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   Notice to evacuees everywhere: THIS is how you make the best of bad situation

05 Dec 2012 10:27 AM   |   18225 clicks   |   South Jersey Courier-Post
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
It's all fun and games until the cops show up.

05 Dec 2012 07:59 AM
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
charges are pending for possession of suspected marijuana, crack cocaine, alcohol and narcotics paraphernalia, police said

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05 Dec 2012 08:13 AM
Barfmaker    [TotalFark]  
Look people, it is NOT 1999, get your shiat together and act like evacuees.

05 Dec 2012 08:23 AM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  

Barfmaker: Look people, it is NOT 1999, get your shiat together and act like evacuees.


Yeah, after two thousand zero zero the party's over. You're out of time.

05 Dec 2012 08:54 AM
nekom    [TotalFark]  
This is why I would NEVER go to a party with that many people. If I'm engaged in any kind of illegal activity, or hell even perfectly legal activity, everyone around me had better know how to handle the cops.

05 Dec 2012 09:35 AM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
Protip: If you're going to thrown a drug fueled rage out, INVITE THE POLICE BEFOREHAND!!!

05 Dec 2012 10:30 AM
Englebert Slaptyback     

xanadian


Barfmaker: Look people, it is NOT 1999, get your shiat together and act like evacuees.

Yeah, after two thousand zero zero the party's over. You're out of time.


Oops.

05 Dec 2012 10:31 AM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Pfftt, no mention of hookers being there? Boring.

05 Dec 2012 10:39 AM
groppet     

nekom: This is why I would NEVER go to a party with that many people. If I'm engaged in any kind of illegal activity, or hell even perfectly legal activity, everyone around me had better know how to handle the cops.


This^

In my wild misbegotten youth I went to a few places where I looked at it and went" No way in hell" . It was like they were just magnets for the police. The one time I almost got busted was a party at a mansion. When the cops rolled up most people bolted for the front door. Me & my buddies bolted for the back and cut through the woods to freedom.

05 Dec 2012 10:47 AM
garandman1a     
Came here to see if this was about the critical things, such as free spray tans for Sandy victims.

05 Dec 2012 10:52 AM
funzyr     

groppet: nekom: This is why I would NEVER go to a party with that many people. If I'm engaged in any kind of illegal activity, or hell even perfectly legal activity, everyone around me had better know how to handle the cops.

This^

In my wild misbegotten youth I went to a few places where I looked at it and went" No way in hell" . It was like they were just magnets for the police. The one time I almost got busted was a party at a mansion. When the cops rolled up most people bolted for the front door. Me & my buddies bolted for the back and cut through the woods to freedom.


So you're saying that you and your buddies are back-door kind of guys?

/NTTAWWT

05 Dec 2012 10:53 AM
probesport     

xanadian: Barfmaker: Look people, it is NOT 1999, get your shiat together and act like evacuees.

Yeah, after two thousand zero zero the party's over. You're out of time.


I've got a lion in my pocket.

05 Dec 2012 10:55 AM
probesport     

funzyr: groppet: nekom: This is why I would NEVER go to a party with that many people. If I'm engaged in any kind of illegal activity, or hell even perfectly legal activity, everyone around me had better know how to handle the cops.

This^

In my wild misbegotten youth I went to a few places where I looked at it and went" No way in hell" . It was like they were just magnets for the police. The one time I almost got busted was a party at a mansion. When the cops rolled up most people bolted for the front door. Me & my buddies bolted for the back and cut through the woods to freedom.

So you're saying that you and your buddies are back-door kind of guys?

/NTTAWWT


You men don't know, but the little girls understand.

05 Dec 2012 10:57 AM
KimNorth     
Why should they be forced to stop living like they would every day in thier own home just because the dumb old train people messed up?! It's un-American I tell you give them back their CRACK!

05 Dec 2012 11:04 AM
Elliott Smith Reference     
As a person who lives near Paulsboro all I can say is it was a fumey wasteland well before the train derailed. Also I wonder if anyone I know was at that party...

05 Dec 2012 11:05 AM
Marcintosh     
Paulsboro eh?
Hmm not THAT far away . . .

05 Dec 2012 11:12 AM
madcan34     
And no one chimes in about the fact that as a small act of contrition Conrail rented out rooms a Motel 6?

Spare no expense

05 Dec 2012 11:13 AM
KimNorth     

madcan34: And no one chimes in about the fact that as a small act of contrition Conrail rented out rooms a Motel 6?

Spare no expense


I Think that is the best that hole in the ground has to offer.

05 Dec 2012 11:16 AM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf     

05 Dec 2012 11:17 AM
mytdawg     
What part of "wrong side of the tracks" confused them?

The best parties are always by the tracks. Sometimes on them.

05 Dec 2012 11:24 AM
Rich Cream     
It was the fumes. They made me act abnormally.

05 Dec 2012 11:26 AM
DesertZephyr     
FTFA: "after a derailed tanker spilled vinyl chloride fumes into the air."

Uhm... what???

05 Dec 2012 11:55 AM
Misch    [TotalFark]  

DesertZephyr: FTFA: "after a derailed tanker spilled vinyl chloride fumes into the air."

Uhm... what???



Yeah, they accidentally a couple of words there.

05 Dec 2012 12:02 PM
The My Little Pony Killer     
By getting yourself arrested for something stupid?

I guess Subby and I have very different ideas of how to make the best out of bad situations.

05 Dec 2012 01:47 PM
Tax Boy     
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05 Dec 2012 02:36 PM
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