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   The Fallout Burger is the UK's most dangerous burger. How dangerous, you ask? You need protective gloves to handle it

04 Dec 2012 10:03 PM   |   17140 clicks   |   The Sun
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Ed Finnerty     
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04 Dec 2012 09:03 PM
SnarfVader     

04 Dec 2012 09:53 PM
JonBuck     
Washed down with Nuka Cola.

04 Dec 2012 10:05 PM
Popcorn Johnny     
My asshole burns just looking at it.

04 Dec 2012 10:05 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo     
The pickles, they do nothing!

04 Dec 2012 10:06 PM
Indubitably     
To burn

04 Dec 2012 10:06 PM
LordOfThePings     
Seems legit. 

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04 Dec 2012 10:07 PM
BoxOfBees     
thanks, now i'm hungry

04 Dec 2012 10:07 PM
Thisbymaster     
Why? You can't enjoy it and it only brings pain.

04 Dec 2012 10:08 PM
BenJammin     
The name is about what falls out of your ass later.

04 Dec 2012 10:08 PM
Mixolydian Master     
IN before people discussing the courage, deep pleasure and inner strength of character they have for eating the hottest peppers in recorded history like snacks.

/b-b-b-but the endorphin sweats do.... something amazing that I'm trying to remember, from that article I read!

04 Dec 2012 10:09 PM
Ehcks     

Thisbymaster: Why? You can't enjoy it and it only brings pain.


Food masochism. That's about the only way I can explain my love for peppers.

04 Dec 2012 10:10 PM
ModernLuddite     
I appreciate spicy, but for the love of God WHY does it also have to be 90 lbs of beef?

04 Dec 2012 10:10 PM
fappomatic     

Thisbymaster: Why? You can't enjoy it and it only brings pain.


Reduce the heat to simmer and I'd destroy that thing in seconds.

\why'd I have a salad tonite? Why?

04 Dec 2012 10:10 PM
schrepjm     
C'mon America, we can top this.

04 Dec 2012 10:11 PM
Taima     
I thought most British food was already toxic.

04 Dec 2012 10:11 PM
TheTurtle     
British: it's spelled C-H-I-L-I, and not all farking peppers are chilis.

04 Dec 2012 10:12 PM
TofuTheAlmighty     
I'd enjoy the heat. But it's huge, has faux pizza for buns, and I'm not that much a glutton.

04 Dec 2012 10:12 PM
zvoidx    [TotalFark]  
The stupid, it burns.

04 Dec 2012 10:12 PM
LordOfThePings     

Thisbymaster: Why? You can't enjoy it and it only brings pain.


But enough about my marriage.

04 Dec 2012 10:13 PM
WeenerGord     
Bustling with sauce, salad and three beefy burgers, it also includes a further 18oz of cheese all sandwiched between two deep fried pizza slices and served with a triple portion of chilli fries.


Genius!

04 Dec 2012 10:14 PM
LonMead     
While I'm not a fan of hot for the sake of being hot (I've seen some pretty ridiculous recipes for hot wings and chili, and some of that stuff on Man vs. Food is simply beyond my understanding), that burger actually looks pretty good. I'd give it a try.

04 Dec 2012 10:14 PM
Fjornir     
I'd split one with a few of you. My limit is pretty high but I expect that is well out of bound for me.

/hot stuff is hot. Love the burn. Pretending it isn't hot is just dumb and makes you look like a douche

04 Dec 2012 10:18 PM
davidphogan     

LonMead: While I'm not a fan of hot for the sake of being hot (I've seen some pretty ridiculous recipes for hot wings and chili, and some of that stuff on Man vs. Food is simply beyond my understanding), that burger actually looks pretty good. I'd give it a try.


While Man vs. Food has some nasty crap on it, the habenero fritters feature on the Portland episode are awesome.

04 Dec 2012 10:18 PM
nucular bum     
Cue the Nanny State to seek its ban, or its prohibitive regulation...

/"this sort of gluttony and masochism should not be tolerated"
//or some such claptrap

04 Dec 2012 10:19 PM
talkertopc     

Thisbymaster: Why? You can't enjoy it and it only brings pain.


Those "meals" aren't delicacies or nourishment, they're conquests.

04 Dec 2012 10:19 PM
Hagbardr     
War. War never changes.

04 Dec 2012 10:20 PM
skinink     
Not worried. I have a stomach as indestructible as Guy Fawkes.

04 Dec 2012 10:21 PM
Ishidan     

ModernLuddite: I appreciate spicy, but for the love of God WHY does it also have to be 90 lbs of beef?


Because it can be. If you're going to be a food masochist, go all the way-stuff that gut not only full of fire, but enough salt and fat to make sure you loosen those pipes.

04 Dec 2012 10:21 PM
Indubitably     
"Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the dogs of war!"

04 Dec 2012 10:24 PM
2 Replies     
What's the point of the Jalapenos? It's like having a tambourine played during a Gwar song.

04 Dec 2012 10:25 PM
pheelix     

skinink: Not worried. I have a stomach as indestructible as Guy Fawkes.


Maybe, but you'll wish you had a stomach as indestructible as this guy Fawkes.
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04 Dec 2012 10:25 PM
WeenerGord     

Ishidan: make sure you loosen those pipes.


Come on, ice cream! Come on, ice cream!

04 Dec 2012 10:26 PM
reklamfox     
FTFA "It's a constant burn, the heat intensifies with every mouthful, each bite is like an inferno in your mouth. It's still tasty though, the heat doesn't spoil the taste."

Bullshiat. There is a point of heat in which your mouth goes numb and your tongue can't taste anything at all because it's burning out of your head. This burger looks like its passed that point AND collected $200

04 Dec 2012 10:26 PM
Kibbler     
You know what's boring? Stories about giant hamburgers.

04 Dec 2012 10:26 PM
Skirl Hutsenreiter     

ModernLuddite: I appreciate spicy, but for the love of God WHY does it also have to be 90 lbs of beef?


This.

Plus cheese and deep fried pizza slices instead of buns?

04 Dec 2012 10:29 PM
FuManchu7    [TotalFark]  

schrepjm: C'mon America, we can top this.


We already have!

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Ghost chili laughs at their wimpy hot sauce.

04 Dec 2012 10:30 PM
FuManchu7    [TotalFark]  
Odd, the image worked in preview. It's a picture of a four horseman burger.

04 Dec 2012 10:32 PM
saturn badger    [TotalFark]  

nucular bum: Cue the Nanny State to seek its ban, or its prohibitive regulation...

/"this sort of gluttony and masochism should not be tolerated"
//or some such claptrap


Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, their opinion, man.

04 Dec 2012 10:34 PM
ZoeNekros     

ModernLuddite: I appreciate spicy, but for the love of God WHY does it also have to be 90 lbs of beef?


This is my response as well. Take off two of those patties, and I'd be happy to try one.

On a different note... I don't understand the glove requirement, if it's not just PR. One should certainly should wear gloves while preparing it, but brief contact isn't a big deal, and you'll mostly only touch the bun. I'd be careful and all, but I'd much rather eat gloveless.

04 Dec 2012 10:39 PM
Krieghund     

TheTurtle: British: it's spelled C-H-I-L-I, and not all farking peppers are chilis.


What are you going on about? They used it correctly.

04 Dec 2012 10:39 PM
lewismarktwo     
Habaneros are hot enough for me. If you can't taste the flavor of the pepper, you're just masturbating.

04 Dec 2012 10:40 PM
Charninja     
Deep fried pizza buns. I think I found the name for my new indie nuwave band.

Also, if they just used those on a regular burgar without all the chillies, that'd be awesome.

04 Dec 2012 10:42 PM
CeroX     
Just won the office Annual Chili Cook-Off for the 5 Alarm category for using a sauce 5 times stronger than US Military grade Mace/Pepper Spray, so getting a kick... in the mouth... from Chuck Norris... wearing Walker Texas Ranger cowboy boots...


/loves "The Source"
//Scoffs at ghost chilies
///Link

04 Dec 2012 10:43 PM
unicron702     
Those aren't the hottest peppers anymore, that trinidad butch t scorpion took that title.

04 Dec 2012 10:44 PM
CeroX     

Thisbymaster: Why? You can't enjoy it and it only brings pain.


That's why you have to go above and beyond... after a certain point, it stops being "hot and spicy" and goes into inducing localized shock, essentially snapping the pain receptors shut, then as the substance makes its way down to your stomach, the hairs on your back and neck raise, your face and fingers tingle as your body produces both adrenaline and endorphins in reaction to the substance...

And the output of adrenaline is constant, so your mind races, your heart races, and you don't sleep...

04 Dec 2012 10:49 PM
Packersfan823     
Still better than a 200-year-old salisbury steak.

04 Dec 2012 10:50 PM
TOG85    [TotalFark]  
I've had ghost pepper jerky. Hot as hell, but delicious ... if I was in the UK, I'd give it a shot.

04 Dec 2012 10:53 PM
laid back w/bud light     
Why would I want to eat something so hot it's painful, the shiat out LAVA the next day? I like spicy food but when that's the only taste it's not worth it.
/fratboy food?

04 Dec 2012 10:59 PM
Wayne 985     

Ed Finnerty: [guidesmedia.ign.com image 590x335]


You know... I'm normally a very heroic character in my playthroughs, but I had to try the evil route on that mission and it was damn fun.

04 Dec 2012 11:07 PM
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