Wow, stupid, dangerous, and ugly. He's a keeper.

Carl, it's all fun being a badass, but now you're a bad influence on the general populace.

Hand in your hat and stay in the house. Sorry.

That Dixon family is hard core.

I just don't get the whole "zombie apocalypse" thing. Zombies aren't real.

This is what happens when dumb proliferates.

My hometown. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

EvilEgg:

Wow, stupid, dangerous, and ugly. He's a keeper.

Some people give guys like me a bad name. A .22?!?

Indubitably:

This is what happens when dumb proliferates.

Hence eugenics coupled with better schooling.

The One True TheDavid: EvilEgg:

Wow, stupid, dangerous, and ugly. He's a keeper.

Some people give guys like me a bad name. A .22?!?

That's a hard 26.

Of course a zombie outbreak couldn't happen, because all the Twilight Vampires would drain the zombies of blood before an epidemic could ever take hold.

"The rifle went off accidentally"

Yeah, sure it did bub, you should totally stick with that one.

I feel like in a true zombie apocalypse the majority of deaths would come from idiocy like this not actual zombie related fatalities.

Everybody knows you shoot lady zombies in the cooter and then stick it up her butt.

Wow, I love the Walking Dead and can't imagine arguing with my girlfriend over the show enough to even raise our voices , much less doing so severely enough to involve weapons. WTF is wrong with people?

Carl, get in the house

Just in the thread to say "Damn funny headline, Subby"

/Damn fine headline, Subby

I bet prison life is pretty zombie-rific.

skinink: Of course a zombie outbreak couldn't happen, because all the Twilight Vampires would drain the zombies of blood before an epidemic could ever take hold.

but seriously, I believe they would have the totally opposite effect of that

spoilers in case you live under a rock*
Why do I get the feeling this guy is a Rick fan boy, or maybe he was calling Lori a Jezebel whore throughout most of season 2, and maybe just maybe he was freakishly laughing when they did finally get rid of her?

LordOfThePings: I bet prison life is pretty zombie-rific.

shooting his gf over the Walking Dead? I think the special hospital is more likely

Randy sure has gone downhill since "Earl" went off the air.

skullkrusher: shooting his gf over the Walking Dead? I think the special hospital is more likely

Care to wager? Loser has to sit through the Twilight Saga non-stop.

"The rifle went off accidentally," Gurman's attorney, Edward L. Lieberman

He was just cleaning it! While it was loaded....aimed at her back

Also, what is he wearing?


Could be a young Christina Aguilera or Avril Lavigne. Either way, it's a little weird

I always shoot my way through an argument.

Just the other day, I mentioned in the thread about people buying guns for the zombie apocalypse that something like this could happen. Everyone thought I was being ridiculous.

Mega Steve: "The rifle went off accidentally," Gurman's attorney, Edward L. Lieberman

He was just cleaning it! While it was loaded....aimed at her back

Also, what is he wearing?


Could be a young Christina Aguilera or Avril Lavigne. Either way, it's a little weird

Rofl, that shirt...is he wearing it to be ironic?

There are some stupid people on this world.

You're supposed to wait until after they turn, dumb ass.

Metalithic: Just the other day, I mentioned in the thread about people buying guns for the zombie apocalypse that something like this could happen. Everyone thought I was being ridiculous.

Time to point a rifle at their backs.

/We're waiting.

...Which is exactly what 26-year-old Long Island man Jared Gurman is accused of doing ...



That's a rough 26

Oh, and, MELLOW OUT, MAN!

Metalithic: Just the other day, I mentioned in the thread about people buying guns for the zombie apocalypse that something like this could happen. Everyone thought I was being ridiculous.

See what happens when you start trolling in another thread? The universe gets even with you by proving you right!

;-)

Metalithic: Just the other day, I mentioned in the thread about people buying guns for the zombie apocalypse that something like this could happen. Everyone thought I was being ridiculous.

Actually, I think it shows that a .22LR is probably not the bullet of choice. It barely put his girlfriend in the hospital. That wouldn't even slow down a blood lust driven zombie!

LordOfThePings: skullkrusher: shooting his gf over the Walking Dead? I think the special hospital is more likely

Care to wager? Loser has to sit through the Twilight Saga non-stop.

can we wager our left nuts instead? I am not THAT confident

Just came in to ask why anyone would sit through The Walking Dead. shiat dialogue, illogical choices made by boring characters, and written to obviously draw it out as long as possible. I guess I would like it if I had never seen any other television show ever.

Wait, this is impossible. According to every conservative I've heard, more guns should have made them safer, not less so.

Obviously this is a libtard conspiracy and she was never shot.

MrEricSir: Wait, this is impossible. According to every conservative I've heard, more guns should have made them safer, not less so.

Obviously this is a libtard conspiracy and she was never shot.

I think you're looking for the "I'm Not Funny and I Try too Hard" tab. In the works, I believe.

Which is exactly what 26-year-old Long Island man Jared Gurman is accused of doing to his girlfriend

Im calling BS on both of these things.

duffblue: Just came in to ask why anyone would sit through The Walking Dead. shiat dialogue, illogical choices made by boring characters, and written to obviously draw it out as long as possible. I guess I would like it if I had never seen any other television show ever.


In a nutshell, it's a soap opera for men. Does that help explain it?

So now I suppose women have a new question to add to their list of "Questions to automatically eliminate unsuitable romantic partners":

"Do you really believe a zombie outbreak is possible?"

wat?! my wife and I watch the talking dead all the time but we don't shoot each other over it! This is ridiculous
F you talking dead

TastyEloi: So now I suppose women have a new question to add to their list of "Questions to automatically eliminate unsuitable romantic partners":

"Do you really believe a zombie outbreak is possible?"


Yeah well, those biatches will be the first to go because their metrosexual boyfriends haven't practiced swinging a machete.

skullkrusher: MrEricSir: Wait, this is impossible. According to every conservative I've heard, more guns should have made them safer, not less so.

Obviously this is a libtard conspiracy and she was never shot.

I think you're looking for the "I'm Not Funny and I Try too Hard" tab. In the works, I believe.

Jay Leno has a Fark tab?

Rule one of surviving a Zombie Apocalypse: Don't get killed before it starts.

adeist69: duffblue: Just came in to ask why anyone would sit through The Walking Dead. shiat dialogue, illogical choices made by boring characters, and written to obviously draw it out as long as possible. I guess I would like it if I had never seen any other television show ever.


In a nutshell, it's a soap opera for men. Does that help explain it?

I'm slowly wearing down...there's still those few "oh shiate" moments that keep me watching. I compare it to golf. I suck but those few good hits and a par putt on 2-3 holes a round keep me coming back.

Plus The stupid kid drove me nuts last season .So far it's not as bad this season.

adeist69: You're supposed to wait until after they turn, dumb ass.

There was one zombie movie (Land of the Dead?) where they shot you as soon as you got bitten because it only took seconds to turn. Maybe he was arguing that Walking Dead wasn't realistic because it didn't follow those rules and he thought she got bit.

adeist69: duffblue: Just came in to ask why anyone would sit through The Walking Dead. shiat dialogue, illogical choices made by boring characters, and written to obviously draw it out as long as possible. I guess I would like it if I had never seen any other television show ever.


In a nutshell, it's a soap opera for men. Does that help explain it?

That explains it very well actually, I couldn't put my finger on it!

Digitalstrange: Wow, I love the Walking Dead and can't imagine arguing with my girlfriend over the show enough to even raise our voices , much less doing so severely enough to involve weapons. WTF is wrong with people?

I ask myself that question pretty much every day, for a variety of reasons.

Happy Hours: There was one zombie movie (Land of the Dead?) where they shot you as soon as you got bitten because it only took seconds to turn. Maybe he was arguing that Walking Dead wasn't realistic because it didn't follow those rules and he thought she got bit.

In Land of the Dead, it took some time to turn, but they usually just put the bitten out of their misery fast. 28 Days Later had fast conversion.

Got some city miles on ya, don't ya boy?