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05 Dec 2012 11:57 AM   |   38733 clicks   |   96.1 KISS
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basemetal    [TotalFark]  
Hey man, it takes a lot of balls to do that on a large market TV station. Lighten up.

05 Dec 2012 10:06 AM
Elandriel     
Hah! I hovered over the link and it says 'Farticle'. This is accurate.

Also, blah blah something about the story.

05 Dec 2012 10:21 AM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  

basemetal: Hey man, it takes a lot of balls to do that on a large market TV station. Lighten up.


Well, I used to think that guy was crazy. Now I can clearly see he's nuts.

/doesn't QUITE work

05 Dec 2012 10:32 AM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  
Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.

05 Dec 2012 10:33 AM
jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  
I can't believe we let guys get away with this kind of sexual harassment in this day and age.

05 Dec 2012 11:22 AM
swahnhennessy     
Those wacky morning drive time jockeys! What will they think of next??

05 Dec 2012 12:00 PM
Old_Chief_Scott     

xanadian: basemetal: Hey man, it takes a lot of balls to do that on a large market TV station. Lighten up.

Well, I used to think that guy was crazy. Now I can clearly see he's nuts.

/doesn't QUITE work


Good try though, dude. I'll give you points on that one anyway.

05 Dec 2012 12:01 PM
under a mountain     
Those chicks were hot.

05 Dec 2012 12:02 PM
offacue     
That guy's nuts.

05 Dec 2012 12:04 PM
Jiro Dreams Of McRibs     

xanadian: basemetal: Hey man, it takes a lot of balls to do that on a large market TV station. Lighten up.

Well, I used to think that guy was crazy. Now I can clearly see he's nuts.

/doesn't QUITE work


That man's nuts...grabbem! Ooof!

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05 Dec 2012 12:04 PM
JohnCarter     
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05 Dec 2012 12:06 PM
ChrisDe     
I listen to the DSC every day, they were having a riot with this.

05 Dec 2012 12:07 PM
sprawl15    [TotalFark]  
bumblebee tuna

05 Dec 2012 12:09 PM
van1ty     
Oh no... not side ball... what will happen to the children...

05 Dec 2012 12:09 PM
jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  
Daddy side-ball will always remind me of Christmas mornings as a kid.

05 Dec 2012 12:10 PM
JackieRabbit     
No, that wasn't staged. Not staged at all.

05 Dec 2012 12:11 PM
GBB    [TotalFark]  

xanadian: Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.


1...2... Good luck trying to find the 3rd one.

05 Dec 2012 12:12 PM
highendmighty     
He's Boyer. Chris Boyer. [Musical note icon]

05 Dec 2012 12:13 PM
Smeggy Smurf    [TotalFark]  

van1ty: Oh no... not side ball... what will happen to the children...


Somebody will think of them which will lead to somebody furiously masturbating while driving down the highway which causes them to run into a bus full of nuns transporting lifesaving medicine for the elderly who will then die because somebody showed his side ball.

Don't kill old people, keep your nuts covered.

05 Dec 2012 12:14 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
Wardrobe malfunction?

05 Dec 2012 12:19 PM
TheOtherGuy     
Had to chuckle at the warning in the article. "You're going to see some man parts."

You know what? Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm not. . Yep, definitely not gonna do that.

05 Dec 2012 12:19 PM
Apik0r0s     
Lemme guess. Everybody is more scandalized over the testicle than the fact that this crappy radio/tv show even exists in America.

05 Dec 2012 12:21 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club     

xanadian: Well, I used to think that guy was crazy. Now I can clearly see he's nuts.

/doesn't QUITE work


Close enough. It was worth a chortle.

05 Dec 2012 12:21 PM
Happy Hours     

GBB: xanadian: Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.

1...2... Good luck trying to find the 3rd one.


Still works. Alliteration doesn't have to be the first sound of a word and testicular and trifecta each have 2 stressed 't's in them.

Hey, if you're going to try to be pedantic and fail I'm going to be pedantic and point that out.

05 Dec 2012 12:24 PM
sasbazooka     
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05 Dec 2012 12:25 PM
Grandemadaca     
Most "wacky" morning radio shows are incredibly unfunny (that includes Stern. Is he still even on?).

Stern: was funny many, MANY years ago on WNBC-AM, when management actually kept him reigned in and he was forced to actually try hard instead of going right to fart jokes and naked chicks.

Imus: also was incredibility funny long long ago, before he got old and curmudgeonly. (also is personally a miserable person)

Johnson & Tofte back in Las Vegas about 15 years ago walked that fine line pretty well. Don't know if they're still around.

Currently enjoying Chaz & AJ in CT these days. Not too tasteless, pretty funny most of the time. They know when to say when. halfway intelligent.

05 Dec 2012 12:26 PM
highendmighty     

Happy Hours: GBB: xanadian: Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.

1...2... Good luck trying to find the 3rd one.

Still works. Alliteration doesn't have to be the first sound of a word and testicular and trifecta each have 2 stressed 't's in them.

Hey, if you're going to try to be pedantic and fail I'm going to be pedantic and point that out.


As a former English teacher, I would like to thank you for pointing that out; however, I think he was talking about the number of testicles found on the body - 1...2...

/I could be wrong
/am often

05 Dec 2012 12:27 PM
Spiralmonkey    [TotalFark]  

GBB: xanadian: Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.

1...2... Good luck trying to find the 3rd one.


Testicle trifecta triumphant in totality

05 Dec 2012 12:27 PM
Snotnose     
I saw this on the news, then tuned into DSC. It was hilarious.

The podcast of the show is at http://www.sandiegojack.com/global/Sto ry.asp?s=12880043, grab the 12/3 eps. The TV part was aired about 6:55 AM.

05 Dec 2012 12:28 PM
Grungehamster    [TotalFark]  
Lindsay: There are certain things... that should be covered... up."
Doug: "I know. That's why I've got the hat."
Lindsay: "There are... There are certain things that need to remain closed."
Doug: "I know, and I for one respect Chick-fil-A for not serving people on Sunday. I wonder if we can get it so they don't serve Christians."
Lindsay: "...I can see your balls."

05 Dec 2012 12:29 PM
ChipNASA     

Spiralmonkey: GBB: xanadian: Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.

1...2... Good luck trying to find the 3rd one.

Testicle trifecta triumphant in totality FESTIVAL


05 Dec 2012 12:30 PM
On-Off     
Lame.

Why can't they just do "AWWW MY BALLS" already?

05 Dec 2012 12:31 PM
GBB    [TotalFark]  

highendmighty: Happy Hours: GBB: xanadian: Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.

1...2... Good luck trying to find the 3rd one.

Still works. Alliteration doesn't have to be the first sound of a word and testicular and trifecta each have 2 stressed 't's in them.

Hey, if you're going to try to be pedantic and fail I'm going to be pedantic and point that out.

As a former English teacher, I would like to thank you for pointing that out; however, I think he was talking about the number of testicles found on the body - 1...2...

/I could be wrong
/am often


I can't believe you are the only one that caught that... I guess I should have deleted the alliteration part of the original comment.

05 Dec 2012 12:35 PM
rocketpants    [TotalFark]  
Aspect ratio fail.

05 Dec 2012 12:35 PM
ChrisDe     

highendmighty: He's Boyer. Chris Boyer. [Musical note icon]


And he's not on the air today, I haven't heard them say anything about his absence. I'll bet he got the day off and a slap on the ......um, wrist.

05 Dec 2012 12:35 PM
Mog32Kupo    [TotalFark]  
I love DSC, this isn't a shuttle landing hoax, but its one of their larger pranks on San Diego.

05 Dec 2012 12:35 PM
AngryJailhouseFistfark     
Article said "flop out". There was no floppage, only the side-view of a moderately sized ballsack.

I fully expected his semi-erect member to burst forth from its tenuous restraint and slap the one woman in the cheek. Then in an effort to withdraw from that encounter he turns towards the other woman just as she's standing up, his manhood landing smack in her open palm. In her shock, she pulls her hand away but her wedding band has caught on the now-dangling bikini bottom, holding her hand against his family pride. The first woman, thinking this man-handling is a cue from her colleague, moistens her index finger by slipping it into her mouth, and then quickly and deftly slides it into his puckered, toothless nethermouth. Of course, she proceeds to seek his prostate and apply a gentle stimulation.

His johnson now fully engorged, he proceeds to leak seminal fluid onto the Rolex of the second woman. She is horrified by this pre-ejaculate discharge on what was a gift from her grandparents, given when she'd been hired as anchorwoman at this station. A station they watch regularly, each morning, with coffee. In her fury to get her jewelry away from the leaking boner, she fumbles with the clasp which catches the tender flesh of his scrotum, causing him to pull away. Naturally this motion forces the first woman's finger farther into his anus and his response is to clamp his ass cheeks together with as much force as he can muster, what with his genitals stimulated and anus engaged, and what not. This grip is much too tight for the woman to escape and as the man attempts to rescue his ballsack from Newswoman's hostile jewelry, he turns sharpy, breaking the first woman's finger at the second knuckle. She screams which frightens everyone, and in an effort to withdraw her wounded index finger, accidentally inserts the middle and ring finger of that same hand, as well as the thumb of the other hand.

This sudden and vigorous intrusion to the man's backside causes him once again to lunge back to the other Newswoman who is now taking her silk scarf from her neck in an effort to provide some cover to her immodest guest. Unfortunately the knot is only half-undone when the man's sweating, pale, and hairy form is thrust upon her. Attempting to catch his balance, he grasps ahead of his fall, catching the edge of her scarf and unintentionally drawing it tight. Now strangled by her silk scarf, the newswoman flails wildly and begins turning blue. The other newsgirl with the wounded hand manages to free herself from the man's anus and is surprised at the piney-fresh scent on her hand. She'd fully expected it to smell of excrement, but here was her hand smelling like it had been gently plucking pine cones from a mountain meadow. She had now way of knowing that the biniki-clad gentleman was a regular practitioner of colonic cleansing and did so with a special recipe of eucalyptus balm, menthol, hemp oil soap, and pine oil.

Distracted by this discovery, she looked away from her asphyxiating colleague just as the choking woman bore down on her in a desperate plea for help. She trips over the gentleman's lower leg, however, as he's spread his stance wide in an attempt to regain control of his escaped package and return it to the confines of the bikini. Falling forward she lands face-first in the still-seated newswoman's cleavage just as she loses consciousness. The half-knot slips open, freeing her airway, and she is revived by the invigorating scent of the other newswoman's hand, now cologned with biniki-man's ass-cocktail.

They all laugh at the crazy chain of misadventure that has derailed their morning news program, smile, and wave to the grandparents in the audience. 

THAT is what I was expecting to see in the video. Imagine my disappointment.

05 Dec 2012 12:36 PM
Mog32Kupo    [TotalFark]  

ChrisDe: highendmighty: He's Boyer. Chris Boyer. [Musical note icon]

And he's not on the air today, I haven't heard them say anything about his absence. I'll bet he got the day off and a slap on the ......um, wrist.


Lets hope, who else will kill a bit? Chain isn't enough of a douche and Ruth can't do it constantly...

05 Dec 2012 12:36 PM
GBB    [TotalFark]  

Happy Hours: GBB: xanadian: Also, seems there's a testicle trifecta in play.

hehehehe...alliteration.

1...2... Good luck trying to find the 3rd one.

Still works. Alliteration doesn't have to be the first sound of a word and testicular and trifecta each have 2 stressed 't's in them.

Hey, if you're going to try to be pedantic and fail I'm going to be pedantic and point that out.


What should I do, then? Point out that you fail at pointing out my perceived failure?
My comment was not about the alliteration. Look again. Look... harder. Testicle.... 1....2.... trifecta??

05 Dec 2012 12:38 PM
probesport     
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05 Dec 2012 12:40 PM
highendmighty     

GBB: I can't believe you are the only one that caught that... I guess I should have deleted the alliteration part of the original comment.


Nawww - deciphering ambiguity is a fun brain exercise :)

ChrisDe: highendmighty: He's Boyer. Chris Boyer. [Musical note icon]

And he's not on the air today, I haven't heard them say anything about his absence. I'll bet he got the day off and a slap on the ......um, wrist.


That's a good point. I noticed that he wasn't on today, but hadn't made the connection. I wonder if the cameraperson got the day off, too, fair being fair and all.

05 Dec 2012 12:40 PM
JackieRabbit     

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Article said "flop out". There was no floppage, only the side-view of a moderately sized ballsack.

I fully expected his semi-erect member to burst forth from its tenuous restraint and slap the one woman in the cheek. Then in an effort to withdraw from that encounter he turns towards the other woman just as she's standing up, his manhood landing smack in her open palm. In her shock, she pulls her hand away but her wedding band has caught on the now-dangling bikini bottom, holding her hand against his family pride. The first woman, thinking this man-handling is a cue from her colleague, moistens her index finger by slipping it into her mouth, and then quickly and deftly slides it into his puckered, toothless nethermouth. Of course, she proceeds to seek his prostate and apply a gentle stimulation.

His johnson now fully engorged, he proceeds to leak seminal fluid onto the Rolex of the second woman. She is horrified by this pre-ejaculate discharge on what was a gift from her grandparents, given when she'd been hired as anchorwoman at this station. A station they watch regularly, each morning, with coffee. In her fury to get her jewelry away from the leaking boner, she fumbles with the clasp which catches the tender flesh of his scrotum, causing him to pull away. Naturally this motion forces the first woman's finger farther into his anus and his response is to clamp his ass cheeks together with as much force as he can muster, what with his genitals stimulated and anus engaged, and what not. This grip is much too tight for the woman to escape and as the man attempts to rescue his ballsack from Newswoman's hostile jewelry, he turns sharpy, breaking the first woman's finger at the second knuckle. She screams which frightens everyone, and in an effort to withdraw her wounded index finger, accidentally inserts the middle and ring finger of that same hand, as well as the thumb of the other hand.

This sudden and vigorous intrusion to the man's backside causes him once again t ...


You should get out more....

05 Dec 2012 12:41 PM
ChrisDe     

Mog32Kupo: ChrisDe: highendmighty: He's Boyer. Chris Boyer. [Musical note icon]

And he's not on the air today, I haven't heard them say anything about his absence. I'll bet he got the day off and a slap on the ......um, wrist.

Lets hope, who else will kill a bit? Chain isn't enough of a douche and Ruth can't do it constantly...


Boyer also had a similar mishap with the adult diaper TV visit a few months ago (Mother's Day?), but supposedly nobody has video of that.

05 Dec 2012 12:45 PM
boozehat     

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Article said "flop out". There was no floppage, only the side-view of a moderately sized ballsack.

I fully expected his semi-erect member to burst forth from its tenuous restraint and slap the one woman in the cheek. Then in an effort to withdraw from that encounter he turns towards the other woman just as she's standing up, his manhood landing smack in her open palm. In her shock, she pulls her hand away but her wedding band has caught on the now-dangling bikini bottom, holding her hand against his family pride. The first woman, thinking this man-handling is a cue from her colleague, moistens her index finger by slipping it into her mouth, and then quickly and deftly slides it into his puckered, toothless nethermouth. Of course, she proceeds to seek his prostate and apply a gentle stimulation.

His johnson now fully engorged, he proceeds to leak seminal fluid onto the Rolex of the second woman. She is horrified by this pre-ejaculate discharge on what was a gift from her grandparents, given when she'd been hired as anchorwoman at this station. A station they watch regularly, each morning, with coffee. In her fury to get her jewelry away from the leaking boner, she fumbles with the clasp which catches the tender flesh of his scrotum, causing him to pull away. Naturally this motion forces the first woman's finger farther into his anus and his response is to clamp his ass cheeks together with as much force as he can muster, what with his genitals stimulated and anus engaged, and what not. This grip is much too tight for the woman to escape and as the man attempts to rescue his ballsack from Newswoman's hostile jewelry, he turns sharpy, breaking the first woman's finger at the second knuckle. She screams which frightens everyone, and in an effort to withdraw her wounded index finger, accidentally inserts the middle and ring finger of that same hand, as well as the thumb of the other hand.

This sudden and vigorous intrusion to the man's backside causes him once again t ...


I think this is some sort of attempt to trick a Spam filter into believing an email is good so it will bypass the filter.

05 Dec 2012 12:48 PM
The Goon Show     
Well having this happen at a radio station named Jack-FM seems about right.

05 Dec 2012 12:49 PM
Psychopusher     
Damn. I thought they revived the Larry Sanders Show.

/Obscure?
//Nothing is.

05 Dec 2012 12:51 PM
Nexzus     

On-Off: Lame.

Why can't they just do "AWWW MY BALLS" already?


They do. It's called "America's Funniest Videos"

05 Dec 2012 12:53 PM
TNel     
Would that put him on the sex ofenders list since little kids saw it?

05 Dec 2012 12:54 PM
lendog     
People should be offended by the host puking in the microphone. It amazes me that people find the wacky morning zoo radio entertaining.

05 Dec 2012 12:55 PM
DeltaPunch     

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Article said "flop out". There was no floppage, only the side-view of a moderately sized ballsack.

I fully expected his semi-erect member to burst forth from its tenuous restraint and slap the one woman in the cheek. Then in an effort to withdraw from that encounter he turns towards the other woman just as she's standing up, his manhood landing smack in her open palm. In her shock, she pulls her hand away but her wedding band has caught on the now-dangling bikini bottom, holding her hand against his family pride. The first woman, thinking this man-handling is a cue from her colleague, moistens her index finger by slipping it into her mouth, and then quickly and deftly slides it into his puckered, toothless nethermouth. Of course, she proceeds to seek his prostate and apply a gentle stimulation.

His johnson now fully engorged, he proceeds to leak seminal fluid onto the Rolex of the second woman. She is horrified by this pre-ejaculate discharge on what was a gift from her grandparents, given when she'd been hired as anchorwoman at this station. A station they watch regularly, each morning, with coffee. In her fury to get her jewelry away from the leaking boner, she fumbles with the clasp which catches the tender flesh of his scrotum, causing him to pull away. Naturally this motion forces the first woman's finger farther into his anus and his response is to clamp his ass cheeks together with as much force as he can muster, what with his genitals stimulated and anus engaged, and what not. This grip is much too tight for the woman to escape and as the man attempts to rescue his ballsack from Newswoman's hostile jewelry, he turns sharpy, breaking the first woman's finger at the second knuckle. She screams which frightens everyone, and in an effort to withdraw her wounded index finger, accidentally inserts the middle and ring finger of that same hand, as well as the thumb of the other hand.

This sudden and vigorous intrusion to the man's backside causes him once again t ...


I seriously doubt the anchorwoman who just got her finger snapped would stop at the very end to laugh and wave. I mean you could at least TRY to make it believable!

05 Dec 2012 12:57 PM
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