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   With fine bone china patterned to look like human testicular tissue, the in-laws could be licking your balls this holiday season

05 Dec 2012 11:43 AM   |   12198 clicks   |   Gizmodo
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Cythraul     
I'd like a few of those plates in the seminiferous tubules pattern, please.

05 Dec 2012 09:39 AM
Jiro Dreams Of McRibs     
My wife always threatens to serve mine up on a platter so I'm getting a real kick out of these replies.

05 Dec 2012 11:44 AM
busy chillin'     
i was thinking it would be more like this before I clicked:

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relax, it's elbow skin

05 Dec 2012 11:45 AM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Did they use this guy for inspiration?

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05 Dec 2012 11:46 AM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
TEABAGGING!

05 Dec 2012 11:46 AM
cptjeff     
Those are fun, they look cool if you don't know the story, and they're worth a laugh if you do. A set of those would be perfect for the wedding gift for two med students, I'm sure there's a market somewhere.

05 Dec 2012 11:47 AM
trappedspirit     
Does subby often have dinner guests that lick the plates?

05 Dec 2012 11:48 AM
Zarquon's Flat Tire    [TotalFark]  
Do they do custom work? I can find an inkpad to send them my pattern.

05 Dec 2012 11:48 AM
No Time To Explain     
"could you pass the peas? The ones on my nuts?"

05 Dec 2012 11:49 AM
snowybunting    [TotalFark]  
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Up close they always look like china. Yep, those are balls.

05 Dec 2012 11:50 AM
cptjeff     

trappedspirit: Does subby often have dinner guests that lick the plates?


We all have that one uncle.

05 Dec 2012 11:50 AM
oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  
A while back the kids were out of the house so I told Mrs. Henry I'd make supper.
She completely lost her sh*t when I walked into the dining-room naked with my balls on her mother's favourite china platter. She didn't even appreciate the "meat" reference I made.

/women!

05 Dec 2012 11:50 AM
Biness     
I call bullshiat. I bet he couldn't renovate as extensively as he wanted, so he staged the accident. Gets around any laws protecting historical structures.

05 Dec 2012 11:53 AM
Biness     
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OR ITS JUST A COVER FOR FRENCH BATMAN!

Je suis homme chauve-souris

05 Dec 2012 11:56 AM
TXEric     

Biness: I call bullshiat. I bet he couldn't renovate as extensively as he wanted, so he staged the accident. Gets around any laws protecting historical structures.


wat

05 Dec 2012 11:56 AM
uncleacid     
Whose fine bone was used for this china?

05 Dec 2012 11:56 AM
Biness     

TXEric: Biness: I call bullshiat. I bet he couldn't renovate as extensively as he wanted, so he staged the accident. Gets around any laws protecting historical structures.

wat


damn. wrong thread.

05 Dec 2012 11:57 AM
Prof. Frink     
Do they make a punchbowl and glasses in ovarian-tissue pattern? It's not like I'm going to be serving sperm-nog.

05 Dec 2012 12:00 PM
cgraves67     

trappedspirit: Does subby often have dinner guests that lick the plates?


Probably not, but you could put it down on the kitchen floor for the dog to finish off and have a good laugh about the dog licking your balls.

05 Dec 2012 12:02 PM
tethead     
"Go ahead. But be careful, they're very delicate."

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/hot like they're just out of the oven

05 Dec 2012 12:03 PM
UseTheForksLuke     
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05 Dec 2012 12:05 PM
cptjeff     

uncleacid: Whose fine bone was used for this china?


The reason it's called that is that bone ash is actually added to the clay- usually a byproduct of the cows we make into hamburgers. It makes the clay even finer (porcelain is already very smooth, which allows it to retain as much strength as it does when made into thin shapes) and turns the end product somewhat translucent.

05 Dec 2012 12:08 PM
UseTheForksLuke     
Was looking for the the La Cage Aux Folles Greek Orgy China pattern...

05 Dec 2012 12:08 PM
BenJammin     
A great gift for a pathologist.

05 Dec 2012 12:10 PM
trappedspirit     

cgraves67: trappedspirit: Does subby often have dinner guests that lick the plates?

Probably not, but you could put it down on the kitchen floor for the dog to finish off and have a good laugh about the dog licking your balls.


I don't find it funny when the dog is licking my balls, why would the plate be funny?

05 Dec 2012 12:10 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
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05 Dec 2012 12:16 PM
cgraves67     

trappedspirit: cgraves67: trappedspirit: Does subby often have dinner guests that lick the plates?

Probably not, but you could put it down on the kitchen floor for the dog to finish off and have a good laugh about the dog licking your balls.

I don't find it funny when the dog is licking my balls, why would the plate be funny?


It's not the plate that would be funny, it's the enthusiasm that the dog would show for licking an object that is metaphorically your balls, which is probably more enthusiasm than your guests would show. But ymmv as far as humor is concerned.

05 Dec 2012 12:21 PM
Prof. Frink     

cgraves67: trappedspirit: cgraves67: trappedspirit: Does subby often have dinner guests that lick the plates?

Probably not, but you could put it down on the kitchen floor for the dog to finish off and have a good laugh about the dog licking your balls.

I don't find it funny when the dog is licking my balls, why would the plate be funny?

It's not the plate that would be funny, it's the enthusiasm that the dog would show for licking an object that is metaphorically your balls, which is probably more enthusiasm than your guests would show. But ymmv as far as humor is concerned.


Maybe you need to find guests that are more enthusiastic when they are licking your balls, cgraves67.

05 Dec 2012 12:30 PM
66dude     
Wouldn't it be funny if someone put their used teabag on your ball plate? No? Okay, carry on...

05 Dec 2012 12:32 PM
cgraves67     

Prof. Frink: cgraves67: trappedspirit: cgraves67: trappedspirit: Does subby often have dinner guests that lick the plates?

Probably not, but you could put it down on the kitchen floor for the dog to finish off and have a good laugh about the dog licking your balls.

I don't find it funny when the dog is licking my balls, why would the plate be funny?

It's not the plate that would be funny, it's the enthusiasm that the dog would show for licking an object that is metaphorically your balls, which is probably more enthusiasm than your guests would show. But ymmv as far as humor is concerned.

Maybe you need to find guests that are more enthusiastic when they are licking your balls, cgraves67.


I've accumulated enough restraining orders, tyvm.

05 Dec 2012 12:33 PM
crab66     
How about no.

05 Dec 2012 12:41 PM
WillyChase     

cgraves67: trappedspirit: cgraves67: trappedspirit: Does subby often have dinner guests that lick the plates?

Probably not, but you could put it down on the kitchen floor for the dog to finish off and have a good laugh about the dog licking your balls.

I don't find it funny when the dog is licking my balls, why would the plate be funny?

It's not the plate that would be funny, it's the enthusiasm that the dog would show for licking an object that is metaphorically your balls, which is probably more enthusiasm than your guests would show. But ymmv as far as humor is concerned.


I mean, it's not like the dog wouldn't be happy to lick my balls anyways. So I really don't get it.

/not that I would ever have him do that

05 Dec 2012 12:52 PM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
I like the Thyroid pattern but the Testicular pattern is way too girly.

05 Dec 2012 01:04 PM
muckin refarkable     
As someone just diagnosed with Graves Disease, the thyroid pattern seems appropriate.

05 Dec 2012 01:32 PM
Mad_Season     

Day_Old_Dutchie: [s7.postimage.org image 679x483]

Dude, I'm going to hell for enjoying that.

/I'll have a seat over there

05 Dec 2012 01:40 PM
Gonad the Ballbarian     
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05 Dec 2012 02:02 PM
MythDragon     
So there's no actual liver or testicle on any of the plates

And that's where I lost interest.

Get some scrotal sack, hammer it out nice and thin and round and dip that shiat in acrylic, and I'm gonna buy some new dinnerware. For guests.

"John, as a guest in my house, you must eat off the nutsack plate".
I don't like having people over.

05 Dec 2012 02:57 PM
NeoBad     
How about something more "interesting"

An Ice Cream cone with a vagina on it?

An Ice Cream cone with a dick on it for your farkettes?

06 Dec 2012 09:59 AM
BolshyGreatYarblocks     
No Cartman references? I am utterly flabbergasted.

06 Dec 2012 12:44 PM
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