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| Tr0mBoNe He likely broke the inner window that helps to insulate you from the -40 degree air outside the aircraft at altitude. |
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| Cythraul He probably saw something on the wing. |
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| brap The cadre of brosephines down at the Gilded Pony Pub were probabaly ready to high five until the newscaster read the "He was upset he couldn't sit next to his mother." part and then that record screech sound came on and they all pretended they didn't know him. |
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| Krieghund Ramirez was upset that he could not sit next to his mother. What's his Fark handle? |
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| some_beer_drinker |
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| scottydoesntknow To be fair, you can actually break a lot of things with your fist, it's just whether your fist also breaks when connecting |
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| Darth_Lukecash A federal grand jury in Orlando indicted Ramirez last week on a charge of destruction of an aircraft. He'll of a punch if he destroyed the airplane. |
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| scottydoesntknow Darth_Lukecash: A federal grand jury in Orlando indicted Ramirez last week on a charge of destruction of an aircraft. He'll of a punch if he destroyed the airplane. They just obtained a photo of the attack |
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| xanadian HULK SM scottydoesntknow: Darth_Lukecash: A federal grand jury in Orlando indicted Ramirez last week on a charge of destruction of an aircraft. He'll of a punch if he destroyed the airplane. They just obtained a photo of the attack [cdn1.screenrant.com image 570x315] never mind. |
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| Bill_Wick's_Friend
Shadoobie |
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Giant Clown Shoe
![]() He was probably on PCP. Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours. There was this guy once, you see this scar? |
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| Englebert Slaptyback
Krieghund Ramirez was upset that he could not sit next to his mother. What's his Fark handle? He wouldn't have one: the Kurgan killed him at MacLeod's place. |
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| Gdalescrboz
Is subby afraid of getting sucked out the window? Cause it doesn't work that way |
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| halfof33
obviously it was the inner window which protects the "real window" |
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| Ponzholio Krieghund: Ramirez was upset that he could not sit next to his mother. What's his Fark handle? Getting a handy under the blanket is a lot more work when there's someone inbetween... |
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| destrip
GIS for "broken airplane window" : |
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| Rapmaster2000
Well, you can't, but I can. I would use some of the jiu jitsu that I learned in the Core. |
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| Magorn Gdalescrboz: Is subby afraid of getting sucked out the window? Cause it doesn't work that way No, but "explosive decompression" does. Break a window at altitude and then try to breathe |
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| Shaggy_C
At least he wasn't in a middle seat |
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| Thudfark
Would this be the thread to remind people you can punch a hole in the fuselage of pretty much any commercial airliner with a pencil? |
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| Dick Gozinya
Damn you, Giant Clown Shoe. I had that one all lined up and ready to go. Good jorb. |
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| probesport
Was it this guy? |
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| oldfarthenry By Christ, I'll punch you right in the face if you don't stop staring! |
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| Nothing To See Here
Actual crack in airplane window. |
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| olapbill
Not surprised he finally snapped. |
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| ChipNASA
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| skullkrusher
Darth_Lukecash: A federal grand jury in Orlando indicted Ramirez last week on a charge of destruction of an aircraft. He'll of a punch if he destroyed the airplane. That charge does seem a bit rough |
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farkingismybusiness ![]() /sorry |
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| markfara
They need to lock the guy up and throw away the key. That goes for anyone who acts like an asshole on an airplane. |
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| doczoidberg
markfara: They need to lock the guy up and throw away the key. That goes for anyone who acts like an asshole on an airplane. You mean, like, the stewardess who won't give me more booze when I ask nicely? |
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| buckler
a charge of destruction of an aircraft. He was certainly a jerk, but that seems a bit excessive. |
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| Phony_Soldier
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| Wile_E_Canuck
Thudfark: Would this be the thread to remind people you can punch a hole in the fuselage of pretty much any commercial airliner with a pencil? |
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| Stone Meadow Giant Clown Shoe: [www.movieactors.com image 266x149] He was probably on PCP. Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours. There was this guy once, you see this scar? Too late...shacks tiny fist. |
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| SirDigbyChickenCaesar
doczoidberg: markfara: They need to lock the guy up and throw away the key. That goes for anyone who acts like an asshole on an airplane. You mean, like, the stewardess who won't give me more booze when I ask nicely? For the last time, grabbing her boob and crapping on the drink cart is not "asking nicely". |
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| probesport
ChipNASA: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Shadoobie I don't get it. / ;-D You must not be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough |
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| H31N0US
buckler: a charge of destruction of an aircraft. He was certainly a jerk, but that seems a bit excessive. Flying sucks anymore as it is without waiting around for this kind of nonsense. This dipshiat should not be allowed on a plane again. Not only did he not get to sit next to his mommy, he didn't get to fly with her either. |
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| Lost_in_Oregon
skullkrusher: Darth_Lukecash: A federal grand jury in Orlando indicted Ramirez last week on a charge of destruction of an aircraft. He'll of a punch if he destroyed the airplane. That charge does seem a bit rough If convicted, however, the offense carries FBI a maximum statutory sentence of 20 years in federal prison and a $250,000 fine. |
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| ChipNASA
probesport: ChipNASA: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Shadoobie I don't get it. / ;-D You must not be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough I'm in tatters....... |
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| Bartleby the Scrivener
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Nina_Hartley's_Ass |
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| snocone |
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| Soup4Bonnie
Why didn't he just roll the windows down? I don't know why they don't do that. It's a real problem. |
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| Headso
Jersey Strength |
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| uncleacid
JetBlue: Where you can play punch a bunch with our windows. |
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| skullkrusher
Lost_in_Oregon: skullkrusher: Darth_Lukecash: A federal grand jury in Orlando indicted Ramirez last week on a charge of destruction of an aircraft. He'll of a punch if he destroyed the airplane. That charge does seem a bit rough If convicted, however, the offense carries FBI a maximum statutory sentence of 20 years in federal prison and a $250,000 fine. Let's hope for something a bit closer to a vandalism sentence |
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| justanotherfarkinfarker
That usually is 3 layers. I don't even Tyson is his day could go through them all. |
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| pottie
brap: The cadre of brosephines down at the Gilded Pony Pub were probabaly ready to high five until the newscaster read the "He was upset he couldn't sit next to his mother." part and then that record screech sound came on and they all pretended they didn't know him. "Dude, I read the paper, it said you threw a temper tantrum and hit the window because they wouldn't let you sit nets to your mommy." |
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| farknbord
Thudfark: Would this be the thread to remind people you can punch a hole in the fuselage of pretty much any commercial airliner with a pencil? Haha, no, you definitely can't do that. You're welcome to try all you want. /I'm an aircaft propulsion engineer |
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| farknbord
farknbord: Thudfark: Would this be the thread to remind people you can punch a hole in the fuselage of pretty much any commercial airliner with a pencil? Haha, no, you definitely can't do that. You're welcome to try all you want. /I'm an aircaft propulsion engineer I'm also an aircraft propulsion engineer. :) |
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