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   Having cured cancer and AIDS, scientists create coconut-flavored pineapple

06 Dec 2012 02:45 AM   |   3666 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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brap    [TotalFark]  
Pina-ColAWESOME!
 
Of course this sort of genetic manipulation will probably mean I develop biatch tits and end up performing as a Cher impersonator but the delicious convenience of it all. 
 
I feel like there is a devil and and angel on each shoulder and they both have ice and blenders!  HELLLLLLP ME JESUS!

05 Dec 2012 09:27 PM
I_Am_Weasel    [TotalFark]  
About damned time. How long ago was it they managed to put the lime in the coconut!?

05 Dec 2012 09:35 PM
nekom    [TotalFark]  
Now let me get this straight...

05 Dec 2012 10:28 PM
ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  
Now why would you go ruin a perfectly tasty pineapple like that

/coconut is disgusting
//except in Hostess Snoballs
///pink flavor

05 Dec 2012 11:31 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance    [TotalFark]  
Meh... call me when grows in this:

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/It's got what plants crave.

05 Dec 2012 11:39 PM
Makh    [TotalFark]  
Ok, now take the rotten onion flavor out of durian and you will have a fruit that tastes like custard.

06 Dec 2012 12:06 AM
HaywoodJablonski    [TotalFark]  
Whywouldy

06 Dec 2012 02:48 AM
Duck_of_Doom     

I_Am_Weasel: About damned time. How long ago was it they managed to put the lime in the coconut!?


How does one put a lime in a pineapple?

06 Dec 2012 02:52 AM
ladyfortuna     

ArkAngel: Now why would you go ruin a perfectly tasty pineapple like that

/coconut is disgusting
//except in Hostess Snoballs
///pink flavor


I hate coconut.

It's not the taste... it's the consistency.

/Tallahassee gets me.

06 Dec 2012 02:52 AM
HaywoodJablonski    [TotalFark]  

HaywoodJablonski: Whywouldy


FIAL.

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06 Dec 2012 02:53 AM
MadSkillz     
I'm allergic to both those things! God wants me dead or kosher, since I'm also allergic to pork. Thankfully I am not allergic to cheeseburgers!

06 Dec 2012 02:54 AM
othmar     
well believe it or not i am speechless.

06 Dec 2012 03:00 AM
gerbilpox     
So it saves one ingredient. BFD.

What would improve rum drinks the most is to allow Cuban ones to be imported. In the meantime, how about coconut-flavored tumors? I mean, if you can't cure them...

06 Dec 2012 03:05 AM
maltedmothball     

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Meh... call me when grows in this:

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/It's got what plants crave.


apparently I am now a plant

/but why is the rum all gone ?

06 Dec 2012 03:19 AM
Apos     
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approves.

06 Dec 2012 03:23 AM
ladyfortuna     

maltedmothball: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Meh... call me when grows in this:

[i236.photobucket.com image 270x350]

/It's got what plants crave.

apparently I am now a plant

/but why is the rum all gone ?


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06 Dec 2012 03:25 AM
Z-clipped    [TotalFark]  
Maybe I'm a weirdo, but really ripe pineapple (not the kind that's picked 2 weeks early, and then shipped to the US) already tastes a lot like coconut to me in the first place.

Am I alone here?

06 Dec 2012 03:42 AM
BigJake     

ladyfortuna: It's not the taste... it's the consistency.


Same. I like the flavor and I cannot stand the texture. It's like pencil shavings

06 Dec 2012 03:50 AM
jtown     

ladyfortuna:

I hate coconut.

It's not the taste... it's the consistency.


^^^THIS^^^

Makes me hurk.

06 Dec 2012 03:56 AM
NeoBad     
Just so some of you more naive farkers do not get confused, there is no cure for AIDS so USE a RUBBER. Cancer is being beat every day, but it still kills a shiatload of folks and one of the best ways you can avoid it is to NOT SMOKE.

06 Dec 2012 04:29 AM
sexorcisst     
Well, yeah, but coconut-pineapple side effects? Mega -Canceraids.

/oh shiat

06 Dec 2012 04:45 AM
TheSwizz     
WHY ISN'T THIS IN MY MOUTH!?

06 Dec 2012 04:50 AM
wildcardjack    [TotalFark]  

brap: Of course this sort of genetic manipulation will probably mean I develop biatch tits and end up performing as a Cher impersonator but the delicious convenience of it all


It is the result of breeding, not horizontal gene transfer as with GMOs or random mutation through X-ray exposure like grapefruit or fission reactor mutation like the golden barley homebrewers are loving.

The GMO process is real genetic engineering. They were doing randomized mutations long before we had a grip on DNA.

06 Dec 2012 05:30 AM
OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
Approves:

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06 Dec 2012 07:02 AM
Dwight_Yeast     

BigJake: Same. I like the flavor and I cannot stand the texture. It's like pencil shavings


Then you're getting dried coconut and not fresh.

06 Dec 2012 07:21 AM
Makh    [TotalFark]  

Dwight_Yeast: BigJake: Same. I like the flavor and I cannot stand the texture. It's like pencil shavings

Then you're getting dried coconut and not fresh.


This.

06 Dec 2012 07:34 AM
TheWhoppah     

BigJake: ladyfortuna: It's not the taste... it's the consistency.

Same. I like the flavor and I cannot stand the texture. It's like pencil shavings


I don't like oatmeal raisin cookies, therefore I don't like grapes... because raisins are made from grapes.

06 Dec 2012 07:57 AM
Geeves00     
Not a fan.....I can't stand the smell/taste of coconut.

06 Dec 2012 07:58 AM
YodaBlues     

NeoBad: Just so some of you more naive farkers do not get confused, there is no cure for AIDS so USE a RUBBER. Cancer is being beat every day, but it still kills a shiatload of folks and one of the best ways you can avoid it is to NOT SMOKE.


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06 Dec 2012 08:09 AM
Kolojang     
So...they did find a cure for AIDS...

http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/story/2 012/07/24/hiv-aids-brown-cure.ht m l

06 Dec 2012 08:13 AM
PsyLord     
This is good news at the Xzibit School of Bartending.

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06 Dec 2012 08:44 AM
Son of Thunder     
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.

06 Dec 2012 09:01 AM
Bpjosep     
Instant cancer.

06 Dec 2012 09:04 AM
PirateKing     
When I heard about this, I got a bellyache. So I called the doctor, but he wasn't able to provide a solution for me, as it was no longer possible to put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up.

06 Dec 2012 09:21 AM
Tricky Chicken     

PirateKing: When I heard about this, I got a bellyache. So I called the doctor, but he wasn't able to provide a solution for me, as it was no longer possible to put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up.


Let me get this straight:

Brother bought a coconut
He bought it for a dime?
Sister had another one
She trade it for a lime?

then

She put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up?

Good thing the doctor was awake when you called.

06 Dec 2012 09:58 AM
PirateKing     

Tricky Chicken: Good thing the doctor was awake when you called.


I was pretty insistent. I said "DOCTOR! Can you tell me what to take?" Then I said "Doctor?! To relieve this bellyache?!"

He was sort of pissed. He told me to call him back in the morning.

06 Dec 2012 10:06 AM
Vash's Apprentice     

MadSkillz: I'm allergic to both those things! God wants me dead or kosher, since I'm also allergic to pork. Thankfully I am not allergic to cheeseburgers!


Know how I know you're not an Orthodox Jew?

/Meat and dairy together is a no-no
//Not one either, but had a friend who was
///Mozel tov!

06 Dec 2012 10:25 AM
Edymnion     
Finally, something my mother and I can agree on is an abomination and must be stopped.

/I hate pineapple.
//She hates coconut
///Slashies are fun

06 Dec 2012 10:52 AM
rockymountainrider     

Duck_of_Doom: I_Am_Weasel: About damned time. How long ago was it they managed to put the lime in the coconut!?

How does one put a lime in a pineapple?


came here for this

\leaving to drink it all up.
\\I'll call the Doctor in the morning to wake him up
\\\I'm such a silly person.

06 Dec 2012 11:08 AM
MadSkillz     

Vash's Apprentice: MadSkillz: I'm allergic to both those things! God wants me dead or kosher, since I'm also allergic to pork. Thankfully I am not allergic to cheeseburgers!

Know how I know you're not an Orthodox Jew?

/Meat and dairy together is a no-no
//Not one either, but had a friend who was
///Mozel tov!


I'm not Jewish at all. Your mazeltov is wasted upon me!! And yes, the cheeseburger thing was because I know about the meat and dairy thing - I learned it on the Simpsons.

06 Dec 2012 11:30 AM
Tricky Chicken     

MadSkillz: Vash's Apprentice: MadSkillz: I'm allergic to both those things! God wants me dead or kosher, since I'm also allergic to pork. Thankfully I am not allergic to cheeseburgers!

Know how I know you're not an Orthodox Jew?

/Meat and dairy together is a no-no
//Not one either, but had a friend who was
///Mozel tov!

I'm not Jewish at all. Your mazeltov is wasted upon me!! And yes, the cheeseburger thing was because I know about the meat and dairy thing - I learned it on the Simpsons.


I learned it from The Big Bang Theory since Wallowitz referrs to enjoying bacon cheeseburgers. Thereby also compounding it with the addition of pork.

06 Dec 2012 11:50 AM
FuryOfFirestorm     

MadSkillz: I'm allergic to both those things! God wants me dead or kosher, since I'm also allergic to pork. Thankfully I am not allergic to cheeseburgers!


So no sweet and sour pork or pina coladas for you? God must really hate your guts.

06 Dec 2012 01:04 PM
ladyfortuna     

Makh: Dwight_Yeast: BigJake: Same. I like the flavor and I cannot stand the texture. It's like pencil shavings

Then you're getting dried coconut and not fresh.

This.


I don't like fresh either, I have had it once or twice back in the day. The FLAVOR is fine, just... ugh.

06 Dec 2012 01:59 PM
BigJake     

Dwight_Yeast: Then you're getting dried coconut and not fresh.


You don't say?!? Jesus Christ.

06 Dec 2012 02:01 PM
AlgaeRancher     
coconut-flavored pineapple

Its getting caught in the rain....


/got that song stuck in my head now, enjoy

06 Dec 2012 02:24 PM
BATMANATEE     
Why would you do that? It's like creating shiat flavored chocolate.

06 Dec 2012 02:35 PM
Z-clipped    [TotalFark]  

PirateKing: He was sort of pissed. He told me to call him back in the morning.


Well, at least he got it straight.

08 Dec 2012 09:56 AM
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