Pina-ColAWESOME!
 
Of course this sort of genetic manipulation will probably mean I develop biatch tits and end up performing as a Cher impersonator but the delicious convenience of it all. 
 
I feel like there is a devil and and angel on each shoulder and they both have ice and blenders!  HELLLLLLP ME JESUS!

About damned time. How long ago was it they managed to put the lime in the coconut!?

Now let me get this straight...

Now why would you go ruin a perfectly tasty pineapple like that

/coconut is disgusting
//except in Hostess Snoballs
///pink flavor

Meh... call me when grows in this:



/It's got what plants crave.

Ok, now take the rotten onion flavor out of durian and you will have a fruit that tastes like custard.

Whywouldy

I_Am_Weasel: About damned time. How long ago was it they managed to put the lime in the coconut!?

How does one put a lime in a pineapple?

ArkAngel: Now why would you go ruin a perfectly tasty pineapple like that

/coconut is disgusting
//except in Hostess Snoballs
///pink flavor

I hate coconut.

It's not the taste... it's the consistency.

/Tallahassee gets me.

HaywoodJablonski: Whywouldy

FIAL.

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I'm allergic to both those things! God wants me dead or kosher, since I'm also allergic to pork. Thankfully I am not allergic to cheeseburgers!

well believe it or not i am speechless.

So it saves one ingredient. BFD.

What would improve rum drinks the most is to allow Cuban ones to be imported. In the meantime, how about coconut-flavored tumors? I mean, if you can't cure them...

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Meh... call me when grows in this:

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/It's got what plants crave.

apparently I am now a plant

/but why is the rum all gone ?

approves.

maltedmothball: Eddie Adams from Torrance: Meh... call me when grows in this:

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/It's got what plants crave.

apparently I am now a plant

/but why is the rum all gone ?

Maybe I'm a weirdo, but really ripe pineapple (not the kind that's picked 2 weeks early, and then shipped to the US) already tastes a lot like coconut to me in the first place.

Am I alone here?

ladyfortuna: It's not the taste... it's the consistency.

Same. I like the flavor and I cannot stand the texture. It's like pencil shavings

ladyfortuna:

I hate coconut.

It's not the taste... it's the consistency.

^^^THIS^^^

Makes me hurk.

Just so some of you more naive farkers do not get confused, there is no cure for AIDS so USE a RUBBER. Cancer is being beat every day, but it still kills a shiatload of folks and one of the best ways you can avoid it is to NOT SMOKE.

Well, yeah, but coconut-pineapple side effects? Mega -Canceraids.

/oh shiat

WHY ISN'T THIS IN MY MOUTH!?

brap: Of course this sort of genetic manipulation will probably mean I develop biatch tits and end up performing as a Cher impersonator but the delicious convenience of it all

It is the result of breeding, not horizontal gene transfer as with GMOs or random mutation through X-ray exposure like grapefruit or fission reactor mutation like the golden barley homebrewers are loving.

The GMO process is real genetic engineering. They were doing randomized mutations long before we had a grip on DNA.

Approves:

BigJake: Same. I like the flavor and I cannot stand the texture. It's like pencil shavings

Then you're getting dried coconut and not fresh.

Dwight_Yeast: BigJake: Same. I like the flavor and I cannot stand the texture. It's like pencil shavings

Then you're getting dried coconut and not fresh.

This.

BigJake: ladyfortuna: It's not the taste... it's the consistency.

Same. I like the flavor and I cannot stand the texture. It's like pencil shavings

I don't like oatmeal raisin cookies, therefore I don't like grapes... because raisins are made from grapes.

Not a fan.....I can't stand the smell/taste of coconut.

NeoBad: Just so some of you more naive farkers do not get confused, there is no cure for AIDS so USE a RUBBER. Cancer is being beat every day, but it still kills a shiatload of folks and one of the best ways you can avoid it is to NOT SMOKE.

So...they did find a cure for AIDS...

http://www.cbc.ca/news/health/story/2 012/07/24/hiv-aids-brown-cure.ht m l

This is good news at the Xzibit School of Bartending.

And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.

Instant cancer.

When I heard about this, I got a bellyache. So I called the doctor, but he wasn't able to provide a solution for me, as it was no longer possible to put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up.

PirateKing: When I heard about this, I got a bellyache. So I called the doctor, but he wasn't able to provide a solution for me, as it was no longer possible to put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up.

Let me get this straight:

Brother bought a coconut
He bought it for a dime?
Sister had another one
She trade it for a lime?

then

She put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up?

Good thing the doctor was awake when you called.

Tricky Chicken: Good thing the doctor was awake when you called.

I was pretty insistent. I said "DOCTOR! Can you tell me what to take?" Then I said "Doctor?! To relieve this bellyache?!"

He was sort of pissed. He told me to call him back in the morning.

MadSkillz: I'm allergic to both those things! God wants me dead or kosher, since I'm also allergic to pork. Thankfully I am not allergic to cheeseburgers!

Know how I know you're not an Orthodox Jew?

/Meat and dairy together is a no-no
//Not one either, but had a friend who was
///Mozel tov!

Finally, something my mother and I can agree on is an abomination and must be stopped.

/I hate pineapple.
//She hates coconut
///Slashies are fun

Duck_of_Doom: I_Am_Weasel: About damned time. How long ago was it they managed to put the lime in the coconut!?

How does one put a lime in a pineapple?

came here for this

\leaving to drink it all up.
\\I'll call the Doctor in the morning to wake him up
\\\I'm such a silly person.

Vash's Apprentice: MadSkillz: I'm allergic to both those things! God wants me dead or kosher, since I'm also allergic to pork. Thankfully I am not allergic to cheeseburgers!

Know how I know you're not an Orthodox Jew?

/Meat and dairy together is a no-no
//Not one either, but had a friend who was
///Mozel tov!

I'm not Jewish at all. Your mazeltov is wasted upon me!! And yes, the cheeseburger thing was because I know about the meat and dairy thing - I learned it on the Simpsons.

MadSkillz: Vash's Apprentice: MadSkillz: I'm allergic to both those things! God wants me dead or kosher, since I'm also allergic to pork. Thankfully I am not allergic to cheeseburgers!

Know how I know you're not an Orthodox Jew?

/Meat and dairy together is a no-no
//Not one either, but had a friend who was
///Mozel tov!

I'm not Jewish at all. Your mazeltov is wasted upon me!! And yes, the cheeseburger thing was because I know about the meat and dairy thing - I learned it on the Simpsons.

I learned it from The Big Bang Theory since Wallowitz referrs to enjoying bacon cheeseburgers. Thereby also compounding it with the addition of pork.

MadSkillz: I'm allergic to both those things! God wants me dead or kosher, since I'm also allergic to pork. Thankfully I am not allergic to cheeseburgers!

So no sweet and sour pork or pina coladas for you? God must really hate your guts.

Makh: Dwight_Yeast: BigJake: Same. I like the flavor and I cannot stand the texture. It's like pencil shavings

Then you're getting dried coconut and not fresh.

This.

I don't like fresh either, I have had it once or twice back in the day. The FLAVOR is fine, just... ugh.

Dwight_Yeast: Then you're getting dried coconut and not fresh.

You don't say?!? Jesus Christ.

coconut-flavored pineapple

Its getting caught in the rain....


/got that song stuck in my head now, enjoy

Why would you do that? It's like creating shiat flavored chocolate.

PirateKing: He was sort of pissed. He told me to call him back in the morning.

Well, at least he got it straight.