You know, before my back was broken,  I had no use for these quad bikes.  
 
While you're at it, could you hook a brother up and make toast out of me so I can use this stolen panini press?

To break

Indubitably: To break

Or not to break.

If you can't deal with the PTSD, don't do the crime!

Indubitably: To break

...the camels back

/now that was a game

That's what can happen when you're unloading your quad.

/raise your hand if you remember that fark micro-meme

Apparently, apostrophes are difficult.

Unjustified over-reacting to a situation is part of my Constitutional Rights! I'm calling Sarah Palin.. this is an outrage!

dnrtfa

I just unloaded my quads so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Aren't all bikes "quad bikes"?? It would be pretty hard to pedal with your bicep!

BronyMedic: Indubitably: To break

Or not to break.

AlwaysRightBoy: Indubitably: To break

...the camels back

/now that was a game

To gang

In my day we avoided grievous bodily harm by not stealing other peoples shiat.

When I steal someone's stuff, I always make sure to negotiate a mutually beneficial financial agreement to acquire such goods before I come into the person's home. What are these thieves thinking?

way south: In my day we avoided grievous bodily harm by not stealing other peoples shiat.

"Indeed," said the Apostrophe. *)

Guy got four years for taking a thief to the hospital.

/no good deed

MrHappyRotter: When I steal someone's stuff, I always make sure to negotiate a mutually beneficial financial agreement to acquire such goods before I come into the person's home. What are these thieves thinking?

It's called a BATNA, no?

Doctors say he needs a backiotomy.

So the thief isn't facing charges, but the victim is? What's next, jailing women for fighting off rapists?

Quad?

Bike?



What a "quad bike" might look like


/Never fark with a quad-biker's quad bike

Really? LOL!

Poor burglar, he was attacked by Bane.

"Wrhgblbgrblblurlublblr!"

Good question. When cops can prevent people from stealing my shiat, i'll stop putting the value of a thiefs life over a persons property. We have to much shiat to deal with in this world to put any value in someones life who is only making the world a worse place

BoxOfBees: So the thief isn't facing charges, but the victim is? What's next, jailing women for fighting off rapists?


Just lie back and think of England.

way south:

In my day we avoided grievous bodily harm by not stealing other peoples shiat.

This. GMTA.

Should have just beat the f*ck to death. World would have been better for it.

I lived there for 4 years and heard news stories like this. To this day I still am dismayed by the UK law enforcement laws.

It seems that the UK encourages property crime with judgements like this.

I'm glad I live in a castle law area.

//Nothing like the sound of a 12 gauge semi-auto shotgun chambering a magnum round.....no bats required.....

sgnilward: Should have just beat the f*ck to death. World would have been better for it.

Always kill.. that way the victim doesn't get to tell their side of the story

Somebody say something about quads?


/headed to the gym in 26 minutes

BoxOfBees: So the thief isn't facing charges, but the victim is? What's next, jailing women for fighting off rapists?

Unless the thief was trying to fark your gas tank I think there might be just a slight bit of difference between the two.

Headline is even funnier right above the story about the guy using karate on a home invasion. That got the hero tag.

Zoot Sanchez not available for comment on why Captain America is being targeted once more.

BoxOfBees: So the thief isn't facing charges, but the victim is? What's next, jailing women for fighting off rapists?

If you are gonna go at them... kill them and do it fast.
Avoids the nasty lawsuit afterwards.

People in south america picked up on that one fast. When they had people starting to throw themselves in front of cars to get lawsuits they began backing their cars over the victims.

If I ever decide to turn to a life of crime, I'm moving to England.

misanthropicsob: Guy got four years for taking a thief to the hospital.

/no good deed

He started going wrong when he didn't dig a shallow grave.

BoxOfBees: So the thief isn't facing charges, but the victim is? What's next, jailing women for fighting off rapists?

Congratulations, you've just been trolled by the Daily Fail.

revn67: I lived there for 4 years and heard news stories like this. To this day I still am dismayed by the UK law enforcement laws.

It seems that the UK encourages property crime with judgements like this.

You lived in the UK for 4 years, and take articles in the Daily Heil at face value?

I'm speechless.

I'm glad I live in a castle law area.

You know where "castle law" or "castle doctrine" comes from, right?

"An Englishman's home is his castle."

And don't forget to mention this tidbit:
Mr Pugh is not facing any charges in relation to the case.

sgnilward: Should have just beat the f*ck to death. World would have been better for it.

He was stealing that quad to feed his family!

Indubitably: To break

Ultima gargoyles to approve

Mr Constantine told the court how Wilkinson had been pushed to the ground by one of the three men he discovered trying to steal two quad bikes from his compound.

He said: 'You entered a yard where you work to find three men in the process of burgling your premises, that was a very traumatic experience for you as evidenced by the psychiatric report.

'It does seem that the other man involved was the one using the baton and was most likely to have caused the most extensive injuries.

'Having said that it was a joint enterprise and you must accept responsibility for your part in it.'

So, they broke in. Physically assaulted him. He fought back while his buddy may have went a little overboard. And he gets 4 years? They didn't go out looking for these guys afterwards or anything. If you are on somebody else's property illegally and pushing them around, you deserve to get your ass beat. You picked a fight and you lost.

iron de havilland: BoxOfBees: So the thief isn't facing charges, but the victim is? What's next, jailing women for fighting off rapists?

Congratulations, you've just been trolled by the Daily Fail.

revn67: I lived there for 4 years and heard news stories like this. To this day I still am dismayed by the UK law enforcement laws.

It seems that the UK encourages property crime with judgements like this.

You lived in the UK for 4 years, and take articles in the Daily Heil at face value?

I'm speechless.

I'm glad I live in a castle law area.

You know where "castle law" or "castle doctrine" comes from, right?

"An Englishman's home is his castle."

Until the squatters move in.

This is why petty crime is rampant in the UK and Ireland. It's a great place to be a crook.

I have no problem with the guy defending himself/his property, up until the point where he tries to say he discovered the guy with a broken back.

Indubitably: BronyMedic: Indubitably: To break

Or not to break.

AlwaysRightBoy: Indubitably: To break

...the camels back

/now that was a game

To gang

True love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT: a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that. Except that's not what he said: he distinctly said "To Blave," which we all know means "to bluff." So you're probably playing cards, and he cheated!

Great Janitor: If I ever decide to turn to a life of crime, I'm moving to England.

BoxOfBees: So the thief isn't facing charges, but the victim is? What's next, jailing women for fighting off rapists?

Some guy got 3 months in jail for making offensive comments on Facebook!
Some other dude was arrested because he sang Kungfu Fighting in a karaoke club and some asian woman and son filed a complaint with the police, saying that they were offended! (Not sure of the sentence after he turned himself in.)

Great (*snerk*) Britain is fast becoming the most pathetic nanny state in existence.

diaphoresis: sgnilward: Should have just beat the f*ck to death. World would have been better for it.

Always kill.. that way the victim doesn't get to tell their side of the story

Yes, your honor. I shouted, "Stop or I'll call a bobby who will say, "Stop or I shall say stop, again."" I must have startled the three criminals because the one guy fell over backwards and broke his back and neck on my grass and the other guy screamed and stabbed himself in the throat with my rake, which he was holding for some unknown reason. The third criminal fell on his knife 7 times, then flopped over and fell on it another two times. I was truly shocked at this horrific, tragic accident.

AlwaysRightBoy: Indubitably: To break

...the camels back

/now that was a game

not only a great game, but also a wonderful observation of day to day life. too bad the wimmen can't seem to catch on that everyone has a limit, and sooner or later something has to give.

I heard this once.

Question : Do you really think it's worth taking a man's (thief ) life a over a TV set ?
Answer: I think that up to the thief decide.

The thief has some responsibility here too.

If only there were some way to avoid getting your back broken when trying to steal something.

None of us are safe.