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   Man lets pit bull babysit infant while he goes to the bar. Considering what state this happened in, that might have actually been the responsible thing to do

05 Dec 2012 01:15 PM   |   9534 clicks   |   WESH Orlando
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dletter     
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Leaving this guy to babysit your kid? How irresponsible.

05 Dec 2012 09:48 AM
zedster    [TotalFark]  

dletter: [www.iheartradio.com image 390x260]

Leaving this guy to babysit your kid? How irresponsible.


your kids would learn to make guttural grunts in two languages!

05 Dec 2012 09:54 AM
bdub77     
What do you expect, he's Mr. Worldwide.

05 Dec 2012 09:57 AM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
Makes sense. One of the first things you teach a dog is "Sit!"

05 Dec 2012 10:00 AM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
I'm somewhat surprised mom said "fark this, I'm calling the cops", what with this being Fark, and all.

05 Dec 2012 10:04 AM
Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
Pit Bull, Schmitt Bull....it's probably Milhouse.

05 Dec 2012 10:32 AM
dletter     
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05 Dec 2012 10:33 AM
Snarfangel    [TotalFark]  
Being raised by wolves is *so* 4th century BC.

05 Dec 2012 10:49 AM
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  
"Pitbulls" actually make good babysitters, so long as they weren't trained as fighting dogs.

Can't change diapers, though.

05 Dec 2012 11:28 AM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: "Pitbulls" actually make good babysitters, so long as they weren't trained as fighting dogs.

Can't change diapers, though.


There are ways around that.

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05 Dec 2012 11:33 AM
Somacandra    [TotalFark]  

Diogenes: There are ways around that.

Yeah, like we didn't see THAT one coming.


05 Dec 2012 12:10 PM
Nothing To See Here     
Finally, we now know, Who let the dogs out . . .

05 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
JackieRabbit     
Well, the pit bull does seem more qualified....

05 Dec 2012 01:20 PM
dickfreckle     

Diogenes: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: "Pitbulls" actually make good babysitters, so long as they weren't trained as fighting dogs.

Can't change diapers, though.

There are ways around that.

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In the recent "Pro-tip: Don't eat poo" thread, I was tempted to post that pic. But even I have standards, man. :)

05 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
KatjaMouse     

Nothing To See Here: Finally, we now know, Who let the dogs out . . .


Guess not considering that it sounds like he left the dog locked outside of the baby's room to begin with. Even the dog thought he was a dumbass.

05 Dec 2012 01:22 PM
dickfreckle     
If it had been a Labrador, the headline would have said "dog." But hey, it's a pit, so naturally we have to include that in order to draw in readers.

05 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
BronyMedic     
Maybe that baby will look good on top of her piano?

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05 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
HotWingConspiracy     

JackieRabbit: Well, the pit bull does seem more qualified....


Yeah, he didn't leave to get drunk. I think everything worked out.

05 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
BABYQUARIUM!!1!!!

05 Dec 2012 01:24 PM
MemeSlave     
They used to be called the Nanny Dogs. Look up old timey Victorian pictures - theres all sorts of "pitbull watching the baby" pictures out there. They're bred to be people-friendly, dog-aggressive.

05 Dec 2012 01:25 PM
Smeggy Smurf     

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: "Pitbulls" actually make good babysitters, so long as they weren't trained as fighting dogs.

Can't change diapers, though.


They weren't called Nanny Dogs 100 years ago for nothing

05 Dec 2012 01:26 PM
danielscissorhands     
Not available for comment...

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05 Dec 2012 01:26 PM
BronyMedic     

danielscissorhands: Not available for comment...

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Maybe her and this girl can be friends?

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I hear they both like to play in trunks.

05 Dec 2012 01:27 PM
SkunkWerks     

Snarfangel: Being raised by wolves is *so* 4th century BC.


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Whilst being babysat by a pit bull actually isn't very far out of vogue.

05 Dec 2012 01:27 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
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05 Dec 2012 01:27 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i47.tinypic.com image 565x456]


O.o

05 Dec 2012 01:28 PM
Freakin Rican     
apparently he stopped at the barber first

05 Dec 2012 01:29 PM
Fett56     
FTFA: "The dog was sitting outside the room, the door was shut and the baby was crying."

I heard that as sung by Tom Waits.

05 Dec 2012 01:38 PM
AbortionsForAll     
http://www.imediaethics.org/News/90/Pi t_bull_molested_and_attacked_tod dler.php

You're welcome.

05 Dec 2012 01:38 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  

danielscissorhands: Not available for comment...


Thank you for this.

05 Dec 2012 01:39 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club     

CapeFearCadaver: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: [i47.tinypic.com image 565x456]

O.o


A photoshop entry a couple of days ago by, I can't remember who, got me looking more at negative space. (shrug)

05 Dec 2012 01:41 PM
Amphipath     
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Well, in most cases, you don't slap a man.

05 Dec 2012 01:43 PM
factoryconnection    [TotalFark]  
I have to assume that since we're reading this the dog's name was not "Carl." Of course, Carl was a Rottweiler but the media does run fast and loose with all scary-looking dog breeds.

05 Dec 2012 01:48 PM
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Fett56: FTFA: "The dog was sitting outside the room, the door was shut and the baby was crying."

I heard that as sung by Tom Waits.


Sounds like the dog did its job, at least.

05 Dec 2012 01:48 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

dletter: [www.iheartradio.com image 390x260]

Leaving this guy to babysit your kid? How irresponsible.


Beside, that Pitbull had to be Alaska in 26 minutes!

05 Dec 2012 01:51 PM
offmymeds     

factoryconnection: I have to assume that since we're reading this the dog's name was not "Carl." Of course, Carl was a Rottweiler but the media does run fast and loose with all scary-looking dog breeds.


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05 Dec 2012 01:54 PM
KatjaMouse     

AbortionsForAll: http://www.imediaethics.org/News/90/P it_bull_molested_and_attacked_to d dler.php

You're welcome.


What is... I don't even...

05 Dec 2012 01:58 PM
Carn     
According to our last pit bull thread, the dog should have eaten its way through the door so that it could consume the tasty tasty baby meat.

05 Dec 2012 02:00 PM
Keeve     

HotWingConspiracy: JackieRabbit: Well, the pit bull does seem more qualified....

Yeah, he didn't leave to get drunk. I think everything worked out.


Well, except now they can't get the kid to stop drinking out of the toilet.

05 Dec 2012 02:03 PM
netringer    [TotalFark]  

offmymeds: factoryconnection: I have to assume that since we're reading this the dog's name was not "Carl." Of course, Carl was a Rottweiler but the media does run fast and loose with all scary-looking dog breeds.


Editor: "THAT'S NOT A STORY! Can we say the Pit Bull ATE the baby?...OK, how about he just tasted the baby?"

05 Dec 2012 02:07 PM
thecpt     

Zion21: At least they didn't get into a dog fight!


Its really only a problem if you leave vick to baby sit the pit bull to baby sit the baby.

05 Dec 2012 02:12 PM
pottie     
How the heck did this rocket surgeon expect the dog to do a proper job of baby sitting if the door was closed?

05 Dec 2012 02:15 PM
WillyChase     

BronyMedic: Maybe that baby will look good on top of her piano?


You are on a roll today with that one

05 Dec 2012 02:15 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club     

WillyChase: BronyMedic: Maybe that baby will look good on top of her piano?

You are on a roll today with that one


I could really go for a baby on a roll. Fark, I'm starving.

05 Dec 2012 02:17 PM
Carn     

pottie: How the heck did this rocket surgeon expect the dog to do a proper job of baby sitting if the door was closed?


Did the baby go anywhere? GOOD DOG!

05 Dec 2012 02:20 PM
cgraves67     
What kind of a woman leaves that kind of a man in charge of that kind of a dog in charge of that kind of a baby?

05 Dec 2012 02:21 PM
Misconduc     
So the kid wasn't mauled to death? thats first time I heard a pitbull not doing so.

05 Dec 2012 02:24 PM
The Larch     

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: "Pitbulls" actually make good babysitters, so long as they weren't trained as fighting dogs.

Can't change diapers, though.


I'm usually the first guy to jump in and defend pitbulls, but this time... no. Friendly dogs are usually fine with toddlers, but babies are another story entirely. Babies are wet crying pink things that smell funny and can freak dogs out. And quite possibly, dogs seem to get resentful as babies are competitors for affection (but this is anthropomorphising dogs too much) .

Terriers specifically seem to have a bad history with babies.

Don't leave a dog alone with a baby. Just don't.

05 Dec 2012 02:27 PM
Nuuu     

Smeggy Smurf: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: "Pitbulls" actually make good babysitters, so long as they weren't trained as fighting dogs.

Can't change diapers, though.

They weren't called Nanny Dogs 100 years ago for nothing


They weren't called nanny dogs 100 years ago, period. That phrase was coined in the 1970s by pitbull advocates attempting to increase the legitimacy of the breed so that it would be recognized by the American Kennel Club, which it then was. People eventually came to assume that the term was as old as the breed, and the myth became self-perpetuating. One hundred years ago, pitbulls were known for one thing: their ruthless killing ability in the dog fighting pit. It's the only reason the breed exists in the first place.

05 Dec 2012 02:32 PM
TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  

The Larch: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: "Pitbulls" actually make good babysitters, so long as they weren't trained as fighting dogs.

Can't change diapers, though.

I'm usually the first guy to jump in and defend pitbulls, but this time... no. Friendly dogs are usually fine with toddlers, but babies are another story entirely. Babies are wet crying pink things that smell funny and can freak dogs out. And quite possibly, dogs seem to get resentful as babies are competitors for affection (but this is anthropomorphising dogs too much) .

Terriers specifically seem to have a bad history with babies.

Don't leave a dog alone with a baby. Just don't.


Why are you talking about terriers and other dog breeds? Just so you can be right about something?

05 Dec 2012 02:35 PM
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