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   Royal tradition dictates the baby could be called Augustus, Humphrey, Clementina or Antigone. That kid better hope for a good haircut

05 Dec 2012 09:04 AM   |   3387 clicks   |   Stylist
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Reach way back; maybe Æthelstan or Cnut.

05 Dec 2012 08:43 AM
James!    [TotalFark]  
Eggbert.

05 Dec 2012 08:44 AM
AbbeySomeone     
What is the nickname or abbreviation for Humphrey?

05 Dec 2012 09:04 AM
Jake Havechek     
Lord of the Crumpets

05 Dec 2012 09:04 AM
Slaxl     

Sybarite: Reach way back; maybe Æthelstan or Cnut.


While Æthelstan doesn't go as far back as Augustus or Antigone, I do never-the-less approve of your choice. That would be a great name.

05 Dec 2012 09:07 AM
JackieRabbit     
Don't tell me that they've removed Chlamydia, Vagina, and Clitoris from the list. What is this world coming to!?!?

05 Dec 2012 09:08 AM
Mega Steve     
What is this, the Dark Ages? Clearly, the name should be chosen by the Internet

05 Dec 2012 09:13 AM
naughtyrev    [TotalFark]  
Yeah, despite the very recent Germanic heritage of the royal family, I'm doubting they would ever go with Leopold. Wouldn't sit right with the commoners.

05 Dec 2012 09:14 AM
CipollinaFan    [TotalFark]  
Antigone, does this mean that William will stab himself in the eyes?

05 Dec 2012 09:16 AM
Onagarf     
Arthur would be good (although every Prince Arthur has died before making it to the throne). As would Henry or Edward. The idea of an Edward IX or Henry IX is something that would be popular.

/Is a British object and thus has skin in the game

05 Dec 2012 09:19 AM
Theaetetus     
Aiden, Caiden, Braeden, or Jayden. Or all of the above.

05 Dec 2012 09:19 AM
KatjaMouse     
His royal highness Christopher Rupert Vwindemier Vlandamier Carl Alexander Francois Reginald Lancelot Herman...
Wait... Herman? *shrugs*
Herman.. Gregory James is giving a ball.

05 Dec 2012 09:21 AM
Devolving_Spud     

Theaetetus: Aiden, Caiden, Braeden, or Jayden. Or all of the above.


I came to nominate the overused trailer park names. So...THIS. And also Hunter.

05 Dec 2012 09:25 AM
oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  
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Greetings, unwashed subjects! The palace is in a tizzy of excitement over Kate being knocked-up.
Whilst she is in hospital learning how to digest food (as opposed to yakking it into bucket), the staff is busily converting Willy's game-room into a nursery.
He's a bit miffed at having to play Xbox in the pantry - but sod him! Attempts are also being made to sober-up Harry and convince him to wear clothing.
We're also auditioning peeps for nanny & wet-nurse positions. (The waiting-room hasn't seen this much white squirting since -well- Harry's slumber party three weeks ago.)
We'll keep you abreast of Kate's baby-bump!. Off to the shops for prams & nappies! Toodles!

05 Dec 2012 09:26 AM
Wade_Wilson     

Theaetetus: Aiden, Caiden, Braeden, or Jayden. Or all of the above.


If you want to be ahead of the curve, skip right to Banana-Fana-Fo-Faeden.

05 Dec 2012 09:27 AM
KatjaMouse     

JackieRabbit: Don't tell me that they've removed Chlamydia, Vagina, and Clitoris from the list. What is this world coming to!?!?


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05 Dec 2012 09:29 AM
Englebert Slaptyback     

AbbeySomeone


What is the nickname or abbreviation for Humphrey?


Hmph.

05 Dec 2012 09:30 AM
probesport     
Incontinentia or Roderick.

05 Dec 2012 09:37 AM
Langdon Alger     
I'm reminded of this:

Cowboy: Whoo! That is one crazy get-up, mister... Are you in the show?
Austin Powers: No, actually, I'm English.
Cowboy: Oh... I'm sorry.

but put "name" in for "crazy get up"

05 Dec 2012 09:42 AM
Tax Boy     
The royal family needs to ingratiate itself more with the immigrant population, so I suggest Mohammed if it's a boy or Nasreen if it's a girl.

05 Dec 2012 09:47 AM
Jake Havechek     
DeShawn if it's a boy, Shaniqua if it's a girl.

05 Dec 2012 09:52 AM
Great Janitor     
Come on, Prince Humperdink!!! He'd be sure to have the greatest Princess Bride when he marries.

05 Dec 2012 09:53 AM
oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  
"Bubba-Humpfrey-Marmite-Moonglow" it is!

05 Dec 2012 09:54 AM
Jake Havechek     
King Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, First Of His Name.

05 Dec 2012 09:56 AM
Millennium     
Adela would draw accusations of naming her after the singer.
Jasper would draw accusations of naming him after the guy from Twilight.

On second thought, Jasper almost killed Bella and the Cullens. I vote for Jasper.

05 Dec 2012 09:57 AM
ADubs86     
Nothing wrong with Augustus. That's a fine name.

05 Dec 2012 09:58 AM
Grapple     
Girl name: Sapphire
Boy Name: Theotis

05 Dec 2012 09:58 AM
farbiez     
Considering her pre-pregnancy weight and the fact that she's now hospitalized for it....I vote for Ralph.

05 Dec 2012 10:00 AM
JackieRabbit     
This is the House of Windsor, so maybe Alonso Quijano?

/too obscure?

05 Dec 2012 10:04 AM
ima turkey     
Please name the little b*tch Maud!

05 Dec 2012 10:06 AM
Rusty Shackleford    [TotalFark]  
I actually tweeted about this yesterday:

@goddammitsomuch

Yes it's true. Kate and I are expecting. Chosen name "Ruprecht Ludwig Wilhelm Lothar." Or "George" if it's a boy.

05 Dec 2012 10:09 AM
Old_Chief_Scott    [TotalFark]  

ADubs86: Nothing wrong with Augustus. That's a fine name.


I agree. And perhaps the little tyke will grow up to conquer Britain as his namesake did before him.

05 Dec 2012 10:10 AM
IAAl     
They should either go with something contemporary, like Nevaeh or DaMiracle, or go old school with Ethelraed or Ethelfrith. Don't compromise!

05 Dec 2012 10:12 AM
JackieRabbit     

IAAl: They should either go with something contemporary, like Nevaeh or DaMiracle, or go old school with Ethelraed or Ethelfrith. Don't compromise!


Would Oranejelo or Lemonjelo suffice?

05 Dec 2012 10:14 AM
Gonz     
How 'bout John? Good biblical name.

05 Dec 2012 10:18 AM
Primitive Screwhead    [TotalFark]  
Throat-Warbler?

05 Dec 2012 10:18 AM
probesport     

JackieRabbit: IAAl: They should either go with something contemporary, like Nevaeh or DaMiracle, or go old school with Ethelraed or Ethelfrith. Don't compromise!

Would Oranejelo or Lemonjelo suffice?


Le-a

05 Dec 2012 10:24 AM
probesport     

Primitive Screwhead: Throat-Warbler?


Pronounced Raymond

05 Dec 2012 10:25 AM
shortymac     
They better not do Augustus, Augustus is my future son's name! Whatever they name their kid will become trendy and I don't want that to happen to another name I like!

He can be called Gus as a kid and then switch to Augustus later. Dr. Augustus (LastName), Augustus (LastName), Esq, and President Augustus (LastName) all work.

You know if they have a girl it's probably going to be named Diana or Elizabeth Diana if Granny causes a fuss.

05 Dec 2012 10:25 AM
RidgeRunner5     
The traditional royal voice. It is tradition to use the royal "we," AND TO USE THIS MUCH VOLUME WHEN ADDRESSING OUR SUBJECTS.

05 Dec 2012 10:26 AM
kroonermanblack     
What's bad about being named after Humphrey bogart? One of the most awesome and attractive stars of his day.

05 Dec 2012 10:27 AM
JackieRabbit     

RidgeRunner5: The traditional royal voice. It is tradition to use the royal "we," AND TO USE THIS MUCH VOLUME WHEN ADDRESSING OUR SUBJECTS.


Do you know the origin of the royal "we"?

05 Dec 2012 10:35 AM
Jim.Casy     
I'm casting my vote for naming it James Bond, boy or girl.

05 Dec 2012 10:35 AM
Primitive Screwhead    [TotalFark]  

probesport: Primitive Screwhead: Throat-Warbler?

Pronounced Raymond


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05 Dec 2012 10:39 AM
Millennium     

IAAl: They should either go with something contemporary, like Nevaeh or DaMiracle, or go old school with Ethelraed or Ethelfrith. Don't compromise!


Nevaeh is so last-decade. You need Onevaeh now, after the HeavenO movement.

05 Dec 2012 10:42 AM
Mid_mo_mad_man     
Name him after someone important. You know a name like Barrack or Joe

05 Dec 2012 10:44 AM
Valiente     
If a boy, Cunedda or perhaps as a nod to Euro-unity, Vercingetorix.

If a girl, Muriel or Hilda.

05 Dec 2012 10:46 AM
RidgeRunner5     

JackieRabbit: RidgeRunner5: The traditional royal voice. It is tradition to use the royal "we," AND TO USE THIS MUCH VOLUME WHEN ADDRESSING OUR SUBJECTS.

Do you know the origin of the royal "we"?


Multiple personalities

05 Dec 2012 10:49 AM
doczoidberg     
Antigone would be an awesome name.

I would totally name my daughter that, if I was a douchebag.

05 Dec 2012 10:55 AM
pag1107    [TotalFark]  
Zelda if it's a girl

05 Dec 2012 10:56 AM
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