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   Nymphomaniac found dead in bed. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

04 Dec 2012 11:02 PM   |   21836 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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phlegmmo    [TotalFark]  
It's like she came... and went.

04 Dec 2012 06:31 PM
Generation_D    [TotalFark]  
Daily Fail outdoing themselves today.

04 Dec 2012 08:29 PM
Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  
You probably would have.
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04 Dec 2012 08:34 PM
EvilEgg    [TotalFark]  

Marcus Aurelius: You probably would have.


Yeah probably. But I wouldn't brag about it later.

/ who am I kidding, of course I would brag.

04 Dec 2012 08:38 PM
Ed Finnerty     
When they slice her open they'll find she's made entirely of herpes.

04 Dec 2012 08:44 PM
Mentat    [TotalFark]  
She died like she lived. On her back.

04 Dec 2012 08:47 PM
Earguy    [TotalFark]  
"At least she died doing what she loved."

04 Dec 2012 09:17 PM
Apos     
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is envious.

04 Dec 2012 09:42 PM
skinink     
Death by snu-snu.

04 Dec 2012 11:04 PM
soupbone     
Pete and Re-Pete....oh...nevermind.

04 Dec 2012 11:05 PM
buckler     
Yikes. That's like me killing myself for being 14.

04 Dec 2012 11:07 PM
had98c     
The always popular insatiable female sex drive trifecta in play.

04 Dec 2012 11:11 PM
laid back w/bud light     
Did she take a money-shot to the head?

04 Dec 2012 11:12 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
She didn't like to have sex with corpses., subby, she wasn't a narcoleptic.

04 Dec 2012 11:13 PM
harrydorcas     
If I were asked to have sex that number of times, I would not mind if she was an Ayre Head like sex so good you lose your eyesight.

04 Dec 2012 11:15 PM
Summoner101     
I've heard of farkin' a woman's brains out but COME ON

04 Dec 2012 11:16 PM
DrunkenBob     
She was a victim of the bias toward monogamy. She needed at least eight men to take turns on her around the clock. Seven guys buys you enough time to catch your breath, rest, and rebuild your horniness.

Unless she had a major fetish for seeing guys reduced to blubbering tears. It's too late to know now. Goodnight, sweet princess.

04 Dec 2012 11:21 PM
Amos Quito     

skinink: Death by snu-snu.


When good snu-snu goes bad

04 Dec 2012 11:22 PM
electronsexparty     
10 times a day? Damn. And I feel like a nympho when I want it more than once a day.

/women don't want sex, are you kidding?
//get farked once a week, at best
///how you doin'?

04 Dec 2012 11:22 PM
Beaver Knievel     
Thank God you can't die from masturbating five times a day!

04 Dec 2012 11:23 PM
DerpHerder     

Beaver Knievel: Thank God you can't die from masturbating five times a day!


Fark would be a ghost town.

04 Dec 2012 11:26 PM
onyxruby     
I spent a decent amount of time with a nymphomaniac for a period of time. At first I thought it was a really sweet deal.

However after a while I realized that it was always quantity over quality and the sex was really all she wanted. Quality really does matter more than quantity.

Nice lady, it was never going to work out to have a relationship with her. Makes me wonder what she's up to nowadays.

04 Dec 2012 11:30 PM
onyxruby     
One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.

04 Dec 2012 11:31 PM
rynopayno     
I swear this article is a rehash. I have read this before. I know what the date is.

04 Dec 2012 11:37 PM
Metalithic     

onyxruby: One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.


Except for imprisoning and sexually assaulting several people.

04 Dec 2012 11:44 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

Metalithic: onyxruby: One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.

Except for imprisoning and sexually assaulting several people.


Thank you, that's where it gets crazy and illegal.

04 Dec 2012 11:46 PM
Tumunga     
You all missed this on the same page?

Link

I used to look up to you Farkers.

04 Dec 2012 11:47 PM
onyxruby     

Metalithic: Except for imprisoning and sexually assaulting several people.


D'oh - did not read the farking article! I can't argue your point on that part.

04 Dec 2012 11:47 PM
crabsno termites     

onyxruby: Quality really does matter more than quantity.


Always enjoyed chasing more than catching. Once you've charmed them out of their panties, the joy is lessened.

/ the ones I didn't catch are the ones I remember most fondly.

04 Dec 2012 11:48 PM
Mega Steve     

onyxruby: One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.


Who are you talking about? The woman you knew, or the woman in the article who would keep dudes locked up against their will so she could use them as her own personal sex slaves?

She wasn't a slut. She was damned succubus

04 Dec 2012 11:50 PM
biyaaatci     
It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in it compulsively and without joy.

04 Dec 2012 11:51 PM
Dingleberry Dickwad    [TotalFark]  

rynopayno: I swear this article is a rehash. I have read this before. I know what the date is.


That's because there was an article some time ago about this lady when she was essentially kidnapping guys and farking them until they couldn't walk anymore, and now she's dead. Subby could have gone with the follow up tag, but went for the sad tag instead.

04 Dec 2012 11:51 PM
Gawdzila     

Marcus Aurelius: You probably would have.
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Uh, no.

04 Dec 2012 11:53 PM
Ebenator    [TotalFark]  

Tumunga: You all missed this on the same page?

Link

I used to look up to you Farkers.


Chill, and scroll down a few links.

04 Dec 2012 11:54 PM
rikkitikkitavi     
so five times before noon on monday and i was halfway to dead. damn, it felt much better then.

04 Dec 2012 11:58 PM
MFAWG     
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Hai, gaiz, what's going on in this thread?


/Obscure?

05 Dec 2012 12:01 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

Tumunga: You all missed this on the same page?

Link

I used to look up to you Farkers.


No. You missed it two headlines down.

05 Dec 2012 12:03 AM
willfullyobscure     

MFAWG: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x475]

Hai, gaiz, what's going on in this thread?


/Obscure?


sure. whatever.

05 Dec 2012 12:03 AM
RatMaster999     

Ebenator: Tumunga: You all missed this on the same page?

Link

I used to look up to you Farkers.

Chill, and scroll down a few links.


Too bad these women weren't lesbians...might've been able to help each other out...

05 Dec 2012 12:05 AM
martid4    [TotalFark]  
I know I hate it when women just treat me like a piece of meat.

05 Dec 2012 12:05 AM
onyxruby     

Mega Steve: onyxruby: One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.

Who are you talking about? The woman you knew, or the woman in the article who would keep dudes locked up against their will so she could use them as her own personal sex slaves?

She wasn't a slut. She was damned succubus


I was reminded of the woman I knew and had not yet read the article. I already got my D'oh out a few comments above. I have now read the article.

05 Dec 2012 12:05 AM
CowboyUpCowgirlDown     

onyxruby: I spent a decent amount of time with a nymphomaniac for a period of time. At first I thought it was a really sweet deal.

However after a while I realized that it was always quantity over quality and the sex was really all she wanted. Quality really does matter more than quantity.

Nice lady, it was never going to work out to have a relationship with her. Makes me wonder what she's up to nowadays.


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She's been working in her garden.

05 Dec 2012 12:05 AM
onyxruby     

tinfoil-hat maggie: Metalithic: onyxruby: One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.

Except for imprisoning and sexually assaulting several people.

Thank you, that's where it gets crazy and illegal.


I've now read the article and see the crazy and illegal part.

/Read then post, I really should know better....

05 Dec 2012 12:07 AM
JesusJuice     
*crosses fingers*
Horny unto death trifecta... horny unto death trifecta...

05 Dec 2012 12:11 AM
Ishkur    [TotalFark]  
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05 Dec 2012 12:16 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

onyxruby: tinfoil-hat maggie: Metalithic: onyxruby: One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.

Except for imprisoning and sexually assaulting several people.

Thank you, that's where it gets crazy and illegal.

I've now read the article and see the crazy and illegal part.

/Read then post, I really should know better....


Yea, women was crazy, once they've done their duty for god, queen, and country well well they end up on the patio calling the cops it's way past time to let them go:/

05 Dec 2012 12:22 AM
onyxruby     

tinfoil-hat maggie: onyxruby: tinfoil-hat maggie: Metalithic: onyxruby: One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.

Except for imprisoning and sexually assaulting several people.

Thank you, that's where it gets crazy and illegal.

I've now read the article and see the crazy and illegal part.

/Read then post, I really should know better....

Yea, women was crazy, once they've done their duty for god, queen, and country well well they end up on the patio calling the cops it's way past time to let them go:/


Yeah, if they are calling the cops to escape she's definitely gone from nymph to manic.

05 Dec 2012 12:26 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

onyxruby: tinfoil-hat maggie: onyxruby: tinfoil-hat maggie: Metalithic: onyxruby: One more thought, no need to slut shame the woman. She wasn't cheating on anyone or doing anything wrong.

Except for imprisoning and sexually assaulting several people.

Thank you, that's where it gets crazy and illegal.

I've now read the article and see the crazy and illegal part.

/Read then post, I really should know better....

Yea, women was crazy, once they've done their duty for god, queen, and country well well they end up on the patio calling the cops it's way past time to let them go:/

Yeah, if they are calling the cops to escape she's definitely gone from nymph to manic.


Exactly, the dudes lucky she didn't have a basement, like so many farkers from what I hear O_O

05 Dec 2012 12:36 AM
tj614zu     
Her name was Mrs. Crapnik.

LOL.

/all I got
//all I need
///13

05 Dec 2012 12:37 AM
Abacus9     
Sounds like she had...
*puts on sunglasses*
...one too many
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
/aw, crapnik

05 Dec 2012 12:40 AM
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