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   Man drives around with part of sign in his head. It's a stop sign too, so drivers behind him don't know what to do. Stop 'N Go traffic all the way

05 Dec 2012 11:10 AM   |   9178 clicks   |   Action News Jacksonville
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
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05 Dec 2012 11:12 AM
No Time To Explain     
Florida? Say it ain't so

/signs, signs, everywhere signs, blocking out my neural pathways, breaking up my mind

05 Dec 2012 11:13 AM
LarryDan43     
I often drive with part of song in my head.

05 Dec 2012 11:14 AM
Albert911emt     
Huh? We don't get it.

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05 Dec 2012 11:16 AM
snowybunting    [TotalFark]  
How the heck do you drive around with part of a sign in your head?

Officers believe alcohol is a factor.

....and there it is.

05 Dec 2012 11:18 AM
cgraves67     
Amusing? A guy has a piece of sheet metal impaling his head. I have a hard time chuckling about it, even if it is drunkenly self-inflicted. Maybe it's just the stick up my ass.

05 Dec 2012 11:20 AM
uncleacid     
Maybe he asked God for a sign.

05 Dec 2012 11:21 AM
kvinesknows     

cgraves67: Amusing? A guy has a piece of sheet metal impaling his head. I have a hard time chuckling about it, even if it is drunkenly self-inflicted. Maybe it's just the stick up my ass.


your ass was near his head?

05 Dec 2012 11:23 AM
PirateKing     
If we wait for every Sop, Yeld, and One Vay sign, we'll never get there!

05 Dec 2012 11:24 AM
oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  
"Richard Newton, 63, of St. Augustine was driving a gray Camaro eastbound on SR 16 when he hit a sign. He then continued driving and was eventually pulled over"

It's just a goddamn scratch, you frickin' nosy cops! AND I AIN'T HAVING ANY OF THAT OBAMACARE SH*T EITHER!

05 Dec 2012 11:24 AM
Grungehamster     
No idea why, but something about the syntax of that headline makes me want to throw a "caught sayof" in somewhere.

05 Dec 2012 11:25 AM
show me    [TotalFark]  
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05 Dec 2012 11:25 AM
Amos Quito     
Now recovering in po stop

05 Dec 2012 11:27 AM
Nothing To See Here     
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05 Dec 2012 11:27 AM
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros     
driving a gray Camaro eastbound

I heard he just drove it up from the Bahamas.

05 Dec 2012 11:27 AM
busy chillin'     
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05 Dec 2012 11:28 AM
busy chillin'     

Nothing To See Here: [static.rcgroups.net image 800x600]


*shakes tiny fish*

dangit!

05 Dec 2012 11:28 AM
skankboy     

busy chillin': [4.bp.blogspot.com image 196x175]


Too slow

05 Dec 2012 11:29 AM
WTP 2     
no you turn

05 Dec 2012 11:29 AM
Nothing To See Here     

uncleacid: Maybe he asked God for a sign.


Jesus, that's funny.

/voted for you

05 Dec 2012 11:29 AM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
In before:

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05 Dec 2012 11:29 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
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05 Dec 2012 11:30 AM
Marcintosh     
Officers believe alcohol is a factor.

NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

05 Dec 2012 11:31 AM
busy chillin'     
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05 Dec 2012 11:31 AM
Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  
Whoah,ah,oh,oh, YEA!

I,I gotta new life
You would hardly recognize me I'm so glad
How could a person like me care for you?
(Why?)Why do I bother
When you're not the one for me
Ooooo, is enough, enough?

I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
Life is demanding without understanding
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong...
But where do you belong?
Under the clean moon
For so many years I've wondered who you are
How could a person like you bring me joy?
Under the pale moon
Where I see a lot of stars
Ooooo Is enough, enough

05 Dec 2012 11:32 AM
biyaaatci     
Lessee... Booze, Florida, and a Camaro. Sounds about right.

05 Dec 2012 11:33 AM
No Time To Explain     

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: driving a gray Camaro eastbound

I heard he just drove it up from the Bahamas.


It must be biatchin'

/fark, now I've got two songs stuck in my head at the same time

05 Dec 2012 11:33 AM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

busy chillin': [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x200]


That's TWICE!!!

05 Dec 2012 11:33 AM
YixilTesiphon     

busy chillin': *shakes tiny fish*


MINNOW AT YOU

05 Dec 2012 11:34 AM
numbone     
East bound and down? Besides the sign, was he also sporting a mullet?

05 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
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05 Dec 2012 11:39 AM
99.998er     
Yeah, but was that biatching Camaro OK?

05 Dec 2012 11:42 AM
hej     
The Florida tag not good enough for you, subby?

05 Dec 2012 11:43 AM
Onkel Buck     
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I bet he's glad it's not a canoe

05 Dec 2012 11:52 AM
66dude     

busy chillin': [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x200]


Please stop. Put your keyboard away. Stand up, walk toward the door, leave the building, and enjoy the fresh air.

/Never saw this before on Fark.
//You ok, buddy?

05 Dec 2012 11:53 AM
Snort     

66dude: busy chillin': [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x200]

Please stop. Put your keyboard away. Stand up, walk toward the door, leave the building, and enjoy the fresh air.

/Never saw this before on Fark.
//You ok, buddy?


C'mon! Third time is the charm! You can do it!

05 Dec 2012 12:00 PM
thespindrifter     
Motherfarking N. Fla drunks! We've probably got the highest hit and run/hit and run murder rate in the nation right now. I wish they would all spontaneously ignite and die in their own personal fire. Dozens of cyclists have been murdered by car just this year in this shiat city; I am so very glad to finally be leaving this suck hole of professional assholes and second-rate citizens.

05 Dec 2012 12:00 PM
busy chillin'     
the first was legit the second was
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05 Dec 2012 12:07 PM
busy chillin'     
I almost posted that mind your head jpg but figured that would be much too much

05 Dec 2012 12:12 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  

busy chillin': I almost posted that mind your head jpg but figured that would be much too much


Should I feel bad then? Or were you afraid you were going to be crushed 3 times?

05 Dec 2012 12:27 PM
busy chillin'     

blatz514: busy chillin': I almost posted that mind your head jpg but figured that would be much too much

Should I feel bad then? Or were you afraid you were going to be crushed 3 times?


never feel bad...and no I meant I was going to post it on purpose after you. I have never seen that before to even think of it in the first place.

05 Dec 2012 12:31 PM
busy chillin'     
Well, maybe feel bad at certain times, but not about this.

05 Dec 2012 12:31 PM
I_C_Weener    [TotalFark]  
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Stop signs are hungry.

05 Dec 2012 12:34 PM
Heracleitus     

biyaaatci: Lessee... Booze, Florida, and a Camaro. Sounds about right.


Throw in a mullet and we have a Florida Superfecta

05 Dec 2012 12:38 PM
Amos Quito     

I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 204x108]
 
Stop signs are hungry.



It worked.

She stopped.

05 Dec 2012 01:24 PM
MythDragon     

I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 204x108]
 
Stop signs are hungry.


"There was a guy down in Florida who said that, at the age of 53 years old, he was in good enough physical condition to withstand the wind, rain and hail of a force-3 hurricane. Now, let me explain somethin' to ya: it's not that the wind is blowin', it's what the wind is blowing.. If you get hit by a Volvo, it doesn't matter how many sit-ups you did that morning. If you have a "Yield" sign in your spleen, joggin' don't really come into play. "

05 Dec 2012 03:01 PM
DrewFL     

thespindrifter: Motherfarking N. Fla drunks! We've probably got the highest hit and run/hit and run murder rate in the nation right now. I wish they would all spontaneously ignite and die in their own personal fire. Dozens of cyclists have been murdered by car just this year in this shiat city; I am so very glad to finally be leaving this suck hole of professional assholes and second-rate citizens.


So I take it you don't like Jacksonville. Yeah, those pesky "professionals" with their stupid jobs.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

05 Dec 2012 03:26 PM
thespindrifter     

DrewFL: Yeah, those pesky "professionals" with their stupid jobs


WHAT PROFESSIONALS? Professional slackers? crooks? Rednecks? meth heads? gangstas? drunks? murderers? Combis of all of the above? because we've got a shiat load of those and nothing else, and no motherfarking jobs unless you're sucking a 1%ers slimy AIDS cock. I've wasted 33 years in this shiathole and will be glad to leave the farktards like you behind with all the other Gott Damned useless telephone polishers and knob gobblers. This is the city that second best built, and I've had enough; even my Jax native wife has finally given up and said "fark family, fark friends, this place is hell and all the smart/good people left in the 2000s while the getting was good-- time to join them!"

Keep this worthless inbred ghetto circle jerk all to yourself then: you all deserve each other. I hope you accidentally wander into a 1%er enclave and they have the JSO arrest you for daring to be driving while breathing their air. Or for being Black. Or middle class. Or intelligent... the list of unreal offenses in this shiatty city and its surrounding B&B 'burgs is incredible.

05 Dec 2012 03:44 PM
GoldDude     

cgraves67: Amusing? A guy has a piece of sheet metal impaling his head. I have a hard time chuckling about it, even if it is drunkenly self-inflicted. Maybe it's just the stick up my ass.


Yeah, well about that... this is FARK.com
You might be looking for http://www.familycircus.com/ 

\a bit less offensive, except for the dog being name "Barfy"

05 Dec 2012 04:16 PM
mekkab     

GoldDude: cgraves67: Amusing? A guy has a piece of sheet metal impaling his head. I have a hard time chuckling about it, even if it is drunkenly self-inflicted. Maybe it's just the stick up my ass.

Yeah, well about that... this is FARK.com
You might be looking for http://www.familycircus.com/ 

\a bit less offensive, except for the dog being name "Barfy"


I am offended by Daddy wearing his hat backwards...

05 Dec 2012 05:44 PM
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