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   Ever open a box of pizza, inhale a whiff and think to yourself 'man I wish I could bottle that smell?' Well, thanks to Pizza Hut, now you can

05 Dec 2012 11:55 AM   |   5604 clicks   |   Huffington Post
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give me doughnuts     
We want the smell of a real pizza, not the round pizza-like objects (hereafter known as RPOs) they serve at Pizza Hut.

05 Dec 2012 09:33 AM
make me some tea    [TotalFark]  
I remember having scratch n' sniff pizza smell as a kid. It was divine.

05 Dec 2012 10:03 AM
pizen    [TotalFark]  
I've definitely never had that experience when the box said "Pizza Hut" on it.

05 Dec 2012 10:35 AM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
Does it smell of rancid oil and artificial cheese like a Pizza Hut pizza does?

05 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
Devo     
They should call it Wisconsin.

05 Dec 2012 11:57 AM
TheSwizz     
Someone farting in a glass jar isn't the type of job growth I was expecting.

05 Dec 2012 12:00 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
beats Cracker Barrel perfume

05 Dec 2012 12:00 PM
oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  
You smell fat.

05 Dec 2012 12:01 PM
CruJones     
Pizza Hut thin crust is a perfectly cromulent pizza. It's not the best in the world but its certainly edible.

05 Dec 2012 12:03 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club    [TotalFark]  

TheSwizz: Someone farting in a glass jar isn't the type of job growth I was expecting.


I did that once and it works pretty well. Actually, I did it twice. Once to test the concept and again to give to a friend. I've never laughed so hard at the question, "What the f*ck is wrong with you?"
Later that week he set a Barbie on fire and threw it in my truck.
God, I miss that job.

05 Dec 2012 12:04 PM
oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  
Next up for the Canuckian perfume company: "Memories of Winnipeg" and "eau de hockey bag".

05 Dec 2012 12:05 PM
Hobodeluxe     
great for attracting Fat Chicks!

05 Dec 2012 12:06 PM
TheSwizz     

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: TheSwizz: Someone farting in a glass jar isn't the type of job growth I was expecting.

I did that once and it works pretty well. Actually, I did it twice. Once to test the concept and again to give to a friend. I've never laughed so hard at the question, "What the f*ck is wrong with you?"
Later that week he set a Barbie on fire and threw it in my truck.
God, I miss that job.


There are so many questions that come to mind.

1. Did you carry a glass jar around waiting for that golden opportunity to drop trou and fill the jar?
2. Did you let it marinate on a sunny window sill?
3. How did you get your buddy to take a good inhale?
4. Here smell this? I would be pretty suspicious.
5. Did you throw it at his feet for a stink bomb effect?

05 Dec 2012 12:10 PM
Slaxl     
Sometimes I feel sorry for you Americans, reading pizza threads it seems you can't get a decent pizza anywhere in America. Everyone will say that Domino's taste like ass, this thread lets me know that American Pizza Hut tastes of crap, then you have the whole New York - Chicago rivalry, both sides say the other is crap, so i'll just assume both are crap... But over here every pizza tastes like it was crafted by the hands of an angel. A little Italian angel. Where you can go from pizzeria to pizzeria, almost too full to move but unable to put down that next bite because you know it's going to taste so divine and heavenly so you keep eating until your stomach ruptures and you succumb to the most glorious of deaths and they use the gases escaping from your ruptured stomach to create perfumes to sell to other pizza lovers.

05 Dec 2012 12:14 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost     

Jon iz teh kewl: beats Cracker Barrel perfume


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05 Dec 2012 12:16 PM
cakeman     
friend of mine did this with a water glass in the bathroom. He got his brother, his father told him he didn't know he was a scatologist.

05 Dec 2012 12:20 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     

give me doughnuts: We want the smell of a real pizza, not the round pizza-like objects (hereafter known as RPOs) they serve at Pizza Hut.


I keep all my Linux apps in RPO's

05 Dec 2012 12:22 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
This guy has it perfected!

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05 Dec 2012 12:22 PM
Catsaregreen     

Slaxl: Sometimes I feel sorry for you Americans, reading pizza threads it seems you can't get a decent pizza anywhere in America. Everyone will say that Domino's taste like ass, this thread lets me know that American Pizza Hut tastes of crap, then you have the whole New York - Chicago rivalry, both sides say the other is crap, so i'll just assume both are crap... But over here every pizza tastes like it was crafted by the hands of an angel. A little Italian angel. Where you can go from pizzeria to pizzeria, almost too full to move but unable to put down that next bite because you know it's going to taste so divine and heavenly so you keep eating until your stomach ruptures and you succumb to the most glorious of deaths and they use the gases escaping from your ruptured stomach to create perfumes to sell to other pizza lovers.


There is no New York-Chicago pizza rivalry. Chicago pizza isn't pizza -- it's crap. End of story.

05 Dec 2012 12:25 PM
amindtat     
Not-so-CSB time:

When I was a senior in high school I got chicken pox. Super high fever to start, covered head to toe in sores later, missed two weeks of school, just an awful time really. But there was an odd thing about the sores, perhaps enhanced by the fact that I was covered in them, in that they had a SMELL to them (to me at least, anyway) and a rather unpleasant one at that. Now there is a pizzeria in my neighborhood that makes decent pizza, probably the most popular one in town. But it has almost the exact smell to me. A sort of greasy, cheesy smell. Now it doesn't bother me while I'm eating it, but any trace residue left around my mouth afterwards will get me sick to my stomach if given time. There's just something about having that smell coming from me. I have to wash my face afterwards to get rid of it.

05 Dec 2012 12:27 PM
ShadowLAnCeR     
So it smells like cancer?

05 Dec 2012 12:27 PM
JackieRabbit     
Every girl wants to smell like she has a yeast infection. It drive the guys wild.

05 Dec 2012 12:43 PM
SlagginOff     

Catsaregreen: Slaxl: Sometimes I feel sorry for you Americans, reading pizza threads it seems you can't get a decent pizza anywhere in America. Everyone will say that Domino's taste like ass, this thread lets me know that American Pizza Hut tastes of crap, then you have the whole New York - Chicago rivalry, both sides say the other is crap, so i'll just assume both are crap... But over here every pizza tastes like it was crafted by the hands of an angel. A little Italian angel. Where you can go from pizzeria to pizzeria, almost too full to move but unable to put down that next bite because you know it's going to taste so divine and heavenly so you keep eating until your stomach ruptures and you succumb to the most glorious of deaths and they use the gases escaping from your ruptured stomach to create perfumes to sell to other pizza lovers.

There is no New York-Chicago pizza rivalry. Chicago pizza isn't pizza -- it's crap. End of story.


Most real Chicagoans only eat deep dish when out of towners are in. Chicago has its own style of thin crust and it's just as good as NY style. I happen to like both almost equally but being from Chicago I have a slight bias towards my hometown.

My guess is also that you've only tried Pizzeria Uno or some other tourist trap. There are actually some delicious deep dish concoctions here. I don't care if you call it pizza though.

05 Dec 2012 12:51 PM
Psychopusher     
FTFA: But you can be sure we're going to keep our eyes peeled (zing!)

Wait, what? How is "peeled" a pun of any sort in the context of this article? Jesus, HuffPo, do you even try?

05 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  
Fiiiiiiinally.

05 Dec 2012 12:59 PM
Just Another OC Homeless Guy     

give me doughnuts: We want the smell of a real pizza, not the round pizza-like objects (hereafter known as RPOs) they serve at Pizza Hut.


Whoa whoa whoa! Back off, dude! PH's large, thin crust Meat Lover's Pizza ($10.00) is greasy artery-clogging Heaven.

05 Dec 2012 01:04 PM
special20    [TotalFark]  

Slaxl: Sometimes I feel sorry for you Americans, reading pizza threads it seems you can't get a decent pizza anywhere in America. Everyone will say that Domino's taste like ass, this thread lets me know that American Pizza Hut tastes of crap, then you have the whole New York - Chicago rivalry, both sides say the other is crap, so i'll just assume both are crap... But over here every pizza tastes like it was crafted by the hands of an angel. A little Italian angel. Where you can go from pizzeria to pizzeria, almost too full to move but unable to put down that next bite because you know it's going to taste so divine and heavenly so you keep eating until your stomach ruptures and you succumb to the most glorious of deaths and they use the gases escaping from your ruptured stomach to create perfumes to sell to other pizza lovers.


Yeah, but we get to drive there in our authentic muscle cars while wearing our real cowboy boots, blue jeans, and actual trucker caps instead of getting all that experience second hand and all fancified in the overpriced European aesthetic - like pizza itself - the experience had to be reinvented by Americans in order to be worth a damn anyway. Everyone in this country has at least one local pizza joint that is likely better to them, than anywhere else in the world. That's how we roll, you poor, unfortunate European yob.

05 Dec 2012 01:07 PM
BetterMetalSnake    [TotalFark]  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: TheSwizz: Someone farting in a glass jar isn't the type of job growth I was expecting.

I did that once and it works pretty well. Actually, I did it twice. Once to test the concept and again to give to a friend. I've never laughed so hard at the question, "What the f*ck is wrong with you?"
Later that week he set a Barbie on fire and threw it in my truck.
God, I miss that job.


Many lols were had. Thanks you for the CSB.

05 Dec 2012 01:08 PM
Just Another OC Homeless Guy     

Slaxl: Sometimes I feel sorry for you Americans, reading pizza threads it seems you can't get a decent pizza anywhere in America. Everyone will say that Domino's taste like ass, this thread lets me know that American Pizza Hut tastes of crap, then you have the whole New York - Chicago rivalry, both sides say the other is crap, so i'll just assume both are crap... But over here every pizza tastes like it was crafted by the hands of an angel. A little Italian angel. Where you can go from pizzeria to pizzeria, almost too full to move but unable to put down that next bite because you know it's going to taste so divine and heavenly so you keep eating until your stomach ruptures and you succumb to the most glorious of deaths and they use the gases escaping from your ruptured stomach to create perfumes to sell to other pizza lovers.


Both Pizza Hut and Dominos have improved their products. PH more than a little; Dominos vastly improved. A Dominos feta cheese, garlic and spinach pizza is delicious.

05 Dec 2012 01:08 PM
Jim.Casy     

SlagginOff: Catsaregreen: Slaxl: Sometimes I feel sorry for you Americans, reading pizza threads it seems you can't get a decent pizza anywhere in America. Everyone will say that Domino's taste like ass, this thread lets me know that American Pizza Hut tastes of crap, then you have the whole New York - Chicago rivalry, both sides say the other is crap, so i'll just assume both are crap... But over here every pizza tastes like it was crafted by the hands of an angel. A little Italian angel. Where you can go from pizzeria to pizzeria, almost too full to move but unable to put down that next bite because you know it's going to taste so divine and heavenly so you keep eating until your stomach ruptures and you succumb to the most glorious of deaths and they use the gases escaping from your ruptured stomach to create perfumes to sell to other pizza lovers.

There is no New York-Chicago pizza rivalry. Chicago pizza isn't pizza -- it's crap. End of story.

Most real Chicagoans only eat deep dish when out of towners are in. Chicago has its own style of thin crust and it's just as good as NY style. I happen to like both almost equally but being from Chicago I have a slight bias towards my hometown.

My guess is also that you've only tried Pizzeria Uno or some other tourist trap. There are actually some delicious deep dish concoctions here. I don't care if you call it pizza though.


You can get great pizza in Boston's north end, but we don't like to brag about it. I think the moral here is that there is awesome pizza to be had in local restaurants wherever there is an authentic Italian community, and that chain store pizza sucks universally. End of story.

05 Dec 2012 01:12 PM
CruJones     

SlagginOff: Catsaregreen: Slaxl: Sometimes I feel sorry for you Americans, reading pizza threads it seems you can't get a decent pizza anywhere in America. Everyone will say that Domino's taste like ass, this thread lets me know that American Pizza Hut tastes of crap, then you have the whole New York - Chicago rivalry, both sides say the other is crap, so i'll just assume both are crap... But over here every pizza tastes like it was crafted by the hands of an angel. A little Italian angel. Where you can go from pizzeria to pizzeria, almost too full to move but unable to put down that next bite because you know it's going to taste so divine and heavenly so you keep eating until your stomach ruptures and you succumb to the most glorious of deaths and they use the gases escaping from your ruptured stomach to create perfumes to sell to other pizza lovers.

There is no New York-Chicago pizza rivalry. Chicago pizza isn't pizza -- it's crap. End of story.

Most real Chicagoans only eat deep dish when out of towners are in. Chicago has its own style of thin crust and it's just as good as NY style. I happen to like both almost equally but being from Chicago I have a slight bias towards my hometown.

My guess is also that you've only tried Pizzeria Uno or some other tourist trap. There are actually some delicious deep dish concoctions here. I don't care if you call it pizza though.


I really enjoy a good meal from Lou Malnati's, but it's not pizza.

05 Dec 2012 01:14 PM
pseudoscience     

Jim.Casy: SlagginOff: Catsaregreen: Slaxl: Sometimes I feel sorry for you Americans, reading pizza threads it seems you can't get a decent pizza anywhere in America. Everyone will say that Domino's taste like ass, this thread lets me know that American Pizza Hut tastes of crap, then you have the whole New York - Chicago rivalry, both sides say the other is crap, so i'll just assume both are crap... But over here every pizza tastes like it was crafted by the hands of an angel. A little Italian angel. Where you can go from pizzeria to pizzeria, almost too full to move but unable to put down that next bite because you know it's going to taste so divine and heavenly so you keep eating until your stomach ruptures and you succumb to the most glorious of deaths and they use the gases escaping from your ruptured stomach to create perfumes to sell to other pizza lovers.

There is no New York-Chicago pizza rivalry. Chicago pizza isn't pizza -- it's crap. End of story.

Most real Chicagoans only eat deep dish when out of towners are in. Chicago has its own style of thin crust and it's just as good as NY style. I happen to like both almost equally but being from Chicago I have a slight bias towards my hometown.

My guess is also that you've only tried Pizzeria Uno or some other tourist trap. There are actually some delicious deep dish concoctions here. I don't care if you call it pizza though.

You can get great pizza in Boston's north end, but we don't like to brag about it. I think the moral here is that there is awesome pizza to be had in local restaurants wherever there is an authentic Italian community, and that chain store pizza sucks universally. End of story.


I want to travel to Boston right now just to go to Regina's.

05 Dec 2012 01:19 PM
new_york_monty     

Psychopusher: FTFA: But you can be sure we're going to keep our eyes peeled (zing!)

Wait, what? How is "peeled" a pun of any sort in the context of this article? Jesus, HuffPo, do you even try?


Just a guess, but a "pizza peel" is the wooden thing used to pull the pizza from the oven. That's probably the pun they were shooting for. Not that it makes it a good pun...

05 Dec 2012 01:31 PM
ReapTheChaos     
Ever open a box of pizza, inhale a whiff and think to yourself 'man I wish I could bottle that smell?'

No.

05 Dec 2012 01:32 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club    [TotalFark]  

TheSwizz:
There are so many questions that come to mind.

1. Did you carry a glass jar around waiting for that golden opportunity to drop trou and fill the jar?

Just a spur of the moment thing. We had lots of jars sitting around that we would use to hold small parts. It was a bicycle shop.

2. Did you let it marinate on a sunny window sill?

No, I'm not a monster.

3. How did you get your buddy to take a good inhale?

"Check this out. I think this had peanut brittle in it before. Or maybe Almond Rocha."

4. Here smell this? I would be pretty suspicious.

Most certainly.

5. Did you throw it at his feet for a stink bomb effect?


No, but the idea is not without merit.

05 Dec 2012 01:37 PM
SlagginOff     

Jim.Casy: SlagginOff: Catsaregreen: Slaxl: Sometimes I feel sorry for you Americans, reading pizza threads it seems you can't get a decent pizza anywhere in America. Everyone will say that Domino's taste like ass, this thread lets me know that American Pizza Hut tastes of crap, then you have the whole New York - Chicago rivalry, both sides say the other is crap, so i'll just assume both are crap... But over here every pizza tastes like it was crafted by the hands of an angel. A little Italian angel. Where you can go from pizzeria to pizzeria, almost too full to move but unable to put down that next bite because you know it's going to taste so divine and heavenly so you keep eating until your stomach ruptures and you succumb to the most glorious of deaths and they use the gases escaping from your ruptured stomach to create perfumes to sell to other pizza lovers.

There is no New York-Chicago pizza rivalry. Chicago pizza isn't pizza -- it's crap. End of story.

Most real Chicagoans only eat deep dish when out of towners are in. Chicago has its own style of thin crust and it's just as good as NY style. I happen to like both almost equally but being from Chicago I have a slight bias towards my hometown.

My guess is also that you've only tried Pizzeria Uno or some other tourist trap. There are actually some delicious deep dish concoctions here. I don't care if you call it pizza though.

You can get great pizza in Boston's north end, but we don't like to brag about it. I think the moral here is that there is awesome pizza to be had in local restaurants wherever there is an authentic Italian community, and that chain store pizza sucks universally. End of story.


I'll agree with you here. One of the best pizzas I've ever had was somewhere around Holland, MI, and most other joints I've had in MI have been lousy.

To clarify, i wasn't trying to brag about Chicago pizza. Just mentioning the fact that outsiders almost always equate it with deep dish when the fact is that more than 75% of the time when a Chicagoan orders pizza it's probably thin. And a different style of thin crust, not just something masquerading as NY style thin.

05 Dec 2012 01:55 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
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05 Dec 2012 01:58 PM
trappedspirit     
I am a man. And as such, don't consider bottling any scent. Except perhaps deer urine.

05 Dec 2012 02:15 PM
litespeed74     
I'll lift a toilet lid and smell if I want to smell pizza hut

05 Dec 2012 03:10 PM
CigaretteSmokingMan     
A standard NY utility slice is a million times better than anything Pizza Hutt or any others of that ilk make.

05 Dec 2012 06:49 PM
Yugoboy     
Yesterday at work we had the annual "Christmas Snowflake" questionnaire prior to redistribution for our version of Secret Santa. One question was favorite smell. I listed 4... coming in at #4 was Pizza. And now this... I'm just ahead of the curve...

05 Dec 2012 11:07 PM
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