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04 Dec 2012 09:58 PM   |   7251 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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brap    [TotalFark]  
You know, before my back was broken,  I had no use for these quad bikes.  
 
While you're at it, could you hook a brother up and make toast out of me so I can use this stolen panini press?

04 Dec 2012 08:30 PM
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Indubitably     
To break

04 Dec 2012 09:59 PM
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BronyMedic     

Indubitably: To break


Or not to break.

04 Dec 2012 10:02 PM
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BenJammin     
If you can't deal with the PTSD, don't do the crime!

04 Dec 2012 10:04 PM
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AlwaysRightBoy    [TotalFark]  

Indubitably: To break


...the camels back

/now that was a game

04 Dec 2012 10:04 PM
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CluelessMoron     
That's what can happen when you're unloading your quad.

/raise your hand if you remember that fark micro-meme

04 Dec 2012 10:05 PM
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happyleper     
Apparently, apostrophes are difficult.

04 Dec 2012 10:05 PM
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diaphoresis     
Unjustified over-reacting to a situation is part of my Constitutional Rights! I'm calling Sarah Palin.. this is an outrage!

dnrtfa

04 Dec 2012 10:05 PM
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LDM90     
I just unloaded my quads so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

04 Dec 2012 10:06 PM
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
Aren't all bikes "quad bikes"?? It would be pretty hard to pedal with your bicep!

04 Dec 2012 10:07 PM
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Indubitably     

BronyMedic: Indubitably: To break

Or not to break.


AlwaysRightBoy: Indubitably: To break

...the camels back

/now that was a game

To gang


04 Dec 2012 10:07 PM
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way south     
In my day we avoided grievous bodily harm by not stealing other peoples shiat.

04 Dec 2012 10:07 PM
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MrHappyRotter     
When I steal someone's stuff, I always make sure to negotiate a mutually beneficial financial agreement to acquire such goods before I come into the person's home. What are these thieves thinking?

04 Dec 2012 10:09 PM
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Indubitably     

way south: In my day we avoided grievous bodily harm by not stealing other peoples shiat.


"Indeed," said the Apostrophe. *)

04 Dec 2012 10:11 PM
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misanthropicsob     
Guy got four years for taking a thief to the hospital.

/no good deed

04 Dec 2012 10:12 PM
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Indubitably     

MrHappyRotter: When I steal someone's stuff, I always make sure to negotiate a mutually beneficial financial agreement to acquire such goods before I come into the person's home. What are these thieves thinking?


It's called a BATNA, no?

04 Dec 2012 10:12 PM
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farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  
Doctors say he needs a backiotomy.

04 Dec 2012 10:12 PM
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BoxOfBees     
So the thief isn't facing charges, but the victim is? What's next, jailing women for fighting off rapists?

04 Dec 2012 10:13 PM
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Amos Quito     
Quad?

Bike?

www.christydena.com

What a "quad bike" might look like


/Never fark with a quad-biker's quad bike

04 Dec 2012 10:14 PM
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mik3ripp3r     
Really? LOL! i.dailymail.co.uk

04 Dec 2012 10:14 PM
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skinink     

Poor burglar, he was attacked by Bane.



"Wrhgblbgrblblurlublblr!"


jordonbrown.com


04 Dec 2012 10:17 PM
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Gdalescrboz     
Good question. When cops can prevent people from stealing my shiat, i'll stop putting the value of a thiefs life over a persons property. We have to much shiat to deal with in this world to put any value in someones life who is only making the world a worse place

04 Dec 2012 10:17 PM
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Amos Quito     

BoxOfBees: So the thief isn't facing charges, but the victim is? What's next, jailing women for fighting off rapists?



Just lie back and think of England.

04 Dec 2012 10:17 PM
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The One True TheDavid     
way south:

In my day we avoided grievous bodily harm by not stealing other peoples shiat.

This. GMTA.

04 Dec 2012 10:19 PM
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sgnilward    [TotalFark]  
Should have just beat the f*ck to death. World would have been better for it.

04 Dec 2012 10:23 PM
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revn67     
I lived there for 4 years and heard news stories like this. To this day I still am dismayed by the UK law enforcement laws.

It seems that the UK encourages property crime with judgements like this.

I'm glad I live in a castle law area.

//Nothing like the sound of a 12 gauge semi-auto shotgun chambering a magnum round.....no bats required.....

04 Dec 2012 10:26 PM
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diaphoresis     

sgnilward: Should have just beat the f*ck to death. World would have been better for it.


Always kill.. that way the victim doesn't get to tell their side of the story

04 Dec 2012 10:26 PM
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TheEdibleSnuggie    [TotalFark]  
Somebody say something about quads?


/headed to the gym in 26 minutes

04 Dec 2012 10:26 PM
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Pincy    [TotalFark]  

BoxOfBees: So the thief isn't facing charges, but the victim is? What's next, jailing women for fighting off rapists?


Unless the thief was trying to fark your gas tank I think there might be just a slight bit of difference between the two.

04 Dec 2012 10:44 PM
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flamingboard     
Headline is even funnier right above the story about the guy using karate on a home invasion. That got the hero tag.

04 Dec 2012 10:50 PM
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Seamer     
Zoot Sanchez not available for comment on why Captain America is being targeted once more.

i.ytimg.com

04 Dec 2012 10:59 PM
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runescorpio     

BoxOfBees: So the thief isn't facing charges, but the victim is? What's next, jailing women for fighting off rapists?


If you are gonna go at them... kill them and do it fast.
Avoids the nasty lawsuit afterwards.

People in south america picked up on that one fast. When they had people starting to throw themselves in front of cars to get lawsuits they began backing their cars over the victims.

04 Dec 2012 11:00 PM
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Alleyoop     
media.giantbomb.com

04 Dec 2012 11:26 PM
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Great Janitor     
If I ever decide to turn to a life of crime, I'm moving to England.

04 Dec 2012 11:35 PM
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JesusJuice     

misanthropicsob: Guy got four years for taking a thief to the hospital.

/no good deed


He started going wrong when he didn't dig a shallow grave.

05 Dec 2012 12:15 AM
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iron de havilland    [TotalFark]  

BoxOfBees: So the thief isn't facing charges, but the victim is? What's next, jailing women for fighting off rapists?


Congratulations, you've just been trolled by the Daily Fail.

revn67: I lived there for 4 years and heard news stories like this. To this day I still am dismayed by the UK law enforcement laws.

It seems that the UK encourages property crime with judgements like this.


You lived in the UK for 4 years, and take articles in the Daily Heil at face value?

I'm speechless.

I'm glad I live in a castle law area.

You know where "castle law" or "castle doctrine" comes from, right?

"An Englishman's home is his castle."

05 Dec 2012 12:26 AM
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anotar     
And don't forget to mention this tidbit:
Mr Pugh is not facing any charges in relation to the case.

05 Dec 2012 12:46 AM
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brukmann     

sgnilward: Should have just beat the f*ck to death. World would have been better for it.


He was stealing that quad to feed his family!

05 Dec 2012 01:01 AM
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Abacus9     

Indubitably: To break


Ultima gargoyles to approve

05 Dec 2012 01:22 AM
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wumpus     
Mr Constantine told the court how Wilkinson had been pushed to the ground by one of the three men he discovered trying to steal two quad bikes from his compound.

He said: 'You entered a yard where you work to find three men in the process of burgling your premises, that was a very traumatic experience for you as evidenced by the psychiatric report.

'It does seem that the other man involved was the one using the baton and was most likely to have caused the most extensive injuries.

'Having said that it was a joint enterprise and you must accept responsibility for your part in it.'


So, they broke in. Physically assaulted him. He fought back while his buddy may have went a little overboard. And he gets 4 years? They didn't go out looking for these guys afterwards or anything. If you are on somebody else's property illegally and pushing them around, you deserve to get your ass beat. You picked a fight and you lost.

05 Dec 2012 02:03 AM
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Bob_Sled    [TotalFark]  

iron de havilland: BoxOfBees: So the thief isn't facing charges, but the victim is? What's next, jailing women for fighting off rapists?

Congratulations, you've just been trolled by the Daily Fail.

revn67: I lived there for 4 years and heard news stories like this. To this day I still am dismayed by the UK law enforcement laws.

It seems that the UK encourages property crime with judgements like this.

You lived in the UK for 4 years, and take articles in the Daily Heil at face value?

I'm speechless.

I'm glad I live in a castle law area.

You know where "castle law" or "castle doctrine" comes from, right?

"An Englishman's home is his castle."


Until the squatters move in.

05 Dec 2012 02:07 AM
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Rent Party     
This is why petty crime is rampant in the UK and Ireland. It's a great place to be a crook.

05 Dec 2012 02:36 AM
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efgeise     
I have no problem with the guy defending himself/his property, up until the point where he tries to say he discovered the guy with a broken back.

05 Dec 2012 02:50 AM
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StoPPeRmobile     

Indubitably: BronyMedic: Indubitably: To break

Or not to break.

AlwaysRightBoy: Indubitably: To break

...the camels back

/now that was a game

To gang


True love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT: a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that. Except that's not what he said: he distinctly said "To Blave," which we all know means "to bluff." So you're probably playing cards, and he cheated!

05 Dec 2012 03:17 AM
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StoPPeRmobile     

Great Janitor: If I ever decide to turn to a life of crime, I'm moving to England.


geekspeak.tv

05 Dec 2012 03:22 AM
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Mock26     

BoxOfBees: So the thief isn't facing charges, but the victim is? What's next, jailing women for fighting off rapists?


Some guy got 3 months in jail for making offensive comments on Facebook!
Some other dude was arrested because he sang Kungfu Fighting in a karaoke club and some asian woman and son filed a complaint with the police, saying that they were offended! (Not sure of the sentence after he turned himself in.)

Great (*snerk*) Britain is fast becoming the most pathetic nanny state in existence.

05 Dec 2012 04:13 AM
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Mock26     

diaphoresis: sgnilward: Should have just beat the f*ck to death. World would have been better for it.

Always kill.. that way the victim doesn't get to tell their side of the story


Yes, your honor. I shouted, "Stop or I'll call a bobby who will say, "Stop or I shall say stop, again."" I must have startled the three criminals because the one guy fell over backwards and broke his back and neck on my grass and the other guy screamed and stabbed himself in the throat with my rake, which he was holding for some unknown reason. The third criminal fell on his knife 7 times, then flopped over and fell on it another two times. I was truly shocked at this horrific, tragic accident.

05 Dec 2012 04:23 AM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  

AlwaysRightBoy: Indubitably: To break

...the camels back

/now that was a game


not only a great game, but also a wonderful observation of day to day life. too bad the wimmen can't seem to catch on that everyone has a limit, and sooner or later something has to give.

05 Dec 2012 05:45 AM
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Dr.Mxyzptlk.     
I heard this once.

Question : Do you really think it's worth taking a man's (thief ) life a over a TV set ?
Answer: I think that up to the thief decide.

The thief has some responsibility here too.

05 Dec 2012 07:27 AM
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GORDON     
If only there were some way to avoid getting your back broken when trying to steal something.

None of us are safe.

05 Dec 2012 08:28 AM
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