Here are the last of the headlines from November. With this, we're now open for Headline of the Year. The preliminary threads are still being posted up almost daily in TFD, and the TFers are voting for their favorites. If you want a vote in the preliminaries, you need to have TF. Here are two that are there right now:

June: http://www.fark.com/comments/7467707

July: http://www.fark.com/comments/7467820

The very first Headline of the Year preliminary for the first quarter will be tomorrow, and the rest will be coming out next week, followed by the subtabs and separate contests. Enjoy

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-11-25 to Sat 2012-12-01:

  Scientists probe mystery of Venus Fly Trap, apparently having given up on finally resolving the Jennifer vs. Bailey question    

  Coroner reports that contestant who died during cockroach-eating contest choked to death on vomit. And cockroaches    

  Cougar enters home through dog door. In related news, your mom started drinking again    

  New museum exhibit of Frida Kahlo's wardrobe is sure to raise a few eyebrow    

  New bacon shaving cream guarantees you'll be manlier than your friends, eaten by a bear    

  While there is a push to kill the $1 bill and fully replace it with the $1 coin, it will never happen. The fact is people hate change    

  Japan Airlines is set to serve Kentucky Fried Chicken to passengers. It's great for bulimics as it will come in a bucket    

  UN agrees to recognize Palestine as a state, will delineate borders based on where the rubble ends    

  Using a feather is kinky. Using the whole chicken to bludgeon to death the others in your sex slave dungeon is perverted    

  Gallup poll says that a majority of Americans are satisfied with their own healthcare costs. There is a word for those people. Healthy    

  The USS Enterprise has come to the end of its 51 year mission. It didn't find any strange new worlds, new life, or new civilizations, but it certainly could have blown them up if it had    


Sports:

  NFL sees triple digit growth in the sale of women's apparel as most women can now only fit into NFL size jerseys    

  The Yankees and Andy Pettitte are close to a one-year deal in the $11 million range. Perks include a AARP membership and a lifetime supply of Metamucil    

  As Derek Jeter rehabs his ankle in Florida, it appears he misheard advice about going on the South Beach diet and went on the Sabathia diet instead    


Geek:

  No link exists between full moon and mental problems. Technically speaking, lycanthropy isn't a mental problem as much as it's a grow-claws-and-attack-people problem    

  Curiosity celebrates its first birthday on Mars, complains it wanted a cowboy theme and not a space one    

  For the God so loved the world that He sent Turritopsis dohrnii, that he who benefits from genetic studies of this immortal jellyfish shall not perish but have eternal life    


Entertainment:

  UB40...lbs overweight    

  Kim Kardashian is the internet's most searched celebrity. Coincidentally, Valtrex is the internet's most searched medication    

  Lindsay Lohan arrested for assault in NYC nightclub. To be sentenced to one more day of free publicity    


Politics:

  Bill Clinton only sent two emails as president. That's how you keep it on the down-low    

  Obama to have Mitt Romney for lunch. This is not a repeat from November 6    

  Still no answers in the arsenic poisoning death of coroner's technician linked to Andrew Breitbart's death. THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU'D EXPECT THEM TO SAY    


Business:

  Buffett wants Dimon to be Treasury chief; also wants to score some Van Halen tickets, preferably something in the first ten rows    

  Cuba introduces income tax for the first time in more than 50 years, to the dismay of the six Cubans who have an income    

  Ford recalls Fusions and Escapes due to possibilities of spontaneous combustion. No word yet on how much this will dig into Pinto profits