Florida? Say it ain't so

/signs, signs, everywhere signs, blocking out my neural pathways, breaking up my mind

I often drive with part of song in my head.

Huh? We don't get it.

How the heck do you drive around with part of a sign in your head?

Officers believe alcohol is a factor.

....and there it is.

Amusing? A guy has a piece of sheet metal impaling his head. I have a hard time chuckling about it, even if it is drunkenly self-inflicted. Maybe it's just the stick up my ass.

Maybe he asked God for a sign.

cgraves67: Amusing? A guy has a piece of sheet metal impaling his head. I have a hard time chuckling about it, even if it is drunkenly self-inflicted. Maybe it's just the stick up my ass.

your ass was near his head?

If we wait for every Sop, Yeld, and One Vay sign, we'll never get there!

"Richard Newton, 63, of St. Augustine was driving a gray Camaro eastbound on SR 16 when he hit a sign. He then continued driving and was eventually pulled over"

It's just a goddamn scratch, you frickin' nosy cops! AND I AIN'T HAVING ANY OF THAT OBAMACARE SH*T EITHER!

No idea why, but something about the syntax of that headline makes me want to throw a "caught sayof" in somewhere.

Now recovering in po stop

driving a gray Camaro eastbound

I heard he just drove it up from the Bahamas.

Nothing To See Here: [static.rcgroups.net image 800x600]

*shakes tiny fish*

dangit!

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Too slow

no you turn

uncleacid: Maybe he asked God for a sign.

Jesus, that's funny.

/voted for you

In before:

Officers believe alcohol is a factor.

NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

Whoah,ah,oh,oh, YEA!

I,I gotta new life
You would hardly recognize me I'm so glad
How could a person like me care for you?
(Why?)Why do I bother
When you're not the one for me
Ooooo, is enough, enough?

I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
Life is demanding without understanding
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes
I saw the sign
No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong...
But where do you belong?
Under the clean moon
For so many years I've wondered who you are
How could a person like you bring me joy?
Under the pale moon
Where I see a lot of stars
Ooooo Is enough, enough

Lessee... Booze, Florida, and a Camaro. Sounds about right.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: driving a gray Camaro eastbound

I heard he just drove it up from the Bahamas.

It must be biatchin'

/fark, now I've got two songs stuck in my head at the same time

busy chillin': [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x200]

That's TWICE!!!

busy chillin': *shakes tiny fish*

MINNOW AT YOU

East bound and down? Besides the sign, was he also sporting a mullet?

Yeah, but was that biatching Camaro OK?

The Florida tag not good enough for you, subby?

I bet he's glad it's not a canoe

busy chillin': [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x200]

Please stop. Put your keyboard away. Stand up, walk toward the door, leave the building, and enjoy the fresh air.

/Never saw this before on Fark.
//You ok, buddy?

66dude: busy chillin': [upload.wikimedia.org image 200x200]

Please stop. Put your keyboard away. Stand up, walk toward the door, leave the building, and enjoy the fresh air.

/Never saw this before on Fark.
//You ok, buddy?

C'mon! Third time is the charm! You can do it!

Motherfarking N. Fla drunks! We've probably got the highest hit and run/hit and run murder rate in the nation right now. I wish they would all spontaneously ignite and die in their own personal fire. Dozens of cyclists have been murdered by car just this year in this shiat city; I am so very glad to finally be leaving this suck hole of professional assholes and second-rate citizens.

the first was legit the second was

I almost posted that mind your head jpg but figured that would be much too much

busy chillin': I almost posted that mind your head jpg but figured that would be much too much

Should I feel bad then? Or were you afraid you were going to be crushed 3 times?

blatz514: busy chillin': I almost posted that mind your head jpg but figured that would be much too much

Should I feel bad then? Or were you afraid you were going to be crushed 3 times?

never feel bad...and no I meant I was going to post it on purpose after you. I have never seen that before to even think of it in the first place.

Well, maybe feel bad at certain times, but not about this.

 
Stop signs are hungry.

biyaaatci: Lessee... Booze, Florida, and a Camaro. Sounds about right.

Throw in a mullet and we have a Florida Superfecta

I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 204x108]
 
Stop signs are hungry.


It worked.

She stopped.

I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 204x108]
 
Stop signs are hungry.

"There was a guy down in Florida who said that, at the age of 53 years old, he was in good enough physical condition to withstand the wind, rain and hail of a force-3 hurricane. Now, let me explain somethin' to ya: it's not that the wind is blowin', it's what the wind is blowing.. If you get hit by a Volvo, it doesn't matter how many sit-ups you did that morning. If you have a "Yield" sign in your spleen, joggin' don't really come into play. "

thespindrifter: Motherfarking N. Fla drunks! We've probably got the highest hit and run/hit and run murder rate in the nation right now. I wish they would all spontaneously ignite and die in their own personal fire. Dozens of cyclists have been murdered by car just this year in this shiat city; I am so very glad to finally be leaving this suck hole of professional assholes and second-rate citizens.

So I take it you don't like Jacksonville. Yeah, those pesky "professionals" with their stupid jobs.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

DrewFL: Yeah, those pesky "professionals" with their stupid jobs

WHAT PROFESSIONALS? Professional slackers? crooks? Rednecks? meth heads? gangstas? drunks? murderers? Combis of all of the above? because we've got a shiat load of those and nothing else, and no motherfarking jobs unless you're sucking a 1%ers slimy AIDS cock. I've wasted 33 years in this shiathole and will be glad to leave the farktards like you behind with all the other Gott Damned useless telephone polishers and knob gobblers. This is the city that second best built, and I've had enough; even my Jax native wife has finally given up and said "fark family, fark friends, this place is hell and all the smart/good people left in the 2000s while the getting was good-- time to join them!"

Keep this worthless inbred ghetto circle jerk all to yourself then: you all deserve each other. I hope you accidentally wander into a 1%er enclave and they have the JSO arrest you for daring to be driving while breathing their air. Or for being Black. Or middle class. Or intelligent... the list of unreal offenses in this shiatty city and its surrounding B&B 'burgs is incredible.

cgraves67: Amusing? A guy has a piece of sheet metal impaling his head. I have a hard time chuckling about it, even if it is drunkenly self-inflicted. Maybe it's just the stick up my ass.

Yeah, well about that... this is FARK.com
You might be looking for http://www.familycircus.com/ 

\a bit less offensive, except for the dog being name "Barfy"

GoldDude: cgraves67: Amusing? A guy has a piece of sheet metal impaling his head. I have a hard time chuckling about it, even if it is drunkenly self-inflicted. Maybe it's just the stick up my ass.

Yeah, well about that... this is FARK.com
You might be looking for http://www.familycircus.com/ 

\a bit less offensive, except for the dog being name "Barfy"

I am offended by Daddy wearing his hat backwards...