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   Guy shoots his girlfriend in the back after arguing about how to survive a zombie outbreak while watching "The Walking Dead." Well you don't shoot them in the back, for starters

04 Dec 2012 10:20 PM   |   5718 clicks   |   Gothamist
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EvilEgg    [TotalFark]  
Wow, stupid, dangerous, and ugly. He's a keeper.

04 Dec 2012 08:44 PM
OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
Carl, it's all fun being a badass, but now you're a bad influence on the general populace.

Hand in your hat and stay in the house. Sorry.

04 Dec 2012 08:46 PM
Mentat    [TotalFark]  
That Dixon family is hard core.

04 Dec 2012 08:48 PM
Heamer     
I just don't get the whole "zombie apocalypse" thing. Zombies aren't real.

04 Dec 2012 10:21 PM
Shadow Blasko     
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04 Dec 2012 10:21 PM
Indubitably     
This is what happens when dumb proliferates.

04 Dec 2012 10:22 PM
skullkrusher     
My hometown. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

04 Dec 2012 10:23 PM
The One True TheDavid     
EvilEgg:

Wow, stupid, dangerous, and ugly. He's a keeper.

Some people give guys like me a bad name. A .22?!?

04 Dec 2012 10:24 PM
The One True TheDavid     
Indubitably:

This is what happens when dumb proliferates.

Hence eugenics coupled with better schooling.

04 Dec 2012 10:25 PM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  

The One True TheDavid: EvilEgg:

Wow, stupid, dangerous, and ugly. He's a keeper.

Some people give guys like me a bad name. A .22?!?


That's a hard 26.

04 Dec 2012 10:26 PM
skinink     
Of course a zombie outbreak couldn't happen, because all the Twilight Vampires would drain the zombies of blood before an epidemic could ever take hold.

04 Dec 2012 10:28 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
"The rifle went off accidentally"

Yeah, sure it did bub, you should totally stick with that one.

04 Dec 2012 10:29 PM
TheOriginalEd     
I feel like in a true zombie apocalypse the majority of deaths would come from idiocy like this not actual zombie related fatalities.

04 Dec 2012 10:29 PM
MrHappyRotter     
Everybody knows you shoot lady zombies in the cooter and then stick it up her butt.

04 Dec 2012 10:31 PM
Digitalstrange     
Wow, I love the Walking Dead and can't imagine arguing with my girlfriend over the show enough to even raise our voices , much less doing so severely enough to involve weapons. WTF is wrong with people?

04 Dec 2012 10:33 PM
enochianwolf     
Carl, get in the house

04 Dec 2012 10:34 PM
Thresher     
Just in the thread to say "Damn funny headline, Subby"

/Damn fine headline, Subby

04 Dec 2012 10:36 PM
LordOfThePings     
I bet prison life is pretty zombie-rific.

04 Dec 2012 10:38 PM
enochianwolf     

skinink: Of course a zombie outbreak couldn't happen, because all the Twilight Vampires would drain the zombies of blood before an epidemic could ever take hold.


but seriously, I believe they would have the totally opposite effect of that

04 Dec 2012 10:38 PM
LeroyBourne     
spoilers in case you live under a rock*
Why do I get the feeling this guy is a Rick fan boy, or maybe he was calling Lori a Jezebel whore throughout most of season 2, and maybe just maybe he was freakishly laughing when they did finally get rid of her?

04 Dec 2012 10:39 PM
skullkrusher     

LordOfThePings: I bet prison life is pretty zombie-rific.


shooting his gf over the Walking Dead? I think the special hospital is more likely

04 Dec 2012 10:40 PM
fappomatic     
Randy sure has gone downhill since "Earl" went off the air.

04 Dec 2012 10:43 PM
LordOfThePings     

skullkrusher: shooting his gf over the Walking Dead? I think the special hospital is more likely


Care to wager? Loser has to sit through the Twilight Saga non-stop.

04 Dec 2012 10:44 PM
Mega Steve     
"The rifle went off accidentally," Gurman's attorney, Edward L. Lieberman

He was just cleaning it! While it was loaded....aimed at her back

Also, what is he wearing?
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Could be a young Christina Aguilera or Avril Lavigne. Either way, it's a little weird

04 Dec 2012 10:45 PM
diaphoresis     
I always shoot my way through an argument.

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04 Dec 2012 10:46 PM
Metalithic     
Just the other day, I mentioned in the thread about people buying guns for the zombie apocalypse that something like this could happen. Everyone thought I was being ridiculous.

04 Dec 2012 10:48 PM
schoolbread     

Mega Steve: "The rifle went off accidentally," Gurman's attorney, Edward L. Lieberman

He was just cleaning it! While it was loaded....aimed at her back

Also, what is he wearing?


Could be a young Christina Aguilera or Avril Lavigne. Either way, it's a little weird


Rofl, that shirt...is he wearing it to be ironic?

04 Dec 2012 10:49 PM
swahnhennessy     
There are some stupid people on this world.

04 Dec 2012 10:50 PM
adeist69     
You're supposed to wait until after they turn, dumb ass.

04 Dec 2012 10:52 PM
That damn fedora     

Metalithic: Just the other day, I mentioned in the thread about people buying guns for the zombie apocalypse that something like this could happen. Everyone thought I was being ridiculous.


Time to point a rifle at their backs.

/We're waiting.

04 Dec 2012 10:53 PM
Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
...Which is exactly what 26-year-old Long Island man Jared Gurman is accused of doing ...

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That's a rough 26

Oh, and, MELLOW OUT, MAN!

04 Dec 2012 10:53 PM
diaphoresis     

Metalithic: Just the other day, I mentioned in the thread about people buying guns for the zombie apocalypse that something like this could happen. Everyone thought I was being ridiculous.


See what happens when you start trolling in another thread? The universe gets even with you by proving you right!

;-)

04 Dec 2012 10:53 PM
Mr. Eugenides     

Metalithic: Just the other day, I mentioned in the thread about people buying guns for the zombie apocalypse that something like this could happen. Everyone thought I was being ridiculous.


Actually, I think it shows that a .22LR is probably not the bullet of choice. It barely put his girlfriend in the hospital. That wouldn't even slow down a blood lust driven zombie!

04 Dec 2012 10:55 PM
skullkrusher     

LordOfThePings: skullkrusher: shooting his gf over the Walking Dead? I think the special hospital is more likely

Care to wager? Loser has to sit through the Twilight Saga non-stop.


can we wager our left nuts instead? I am not THAT confident

04 Dec 2012 10:58 PM
duffblue     
Just came in to ask why anyone would sit through The Walking Dead. shiat dialogue, illogical choices made by boring characters, and written to obviously draw it out as long as possible. I guess I would like it if I had never seen any other television show ever.

04 Dec 2012 10:59 PM
MrEricSir     
Wait, this is impossible. According to every conservative I've heard, more guns should have made them safer, not less so.

Obviously this is a libtard conspiracy and she was never shot.

04 Dec 2012 10:59 PM
skullkrusher     

MrEricSir: Wait, this is impossible. According to every conservative I've heard, more guns should have made them safer, not less so.

Obviously this is a libtard conspiracy and she was never shot.


I think you're looking for the "I'm Not Funny and I Try too Hard" tab. In the works, I believe.

04 Dec 2012 11:05 PM
Igor Jakovsky     
Which is exactly what 26-year-old Long Island man Jared Gurman is accused of doing to his girlfriend

Im calling BS on both of these things.

04 Dec 2012 11:06 PM
adeist69     

duffblue: Just came in to ask why anyone would sit through The Walking Dead. shiat dialogue, illogical choices made by boring characters, and written to obviously draw it out as long as possible. I guess I would like it if I had never seen any other television show ever.



In a nutshell, it's a soap opera for men. Does that help explain it?

04 Dec 2012 11:10 PM
TastyEloi     
So now I suppose women have a new question to add to their list of "Questions to automatically eliminate unsuitable romantic partners":

"Do you really believe a zombie outbreak is possible?"

04 Dec 2012 11:10 PM
Trafficguy2000     
wat?! my wife and I watch the talking dead all the time but we don't shoot each other over it! This is ridiculous
F you talking dead

04 Dec 2012 11:13 PM
adeist69     

TastyEloi: So now I suppose women have a new question to add to their list of "Questions to automatically eliminate unsuitable romantic partners":

"Do you really believe a zombie outbreak is possible?"



Yeah well, those biatches will be the first to go because their metrosexual boyfriends haven't practiced swinging a machete.

04 Dec 2012 11:20 PM
MrEricSir     

skullkrusher: MrEricSir: Wait, this is impossible. According to every conservative I've heard, more guns should have made them safer, not less so.

Obviously this is a libtard conspiracy and she was never shot.

I think you're looking for the "I'm Not Funny and I Try too Hard" tab. In the works, I believe.


Jay Leno has a Fark tab?

04 Dec 2012 11:23 PM
way south     
Rule one of surviving a Zombie Apocalypse: Don't get killed before it starts.

04 Dec 2012 11:28 PM
litespeed74     

adeist69: duffblue: Just came in to ask why anyone would sit through The Walking Dead. shiat dialogue, illogical choices made by boring characters, and written to obviously draw it out as long as possible. I guess I would like it if I had never seen any other television show ever.


In a nutshell, it's a soap opera for men. Does that help explain it?


I'm slowly wearing down...there's still those few "oh shiate" moments that keep me watching. I compare it to golf. I suck but those few good hits and a par putt on 2-3 holes a round keep me coming back.

Plus The stupid kid drove me nuts last season .So far it's not as bad this season.

04 Dec 2012 11:29 PM
Happy Hours     

adeist69: You're supposed to wait until after they turn, dumb ass.


There was one zombie movie (Land of the Dead?) where they shot you as soon as you got bitten because it only took seconds to turn. Maybe he was arguing that Walking Dead wasn't realistic because it didn't follow those rules and he thought she got bit.

04 Dec 2012 11:33 PM
duffblue     

adeist69: duffblue: Just came in to ask why anyone would sit through The Walking Dead. shiat dialogue, illogical choices made by boring characters, and written to obviously draw it out as long as possible. I guess I would like it if I had never seen any other television show ever.


In a nutshell, it's a soap opera for men. Does that help explain it?


That explains it very well actually, I couldn't put my finger on it!

04 Dec 2012 11:43 PM
ladyfortuna     

Digitalstrange: Wow, I love the Walking Dead and can't imagine arguing with my girlfriend over the show enough to even raise our voices , much less doing so severely enough to involve weapons. WTF is wrong with people?


I ask myself that question pretty much every day, for a variety of reasons.

04 Dec 2012 11:50 PM
Mentat    [TotalFark]  

Happy Hours: There was one zombie movie (Land of the Dead?) where they shot you as soon as you got bitten because it only took seconds to turn. Maybe he was arguing that Walking Dead wasn't realistic because it didn't follow those rules and he thought she got bit.


In Land of the Dead, it took some time to turn, but they usually just put the bitten out of their misery fast. 28 Days Later had fast conversion.

04 Dec 2012 11:52 PM
lewismarktwo     
Got some city miles on ya, don't ya boy?

04 Dec 2012 11:52 PM
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