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05 Dec 2012 03:24 AM   |   6823 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  
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don't eat dog poo

04 Dec 2012 08:21 PM
jake_lex    [TotalFark]  
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Does not agree

04 Dec 2012 08:34 PM
dickfreckle     
When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.

04 Dec 2012 08:36 PM
some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  

dickfreckle: When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.


you are a bad person, and you should feel shame. but, still...lolz

04 Dec 2012 08:44 PM
Ed Finnerty     
And eat the cat poop first-hand? Gross.

04 Dec 2012 08:47 PM
OregonVet    [TotalFark]  
Followed him around for two days, man.

04 Dec 2012 08:57 PM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
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04 Dec 2012 09:01 PM
AirForceVet    [TotalFark]  
Came for the Pink Flamingos reference; leaving satisfied.

/How many times have you watched the movie, jake_lex?

04 Dec 2012 09:04 PM
jimmyego    [TotalFark]  

dickfreckle: He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life.


To be fair, perhaps it did give him magical powers. Magical canine fecal based powers, now that's a unique superhero.

04 Dec 2012 09:21 PM
OtherLittleGuy     
... And den they eat da poo poo...

04 Dec 2012 09:27 PM
Godscrack     
Good thing we don't step in it
Ya. Good thing.
Let's go eat.
Ya eat.

04 Dec 2012 09:34 PM
jchic    [TotalFark]  

dickfreckle: When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.


You know, thing is, if it wasn't you it would have been someone else. Anyone that can be talked into eating dog crap, or any crap for that matter is going to do it at some point.

You shouldn't feel too bad. Altho ants already make my skin crawl and your little anecdote doesn't help.

04 Dec 2012 09:43 PM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
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04 Dec 2012 11:32 PM
shanrick    [TotalFark]  
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee I mean the doggie wee-wee Has blinded me
And I can't see
Temporarily

04 Dec 2012 11:46 PM
theewhiterhino     

shanrick: He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee I mean the doggie wee-wee Has blinded me
And I can't see
Temporarily


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05 Dec 2012 12:08 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk     
Well... isn't that spaniel

05 Dec 2012 12:09 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Dogs eat their own shiat all the time.

05 Dec 2012 02:51 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Bet she didn't see that coming.

05 Dec 2012 03:27 AM
Wrencher     

dickfreckle: When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.


Reminded me of the time a couple of my buddies and I convinced our stoner friend to snort some Pop-Rocks.

05 Dec 2012 03:34 AM
sexorcisst     
That dude from Glee should know better.

05 Dec 2012 03:36 AM
LDM90     
So it's 2:30 am and I'm commenting in a poop thread on Fark. Yyyyeeeeaaaah it's gonna be a GREAT day!

05 Dec 2012 03:38 AM
bearded clamorer    [TotalFark]  
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Textbook shiat eatin' grin.

05 Dec 2012 03:38 AM
Flragnararch     
SHH! My common sense is tinging.

05 Dec 2012 03:39 AM
Torion!     
Looks like her eyerectomy was successful.

05 Dec 2012 03:40 AM
Metalithic     
I think subby might be speaking from experience, judging by his reading ability.

05 Dec 2012 03:45 AM
sexorcisst     
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05 Dec 2012 03:48 AM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

L.D. Ablo: [blogs.roanoke.com image 500x397]


I used to always make my folks order one of those when I was a kid and we went to a Chinese restaurant. Damn that makes me hungry...

05 Dec 2012 03:57 AM
Gyrfalcon     

dickfreckle: When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.


You should have to tell that story any time somebody doubts the existence of karma. Or just desserts.

05 Dec 2012 04:01 AM
Mr. Shabooboo     
Your not in Hawaii ... Don't eat the poo poo platter..

05 Dec 2012 04:06 AM
GreatGlavinsGhost     

dickfreckle: When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.


FARK is not your personal erotica site.

/Wait, what ... ?

05 Dec 2012 04:11 AM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  

HotWingAgenda: L.D. Ablo: [blogs.roanoke.com image 500x397]

I used to always make my folks order one of those when I was a kid and we went to a Chinese restaurant. Damn that makes me hungry...


We'd always order the Pu Pu Platter at the Bali Hai on family trips to San Diego while growing up.

In grad school, I frequented Burt Lee's Tahiti in Salem, Oregon. Excellent pu pus and drinks. I'd usually start off with a Samoan Fog Cutter or a Sinful Surfer. Loved that place. Today, it's the drive-through for a bank. Still makes me angry. I'd give almost anything for another night there with my friends, including a couple of dead ones.

05 Dec 2012 04:26 AM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

L.D. Ablo: We'd always order the Pu Pu Platter at the Bali Hai on family trips to San Diego while growing up.


Well, hell. I know where I'm going Friday night now.

05 Dec 2012 04:28 AM
ArtosRC     

some_beer_drinker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x446]

don't eat dog poo


The hell is tim Tebow doing in drag?

05 Dec 2012 04:34 AM
ArtosRC     
SHIFT KEY, I SWEAR TO TEBOW

05 Dec 2012 04:34 AM
Loucifer     
It was... the dog poop!

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05 Dec 2012 04:34 AM
enigmaticsource     

Loucifer: It was... the dog poop!

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I always thought Brite-Boy had an oddly familiar flavor.

05 Dec 2012 04:39 AM
LordOfThePings     
http://Girl-nearly-goes-blind-inadver tently-eating-parasite-dog-mess- t ravelled-stomach-EYEBALL.html/

That's all I need to know.

05 Dec 2012 04:44 AM
KrispyKritter     
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hotlink

05 Dec 2012 05:10 AM
GonzoNihilist     
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05 Dec 2012 05:28 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
Eat 'em up, YUM!
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Actually, dolmades are very tasty once you yet over that it looks like you are eating a plate of dog turds.
Link

05 Dec 2012 05:34 AM
enigmaticsource     

Day_Old_Dutchie: Eat 'em up, YUM!
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Actually, dolmades are very tasty once you yet over that it looks like you are eating a plate of dog cat turds.
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/ftfy

05 Dec 2012 05:37 AM
cc_rider    [TotalFark]  
Divine words of wisdom, subby.

05 Dec 2012 05:46 AM
enigmaticsource     

cc_rider: Divine words of wisdom, subby.


?! ... How did that not end with "The Aristocrats"?

05 Dec 2012 05:54 AM
biggestdog420     

shanrick: He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee I mean the doggie wee-wee Has blinded me
And I can't see
Temporarily


you rock. I'm going to bed now.

05 Dec 2012 05:59 AM
Alpo 3000     
Ya just ate poop Sai! 

/What are we in? Star Wars?!

05 Dec 2012 05:59 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu     
About eight years ago, there was a family that lived down the street from us. They had a little boy, looked to be three or four, who had this perpetually stupid look on his face, like a cocker spaniel. I'd drive by, and if he were out in the yard, he'd being doing something dumb like whapping himself on the head with a stick or staring blankly off into space. Also, his name was Hunter, which was interesting because they also had a dog named Frank, and it seemed to me that they must have gotten the names reversed somehow, Hunter being more appropriate for a dog and Frank for a human.

Anyway, one day I'm out working in my yard, and all of a sudden I hear this tremendously loud voice screaming from down the street, "HUNTER!!!! DON'T EAT THAT!!!! IT'S POOP!!!!!" They moved away a couple years later, but I always wondered what happened to that stupid, poop-eating kid. Now I know he probably went blind.

/Gross story, bro

05 Dec 2012 06:22 AM
Life_is_a_carnivore     
East Side Dave?

05 Dec 2012 06:52 AM
turbocucumber    [TotalFark]  
But other kinds of poo are fine?

05 Dec 2012 07:42 AM
octopied     
"Dumbass" in question contacted the parasite as a one year old.

It also says that although it does origionate in dog poo, it can be found in soil. Probably a dog crapped near there, the poo was picked up, thus the parasites weren't easily visable to the parents.

Moral of the story, don't be an ass and let your dog crap in playgrounds.

05 Dec 2012 07:45 AM
stonent     

dickfreckle: When I was a very young kid (maybe 6 years old) I convinced the apparently dim kid who lived next door that if he ate a dog turd, it would give him magical powers.

He ate it.

And I've been living with that my whole life. I want to find the kid and let him punch me in the face as often as he cares to.

'Karma' got me later that summer, though. A bunch of older kids pulled my shorts down and held my ass in an ant pile. Let's just say it was...unpleasant. So maybe I've repaid my debt to the cosmos.


Is your name Earl?

05 Dec 2012 08:40 AM
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