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05 Dec 2012 10:03 PM   |   13959 clicks   |   Metro
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Nothing To See Here     
40 days in the hole

05 Dec 2012 10:06 PM
mudpants     
and the latest from ohio the wonder state

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hey ho way to go ohio

05 Dec 2012 10:07 PM
skinink    [TotalFark]  

Fat wall inmate is watching you masticate


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05 Dec 2012 10:10 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
He would have made it if he went headfirst with one arm outstretched and the other at his side. The position elongates the body and can help the widest areas of the body fit through the hole.

But smarts are probably not his biggest asset.

05 Dec 2012 10:10 PM
gweilo8888     
Was the prison called Rabbit's Howse?

/his new nickname among the guards is Winnie.

05 Dec 2012 10:10 PM
slackananda     
It sounds like his "partner in crime" had the right idea going first

From TFA: "Moments earlier, a smaller convict had jumped through a hole smashed through the side of the prison wall before his overweight partner in crime attempted to follow."

05 Dec 2012 10:10 PM
whatshisname     
By American standards, that guy's anorexic.

05 Dec 2012 10:20 PM
Dinobot     
He forgot this
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05 Dec 2012 10:21 PM
Fallout Boy     
That is a glory hole. I am pretty sure it wasn`t meant to be escaped through.

05 Dec 2012 10:23 PM
Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.     
Get busy livin', or get busy dietin'.

05 Dec 2012 10:28 PM
thisisarepeat     
I dont know why he was in prison so i'm not sure how to feel about this, but the shaved head and tatoos tell me he probably belongs there, or is a cop, so yeah i guess he deserves it. Farktard.

05 Dec 2012 10:38 PM
Nothing To See Here     
There ain't going to be any Redemption in the ole Shawshank tonite, Tubby.

05 Dec 2012 10:41 PM
Representative of the unwashed masses     

AverageAmericanGuy: He would have made it if he went headfirst with one arm outstretched and the other at his side. The position elongates the body and can help the widest areas of the body fit through the hole.

But smarts are probably not his biggest asset.


Not sure about that... he had both arms and shoulders through. I'd have thought he'd make it

05 Dec 2012 10:42 PM
gerbilpox     

Dinobot: He forgot this
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I don't understand how she's relevant.


/but don't care

05 Dec 2012 10:46 PM
Mark Galvan     
gerbilpox:

I don't understand how she's relevant.


/but don't care

IMDb's #1 user ranked movie.

05 Dec 2012 11:10 PM
To The Escape Zeppelin!     

AverageAmericanGuy: He would have made it if he went headfirst with one arm outstretched and the other at his side. The position elongates the body and can help the widest areas of the body fit through the hole.


Yep. Unless you're overweight or hugely muscled, if your head can fit through then the rest of your body can squeeze in too even if it's just barely.

05 Dec 2012 11:15 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  
Or, you know, make the hole just a wee bit bigger.

05 Dec 2012 11:17 PM
Nothing To See Here     

Gyrfalcon: Or, you know, make the hole just a wee bit bigger.


I hear that is a common practice in prison

05 Dec 2012 11:20 PM
Happy Hours     
This reminds me of an episode of Locked Up Abroad. It's been a while since I saw it, but an American was down in Brazil smuggling drugs and got busted. Some Nigerians were also in Brazilian prison and broke out using the same method this guy tried. The American wanted to escape but he chose not to because he didn't want to be on the run.

Like I said, it's been a while since I saw it and my memory might be off.

Oh screw it, it's on YouTube Link

The prison escape occurs around 32 minutes in.

Yeah, I guess my my memory isn't that bad.

05 Dec 2012 11:21 PM
hornblowerfan     
Insert MichaelScofield.jpg here...

He's not impressed.

05 Dec 2012 11:23 PM
Theaetetus    [TotalFark]  

AverageAmericanGuy: He would have made it if he went headfirst with one arm outstretched and the other at his side. The position elongates the body and can help the widest areas of the body fit through the hole.


Since both of his shoulders were through the hole, I'm going to guess that your suggestion wouldn't have helped - he's stuck by his massive belly, and anything he does with his arms isn't going to help shrink that.

05 Dec 2012 11:45 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  

Theaetetus: AverageAmericanGuy: He would have made it if he went headfirst with one arm outstretched and the other at his side. The position elongates the body and can help the widest areas of the body fit through the hole.

Since both of his shoulders were through the hole, I'm going to guess that your suggestion wouldn't have helped - he's stuck by his massive belly, and anything he does with his arms isn't going to help shrink that.


Did he go through head first or feet first? From the pic, it looks like feet first. Probably thinking that he should get the narrowest part of his body through first.

05 Dec 2012 11:51 PM
artdecogecko     
Quick 'n dirty.. just the way gweilo8888 likes it!

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05 Dec 2012 11:51 PM
gweilo8888     
Giggity.

05 Dec 2012 11:52 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

Theaetetus: AverageAmericanGuy: He would have made it if he went headfirst with one arm outstretched and the other at his side. The position elongates the body and can help the widest areas of the body fit through the hole.

Since both of his shoulders were through the hole, I'm going to guess that your suggestion wouldn't have helped - he's stuck by his massive belly, and anything he does with his arms isn't going to help shrink that.


This.

06 Dec 2012 12:18 AM
Elmo Jones     

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: Get busy livin', or get busy dietin'.


Thread over, man. Thread over.

06 Dec 2012 12:33 AM
Theaetetus    [TotalFark]  

AverageAmericanGuy: Theaetetus: AverageAmericanGuy: He would have made it if he went headfirst with one arm outstretched and the other at his side. The position elongates the body and can help the widest areas of the body fit through the hole.

Since both of his shoulders were through the hole, I'm going to guess that your suggestion wouldn't have helped - he's stuck by his massive belly, and anything he does with his arms isn't going to help shrink that.

Did he go through head first or feet first? From the pic, it looks like feet first. Probably thinking that he should get the narrowest part of his body through first.


I'm guessing headfirst... First, that room is awfully big to be his cell if he was on his way out. Second, in the lower right, there appears to be some brush. In other words, I think that's outside.

06 Dec 2012 01:01 AM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  

Theaetetus: AverageAmericanGuy: Theaetetus: AverageAmericanGuy: He would have made it if he went headfirst with one arm outstretched and the other at his side. The position elongates the body and can help the widest areas of the body fit through the hole.

Since both of his shoulders were through the hole, I'm going to guess that your suggestion wouldn't have helped - he's stuck by his massive belly, and anything he does with his arms isn't going to help shrink that.

Did he go through head first or feet first? From the pic, it looks like feet first. Probably thinking that he should get the narrowest part of his body through first.

I'm guessing headfirst... First, that room is awfully big to be his cell if he was on his way out. Second, in the lower right, there appears to be some brush. In other words, I think that's outside.


Good points.

06 Dec 2012 01:09 AM
gerbilpox     

Mark Galvan: gerbilpox:

I don't understand how she's relevant.


/but don't care

IMDb's #1 user ranked movie.


1 Million B.C?

Oooh. I didn't remember that was the poster in Shawshank Redemption. Clever.

/woosh, over my head
//still don't care, no relevance needed

06 Dec 2012 02:52 AM
Buffet     
Wonderful. I hate fat people!

06 Dec 2012 03:47 AM
MythDragon     
He would have had to crawl through a hole that was 2 feet long. I remember thinking that was the length of 5 ping pong tables. Clearly I gots trouble with the math.

06 Dec 2012 07:56 AM
stuffy     

artdecogecko: Quick 'n dirty.. just the way gweilo8888 likes it!

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Came here for the Poo. thank you.

06 Dec 2012 01:28 PM
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