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   Research finds that treating gum disease can fix some erectile dysfunction problems, although you probably don't want to be standing in front of those people while they are brushing their teeth

05 Dec 2012 12:13 PM   |   3628 clicks   |   NBC News
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basemetal    [TotalFark]  
Meh, it's not like you were going to get laid with that nasty, smelly, diseased mouth anyway........

05 Dec 2012 09:39 AM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
Come here baby..... 

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05 Dec 2012 12:15 PM
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Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
improving the gums may also improve erectile dysfunction.

So....healthier gums results in an improved form of limp dick? Does it invert or something?

05 Dec 2012 12:16 PM
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WeenerGord     
Something about some burglars, a camera, and the family toothbrushes?

05 Dec 2012 12:19 PM
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Heraclitus     
Rinse and SPIT!

05 Dec 2012 12:21 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Heraclitus: Rinse and SPIT!

*swallow*
/ftfy

05 Dec 2012 12:22 PM
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Dirtybird971     
The new findings add weight to the idea that gum disease may cause erectile problems.

What about erectile problems causing gum disease? If I can't get hard I'm probably not feeling to good about myself and therefore my hygiene slips.

05 Dec 2012 12:22 PM
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gittlebass     
aint that the tooth! ba dum, tip your waitress

05 Dec 2012 12:26 PM
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WeenerGord     

Dirtybird971: The new findings add weight to the idea that gum disease may cause erectile problems.

What about erectile problems causing gum disease? If I can't get hard I'm probably not feeling to good about myself and therefore my hygiene slips.



Are you double jointed or something?

05 Dec 2012 12:26 PM
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tenpoundsofcheese     
why would you stand in front of someone when they are brushing their teeth?

05 Dec 2012 12:30 PM
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Salmon     
To take advantage of their erection.

05 Dec 2012 12:31 PM
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Heraclitus     
I thought I had a joke about this, but I just learned that you do NOT want to Google "Gummy Bears" at work...

YIKES!

05 Dec 2012 12:31 PM
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Dirtybird971     
WeenerGord



Dirtybird971: The new findings add weight to the idea that gum disease may cause erectile problems.

What about erectile problems causing gum disease? If I can't get hard I'm probably not feeling to good about myself and therefore my hygiene slips.


Are you double jointed or something?


Pretty much every night after work.

and Whaaaaaa?

05 Dec 2012 12:38 PM
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othmar     
i can report to you all this is very false.

em .. never mind.

It's like a long running Elephants turd.

05 Dec 2012 12:41 PM
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wambu     
Better breath simply increases the likelihood that a female would find you attractive enough to assist in achieving and sustaining an erection.

05 Dec 2012 12:42 PM
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baronvonzipper     
Hold your breath

05 Dec 2012 12:44 PM
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PirateKing     
Well, sure. you wouldn't want to get a cavity that smells as bad as subby's mom's...

05 Dec 2012 12:47 PM
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uncleacid     
What gum disease may look like.

www.thecityreview.com

05 Dec 2012 12:51 PM
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offmymeds     
"Yes, I feel that an association does exist," said Dr. Andrew Kramer, an associate professor of urology at the University of Maryland School of Medicine.

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05 Dec 2012 12:58 PM
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MooseUpNorth     
I dunno, subby, there's something to be said about being adventurous once in a while.

05 Dec 2012 01:09 PM
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washington-babylon     

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: improving the gums may also improve erectile dysfunction.

So....healthier gums results in an improved form of limp dick? Does it invert or something?


It... um... hides. A similar effect can be noticed whenever a FARK penis mangling/amputation thread appears.

05 Dec 2012 01:11 PM
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Taylor Mental     
Meh, I stopped chewing gum after I got dentures.

05 Dec 2012 01:22 PM
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ManicMechanic     
Wouldn't it be fairly safe to stand in front of them?? What are they gonna do??? Gum you to death?

05 Dec 2012 02:23 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

offmymeds: "Yes, I feel that an association does exist," said Dr. Andrew Kramer, an associate professor of urology at the University of Maryland School of Medicine.

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05 Dec 2012 02:51 PM
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SirTanon     
clikr.co

05 Dec 2012 03:37 PM
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JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
Poor dental hygiene has been linked to heart disease. Heart disease has been linked to erectile dysfunction.

High sugar intake has been linked to obesity, poor dental health, heart disease and diabetes.

All these things are related.

05 Dec 2012 07:06 PM
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Metalithic     

JasonOfOrillia: Poor dental hygiene has been linked to heart disease. Heart disease has been linked to erectile dysfunction.

High sugar intake has been linked to obesity, poor dental health, heart disease and diabetes.

All these things are related.


I was thinking the same thing. Also, bacteria related to serious gum disease and caries can travel to other areas, leading to systemic health problems- this is why people died from rotten teeth before modern dentistry and antibiotics.

05 Dec 2012 07:18 PM
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El Dudereno     

Metalithic: JasonOfOrillia: Poor dental hygiene has been linked to heart disease. Heart disease has been linked to erectile dysfunction.

High sugar intake has been linked to obesity, poor dental health, heart disease and diabetes.

All these things are related.

I was thinking the same thing. Also, bacteria related to serious gum disease and caries can travel to other areas, leading to systemic health problems- this is why people died from rotten teeth before modern dentistry and antibiotics.


Yep. A local infection becomes systemic inflammation.

05 Dec 2012 10:37 PM
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WeenerGord     

SirTanon: [clikr.co image 576x600]


Please tell me that was shopped, and not a real 1950s illustration

06 Dec 2012 12:24 PM
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