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   NJ man indicted for punching a window on a JetBlue airplane, causing it to shatter. In other insanely terrifying news, you can apparently shatter the window on a typical passenger jet with just your fist

05 Dec 2012 02:45 PM   |   10599 clicks   |   Chicago Trib
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Tr0mBoNe    [TotalFark]  
He likely broke the inner window that helps to insulate you from the -40 degree air outside the aircraft at altitude.

05 Dec 2012 12:39 PM
Cythraul     
He probably saw something on the wing.

05 Dec 2012 12:46 PM
brap    [TotalFark]  
The cadre of brosephines down at the Gilded Pony Pub were probabaly ready to high five until the newscaster read the "He was upset he couldn't sit next to his mother." part and then that record screech sound came on and they all pretended they didn't know him.

05 Dec 2012 12:53 PM
Krieghund     
Ramirez was upset that he could not sit next to his mother.

What's his Fark handle?

05 Dec 2012 12:57 PM
some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  

Cythraul: He probably saw something on the wing.


probly.

05 Dec 2012 01:08 PM
scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  
To be fair, you can actually break a lot of things with your fist, it's just whether your fist also breaks when connecting

05 Dec 2012 01:13 PM
Darth_Lukecash    [TotalFark]  
A federal grand jury in Orlando indicted Ramirez last week on a charge of destruction of an aircraft.

He'll of a punch if he destroyed the airplane.

05 Dec 2012 01:29 PM
scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  

Darth_Lukecash: A federal grand jury in Orlando indicted Ramirez last week on a charge of destruction of an aircraft.

He'll of a punch if he destroyed the airplane.


They just obtained a photo of the attack

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05 Dec 2012 01:37 PM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  
HULK SM

scottydoesntknow: Darth_Lukecash: A federal grand jury in Orlando indicted Ramirez last week on a charge of destruction of an aircraft.

He'll of a punch if he destroyed the airplane.

They just obtained a photo of the attack

[cdn1.screenrant.com image 570x315]


never mind.

05 Dec 2012 02:09 PM
Bill_Wick's_Friend     
Shadoobie

05 Dec 2012 02:47 PM
Giant Clown Shoe     
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He was probably on PCP. Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours. There was this guy once, you see this scar?

05 Dec 2012 02:47 PM
Englebert Slaptyback     

Krieghund


Ramirez was upset that he could not sit next to his mother.

What's his Fark handle?


He wouldn't have one: the Kurgan killed him at MacLeod's place.

05 Dec 2012 02:49 PM
Gdalescrboz     
Is subby afraid of getting sucked out the window? Cause it doesn't work that way

05 Dec 2012 02:49 PM
halfof33     
obviously it was the inner window which protects the "real window"

05 Dec 2012 02:49 PM
Ponzholio    [TotalFark]  

Krieghund: Ramirez was upset that he could not sit next to his mother.

What's his Fark handle?


Getting a handy under the blanket is a lot more work when there's someone inbetween...

05 Dec 2012 02:50 PM
destrip     
GIS for "broken airplane window" :


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05 Dec 2012 02:51 PM
Rapmaster2000     
Well, you can't, but I can. I would use some of the jiu jitsu that I learned in the Core.

05 Dec 2012 02:52 PM
Magorn    [TotalFark]  

Gdalescrboz: Is subby afraid of getting sucked out the window? Cause it doesn't work that way


No, but "explosive decompression" does. Break a window at altitude and then try to breathe

05 Dec 2012 02:52 PM
Shaggy_C     
At least he wasn't in a middle seat

05 Dec 2012 02:52 PM
Thudfark     
Would this be the thread to remind people you can punch a hole in the fuselage of pretty much any commercial airliner with a pencil?

05 Dec 2012 02:52 PM
Dick Gozinya     
Damn you, Giant Clown Shoe. I had that one all lined up and ready to go.

Good jorb.

05 Dec 2012 02:53 PM
probesport     
Was it this guy?

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05 Dec 2012 02:53 PM
oldfarthenry     
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By Christ, I'll punch you right in the face if you don't stop staring!

05 Dec 2012 02:53 PM
Nothing To See Here     
Actual crack in airplane window.

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05 Dec 2012 02:54 PM
olapbill     
Not surprised he finally snapped.

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05 Dec 2012 02:56 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Bill_Wick's_Friend: Shadoobie


I don't get it.

/ ;-D

05 Dec 2012 02:56 PM
skullkrusher     

Darth_Lukecash: A federal grand jury in Orlando indicted Ramirez last week on a charge of destruction of an aircraft.

He'll of a punch if he destroyed the airplane.


That charge does seem a bit rough

05 Dec 2012 02:57 PM
farkingismybusiness     
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/sorry

05 Dec 2012 02:58 PM
markfara     
They need to lock the guy up and throw away the key. That goes for anyone who acts like an asshole on an airplane.

05 Dec 2012 02:59 PM
doczoidberg     

markfara: They need to lock the guy up and throw away the key. That goes for anyone who acts like an asshole on an airplane.



You mean, like, the stewardess who won't give me more booze when I ask nicely?

05 Dec 2012 03:00 PM
buckler     
a charge of destruction of an aircraft.

He was certainly a jerk, but that seems a bit excessive.

05 Dec 2012 03:01 PM
Phony_Soldier     

Cythraul: He probably saw something on the wing.


This made me LOL. Thanks!

05 Dec 2012 03:01 PM
Wile_E_Canuck     

Thudfark: Would this be the thread to remind people you can punch a hole in the fuselage of pretty much any commercial airliner with a pencil?


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05 Dec 2012 03:02 PM
Stone Meadow     

Giant Clown Shoe: [www.movieactors.com image 266x149]

He was probably on PCP. Broke every bone in his hand and wouldn't feel it for hours. There was this guy once, you see this scar?


Too late...shacks tiny fist.

05 Dec 2012 03:02 PM
SirDigbyChickenCaesar     

doczoidberg: markfara: They need to lock the guy up and throw away the key. That goes for anyone who acts like an asshole on an airplane.


You mean, like, the stewardess who won't give me more booze when I ask nicely?


For the last time, grabbing her boob and crapping on the drink cart is not "asking nicely".

05 Dec 2012 03:03 PM
probesport     

ChipNASA: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Shadoobie

I don't get it.

/ ;-D


You must not be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough

05 Dec 2012 03:03 PM
H31N0US     

buckler: a charge of destruction of an aircraft.

He was certainly a jerk, but that seems a bit excessive.


Flying sucks anymore as it is without waiting around for this kind of nonsense. This dipshiat should not be allowed on a plane again. Not only did he not get to sit next to his mommy, he didn't get to fly with her either.

05 Dec 2012 03:05 PM
Lost_in_Oregon     

skullkrusher: Darth_Lukecash: A federal grand jury in Orlando indicted Ramirez last week on a charge of destruction of an aircraft.

He'll of a punch if he destroyed the airplane.

That charge does seem a bit rough


If convicted, however, the offense carries FBI a maximum statutory sentence of 20 years in federal prison and a $250,000 fine.

05 Dec 2012 03:05 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

probesport: ChipNASA: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Shadoobie

I don't get it.

/ ;-D

You must not be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough


I'm in tatters.......

05 Dec 2012 03:06 PM
Bartleby the Scrivener     

ChipNASA: Bill_Wick's_Friend: Shadoobie

I don't get it.

/ ;-D


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05 Dec 2012 03:09 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass     
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05 Dec 2012 03:09 PM
snocone    [TotalFark]  

probesport: Was it this guy?

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Heavy!

05 Dec 2012 03:09 PM
Soup4Bonnie     
Why didn't he just roll the windows down? I don't know why they don't do that. It's a real problem.

05 Dec 2012 03:11 PM
Headso     
Jersey Strength

05 Dec 2012 03:15 PM
uncleacid     
JetBlue: Where you can play punch a bunch with our windows.

05 Dec 2012 03:15 PM
skullkrusher     

Lost_in_Oregon: skullkrusher: Darth_Lukecash: A federal grand jury in Orlando indicted Ramirez last week on a charge of destruction of an aircraft.

He'll of a punch if he destroyed the airplane.

That charge does seem a bit rough

If convicted, however, the offense carries FBI a maximum statutory sentence of 20 years in federal prison and a $250,000 fine.


Let's hope for something a bit closer to a vandalism sentence

05 Dec 2012 03:16 PM
justanotherfarkinfarker     
That usually is 3 layers. I don't even Tyson is his day could go through them all.

05 Dec 2012 03:17 PM
pottie     

brap: The cadre of brosephines down at the Gilded Pony Pub were probabaly ready to high five until the newscaster read the "He was upset he couldn't sit next to his mother." part and then that record screech sound came on and they all pretended they didn't know him.


"Dude, I read the paper, it said you threw a temper tantrum and hit the window because they wouldn't let you sit nets to your mommy."

05 Dec 2012 03:18 PM
farknbord     

Thudfark: Would this be the thread to remind people you can punch a hole in the fuselage of pretty much any commercial airliner with a pencil?


Haha, no, you definitely can't do that. You're welcome to try all you want.

/I'm an aircaft propulsion engineer

05 Dec 2012 03:18 PM
farknbord     

farknbord: Thudfark: Would this be the thread to remind people you can punch a hole in the fuselage of pretty much any commercial airliner with a pencil?

Haha, no, you definitely can't do that. You're welcome to try all you want.

/I'm an aircaft propulsion engineer


I'm also an aircraft propulsion engineer. :)

05 Dec 2012 03:21 PM
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