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05 Dec 2012 08:55 AM   |   8688 clicks   |   Huffington Post
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colinspooky    [TotalFark]  
keeps happening - I don;t know why - must be some sort of conspiracy

05 Dec 2012 02:42 AM
Radak    [TotalFark]  
CNN article indicates she didn't vote this year, only the second election she missed. Probably automatic Death Panel.

05 Dec 2012 06:29 AM
SmackLT    [TotalFark]  
Fark should keep a pool going of regular events and let farkers vote on which will happen first in any given week. There could even be odds:
 
Lindsay Lohan arrest or new warrant: 4:3
World's oldest person dies: 3:1
Al Qaeda #2 killed: 4:2

05 Dec 2012 07:00 AM
Gulper Eel    [TotalFark]  
"With her hair fixed it looked like she was ready to go"

Sir I wanna buy this brush, for my mama please...

/if mama meets cthulhu tonight

05 Dec 2012 07:02 AM
DrowningLessons     
Gawddammit I said you gotta stake her. Stop just shooting her in the head ok? Why do you think this has happened so many times already? She's just gonna come back.

05 Dec 2012 08:45 AM
Rapmaster2000     
Still a better gig than al-Qaeda #2.

05 Dec 2012 09:01 AM
way south     
We need to select a younger oldest person candidate, maybe someone in their eighties so they can hold the title a while.

/Updating my copy of the Guinness book is getting expensive.

05 Dec 2012 09:01 AM
No Time To Explain     

Radak: CNN article indicates she didn't vote this year, only the second election she missed. Probably automatic Death Panel.


Maybe death was so nice, she tried it twice?
/right in that hand basket

05 Dec 2012 09:04 AM
ram.1500     
Seems like a title no one can hang on to very long!!

05 Dec 2012 09:07 AM
Mighty Aswan     
If people would quit aging this wouldn't be a problem.

05 Dec 2012 09:13 AM
Hawnkee     
Meh.

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05 Dec 2012 09:14 AM
Crewmannumber6     
I hope Carl was nearby

05 Dec 2012 09:14 AM
hogans     
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Give her a few minutes. she'll be right as rain again.

05 Dec 2012 09:20 AM
Carn     
116? That's really old. I don't for a minute think I'll last that long, but if I could, it would be amazing to see the changes in technology we make in the next 80 years.

05 Dec 2012 09:22 AM
JackieRabbit     
Really, this is becoming ridiculous. When's that old biatch going to make up her mind?

05 Dec 2012 09:36 AM
Surly U. Jest     

Carn: 116? That's really old. I don't for a minute think I'll last that long, but if I could, it would be amazing to see the changes in technology we make in the next 80 years.


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05 Dec 2012 09:51 AM
ModernPrimitive01     
She went to my university. GO Bucs!

05 Dec 2012 09:54 AM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
I see a theme occurring here...

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05 Dec 2012 09:56 AM
DmGdDawg     
Again??? It's like that title is cursed or something.*

* This line was pretty funny the first time, but now I do it out of tradition, much like watching the Charlie Brown Christmas every year.

05 Dec 2012 10:05 AM
bdub77     
Her eyesight had deteriorated, though, and she no longer read the Bible or any of the other great works of fiction.

Fixed that for you, CNN.

05 Dec 2012 10:05 AM
DickDarlington     
Bet she never saw that coming.....

05 Dec 2012 10:07 AM
Carn     

Surly U. Jest: Carn: 116? That's really old. I don't for a minute think I'll last that long, but if I could, it would be amazing to see the changes in technology we make in the next 80 years.

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Probably more like the toilet chair in Idiocracy...

05 Dec 2012 10:44 AM
Revek     
Seems like it happens a couple of times a year.

05 Dec 2012 10:47 AM
Valiente     
Well, good for her, but I prefer to concentrate on the living, the MILFy living..

Forty-seven used to be old, or frequently dead.

This is 47 today:

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05 Dec 2012 11:14 AM
natazha     
I'm expecting someone in my area to hold the title. Except for hunting, logging and automobile deaths, most of the people are over 100 when they die here.

05 Dec 2012 11:27 AM
blacknoir     
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RIP Alice Cooper

05 Dec 2012 11:30 AM
mama2tnt     
FTA: "Besse Cooper was declared the world's oldest person in January 2011. In May 2011, Guinness World Records learned that Maria Gomes Valentin of Brazil was 48 days older. Valentin died the next month."

Don't let Guinness know you're alive or they'll knock you off?

05 Dec 2012 11:58 AM
imtheonlylp     
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"meh" 

05 Dec 2012 12:47 PM
ObscureNameHere     

BronyMedic: I feel sorry for the world's oldest woman. They just keep killing her.

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Show had great style, jaw-dropping bad bad bad continuity. And I don't even mean bad 'nerd-ish techie' continuity, I mean "we said this about the plot in the first 10 minutes, but 10 minutes later we forgot all about that key plot point."

*sigh* Some great T.V. though in its moment.

05 Dec 2012 01:28 PM
justakcdude     
How old was her son? 95?

05 Dec 2012 01:28 PM
The Downfall     
According to wiki, we are down to 17-19 known people born before 1900
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05 Dec 2012 01:40 PM
WTP 2     
yay, i move up a notch

05 Dec 2012 01:40 PM
dj1s     
It's like being Number 2 in Al Qaeda...

05 Dec 2012 04:27 PM
SquiggsIN     
So common knowledge is that people don't live much past a century and that the oldest person was 122.

Yet a majority of this nation and a third of the planet put their faith in a book that claims a man lived to the ripe old age of 969 years, Methuselah. (Amongst the many others it claims lived to be many hundreds of years)

Humans, on average, are very stupid.

05 Dec 2012 04:39 PM
BKITU    [TotalFark]  

SquiggsIN: So common knowledge is that people don't live much past a century and that the oldest person was 122.

Yet a majority of this nation and a third of the planet put their faith in a book that claims a man lived to the ripe old age of 969 years, Methuselah. (Amongst the many others it claims lived to be many hundreds of years)

Humans, on average, are very stupid.


That same book states in no uncertain terms that the rules were changed after the multiple-centenarians had their day. The same passage also states that nobody could ever live beyond 120 years. Make of that what you will.

05 Dec 2012 05:02 PM
SquiggsIN     

BKITU: SquiggsIN: So common knowledge is that people don't live much past a century and that the oldest person was 122.

Yet a majority of this nation and a third of the planet put their faith in a book that claims a man lived to the ripe old age of 969 years, Methuselah. (Amongst the many others it claims lived to be many hundreds of years)

Humans, on average, are very stupid.

That same book states in no uncertain terms that the rules were changed after the multiple-centenarians had their day. The same passage also states that nobody could ever live beyond 120 years. Make of that what you will.


My point was that the book is full of contradictions and that every explanation for believing what it says requires you to throw logic out the window.

05 Dec 2012 05:21 PM
BKITU    [TotalFark]  

SquiggsIN: BKITU: SquiggsIN: So common knowledge is that people don't live much past a century and that the oldest person was 122.

Yet a majority of this nation and a third of the planet put their faith in a book that claims a man lived to the ripe old age of 969 years, Methuselah. (Amongst the many others it claims lived to be many hundreds of years)

Humans, on average, are very stupid.

That same book states in no uncertain terms that the rules were changed after the multiple-centenarians had their day. The same passage also states that nobody could ever live beyond 120 years. Make of that what you will.

My point was that the book is full of contradictions and that every explanation for believing what it says requires you to throw logic out the window.


If you look closely, you'll see that I wasn't disagreeing with you.

05 Dec 2012 07:13 PM
bugcrusher     
Why??!? Why does this keep happening? Do they hold a party for the next oldest in line?
"Guess what Pop-Pop! You're next!... I mean...You're the oldest person in the world!"

05 Dec 2012 08:12 PM
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