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   Woman suffering from persistent genital arousal disorder that could only find relief after hours of masturbation has finally found relief

04 Dec 2012 10:19 PM   |   23258 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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Apos     
Terrible, terrible news. :(

04 Dec 2012 09:06 PM
Ambivalence    [TotalFark]  
That's so sad. You really can have too much of a good thing.

04 Dec 2012 09:12 PM
Indubitably     
To orgasm

04 Dec 2012 10:20 PM
The One True TheDavid     
Ambivalence:

That's so sad. You really can have too much of a good thing.

Hey, now I'm counting my blessings that I'm seldom moved to get it up.

Then again I spend half my waking hours on Fark, so...

04 Dec 2012 10:21 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo     

Indubitably: To orgasm


Aye, there's the rub

04 Dec 2012 10:22 PM
farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  
I say she got off easy.

04 Dec 2012 10:22 PM
davidphogan     
Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?

04 Dec 2012 10:22 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo     

farkingismybusiness: I say she got off easy.


Yeah but what a jerk move

04 Dec 2012 10:23 PM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
The headline makes me want to make an off-colour joke but the reality is just sad. I'm sorry that she felt she had to top herself but i hope she's at peace now.

04 Dec 2012 10:23 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance    [TotalFark]  
I hate to seem insensitive, but seriously biatch, grow a pair.

*fap*

I'm 50 and I've had this condition since I was like 14.

*fap fap*

/*fap*

04 Dec 2012 10:24 PM
poe_zlaw     
Too bad I had never met her. For once, I could have proven to my wife there is a girl in this world I can make come.

04 Dec 2012 10:24 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo     

JasonOfOrillia: she felt she had to top herself


bdsm masturbation?

04 Dec 2012 10:24 PM
BoxOfBees     
FTFA:They had sex around four times a year,
 

Farkers are first a little surprised, then extremely jealous of boyfriend.

04 Dec 2012 10:25 PM
Arumat     

davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?


It's not a mental disorder. She was constantly physically but not psychologically aroused. Imagine having a boner for no reason. Now imagine that you've had it for over a decade.

04 Dec 2012 10:25 PM
enochianwolf     
Offing yourself for getting off, that's awful.

04 Dec 2012 10:26 PM
NightOwl2255     
She came and went.

04 Dec 2012 10:27 PM
wildsnowllama     
First she came, then she went.

04 Dec 2012 10:27 PM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: JasonOfOrillia: she felt she had to top herself

bdsm masturbation?


You are evil for making me laugh at this situation.

04 Dec 2012 10:28 PM
belhade     
I was afflicted with this same condition when I was seventeen. The only cure was a wrist-cramping all-night session with a Gillian Anderson fansite.

04 Dec 2012 10:28 PM
wildsnowllama     

NightOwl2255: She came and went.


No farking way. Simulpost! *internet high five*

04 Dec 2012 10:29 PM
Harry_Seldon     

Arumat: Imagine having a boner for no reason.


Every male teenager on the school bus.

04 Dec 2012 10:29 PM
skinink     
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

04 Dec 2012 10:32 PM
Baz the Spaz     
That is sad indeed. Too bad the Times reporter didn't see the signs that she was heading down that road. She gave a couple of hints.

04 Dec 2012 10:34 PM
fredbox     

BoxOfBees: FTFA:They had sex around four times a year,
 

Farkers are first a little surprised, then extremely jealous of boyfriend.


Until they read that they only actually had sex 4 times a year.

04 Dec 2012 10:34 PM
ComicBookGuy     
She tried to file for disability twice, and was twice denied.

Classy.

04 Dec 2012 10:36 PM
jn1512     

Indubitably: Too orgasm


FTFY

04 Dec 2012 10:36 PM
ComicBookGuy     
davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?


You're not very bright, are you?

04 Dec 2012 10:36 PM
fappomatic     
So sad for her. That had to be misery. On the other hand, I'll bet she had one hell of a grip.

04 Dec 2012 10:38 PM
MassAsster     

fredbox: BoxOfBees: FTFA:They had sex around four times a year,
 

Farkers are first a little surprised, then extremely jealous of boyfriend.

Until they read that they only actually had sex 4 times a year.


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04 Dec 2012 10:38 PM
farvour     
Old news is old. It seems like every few months daily fail or the Sun need to find one of these bizarre PGAD stories to report on. We get it.. uncontrollable sexual arousal. Moving along...

04 Dec 2012 10:40 PM
davidphogan     

Arumat: davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?

It's not a mental disorder. She was constantly physically but not psychologically aroused. Imagine having a boner for no reason. Now imagine that you've had it for over a decade.


That's still a mental disorder unless you have some details left out of TFA.

04 Dec 2012 10:40 PM
zvoidx    [TotalFark]  
I wondered if they recommended putting something on the skin like a numbing antiseptic?

04 Dec 2012 10:42 PM
reimanr06     

Arumat: davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?

It's not a mental disorder. She was constantly physically but not psychologically aroused. Imagine having a boner for no reason. Now imagine that you've had it for over a decade.


Echoing some other farkers upthread, after having gone through my teenage years already, I know exactly what that is like.

/she should have just gotten married. I've heard that's the best cure for an overly aroused woman.

04 Dec 2012 10:43 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

enochianwolf: Offing yourself for getting off, that's awful.


Off-putting, too.

04 Dec 2012 10:44 PM
D_Evans45     

fappomatic: So sad for her. That had to be misery. On the other hand, I'll bet she had one hell of a grip.


*rimshot*

I mess around with an ex-girlfriend who is currently engaged to some dude. We were talking about something that led to sex then masturbation earlier, and I asked her how long it had been since she's masturbated.

"Uh... maybe a week?"

"Really? And you've got at least 2 dudes you can bang at any time?"

"I get super horny before I have my period, and nobody was around."

/Her masturbation looks uneventful though, she just lays back with her legs crossed and sort of flinches as the feelings hit her, she's not one of those loud clit strumming broads

04 Dec 2012 10:45 PM
Too_many_Brians     
Another casualty of religious shame.
PFTFA
She only relaxed after hours of masterbation which made her feel ashamed because of her being brought up Lutheran.


If she could have gotten rid of her faith and bought a rabbit, she probably could have lived a semi normal life.

04 Dec 2012 10:47 PM
bhcompy     

D_Evans45: fappomatic: So sad for her. That had to be misery. On the other hand, I'll bet she had one hell of a grip.

*rimshot*

I mess around with an ex-girlfriend who is currently engaged to some dude. We were talking about something that led to sex then masturbation earlier, and I asked her how long it had been since she's masturbated.

"Uh... maybe a week?"

"Really? And you've got at least 2 dudes you can bang at any time?"

"I get super horny before I have my period, and nobody was around."

/Her masturbation looks uneventful though, she just lays back with her legs crossed and sort of flinches as the feelings hit her, she's not one of those loud clit strumming broads


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04 Dec 2012 10:48 PM
fappomatic     

davidphogan: Arumat: davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?

It's not a mental disorder. She was constantly physically but not psychologically aroused. Imagine having a boner for no reason. Now imagine that you've had it for over a decade.

That's still a mental disorder unless you have some details left out of TFA.


It's a neurological disorder. Not mental. There is no DSM-IV calssification. The syndrome is a physical response.

04 Dec 2012 10:48 PM
ParagonComplex     

davidphogan: Arumat: davidphogan: Mentally ill person kills themself, and...?

I mean, it's sad, but is that unexpected?

It's not a mental disorder. She was constantly physically but not psychologically aroused. Imagine having a boner for no reason. Now imagine that you've had it for over a decade.

That's still a mental disorder unless you have some details left out of TFA.


Anytime a person kills themselves they obviously aren't in their right mind, but it would still be mental illness instead of a mental disorder. Like temporary insanity. Her situation would be comparable to a person killing themselves because of endless pain rather than being dumped by a chick.

04 Dec 2012 10:49 PM
yagottabefarkinkiddinme     
She had to play with herself for hours a day and was not able to hold a job.

She could have made a fortune with a webcam or charged people to assist in helping her get relief.

/always finding the silver lining
//lemons into lemonaid

04 Dec 2012 10:49 PM
atomic-age     

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: She had to play with herself for hours a day and was not able to hold a job.

She could have made a fortune with a webcam or charged people to assist in helping her get relief.

/always finding the silver lining
//lemons into lemonaid


I'm still in awe over the 50 in a row.

04 Dec 2012 10:51 PM
Enormous-Schwanstucker     
I might have witnessed someone with this condition before but I just can't put my finger in on it,.

04 Dec 2012 10:52 PM
Mixolydian Master     
It is unclear how many women suffer from the disease, but experts estimate it to be in the thousandstens.


04 Dec 2012 10:52 PM
gja    [TotalFark]  
I am laughing at many of these posts...because....well they are funny.

But now, seriously. WHERE THE HELL WAS HER FAMILY? FRIENDS?

Didn't anyone give enough of a damn to watch after her?

Happy god-damned holidays. Sad.

04 Dec 2012 10:56 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo     

gja: I am laughing at many of these posts...because....well they are funny.


Also because someone died. farking hilarious

04 Dec 2012 10:58 PM
Mega Steve     
Very sad, but she was suffering, so maybe it's for the best.

04 Dec 2012 10:59 PM
Amos Quito     
And to think I used to envy all the women I've been with - and their orgasms that lasted 10-15 minutes.

04 Dec 2012 11:02 PM
Mr. Cat Poop     
Yay, religion. Shaming people for performing one of the most natural acts in the world for millennia and still going strong.

04 Dec 2012 11:03 PM
andyofne     
Maybe they could have found one more way to say "She could only find relief after hours of masturbation. ".

04 Dec 2012 11:04 PM
Gosling     

ComicBookGuy: She tried to file for disability twice, and was twice denied.

Classy.


Well, this isn't a common enough or sympathized-enough-with thing that anyone's actually going to provide useful help, or in some cases even think it's a problem in the first place. Every time someone does a story on this, the inevitable response is everyone going complete and total Beavis and Butthead over it and guy after guy going 'well, hell, let ME handle that problem'. Which is exactly the wrong thing to say. You have what is really a debilitating physical condition, which doesn't actually have a cure yet, and you can't even tell anyone because odds are people are going to make you out as some sort of nymphomaniac solely because of where on your body the condition is based.

Let's put it this way. Try and tickle yourself. You won't feel anything. Someone else tickles you, and you have a reaction. Why? Because your laughing is actually a signal your body's giving off asking for the tickling to stop. You can start and stop tickling yourself whenever you want, and your brain anticipates that, but you can't control when someone else tickles you. You get the same sensation when a spider's crawling up your leg, but you freak out then. It's something of an evolutionary holdover.

Same basic principle here. When you want to have sex, orgasm's all good and fun. But when you're not looking for sex, and you're drifting into orgasm anyway, it stops being so fun. Women orgasm during rape, after all. And when you're not looking for sex, but your body is demanding orgasm after orgasm after orgasm after orgasm, it's akin to being repeatedly, incessantly, eternally raped by your own body. That is basically what this is.

04 Dec 2012 11:08 PM
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