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   The hippest grooviest grandmother EVAR gets her entire head tattooed with a floral design

04 Dec 2012 06:27 PM   |   17151 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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Ed Finnerty     
Meh. She has good reasons and why the fark not at that point?

04 Dec 2012 05:42 PM
PowerSlacker     
I assume that said grandmother is 33 years old.

/DNRTFA

04 Dec 2012 06:29 PM
iheartscotch     
Hey, nanna; why don't you, you know, wear a hat/scarf or something?

/ a tattoo on the top of your head has to hurt.

04 Dec 2012 06:31 PM
cherryl taggart     
What is she going to do if her hair starts growing back?

Go granny go.

04 Dec 2012 06:49 PM
test eckols     
I just want to see if the carpet matches the drapes.

/ not really

04 Dec 2012 06:49 PM
WeenerGord     
With all the body mods and implants etc.. How long before you can just go in and get your head stamped with pellets of green troll hair? Like having your tires drilled for snow studs.

04 Dec 2012 06:49 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Chicks love my tribal tat.

04 Dec 2012 06:50 PM
antidumbass     
I once saw a woman @ Burning Man who'd had her double mastectomy covered by a pair of Celtic Knot rosettes. What man among us could claim she was topless?

04 Dec 2012 06:51 PM
Tr0mBoNe    [TotalFark]  
Slick. err... smooth.

04 Dec 2012 06:52 PM
Serpoltas     
Zombie Bam Bam Bigelow!

04 Dec 2012 06:53 PM
Amphipath     
The hippest grooviest quirkiest, dykiest grandmother EVAR gets her entire head tattooed with a floral design.

FTFY

/she's still awesome

04 Dec 2012 06:55 PM
TheRedMenace     

Serpoltas: Zombie Bam Bam Bigelow!


Gram Gram Bigelow?

04 Dec 2012 06:56 PM
ordinarysteve     
She should have just gone full Bigelow
www.derok.netView Full Size

04 Dec 2012 06:57 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     

Ed Finnerty: Meh. She has good reasons and why the fark not at that point?


because a tattoo like that means your going to jail

04 Dec 2012 06:57 PM
candiru.fish     
Sure, it's cool now, but what will it look like when she's old?

/Granny is awesome

04 Dec 2012 06:58 PM
blorpen     

candiru.fish: Sure, it's cool now, but what will it look like when she's old?

/Granny is awesome


came here to make this joke

04 Dec 2012 07:03 PM
The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  
Isn't that Rod Steiger?

04 Dec 2012 07:04 PM
pottie     

The_Sponge: Isn't that Rod Steiger?


Only three of us will get that joke

04 Dec 2012 07:07 PM
rocketpants    [TotalFark]  
Incidentally, this just became the lead story on CNN.com.

04 Dec 2012 07:09 PM
StashMonster     
wow that looks amazing

04 Dec 2012 07:10 PM
great_tigers     
She needs a no man in her posse.

04 Dec 2012 07:18 PM
jim32rr    [TotalFark]  
Wig not an option

04 Dec 2012 07:23 PM
SirDigbyChickenCaesar     

pottie: The_Sponge: Isn't that Rod Steiger?

Only three of us will get that joke


Guess I am the third...

04 Dec 2012 07:24 PM
tonguedepressor     
I will give you $100.00 cash money to eat a 12" stalk of celery from that naked woman's bum while I film it.

04 Dec 2012 07:25 PM
SirDigbyChickenCaesar     

tonguedepressor: I will give you $100.00 cash money to eat a 12" stalk of celery from that naked woman's bum while I film it.


Is it just laying on the crack like a horrible ants-on-the-log or actually like inserted? You will have to add a zero for one of them....

04 Dec 2012 07:29 PM
Godscrack     
Hey! she looks great.

04 Dec 2012 07:35 PM
Quantum Apostrophe     
She also tattooed the face of a two hundred year old woman on there.

04 Dec 2012 07:36 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: tonguedepressor: I will give you $100.00 cash money to eat a 12" stalk of celery from that naked woman's bum while I film it.

Is it just laying on the crack like a horrible ants-on-the-log or actually like inserted? You will have to add a zero for one of them....


Ants on a log is giving you a different mental image than it's giving me :/

04 Dec 2012 07:42 PM
tonguedepressor     

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: tonguedepressor: I will give you $100.00 cash money to eat a 12" stalk of celery from that naked woman's bum while I film it.

Is it just laying on the crack like a horrible ants-on-the-log or actually like inserted? You will have to add a zero for one of them....


If you're a member of my target audience you'll recognize the need for it to be inserted and by being a member of my target audience will also recognize my $100 more as a finders fee than as a paid service.

04 Dec 2012 07:42 PM
SirDigbyChickenCaesar     

Fark Rye For Many Whores: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: tonguedepressor: I will give you $100.00 cash money to eat a 12" stalk of celery from that naked woman's bum while I film it.

Is it just laying on the crack like a horrible ants-on-the-log or actually like inserted? You will have to add a zero for one of them....

Ants on a log is giving you a different mental image than it's giving me :/


That isn't peanut butter....and those aren't raisins....

04 Dec 2012 07:44 PM
skinink    [TotalFark]  

i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity? EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them. why?


why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control? it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different? whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME!


hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.


04 Dec 2012 07:47 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Fark Rye For Many Whores: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: tonguedepressor: I will give you $100.00 cash money to eat a 12" stalk of celery from that naked woman's bum while I film it.

Is it just laying on the crack like a horrible ants-on-the-log or actually like inserted? You will have to add a zero for one of them....

Ants on a log is giving you a different mental image than it's giving me :/

That isn't peanut butter....and those aren't raisins....

04 Dec 2012 07:48 PM
tonguedepressor     

tonguedepressor: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: tonguedepressor: I will give you $100.00 cash money to eat a 12" stalk of celery from that naked woman's bum while I film it.

Is it just laying on the crack like a horrible ants-on-the-log or actually like inserted? You will have to add a zero for one of them....

If you're a member of my target audience you'll recognize the need for it to be inserted and by being a member of my target audience will also recognize my $100 more as a finders fee than as a paid service.


Ok $250 but now there'll be peanut butter on it.

04 Dec 2012 07:48 PM
TastyEloi     

pottie: The_Sponge: Isn't that Rod Steiger?

Only three of us will get that joke


I just watched that film a few months back, for the first time. I thought Rod Steiger did a good job playing the illustrated man, but overall, the film didn't really work very well. But, being that it was based on Ray Bradbury, I was still entertained.

04 Dec 2012 07:51 PM
st.bobo     
The photograph illustrates what is wrong with journalism today: Tat is at least a few weeks old (it's healed), gun is dry and there is no cord attached. I realize that it is not highly important, but come on. To hell with accurate reporting. Slippery slope and all that.

04 Dec 2012 07:51 PM
brap    [TotalFark]  
Her I like.
 
It kind of looks like a Liberty print.  (Secret Santa, I collect Liberty print ties hint hint.) 
 
P.S.  I do not collect scalps.
 
:(

04 Dec 2012 07:54 PM
pottie     

TastyEloi: pottie: The_Sponge: Isn't that Rod Steiger?

Only three of us will get that joke

I just watched that film a few months back, for the first time. I thought Rod Steiger did a good job playing the illustrated man, but overall, the film didn't really work very well. But, being that it was based on Ray Bradbury, I was still entertained.


Back in the day, under the influence, you'd have thought it was a masterpiece. Unfortunately very little manages to hold up for that many years and the fact that it was Bradbury is probably the only reason anyone would watch it today.

04 Dec 2012 07:59 PM
Indubitably     

brap: Her I like.
 
It kind of looks like a Liberty print.  (Secret Santa, I collect Liberty print ties hint hint.) 
 
P.S.  I do not collect scalps.
 
:(


Congratulations, but you just creeped me out. It takes a bit, actually.

04 Dec 2012 08:02 PM
Indubitably     

Indubitably: brap: Her I like.
 
It kind of looks like a Liberty print.  (Secret Santa, I collect Liberty print ties hint hint.) 
 
P.S.  I do not collect scalps.
 
:(

Congratulations, but you just creeped me out. It takes a bit, actually.


P.S. Are we not scalping each other every day?

04 Dec 2012 08:03 PM
divZero     
*shrug*

Looks pretty cool.

04 Dec 2012 08:25 PM
The One True TheDavid     
Tattoos are for trendy losers. Granny ought to know better by now.

04 Dec 2012 08:28 PM
lordargent     
Submitter: "floral"

Article:
i.dailymail.co.ukView Full Size

04 Dec 2012 08:28 PM
The My Little Pony Killer     

lordargent: Submitter: "floral"

Article:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 308x449]


Also FTFA: The grandmother-of-three was inspired to get the overlapping floral design which cost a £720 after becoming fed up with having to wear wigs and hats.

04 Dec 2012 08:30 PM
traylor     
I'm confused. For the first time in my life I'm thinking awesome when I'm seeing a tattoo. The fark.

04 Dec 2012 08:31 PM
Mixolydian Master     

tonguedepressor: tonguedepressor: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: tonguedepressor: I will give you $100.00 cash money to eat a 12" stalk of celery from that naked woman's bum while I film it.

Is it just laying on the crack like a horrible ants-on-the-log or actually like inserted? You will have to add a zero for one of them....

If you're a member of my target audience you'll recognize the need for it to be inserted and by being a member of my target audience will also recognize my $100 more as a finders fee than as a paid service.

Ok $250 but now there'll be peanut butter on it.


Ooh, if it's crunchy, then is it too late to get in on this action?

04 Dec 2012 08:44 PM
Breech Birth     
If she was my grandmother I'd take her out of my will.

04 Dec 2012 08:45 PM
Heamer     
Allow me to introduce you to Jinxi Boo. (SFW)

04 Dec 2012 08:54 PM
EnglishMan     

skinink: i think it's so stupid when i see these young adults who are covered in them and expect me to be impressed. tats are ugly to me. i would never even consider getting one. it makes me laugh when i hear people say that they got theirs to define who they are personally. hahaha, are you kidding me? how can they be individuals when they are the very definition of conformity? EVERYONE nowadays, seems to have them. i have noticed also that many people who have them want people to be scared of them. why?
why should i be scared of you? what,because you're a nut case with poor impulse control? it's like ok i get it; you have a lot of tattoos. i get it,you like wasting your money. i get it,you have a disposable income. why don't these people really try to be different? whenever they do get 'em,their tats are ALWAYS--- THE SAME!
hey look at me, i have a tribal tat. yeah, you and 47 million others.what's your point?you wanna impress me? don't get one! tats are almost always associated with people who make bad choices in life. some of these choices affect only them,but unfortunately, most of their choices negatively impact innocent people's lives. like gangs-for instance;they are always covered in them.


Well, sure, I guess. Tattoos used to have an aura about them, like you shouldn't fark with the person who had them. Members of the armed forces, gangs, convicts, people like that, but now they're too mainstream, like teenagers get them because just getting a piercing won't piss daddy/mummy off enough on its own.

04 Dec 2012 09:04 PM
swingbozo     
Hey tat guy, is it too difficult to wear some gloves? Enjoy the hepatitis granny!

04 Dec 2012 09:10 PM
Delecrious     
She's gonna regret that when she gets older.

04 Dec 2012 09:22 PM
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