Kate Upton's squirting boobies??


Took a minute.

04 Dec 2012 02:35 PM
Carn     

Your_Dog: bwilson27: Your_Dog: The Sun has video of a "jellyfish-like object" zipping around over said mountain...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

scroll down for vid.

How in the hell did you make it past Kate Upton's squirting boobies??

Took a minute.


more like 30 seconds amirite?!?!

04 Dec 2012 02:37 PM
JackieRabbit     
Why, in my excitement, I had forgotten that we all have just a couple more weeks to live. So hows everyone planning to spend their final days?

04 Dec 2012 02:37 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
Metalocalypse??

04 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
had98c     
It's too bad this is an end of the world thing and not just a rapture thing. At least with raptures you can set up "Take care of left behind pets" businesses and make some money off of it. With the end of the world, you don't even get to do that.

04 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
Guuberre     
Is that anywhere near Remulak?

04 Dec 2012 02:39 PM
The Jami Turman Fan Club     
I'm not sure I want to go with any aliens from Buggerranch. I may take my chances with the Perilous Nuns.

04 Dec 2012 02:41 PM
LeroyBourne     
I hope there will be some world wide tremors before the big day. Just think how easy it would be to get laid before the world ends?

04 Dec 2012 02:42 PM
darth_badger     
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04 Dec 2012 02:42 PM
No Time To Explain     
Fark, and I won't have my passport lined up in time

/shoulda got on that while I had the chance
//nice knowing you guys

04 Dec 2012 02:43 PM
CygnusDarius     
Please, aliens are not going down in December 21st to kidnap people.

It's Ragnarok. Get it right.

04 Dec 2012 02:44 PM
SuperChuck     
What if it's the aliens that start the Mayan apocalypse?

04 Dec 2012 02:46 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     

LeroyBourne: I hope there will be some world wide tremors before the big day. Just think how easy it would be to get laid before the world ends?


she's just gonna have u arrested for rape

04 Dec 2012 02:46 PM
LeroyBourne     

Jon iz teh kewl: LeroyBourne: I hope there will be some world wide tremors before the big day. Just think how easy it would be to get laid before the world ends?

she's just gonna have u arrested for rape


Ohhh, she'll call it rape, but later she'll admit it was just bad sex. ;)

04 Dec 2012 02:51 PM
Your_Dog     

Carn: Your_Dog: bwilson27: Your_Dog: The Sun has video of a "jellyfish-like object" zipping around over said mountain...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

scroll down for vid.

How in the hell did you make it past Kate Upton's squirting boobies??

Took a minute.

more like 30 seconds amirite?!?!


yes

04 Dec 2012 02:54 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     

LeroyBourne: Jon iz teh kewl: LeroyBourne: I hope there will be some world wide tremors before the big day. Just think how easy it would be to get laid before the world ends?

she's just gonna have u arrested for rape

Ohhh, she'll call it rape, but later she'll admit it was just bad sex. ;)


rapé rap-eh it's how the french people pronounce it! ask DSK.

04 Dec 2012 02:56 PM
Evil Mackerel     

SuperChuck: What if it's the aliens that start the Mayan apocalypse?


Are you referring to the Reptilian's from Mt Shasta?

04 Dec 2012 02:56 PM
enry    [TotalFark]  
I bought myself a new food processor for Christmas. I damn well better get to use it or I'm going to kick a Mayan's ass back to the beginning of their first calendar.

/ITG and all that

04 Dec 2012 02:58 PM
LargeCanine     
I say we send in Team America to get the Mayans before they get us. Eff yeah.

04 Dec 2012 03:00 PM
LargeCanine     
Full disclosure. The actual Mayans think this whole apocalypse thing is silly. Just Funnin'.

04 Dec 2012 03:01 PM
Holocaust Agnostic     
Because if I was an alien with a FTL ship looking to "think green" and save a doomed primitive species from a catastrophe, I know that my specimen gathering strategy would be to make a single trip and just grab whoever was standing around a random village in France the day of.

04 Dec 2012 03:01 PM
IAtetheChupacabra     
I'm not worrying about the Mayan Apocalypse. I'm not Mayan.

Also, I think they already had theirs...

04 Dec 2012 03:01 PM
Carn     

JackieRabbit: Why, in my excitement, I had forgotten that we all have just a couple more weeks to live. So hows everyone planning to spend their final days?


I keep trying to bet every penny I own that the world will still be here on 12/22 but so far no takers. Oh and I'll be driving 12/22 so the drinking will have to happen then.

04 Dec 2012 03:02 PM
Flakeloaf     
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RIP Burt Bugarach

04 Dec 2012 03:03 PM
LargeCanine     

IAtetheChupacabra: I'm not worrying about the Mayan Apocalypse. I'm not Mayan.

Also, I think they already had theirs...


So they were off by a couple millenia.

04 Dec 2012 03:04 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     

LargeCanine: Full disclosure. The actual Mayans think this whole apocalypse thing is silly. Just Funnin'.


they're SCREWIN WITH US! they KNOW the world's banks are coming to an end. it's called the FISCAL CLIFF and OBMAA can't do NOTHING!!

meaning obama does something
and fixes everything

04 Dec 2012 03:05 PM
MBooda     
Bugarach beats Texas Hold 'Em any day.
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04 Dec 2012 03:06 PM
Carn     

Your_Dog: Carn: Your_Dog: bwilson27: Your_Dog: The Sun has video of a "jellyfish-like object" zipping around over said mountain...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

scroll down for vid.

How in the hell did you make it past Kate Upton's squirting boobies??

Took a minute.

more like 30 seconds amirite?!?!

yes


That's why I say "this will only take a second" because anything else is a bonus!

04 Dec 2012 03:07 PM
IAtetheChupacabra     

LargeCanine: IAtetheChupacabra: I'm not worrying about the Mayan Apocalypse. I'm not Mayan.

Also, I think they already had theirs...

So they were off by a couple millenia.


------------------------------------- ------------

Yeah, if they didn't see theirs coming (a little early), I'm not so sure I want to place any faith in their "prediction" of ours.

Also, Also, my calendar ends in December. Every December. Oooooooh!

04 Dec 2012 03:09 PM
cgraves67     
How long have aliens been living in that mountain? Longer than the French Republic? It's probably long enough that they at least have amnesty. That would make them citizens or at least legal residents. Maybe we should stop calling them aliens at this point and call them Interstellar Frenchpeople or something.

04 Dec 2012 03:13 PM
texdent    [TotalFark]  
The solar flare will really pass over Earth and hit Mars.

04 Dec 2012 03:16 PM
topcon     
I've seen some otherwise intelligent, well educated people lately (in real life) who, even if they don't believe it fully, have some inkling of doubt that just MAYBE the world could possibly end on December 21st.

I don't come out and actually call them a dumbfark to their face, but I tell them in no uncertain terms how ludicrous the idea is for a number of reasons, and that is is no different than the countless other prophecies that come to be famous and never pan out.

One guy, who has an advanced degree in mathematics and who is also a programmer, simply replied "Oh, you're such a skeptic."

I don't understand how people get wrapped up in this horseshiat. And when December 21st passes, some retard out there will claim "Oh, it was off by six months, they carried the 2 wrong," and then some people will keep clinging onto it, then someone will say "Oh, they were off by four years," and so on.

04 Dec 2012 03:17 PM
Nana's Vibrator    [TotalFark]  

topcon: I've seen some otherwise intelligent, well educated people lately (in real life) who, even if they don't believe it fully, have some inkling of doubt that just MAYBE the world could possibly end on December 21st.

I don't come out and actually call them a dumbfark to their face, but I tell them in no uncertain terms how ludicrous the idea is for a number of reasons, and that is is no different than the countless other prophecies that come to be famous and never pan out.

One guy, who has an advanced degree in mathematics and who is also a programmer, simply replied "Oh, you're such a skeptic."

I don't understand how people get wrapped up in this horseshiat. And when December 21st passes, some retard out there will claim "Oh, it was off by six months, they carried the 2 wrong," and then some people will keep clinging onto it, then someone will say "Oh, they were off by four years," and so on.


Leap years, dude! You have to subtract a day for every fourth year since leap years were instituted. We're already all dead.

04 Dec 2012 03:24 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     

texdent: The solar flare will really pass over Earth and hit Mars.


what if it hits McPluto

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mama!

04 Dec 2012 03:27 PM
Happy Hours     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Star children on the black road to salvation
Children of the forest, child of the Woodstock Nation
You've gotta care for the needs of your planet
Catch the dawn that once was there
First-born atomic generation
Open the door, don't you know that's what it's for
Come on and join us ... on the other side of the Sun


As a matter of fact I have seen the saucers

04 Dec 2012 03:33 PM
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